Tweets
Kim Foxtrotecho
@ShadowTodd You are wonderfully weird.
ToddInTheShadows
You have no idea how grateful I am that Twitter has provided me an outlet to communicate these thoughts with you, by the way. #yourewelcome
There is a story behind this picture and I am going to find out what it is someday.
And a search for "terrible woman" brings me Portrait of Overweight Woman Sitting on Log in Forest: http://www.istockphoto.com/stock-photo-1949434-portrait-of-overweight-woman-sitting-on-log-in-forest.php?st=f579385 …
For example, this is what comes up when you search for "terrible man." http://www.istockphoto.com/stock-photo-9170643-furious-man-smoking.php?st=087e18f … Ha ha! That is one terrible man!
I could use this extra time to work on the episode, but why don't I use this time to make funny searches on stock photo websites?
After three straight days of waking up way too late, I have woken up way too early.
Chinese pita meat?
Egg snack?
Roast gravy?
Butter mayonnaise?
Is it sad that when I imagine aliens in my head they look fake and CG?
If you've got any picture of a faceless hoodie guy anywhere, on the street, in a video game, wherever, please, don't show it to me. #sorry
Stop showing me the picture of the faceless hoodie homeless guy! I've seen it! #sorry #justsaying
Pademelon and baby pademelon: http://www.itsnature.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/pademelon.jpg …
David Koechner keeps yelling at me about rashes on his elbows and for some reason it's supposed to sell me Axe Hair Deodorizer or some crap.
And it forces you to contemplate your miserable, wasted existence.
It's not just that you're watching shitty TV... it's that you're watching OTHER PEOPLE WATCH SHITTY TV.
A writer I liked once described the true horror of "Star Wars Holiday Special" that I've never seen anyone else pick up on:
I just saw a bumper sticker that said, "Not I, But Ricky." I can't explain to you why that's funny, but trust me, it is.
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.
