Joey, Joey Filmography

• Ramshackle House (1924)

Joey

After his friends all go their separate ways, Joey Tribianni leaves New York for Hollywood to pursue his acting career full time. His slutty sister Gina buys him a nice apartment, and he finds a new roommate in his 20-year old nephew Michael (Gina had him when she was 16), who is literally a rocket scientist. Michael's book smarts and Joey's people smarts allow them to help each other out whenever they can, and make them nice companions.

Cast

• Matt LeBlanc
• Andrea Anders
• Paulo Costanzo
• Jennifer Coolidge
• Drea de Matteo
• Miguel A. Núñez Jr.
• Ben Falcone
• Adam Goldberg
• Mädchen Amick
• Richard Ruccolo
• Matt Letscher
• Kelly Preston
• Lucy Liu
• John Michael Higgins
• John Larroquette
• Nat Faxon
• Simon Helberg
• Valerie Azlynn

• Season 1
• Episode 1: Pilot
  Michael: [just discovered Gina was 16 when she had him] How did I not figure THAT out! I took calcul...
• Episode 2: Joey and the Student
  Magna Doodle: A bird rising from fire....
• Episode 3: Joey and the Party
  Magna Doodle: A goat in front of the Hollywood sign, eating out of a garbage can....
• Episode 4: Joey and the Book Club
  Episode: #1.4, Joey sings along to "Angel of the Morning" on his Walkman. This song was also on the ...
• Episode 5: Joey and the Perfect Storm
  Michael Tribbiani: Well don't do the one with the dialogue 'cause you dont know that one::Joey Tribb...
• Episode 6: Joey and the Nemesis
  Joey Tribbiani: Nope, she's not going anywhere. How are you feeling?::Michael Tribbiani: Not good Jo...
• Episode 7: Joey and the Husband
  Viktor: Gina, sorry, no tips today. All money go down stripper's panties....
• Episode 8: Joey and the Dream Girl: Part 1
  Magna Doodle: Cowboy riding a bomb through the air....
• Episode 9: Joey and the Dream Girl: Part 2
  Gina tells Joey Donna's husband Ron wants her back, but she and Michael advise him to fight now Ron ...
• Episode 10: Joey and the Big Audition
  Magna Doodle: Stunt rider on a motorcycle....
• Episode 11: Joey and the Roadtrip
  Magna Doodle: Lillies and a hummingbird....
• Episode 12: Joey and the Plot Twist
  Magna Doodle: A dog peeing on a frightened snowman, instead of on the nearby fire-hydrant....
• Episode 13: Joey and the Taste Test
  Magna Doodle: Fox Motocross logo....
• Episode 14: Joey and the Premiere
  Magna Doodle: A family walking beneath the night sky....
• Episode 15: Joey and the Assistant
  Magna Doodle: BMX biker on a half pipe....
• Episode 16: Joey and the Tonight Show
  Joey: Thanks. It's just, when I was a kid, I used to dream about being on the Tonight Show. You know...
• Episode 17: Joey and the Valentine's Date
  Magna Doodle: A bulldog sitting in a chair....
• Episode 18: Joey and the Wrong Name
  Michael tries trash-talk believing he outclasses 'old' Uncle Joey in push-ups and chin-ups, only to ...
• Episode 19: Joey and the Fancy Sister
  Gina is meanly jealous, Joey eager about a visit from their spoiled younger sister Mary Teresa, Mich...
• Episode 20: Joey and the Neighbor
  The Tribbiani boys are intrigued by a flow of beautiful girls to a new neighbor, delighted to find t...
• Episode 21: Joey and the Spying
  Alex: It's already 8 o'clock, are you gonna be able to find anyone to go out with ?::Joey: Give me a...
• Episode 22: Joey and the Temptation
  Carmen Electra: Oh Joey, this is my friend Elsa.::Elsa: [Joey waves at her] Drake Ramoray! I'm a big...
• Episode 23: Joey and the Break-up
  The Tribbianis are pleasantly surprised Michael finally seems to get serious with a girl-friend, but...
• Episode 24: Joey and the Moving In
  Joey didn't get the lines for a Deep Powder promotion shot, and finds on air it's actually a viewer ...
• Season 2
• Episode 1: Joey and the Big Break: Part 1
  Joey: [rehearsing his lines] 'We've got to get rid of this body.' No, it's too stiff. I gotta make i...
• Episode 2: Joey and the Big Break: Part 2
  Joey has made a mess of his last chance movie audition and hits rock bottom when harpy Gina, who Bob...
• Episode 3: Joey and the Spanking
  Joey enjoys his star status in an action move, and his Oscar-winning but gambling-indebted co-star B...
• Episode 4: Joey and the Stuntman
  Joey stars in an action movie, so the director hires excellent stuntman Chuck, a modest workaholic w...
• Episode 5: Joey and the House
  Gina gives Joey hell for spending his money like a child. He decides to look for a grand house behin...
• Episode 6: Joey and the ESL
  Joey just came to pick up Michael at Call Tech, but sees foxy Maria and instantly joins her- to a cl...
• Episode 7: Joey and the Poker
  Joey: It is natural for humans to eat meat, okay? We eat the cows, the cows eat the grass, we mow th...
• Episode 8: Joey and the Sex Tape
  Joey is practicing how to make his entry at Ellen's talk-show, and believed with Bobbie his celebrit...
• Episode 9: Joey and the Musical
  Joey is trying to impress his girlfriend Candace, who he hired as interior decorator, but is instant...
• Episode 10: Joey and the Bachelor Thanksgiving
  Joey was looking forward to show Alex as first visitor his finished villa, but Gina has seduced the ...
• Episode 11: Joey and the High School Friend
  Adam Goldberg, who plays Joey's High School Friend Jimmy in the series, starred on "F·r·i·e·n·d·s" (...
• Episode 12: Joey and the Tijuana Trip
  Magna Doodle: A dog with reindeer antlers on....
• Episode 13: Joey and the Christmas Party
  Joey takes Gina's warning he cannot ruin their friendship by going to bed with Alex (again), but fin...
• Episode 14: Joey and the Snowball Fight
  Joey has seen Alex started a relationship with his neighbor-friend-lover Alex, which he officially d...
• Episode 15: Joey and the Dad
  Robert Costanzo reprises his role of Joey's father that he originated in the Friends first season ep...
• Episode 16: Joey and the Party for Alex
  Joey is tired of being the friend on whose shoulder Alex comes cry while his mate-idol Dean has all ...
• Episode 17: Joey and the Big Move
  This episode marks the final appearance of Miguel Nunez Jr. as Zach....
• Episode 18: Joey and the Beard
  Magna Doodle: The planet Earth, surrounded by four whales 'swimming' in space....
• Episode 19: Joey and the Critic
  After his movie's success, Joey's next step up is gaining creative control (in his mind, the right t...
• Episode 20: Joey and the Actors Studio
  Magna Doodle: A whale jumping over a guy paddling a kayak....
• Episode 21: Joey and the Holding Hands
  Magna Doodle: A martini glass garnished with two olives on a stick....
• Episode 22: Joey and the Wedding
  Joey and Alex are ecstatic when Jimmy announces he's about to marry Gina and asks Joey as best man, ...

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Born in Red Hook Brooklyn in the year of who knows when
Opened up his eyes to the tune of an accordion
Always on the outside whatever side there was
When they asked him why it had to be that way "Well" he answered "just because".
Larry was the oldest Joey was next to last
They called Joe "Crazy" the baby they called "Kid Blast"
Some say they lived off gambling and running numbers too
It always seemed they got caught between the mob and the men in blue.
Joey, Joey
King of the streets child of clay
Joey, Joey
What made them want to come and blow you away.
There was talk they killed their rivals but the truth was far from that
No one ever knew for sure where they were really at
When they tried to strangle Larry, Joey almost hit the roof
He went out that night to seek revenge thinking he was bulletproof.
The war broke out at the break of dawn it emptied out the streets
Joey and his brothers suffered terrible defeats
Till they ventured out behind the lines and took five prisoners
They stashed them away in a basement called them amateurs.
The hostages were trembling when they heard a man exclaim
"Let's blow this place to kingdom come let Con Edison take the blame"
But Joey stepped up, and he raised his hand and said, "We're not those kind of men
It's peace and quiet that we need to go back to work again".
Joey, Joey
King of the streets child of clay
Joey, Joey
What made them want to come and blow you away.
The police department hounded him, they called him Mr. Smith
They got him on conspiracy, they were never sure who with
"What time is it" said the judge to Joey when they met
"Five to ten" said Joey. The judge says, "That's exactly what you get".
He did ten years in Attica, reading Nietzche and Wilhelm Reich
They threw him in the hole one time for trying to stop a strike
His closest friends were black men 'cause they seemed to understand
What it's like to be in society with a shackle on your hand.
When they let him out in '71 he'd lost a little weight
But he dressed like Jimmy Cagney and I swear he did look great
He tried to find the way back into the life he left behind
To the boss he said, "I've returned and now I want what's mine".
Joey, Joey
King of the streets child of clay
Joey, Joey
What made them want to come and blow you away.
It was true that in his later years he would not carry a gun
"I'm around too many children", he'd say, "they should never know of one"
Yet he walked right into the clubhouse of his lifelong deadly foe
Emptied out his register, said, "Tell 'em it was Crazy Joe".
One day they blew him down in a clam bar in New York
He could see it coming through the doors as he lifted up his fork
He pushed the table over to protect his family
Then he staggered out into the streets of Little Italy.
Joey, Joey
King of the streets child of clay
Joey, Joey
What made them want to come and blow you away.
Sister Jacqueline and Carmela and mother Mary all did weep
I heard his best friend Frankie say, "He ain't dead he's just asleep"
Then I saw the old man's limousine head back towards the grave
I guess he had to say one last goodbye to the son that he could not save.
The sun turned cold over President Street and the town of the Brooklyn mourned
They said a mass in the old church near the house where he was born
And someday if God's in heaven overlooking his preserve
I know the men that shot him down will get what they deserve.
Joey, Joey
King of the streets child of clay
Joey, Joey

Joey keys was from my neighborhood
Some would say that he was bad and Joe thought that was good
Joey got the name "Keys" picking locks
He never really robbed no one, it sure amused the cops
Joey's parents owned a restaurant
After closing time they'd give us almost anything we'd want
I never cared that Joey Keys was slow
Though he couldn't read or write too well but wed talk all night long
Come on, come on, come on
What you gonna do with your life?
Come on, come on, come on
Chasing sparks in the nights
His old man said tomorrow is a ride that goes nowhere
But I'll pull some strings, get blackbird wings
And break us out of there
Hey Joey
C'mon tell me 'bout your dreams
Tell me all the sights you're gonna see
Tell me who you're gonna be
Hey Joey
You're gonna kiss the girls goodnight
Sometimes you got to stand and fight
It'll be alright
Were gonna find a better life
See Joe was 3 years younger to the day
Acting like a little brother but became my ball and chain
I met this girl named Rhonda, she fell for me
She said, "I might learn to like him but love ain't built for three"
Hey Joey
C'mon tell me 'bout your dreams
Tell me all the sights you're gonna see
Tell me who you're gonna be
Hey Joey
You're gonna kiss the girls goodnight
Sometimes you got to stand and fight
It'll be alright
Hey Joey
News gets around in this fading neighborhood
The old man lost the restaurant, he drinks more than he should
It's time for Joey Keys to do some good
Pick the lock off our lives
Lets get out of here like we always said we would
Hey Joey
C'mon tell me 'bout your dreams
Tell me all the sights you're gonna see
Tell me who you're gonna be
Hey Joey
You're gonna kiss the girls goodnight
Sometimes you got to stand and fight
It'll be alright
Were gonna find a better life
Find a better life
Find a better life
Come on, come on, come on
What you gonna do with your life?
Come on, come on, come on
Chasing sparks in the nights
His old man said tomorrow is a ride that goes nowhere
But I'll pull some strings, get blackbird wings
And break us out of there

Joey Keys was from my neighborhood
Some would say that he was bad and Joe thought that was good
Joey got the name 'Keys' picking locks
He never really robbed no one; it sure amused the cops
Joey's parents owned a restaurant
After closing time they'd give us almost anything we'd want
I never cared that Joey Keys was slow
Though he couldn't read or write too well but we'd talk all night long.
Come on, come on, come on
What you gonna do with your life?
Come on, come on, come on
Chasing sparks in the nights
His old man said tomorrow is a ride that goes nowhere
But I'll pull some strings, get blackbird wings
And break us out of there
[Chorus:]
Hey Joey
C'mon tell me 'bout your dreams
Tell me all the sights you're gonna see
Tell me who you're gonna be
Hey Joey
You're gonna kiss the girls goodnight
Sometimes you got to stand and fight
It'll be alright
We're gonna find a better life
See Joe was 3 years younger to the day
Acting like a little brother but became my ball and chain
I met this girl named Rhonda, she fell for me
She said, 'I might learn to like him but love ain't built for three.'
[Chorus:]
Hey Joey
C'mon tell me 'bout your dreams
Tell me all the sights you're gonna see
Tell me who you're gonna be
Hey Joey
You're gonna kiss the girls goodnight
Sometimes you got to stand and fight
It'll be alright
Hey Joey
News gets around in this fading neighborhood
The old man lost the restaurant
He drinks more than he should
It's time for Joey keys to do some good
Pick the lock off our lives, let's get out of here like we always said we would
[Chorus:]
Hey Joey
C'mon tell me 'bout your dreams
Tell me all the sights you're gonna see
Tell me who you're gonna be
Hey Joey
You're gonna kiss the girls goodnight
Sometimes you got to stand and fight
It'll be alright
We're gonna find a better life
Find a better life
Find a better life

Born in Red Hook, Brooklyn, in the year of who knows when
Opened up his eyes to the tune of an accordion
Always on the outside of whatever side there was
When they asked him why it had to be that way, "Well," he answered, "just
because."
Larry was the oldest, Joey was next to last.
They called Joe "Crazy," the baby they called "Kid Blast."
Some say they lived off gambling and runnin' numbers too.
It always seemed they got caught between the mob and the men in blue.
Joey, Joey,
King of the streets, child of clay.
Joey, Joey,
What made them want to come and blow you away?
There was talk they killed their rivals, but the truth was far from that
No one ever knew for sure where they were really at.
When they tried to strangle Larry, Joey almost hit the roof.
He went out that night to seek revenge, thinkin' he was bulletproof.
The war broke out at the break of dawn, it emptied out the streets
Joey and his brothers suffered terrible defeats
Till they ventured out behind the lines and took five prisoners.
They stashed them away in a basement, called them amateurs.
The hostages were tremblin' when they heard a man exclaim,
"Let's blow this place to kingdom come, let Con Edison take the blame."
But Joey stepped up, he raised his hand, said, "We're not those kind of men.
It's peace and quiet that we need to go back to work again."
Joey, Joey,
King of the streets, child of clay.
Joey, Joey,
What made them want to come and blow you away?
The police department hounded him, they called him Mr. Smith
They got him on conspiracy, they were never sure who with.
"What time is it?" said the judge to Joey when they met
"Five to ten," said Joey. The judge says, "That's exactly what you get."
He did ten years in Attica, reading Nietzsche and Wilhelm Reich
They threw him in the hole one time for tryin' to stop a strike.
His closest friends were black men 'cause they seemed to understand
What it's like to be in society with a shackle on your hand.
When they let him out in '71 he'd lost a little weight
But he dressed like Jimmy Cagney and I swear he did look great.
He tried to find the way back into the life he left behind
To the boss he said, "I have returned and now I want what's mine."
Joey, Joey,
King of the streets, child of clay.
Joey, Joey,
Why did they have to come and blow you away?
It was true that in his later years he would not carry a gun
"I'm around too many children," he'd say, "they should never know of one."
Yet he walked right into the clubhouse of his lifelong deadly foe,
Emptied out the register, said, "Tell 'em it was Crazy Joe."
One day they blew him down in a clam bar in New York
He could see it comin' through the door as he lifted up his fork.
He pushed the table over to protect his family
Then he staggered out into the streets of Little Italy.
Joey, Joey,
King of the streets, child of clay.
Joey, Joey,
What made them want to come and blow you away?
Sister Jacqueline and Carmela and mother Mary all did weep.
I heard his best friend Frankie say, "He ain't dead, he's just asleep."
Then I saw the old man's limousine head back towards the grave
I guess he had to say one last goodbye to the son that he could not save.
The sun turned cold over President Street and the town of Brooklyn mourned
They said a mass in the old church near the house where he was born.
And someday if God's in heaven overlookin' His preserve
I know the men that shot him down will get what they deserve.
Joey, Joey,
King of the streets, child of clay.
Joey, Joey,
What made them want to come and blow you away?

Written by C. Jackson & Marvin Yancy
Joey---, Joey----
Joey, where are you going
Where will you sleep tonight
Will you be alright
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Joey, I really love you
Won't you make here your home so you'll never live alone anymore, oh
We both took a ride on that merry-go-round
We've seen a lot of faces of the same ole' clowns
But let's not be a part of that continuous game
Let's start a new life that will never change
Joey, where are you going
Won't you take me along, your place is my home
Joey---, hoo, hoo
There's no pot of gold at the end of the rainbow
True fortunes are deeper than the world is old so
We've got to dig up and plant love again
Just don't let it vanish, no
And you settle
My Joey, where are you going, where are you going
Dont, don't, dont go, Joey, Joey, Joey, Joey
Don't you hear me calling, don't you hear me calling to you
Joey, Joey, Joey, Joey, Joey, Joey, Joey, Joey, Joey
Hoo, don't you hear me calling to you, Joey, Joey, Joey
Don't leave me alone, I wanna be with you
I wanna go with you, I wanna be with you, Joey, Joey, Joey

Gentlemen, start your axes
It was winter, it was cold
I was lost in a world of my own
I was bent double at the end of the road
Pissing my suicide note in the snow
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
I'd stopped the world and I was getting off
When a white flash nearly made my heart stop
I said, "this is either Jesus, aliens or cops"
It was neither, it was Joey Dunlop
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
So hats off for Joey Dunlop
One day you'll go to the great big bar in the sky
Everybody's free, everybody flies
The greats will be there, you wouldn't want to miss it
Me, George Best and Hurricane Higgins
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
So hats off for Joey Dunlop
So hats off for Joey Dunlop

Joey will come, to see your flowers
Joey will come, to while away your hours
She will tell you you're not so good for her
She wouldn't be there if it could be that you were
Joey has loved, never shown her tears
So she may laugh in the autumn of your years
When you're with her you'll wonder if it's true
All that they said of a world without you
Where she may come from, where she may go
Who she may run from, no one will know
Why she was late may trouble you some
Still you wait for Joey to come
Joey will come when once more it looks like snow
Joey will come when it's really time to go
And you may smile when you find that you've been wrong
You thought you found her but she knew you all along

Wouldn't I be yours
Wouldn't you be mine
Wouldn't I always want the things you are
Every day or year
It's got to be a dream, yes it is, yes it is,
It's got to be a dream, yes it is.
Wouldn't I need yours
Wouldn't you need mine
Wouldn't I always want the things you are
Every day or year
It's got to be a dream, yes it is, yes it is,
It's got to be a dream, yes it is.
Wouldn't I always think about you
Wouldn't I every day
Wouldn't always think about you
Joey's in a dream
Joey's in a dream
Joey's in a dream I had today.
Wouldn't I be yours
Wouldn't you be mine
Wouldn't I always want the things you are
Every day or year
It's got to be a dream, yes it is, yes it is,
It's got to be a dream, yes it is.
Wouldn't I always think about you
Wouldn't I every day
Wouldn't always think about you
Joey's in a dream
Joey's in a dream

What if I said yes?
What if I'd gone out that night?
What if you turned left
Everything would've turned out alright?
What if I spoke up?
What if I took the keys?
What if I had tried a little harder
Instead of always trying to please?
Joey, I'm so sorry
Oh, can you hear me?
Joey, I'm so sorry
What if I'd said no?
What if we'd never fell in love?
What if we'd gone slow
Or a little be faster and broken up?
Would I know this hurt?
Would I feel this pain?
Do you know that with all I have left
In my very last breath I will call your name?
Joey, I'm so sorry
Oh, can you hear me?
Joey, I'm so sorry
Were you sad? Were you scared?
Did you whisper a prayer to be free?
Was it quiet and cold? Was it light or too dark to see?
And did you reach for me?
Joey, I'm so sorry
Oh, can you hear me?
Joey, I'm so sorry
Oh, can you hear me?
Joey, I'm so
Joey, I'm so sorry

Lá vem o gigante
Quando ela botar a mão
Adormeceu deu um choque no chuveiro
Que me deitou no chão
Tá na hora de acoxá
Penso nela sem querer
Me animou
Conversa boa é mulher e som, nessa ordem
E continue assim
Cara esperto é ligeiro
Quem corre atrás não é o primeiro
Aonde vai você
Legalize o meu CD
Bota aquele som que o Joey
Mandou prá mim!
Refrão
Pouco tempo pra viver
Na estrada eu lembro de nós dois
Tempo bom que não se foi
Impeça alguém de me acordar
Realidade é melhor sonhar
Um dia a gente vai se ver
De novo
Meu pai tá preocupado
Aonde esse infeliz está
Amanheceu e eu pelado no chuveiro
Cordei trincando os dente
Acabei com toda a água quente
Aonde vai você
Legalize o meu CD
Bota aquele som que o Joey
Mandou prá mim!
Refrão 2 vezes

Joey, baby, don't get crazyDetours, fences, I get defensive
I know you've heard it all before, so I don't say it anymoreI just stand by and let you fight your secret warAnd though I used to wonder why I used to cry till I was dryStill sometimes I get a strange pain insideOh, Joey, if you're hurting so am I
Joey, honey, I've got the moneyAll is forgiven, listen, listen
And if I seem to be confused I didn't mean to be with youAnd when you said I scared you, well, I guess you scared me tooBut we got lucky once before and I don't wanna close the doorAnd if you're somewhere out there passed out on the floorOh, Joey, I'm not angry anymore

To live between a rock and a hard place
In between time
Cruising in prime time
Soaking up the cathode rays
To live between the wars in our time
Living in real time
Holding the good time
Holding on to yesterdays
Chorus
You know how that rabbit feels
Going under your speeding wheels
Bright images flashing by
Like windshields towards a fly
Frozen in the fatal climb
But the wheels of time
Just pass you by
Wheels can take you around
Wheels can cut you down
We can go from boom to bust
From dreams to a bowl of dust
We can fall from rockets' red glare
Down to Brother can you spare...
Another war
Another wasteland
And another lost generation
It slips between your hands like water
This living in real time
A dizzying lifetime
Reeling by on celluloid
Struck between the eyes
By the big-time world
Walking uneasy streets
Hiding beneath the sheets
Got to try and fill the void
Chorus

The first time that I saw you
I went head over heels
You were the one for me
I just adore you
See I'm down on my knees
And now we've found each other
I could never leave
Joey, I've fallen in love, oh yeah
Joey you're all I'll ever need
Joey, I've fallen in love, oh yeah
Joey you're all I'll ever need
Sometimes when I feel like
I'm fighting the world
I know you're on my side
They're trying to control me
With their promises now
But we've still got each other
When they try and get us down
Joey, I've fallen in love, oh yeah
Joey you're all I'll ever need
Joey, I've fallen in love, oh yeah
Joey you're all I'll ever need
You're part of my life
Everyday I need your love more
Oh and I'll never give you up
Is it me you're looking for . . .
Joey, I've fallen in love, oh yeah
Joey you're all I'll ever need
Joey, I've fallen in love, oh yeah

if now's the time to get it right
it won't be over
I won't get over it
I thought about what I did
the air is colder than your shoulder
it won't be over until you're through with it
times have changed but I haven't
I wonder what you'd say
if I was never in your way
without you to occupy my mind
and I've wasted all my time
I know what's right
it's untouchable like (you)
you know I'm right
I'm the shadow in your light