Morticia Addams

The Addams Family XXX (2011)

Actors: Bill Bailey (actor), Richie Calhoun (actor), Dick Chibbles (actor), Dick Chibbles (actor), Seth Gamble (actor), Chris Johnson (actor), Rodney Moore (actor), Rocco Reed (actor), Barry Scott (actor), Evan Stone (actor), Brandy Aniston (actress), Charley Chase (actress), Nina Hartley (actress), Alanah Rae (actress), Amber Rayne (actress),

Genres: Adult, Comedy,

Quotes:

Morticia Addams: And after that, I think it's high time that Wednesday and I had that special mother-daughter talk.::Gomez Addams: Ah! On where to bury the bodies.::Morticia Addams: No, silly, we had that talk a year ago. I mean the talk about how to be a woman and what it means to have those special urges.

MC Hammer: 2 Legit - The Videos (2002)

Actors: Jose Canseco (actor), Roger Clemens (actor), Roger Craig (actor), Jerry Glanville (actor), M.C. Hammer (actor), Rickey Henderson (actor), Raul Julia (actor), Christopher Lloyd (actor), Ronnie Lott (actor), Chris Mullin (actor), Kirby Puckett (actor), Andre Rison (actor), David Robinson (actor), Deion Sanders (actor), James Brown (actor),

Genres: Documentary, Music,

Addams Family Reunion (1998)

Actors: Marcus Aurelius (actor), Ed Begley Jr. (actor), Prince Board (actor), Billy Burnette (actor), Todd Mason Covert (actor), John Crane (actor), Tim Curry (actor), Sten Davis (actor), Pat Elliott (actor), Manny Fernandez (actor), Phil Fondacaro (actor), Rodger Halston (actor), Christopher Hart (actor), Sebastian Hitzig (actor), Preston Ahearn (actor),

Plot: Gomez and Morticia are horrified to discover that Grandpa and Grandma Addams have a rare disease that is slowly turning them "normal". The only chance they have of curing them is to organise a family reunion, hoping that someone knows a home remedy. Unfortunately, due to a printing error, the family arrives at the reunion of an ordinary family named Adams (with one D). While Gomez and Morticia, oblivious to the mistake, search for a cure amongst a family divided by the wish to inherit; Pugsley and Wednesday are busy making new friends...explode; Uncle Fester and Thing search for a vicious Chihuahua that lives on human hair; and Lurch falls in love. Meanwhile, a couple going to the reunion are given the wrong address and end up at the Addams mansion where Granny and Cousin Itt are staying. No-one's life will ever be the same...

Keywords: addams-family, based-on-adaptation, based-on-tv-series, black-comedy, butler, campy, character-name-in-title, dysfunctional-family, family-gathering, family-relationships
Genres: Comedy, Family, Fantasy, Thriller,
Taglines: A killer comedy. An affair to dismember. Some families have all the fun.

Quotes:

Gomez Addams: [leafing through the mail and reading off the sender's names on the "junk mail"] Let's see here... Publisher's Killing House... Tombs "R" Us... Hearse and Driver...

Addams Family Values (1993)

Actors: Matthew Bartilson (actor), Matthew Beebe (actor), Charles Busch (actor), Francis Coady (actor), Karl David-Djerf (actor), Chris Ellis (actor), Jason Fife (actor), John Franklin (actor), Alex Gaona (actor), Jamie Gordon (actor), Peter Graves (actor), Christopher Hart (actor), Micah Hata (actor), Ryan Holihan (actor), Ian Abercrombie (actor),

Plot: On any day of the week, you could expect a newborn baby to be nurtured and loved by his older sister. Except, of course, if it's Wednesday. Pubert is the latest addition to the Addams family and, to prevent sibling rivalry escalating to fratricide, Wednesday and Pugsley are shipped off to summer camp and a nanny is hired. Debby Jellinsky is great with wrinkling baldies, which makes her the perfect nanny for Pubert and the unlikely wife of Uncle Fester. The question is..."Is she grave-digging or gold-digging?"

Keywords: 1990s, addams-family, allergy, anvil, arm-wrestling, attack, attempted-murder, attempted-murder-of-husband, baby, baby-born
Genres: Comedy, Fantasy,
Taglines: The Family Just Got A Little Stranger. Creepier. Kookier. Spookier. Ookier.

Quotes:

Debbie Jellinsky: [meeting Gomez] Isn't he a lady killer!::Gomez: Acquitted.

Gary: [to the Campers] Lifesaving! Now I know we're all top-notch, little swimmers, but now we get to show our stuff and earn those certificates! Hey, how about our first little pair of lifesaving buddies? Amanda, Wednesday?::Amanda: Is that your bathing suit?::Wednesday: Is that your overbite?::Gary: Now, one of you will be the drowning victim and the other one gets to be our lifesaver.::Amanda: I'll be the victim!::Wednesday: All your life.

Morticia: [to Debbie] You have enslaved him. You have placed Fester under some strange sexual spell. I respect that. But please, may we see him?

Wednesday: I don't want to be in the pageant.::Gary: Don't you want to help me realize my vision?::Wednesday: Your work is puerile and under-dramatized. You lack any sense of structure, character and the Aristotelian unities.::Gary: Young lady, I am getting just a tad tired of your attitude problem.

Wednesday: I'm not perky.::Amanda: That's for damn sure.

Debbie Jellinsky: These Addams men, where do you find them?::Morticia: It has to be damp.

Wednesday: We don't hug.::Becky: Oh, they're just shy.::Pugsley: We're not shy.::Wednesday: We're contagious.

Amanda: Hi, I'm Amanda Buckman. Why are you dressed like that?::Wednesday: Like what?::Amanda: Like you're going to a funeral. Why are you dressed like somebody died?::Wednesday: Wait.

[about Pubert]::Gomez: He has my father's eyes.::Morticia: Gomez, take those out of his mouth.

Gomez: Children, why do you hate the baby?::Pugsley: We don't hate him. We just wanna play with him.::Wednesday: Especially his head.

The Addams Family (1991)

Actors: Tony Azito (actor), Paul Benedict (actor), John Franklin (actor), Christopher Hart (actor), Dan Hedaya (actor), Whit Hertford (actor), Michael Hittesdorf (actor), Ryan Holihan (actor), Bruce Holman (actor), Eugene Jackson (actor), Raul Julia (actor), Richard Korthaze (actor), Christopher Lloyd (actor), Christopher Lloyd (actor), Ryan Anderson (actor),

Plot: The Addams step out of Charles Addams' cartoons. They live with all of the trappings of the macabre (including a detached hand for a servant) and are quite wealthy. Added to this mix is a crooked accountant and his loan shark and a plot to slip in the shark's son into the family as their long lost Uncle Fester. Can the false Fester find his way into the vault before he is discovered?

Keywords: 1990s, accountant, addams-family, amnesia, anger, based-on-adaptation, based-on-comic, based-on-tv-series, based-on-tv-show, black-comedy
Genres: Comedy, Fantasy,
Taglines: It's not the same old Thing. Weird is relative. Creepy. Kooky. Spooky. Ooky.

Quotes:

Gomez: We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you.

[Wednesday is hooking up an electric chair]::Wednesday: Pugsley, sit in the chair.::Pugsley: Why?::Wednesday: So we can play a game.::Pugsley: What game?::Wednesday: [strapping him in] It's called, "Is There a God?"

[about to bury two people]::Pugsley: Are they dead?::Wednesday: Does it matter?

Girl Scout: Is this made from real lemons?::Wednesday: Yes.::Girl Scout: I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they're real lemons?::Pugsley: Yes.::Girl Scout: Well, I'll tell you what. I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?::Wednesday: Are they made from real Girl Scouts?

Gomez: [as they search for Wednesday] Fan out. Pugsley, head for the dung heap. Mama and Morticia, the shallow graves. I'll take the abyss. Lurch, check out the bottomless pit. Fester?::Uncle Fester: [from a window] Up here!::Gomez: [shouting up to him] Fester, you take the ravine, and the unmarked, abandoned well!::Uncle Fester: Somebody should stay behind in case she comes back.::Gomez: Good man. Good thinking!::Grandmama: Then who'll take the swamp?::Gomez: [Thing taps Gomez's shoe] That's the spirit, Thing. Lend a hand. Let's go!

Gomez: [playing with his trains and furiously contemplating things] "How do you take it off"? That's absurd! That finger trap was a party favor at his tenth birthday!

Gomez: [playing with his trains and furiously contemplating things] He wore that finger trap for two years. Mother had to teach him to eat with his feet. And the combination, and the password, and my cigar, and he slept so well!

Gomez: [he has thrown a sword and pierced the wall not but two inches from Tully's head] Ah, missed!

Gomez: Think of it, Thing. For twenty-five years we've attempted to contact Fester in the great beyond, and for twenty-five years, nothing. I'm beginning to think my brother truly is lost.

Gomez: [about Morticia] I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.

The Making of 'The Addams Family' (1991)

Actors: M.C. Hammer (actor), Christopher Hart (actor), Christopher Hart (actor), Dan Hedaya (actor), Raul Julia (actor), Raul Julia (actor), Christopher Lloyd (actor), Marc Shaiman (actor), Marc Shaiman (actor), Barry Sonnenfeld (actor), Carel Struycken (actor), Carel Struycken (actor), Jimmy Workman (actor), Jimmy Workman (actor), Anjelica Huston (actress),

Genres: Documentary,

Halloween with the New Addams Family (1977)

Actors: Parley Baer (actor), Clinton Beyerle (actor), Patrick Campbell (actor), Ted Cassidy (actor), Jackie Coogan (actor), Henry Darrow (actor), David B. Johns (actor), George Ranito Jordan (actor), Ken Marquis (actor), Vito Scotti (actor), Felix Silla (actor), Dean Sothern (actor), Ken Weatherwax (actor), Elvia Allman (actress), John Astin (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Horror,

Quotes:

Gomez Addams: To be, or not to be? NOT to be... THAT is the ANSWER!

Morticia Addams: [an explosion is heard from the kitchen] Did you leave a cake in the oven, Mama?::Grandmama Addams: It's that woman again! That's my kitchen, not an airport!

Morticia Addams: [singing] Christmas and Easter bring wonderful treasures/spirits and pumpkins bring far greater pleasures.

Uncle Fester: We get the strangest people in here.

First Cop: Sorry folks, but the neighbors complained about the noise.::Morticia Addams: But this is a holiday, and a very special holiday for the Addams family, everyone here is a relative.::Uncle Fester: [brings in the crooks] I'm sorry you're mistaken, Morticia, these two aren't.::First Cop: Well... Bones Lafferty, and Louie the Lard?::Gomez Addams: You must be mistaken officer, these people are family. [Fester shakes his head]::Boss Crook: No, we - we just said that... we're not members of this family. They've got a lion, a lion! In the basement, and a lady flew out the window!::Little Bo Peep: That was no lady, it was a pterodactyl.

Fake Gomez: [Fester has him on the rack, mistaking him for Gomez] I'm just a guest here, take off my mask and you'll see.::Uncle Fester: An imposter! That's the first mistake I ever made on the rack, if I stretched you out, I could see about having you shortened. And if your socks are stretched, I'll be very happy to knit you a new pair.

[repeated line]::Uncle Fester: Don't step on Kitty Kat's tail!

Uncle Fester: Don't step on Kitty Kat's tail.::Mikey: Do I look like the kind of guy who'd step on Kitty Kat's tail? [leaves, Kitty Kat roars and Mikey returns terrified and his clothes torn]::Uncle Fester: You stepped on Kitty Kat's tail.

Mother Frump: [to the relatives in the graveyard] I want to apologize to you all, I almost gave up the old broom and fly recipe. I was wrong, I forgot the old family motto, "Never say die!" [buried relatives applaud] Thank you, well, back to the drawing board.

Morticia Addams: This is Mr. Grim, show him the house.::Grandmama Addams: He's in it.