What Is It You Would Like to Discuss? (2014)

Actors: Howard Algeo (actor), Annalisa DeLuca (actress), Mark C. Pollock (producer), Mark C. Pollock (writer), Mark C. Pollock (director),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Sister (2014)

Actors: Granville Ames (actor), Brian Aranda (actor), Damian Cecere (actor), Michael Chieffo (actor), Dameon Clarke (actor), Assaf Cohen (actor), Robert Coventry III (actor), Christopher Craven (actor), John Heard (actor), Steve Huang (actor), Jamie Kaler (actor), Casey Lascher (actor), Zach Louis (actor), Kevin Martin (actor), Steven Allerick (actor),

Genres: Drama,

Plots of Heaven (2010)

Actors: Barry Alexander (actor), Brian Ceponis (actor), Matt Jones (actor), Douglas Macpherson (actor), Charles Reed (actor), Jason Wittman (actor), Tracy Meyer (actress), Susan J. Sommer (actress), Ankush Jindal (producer), Alisa Naso (producer), Ankush Jindal (writer), Derek Zhao (composer), Ankush Jindal (director), Taylor Cornelson (editor), Ankush Jindal (editor),

Genres: Comedy, Fantasy, Short,

Big Bang Theory: A XXX Parody (2010)

Actors: Chad Alva (actor), Joey Brass (actor), Gabriel Dalessandro (actor), Rocco Reed (actor), Briana Blair (actress), Ashlynn Brooke (actress), Charley Chase (actress), Beverly Hills (actress), Halie James (actress), Kristina Rose (actress), Bensen Herst (writer), Lee Roy Myers (director), Gabrielle Anex (editor),

Genres: Adult, Comedy,

Quotes:

[first lines]::Leonard: [dreaming] Slutty Leia. Slutty Leia. Slutty Leia. Slutty Leia.

Penny: Hey guys, where are you two headed?::Leonard: Hi Penny. We're just going to head downstairs to the comic store.::Penny: Oh, yeah, sounds like fun. Dracula must be doing a signing or something.::Sheldon: Dracula is nocturnal. Therefore, he would not be able to attend any public events before dusk.::Penny: Yeah, there's that... and the whole not being real thing.

Penny: What's a Comic-Con? Oh, is that like a guy goes to jail for stealing comic books or something?

Penny: Those two crack me up.::Hot Brunette: *Those* nerds, you're kidding me, right?::Penny: No, I actually think the short one's kinda cute in like a Harry Potter kinda way.

Hot Brunette: I'd like to come in.::Penny: Oh yeah? What do you want to do in there?::Hot Brunette: Well, I was thinking maybe we could go online and lookup the Vulcan word for girl-on-girl action.

Hot Brunette: Yeah. Right now I'm gonna go lick long and toss her... salad? And after that I'm going to move on back to her Endor.

Sheldon: You, Howard, are a geek Richard Nixon.::Howard: I prefer to think of myself as a Jewish James Bond. L'Chaim!

Raj: And that's when I learned to never take a girl on a date to a Bollywood movie.::Sheldon: Because they keep dancing away before you can receive fellatio?::Raj: That is correct.

Leslie: Well, if it isn't the Lonely Ranger and his sidekick Tonto.::Raj: I'm a customer service Indian, not a casino Indian.

Howard: [on the phone] You are not going to believe this. Guess what I'm doing right now.::Leonard: I don't know... you're watching The Matrix and jerking off to the thought of a man in a dress co-directing it?

Frank McCuff: Police Force Vigilante (2010)

Actors: Coleman Amaral (actor), Alexander J. Diaz (actor), Paul Drechsler-Martell (actor), Matt Healey (actor), Scott Hoffman (actor), Chris McGuire (actor), Jim Ng (actor), Jose Pacheco (actor), Alexander J. Diaz (producer), Jules Hamilton (producer), Jon Truei (producer), Alexander J. Diaz (writer), Alexander J. Diaz (writer), Jon Truei (writer), Jeff Heim (composer),

Plot: The action-packed introduction to the adventures of renegade Texas cop, Frank McCuff Jr., as he travels to the Big Apple to hunt down and bring to justice the escaped psychopath who killed his father and brother. A hybrid genre short combining elements of 70s grindhouse cop films, Westerns, superhero comics and anime.

Genres: Action, Mystery, Short, Thriller,

Becoming Undead (2010)

Actors: Howard Anderson III (actor), Charlie Bussian (actor), Amanda Knepper (actress), Charlie Bussian (producer), Tom Jensen (producer), Ron Purtee (producer), Ron Purtee (writer), Ron Purtee (director), Ron Purtee (editor),

Genres: Horror, Short,
Taglines: We've seen them crave flesh, now what happens when they are...Becoming Undead

Sur la trace d'Igor Rizzi (2006)

Actors: Yves Allaire (actor), Emmanuel Bilodeau (actor), Pierre-Luc Brillant (actor), Dan Chapman (actor), Laurent Lucas (actor), Pawel Pogorzelski (actor), Isabelle Blais (actress), Véronique Mitrani (actress), Mélanie Pilon (actress), Ghislaine Pilote (actress), Jacinthe Pilote (actress), Pascal Maeder (producer), Noël Mitrani (producer), Noël Mitrani (writer), Noël Mitrani (director),

Plot: A grief-stricken and destitute French ex-soccer player has moved to Montreal, the home town of his lost love, in an effort to recapture her presence. He is haunted by the regret of never having told her how much he loved her. To earn money he accepts to kill a certain Igor Rizzi...

Keywords: football-player, hitman, montreal-quebec-canada
Genres: Comedy, Drama,

Pleasantville (1998)

Actors: Jim Antonio (actor), Jason Behr (actor), Robin Bissell (actor), Weston Blakesley (actor), Marc Blucas (actor), Adam Carter (actor), Kevin Connors (actor), Jeff Daniels (actor), Gerald Emerick (actor), John Ganun (actor), Dan Gillies (actor), James Keane (actor), Don Knotts (actor), J. Patrick Lawlor (actor), Giuseppe Andrews (actor),

Plot: David, single, lonely and not happy with his life, flees reality by watching Pleasantville - a 1950's b&w; soap opera, where everything is just that... pleasant. His sister Jennifer, sexually far more active than her brother, gets in a fight with him about a very strange remote control. The remote was given to them just seconds after the TV broke, by an equally strange repair man. They suddenly find themselves in Pleasantville, as Bud and Mary-Sue Parker, completely assimilated and therefore black and white, in clothes a little different and with new parents... pleasant ones. David wants to get out of the situation as well as his sister, but whereas he tries to blend in (effortlessly, with his knowledge), she does whatever she wants to do. One event leads to the other, and suddenly there is a red rose growing in Pleasantville. The more rules are broken, the more colorful life gets in Pleasantville, USA.

Keywords: 1950s, 1990s, alternate-dimension, alternative-reality, american-dream, apple, art, barber-shop, basketball, bathtub
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Fantasy,
Taglines: Nothing Is As Simple As Black And White. Pleasantville - It's Just Around the Corner

Quotes:

Bill Johnson: Must be awfully lucky to see colours like that. I'll bet they don't know how lucky they are.

David: They're happy like this.::Jennifer: No, David. Nobody's happy in a poodle skirt and a sweater set.

Betty Parker: Mary Sue?::Jennifer: Yeah?::Betty Parker: What goes on up at Lover's Lane?::Jennifer: What do you mean?::Betty Parker: Well, you hear these things lately... kids spending so much time up there. Uh, is it holding hands? That kind of thing?::Jennifer: Yeah! That and...::Betty Parker: What?::Jennifer: It doesn't matter.::Betty Parker: No, I wanna know.::Jennifer: Well, sex.::Betty Parker: Oh. What's sex?

Jennifer: I did the slut thing, David. It got kinda old.

Jennifer: And I still don't see why we're doing this!::David: Because we're supposed to be in school.::Jennifer: We're supposed to be at home, David. We're supposed to be in color!::David: [placatingly] Okay, okay, okay.::Jennifer: God!

George Parker: Where's my dinner?

[after Mary Sue explains to Betty about sex]::Jennifer: Are you okay?::Betty Parker: Um, yes. It's, uh, just that your father would never do anything like that.::Jennifer: Ahhhh.::Betty Parker: Mmm.::Jennifer: Well, you know, Mom, there are other ways to enjoy yourself... without Dad.

Big Bob: Everybody really likes you, George.::George Parker: Oh. Well...::Big Bob: No! They do! And it's not just 'cause you're a good bowler. It's 'cause people respect you!

Skip: Hiya, Bud!::David: Hiya, Skip!::Skip: Hiya, Bud!::David: Hiya, Skip!::Skip: Bud, can I ask you a question?::David: Sure.::Skip: Well, if I was to go up to your sister... What I mean is, if I was to go up to Mary Sue...::David: Oh my God... are we in that episode?

Jennifer: Hey, can I ask you a question?::David: Sure.::Jennifer: How come I'm still in black and white?::David: What?::Jennifer: I've had, like, ten times as much sex as the rest of these girls, and I still look like this. I mean, they spend, like, an hour in the back seat of some car and all of a sudden they're in Technicolor?::David: I don't know. Maybe it's not just the sex.

Man Descending (1990)

Actors: Damir Andrei (actor), John Boylan (actor), Bernard Leman (actor), Ian McPherson (actor), David Watson (actor), Timm Zemanek (actor), Patricia Cancilla (actress), Marika Daciuk (actress), Zahava Robins (actress), Melanie Scarr (actress), Judy Silver (actress), Alison Fisher (producer), Neil Grieve (producer), Sharon Lackie (producer), Raymond Lorenz (producer),

Plot: It's New Year's Eve. Ed is out of work, seeing himself as a man descending. He sees his wife Victoria as hopeful, still ascending. He thinks she may be carrying on with Howard, her psychologist. They get to the party, Ed drinks copious amounts of scotch as Victoria and Howard dance and then steal away. Ed makes off-putting remarks to others at the party, and, when his wife and the shrink return with a bag of ice after the stoke of twelve, Ed decides to pick a fight. What Victoria does in response brings in the new year.

Genres: Short,

Quotes:

[opening narration]::Ed: [sitting on a toilet, fully clothed, drinking Scotch whiskey] It's New Year's Eve, and I've been oiling myself all afternoon, in expectation of the party I'd rather not attend. Since Scotch is regarded as a fine social lubricant, I've attempted, to the best of my ability, to get lubricated. Somehow, I feel, it hasn't worked. Ever since I was sacked from my job in the china department at Eton's for habitual uncooperativeness, I've had the crazy feeling that my life is somehow over. Well, not over, exactly. But I can't seem to shake the idea that I peaked somewhere along the line, and I'm now descending.

The Purchase Price (1916)

Actors: Robyn Adair (actor), Ed Brady (actor), Virginia Kirtley (actress), William Nicholas Selig (producer), F. McGrew Willis (writer), Burton L. King (director),

Genres: Drama, Short,