Chelsea Filmography

• Rack by Popular Demand 2 (2008)
• Tha Realest (2005)
• Nice Rack 11 (2005)
• Blowjob Fantasies 20 (2004)
• No Swallowing Allowed 2 (2004)
• One in the Pink and One in the Stink 4 (2004)
• Photographic Mammaries 2 (2004)
• Spring Chickens 8 (2004)
• Ten Little Piggies 4 (2004)
• Young Pink 6 (2004)
• 2 on 1 #18 (2004)
• Young Ripe Mellons 5 (2004)
• 3 Pete (2004)
• Artcore House of Whores (2004)

Chelsea Filmography

• Erotic Confessions: Volume 8 (1997)
• Anal Amateurs (1996)
• Air Erotica (1988)
• Swedish Erotica 70 (1985)

Chelsea Filmography

• Paradise Inn (1985)
• Silip (1985)

• Elvis Costello
• Counting Crows
• Mest
• Summer Set
• Dirty Heads
• Karemera

Photographs of fancy tricks to get your kicks at sixty-six
He thinks of all the lips that he licks
And all the girls that he’s going to fix
She gave a little flirt, gave herself a little cuddle
But there’s no place here for the mini-skirt waddle
Capital punishment, she’s last year’s model
They call her natasha when she looks like elsie
I don’t want to go to chelsea
Oh no it does not move me
Even though I’ve seen the movie
I don’t want to check your pulse
I don’t want nobody else
I don’t want to go to chelsea
Everybody’s got new orders
Be a nice girl and kiss the warders
Now the teacher is away
All the kids begin to play
Men come screaming, dressed in white coats
Shake you very gently by the throat
One’s named gus, one’s named alfie
I don’t want to go to chelsea
Oh no it does not move me
Even though I’ve seen the movie
I don’t want to check your pulse
I don’t want nobody else
I don’t want to go to chelsea
Photographs of fancy tricks to get your kicks at sixty-six
He thinks of all the lips that he licks
And all the girls that he’s going to fix
She gave a little flirt, gave herself a little cuddle
But there’s no place here for the mini-skirt waddle
Capital punishment, she’s last year’s model
They call her natasha when she looks like elsie
I don’t want to go to chelsea
Oh no it does not move me
Even though I’ve seen the movie
I don’t want to check your pulse
I don’t want nobody else
I don’t want to go to chelsea

I never go to New York City these days
Something about the buildings in Chelsea just kills me
Maybe in a month or two,
Maybe when things are different for me,
Maybe when things are different for you
You know all of this shit, just sticks in my head
Is there anything different these days?
The light in her eyes goes out
I never had light in my eyes anyway
Maybe things are different these days
It's good for everybody to hurt somebody once in a while
The things I do to people I love shouldn't be allowed
Something about the buildings in Chelsea just kills me
Something about the buildings in Chelsea just kills me
Is there anything different these days?
The light in her eyes goes out,
I never had light in my eyes anyway
Maybe things are different these days
I dream I'm in New York City some nights.
Angels flow down from all the buildings
Something about an angel just kills me
I keep hoping something will
Is there anything different these days?
The light in her eyes goes out,
I never had light in my eyes anyway
Maybe things are, maybe maybe maybe
Maybe things are, maybe maybe maybe maybe things are different,
Maybe things are different these days
The light goes out
I never had light in my eyes anyway

I thought you were the one
But I was wrong cause you've already left
And I hope that you miss me tonight Chelsea
And I hope that you miss me tonight Chelsea
A year ago we met
And I never would've guessed
That you'd mean so much to me
But those brown eyes drove me crazy
And at the time everything was going wrong
But you made everything seem alright
So now I wonder where you are
On this cold November night
I thought you were the one
But I was wrong cause you already left
And I hope that you miss me tonight Chelsea
And I hope that you miss me tonight Chelsea
I had to leave that night
Cause I knew something wasn't right
We held eachother as the night came to an end
But all I could think about was your boyfriend
If he only knew the things that you've done and said
And that you were lying here with me in this bed
Because I live so far away
Is why you chose him that day
I thought you were the one
But I was wrong cause you already left
And I hope that you miss me tonight Chelsea
And I hope that you miss me tonight Chelsea
Tonight I don't know where you are
But I know where you should be
So here I am all alone
When you should be with me

Let's take this back two thousand five
Drinks are pouring, girls so fine
So many dimes, got dollars signs
And there she goes right on the spot
Got a taste so sweet I swear this beat
Will make you wanna drop
She wears a new dress everyday
No, she won't stop making the crowd scream
I can't hear anything, but hey, hey
It's Miss L.A. again, again
Chelsea, Chelsea, tell me you love me
Chelsea, Chelsea, are you feeling me now?
Chelsea, Chelsea, I think it's 'bout time
We get down, get down, I want more
I wrote her a song
Not Delilah, not Kelsey
Had 'em both in my palm
But I dropped them for Chelsea
Hey, hey, what'd you say
You've been looking good today
Let's go around town
I'll tell the girls that I'm taken
Chelsea, Chelsea, tell me you love me
Chelsea, Chelsea, are you feeling me now?
Chelsea, Chelsea, I think it's 'bout time
We get down, get down
There ain't no stopping us now
Get down, get down, I want more
And if it's worth your time, I've got ten digits
I'd like you to find
But no, I won't get that call
You've got so much to give
I've got nothing at all
Chelsea, Chelsea, tell me you love me
Chelsea, Chelsea, are you feeling me now?
Chelsea, Chelsea, I think it's 'bout time
We get down, get down
There ain't no stopping us now
Get down, get down, I want more
Chelsea, Chelsea, tell me you love me
Chelsea, Chelsea, are you feeling me now?
Chelsea, Chelsea, I think it's 'bout time
We get down, get down
There ain't no stopping us now
Chelsea, Chelsea, tell me you love me
Chelsea, Chelsea, are you feeling me now?
Chelsea, Chelsea, I think it's 'bout time
We get down, get down
There ain't no stopping us now

I wonder why I wasted all of my time
I could’ve been, I could’ve been there with you
Wonder why I even try girl
Cause there’s just nothin, nothin I can do
Nowhere that I can go, no
Nothin that I can say girl, that’s gonna take the pain
away
This time I feel like dyin, feels like I’m dead within
Sometimes I wish I was, girl, so I could hold you,
again
[chorus]
Build your castle in the sky, now no one can tell you
lies,
Heaven’s not so far if I can see you in my dreams
When I feel my time is near, I won’t be sad cause
you’ll be there
I know you’re right there waiting for me, yeah, yeah,
yeah
It’s hard to make it on my own
I need your love girl, so much more than I’d ever known
Sometimes it’s hard to breathe
Sometimes it hurts so bad, girl, that I just fall to my
knees.
This time I feel like dyin, feels like I’m dead within
Sometimes I wish I was, girl, so I could hold you,
again
[Chorus]
Yeah, waiting for me (I never thought that you would
wait for me)
No, waiting for you (I didn’t think that we could never
Yeah, waiting for me (I never thought that you woul-)
Yeah waiting for me

Elle et moi dans le même lit il a suffi d'un soir
Une de ces nuits de pleine lune le reste c'est de l'histoire
Tu es né mon bébé et tu t'appelles Chelsea
Alors que je suis accoudé au bar sirotant du Henessey
En attendant le temps que je perce
C'est des larmes que je verse
De studio en studio mais les rimes ne payent pas de Pampers
Au moins si je pouvais voir tes moindres faits et gestes
Sans ta voix au téléphone il n'y a plus rien qui me reste
Comment rester peper avec des mots comme j'espère
Je ne veux pas fuir mes responsabilités de père
En ce qui concerne ta mère on se retrouve et on se perd
Ne t'inquiète pas Chelsea
C'est ainsi ces temps-ci
Ma propre chair mon propre sang
Tiens je te fais la bise
Ça ne serait pas ce biz
Je serais là à chaque fois que ma présence serait requise
Tu m'as promis de m'appeler Papa le téléphone ne sonne pas
J'attends j'attends j'attends papa mais le téléphone ne sonne pas
Tu m'as promis promis de m'appeler papa mais le téléphone ne sonne pas
J'attends j'attends j'attends papa mais le téléphone ne sonne pas
J 'ai voulu plaider ma cause mais l'audience était déjà levée
Couper la parole au juge ça aurait fait enfant mal élevé
Comment me résoudre à dire au revoir à ma fille
Quitte à être un homme ne serait-ce qu'une fois dans ma vie
A ton avis combien de jours passent sans que je pense à toi
Je regarde autour de moi tout ce que je vois se résume en toi
Etre papa ne me demande pas si j'en ai encore envie
C'est mon seul souci tant que je suis encore en vie
Quel euphémisme (que de me dire)
Je me sens qu'un peu seul sans ma petite Chelsea
La pièce manquante au puzzle
J'ai beau être immature
Disparaître dans la nature sans aucun signe de vie
Tu es ce que l'amour implique et signifie
Tu m'as promis de m'appeler Papa le téléphone ne sonne pas
J'attends j'attends j'attends papa mais le téléphone ne sonne pas
Tu m'as promis promis de m'appeler papa mais le téléphone ne sonne pas
J'attends j'attends j'attends papa mais le téléphone ne sonne pas
Et il me semble que les jours se suivent et se ressemblent
T oi et moi si différents qu'on ne pourrait plus être ensemble
V aut-il mieux tard que jamais ? Non vaut mieux tôt que tard
Pourvu que mon enfant ne sois jamais traitée de bâtard
Pire qu'elle soit matée comme un phénomène de foire
Juste en ne prétextant que je n'ai pas fait mon devoir
Je me suis noyé dans mon verre
Enfermé dans une bouteille qu'on a largué en plein dérive
Mais la mer ramène toujours la vérité à la rive
Je ne te promets pas la lune je ne pourrais jamais la décrocher
Je serai toujours là pour toi ça tu pourras me le reprocher
Si avoir la plus belle fille du monde c'est mon péché
Si c'était à refaire rien ne pourrait m'en empêcher
J'irai jusqu'au point de faire du mal
S'il fallait t'arracher les épines des fleurs du mal
En mon âme et conscience
Tu es la seule à avoir donné un sens à mon existence
C'est pour ça que je t'aime
Et je te le dis quand même
Même si compte tenu des circonstances
Cela n'a plus beaucoup de sens