(A. Berger/J. Lyon)
Baby, this is your life story
Me, I'm just another part-time friend
And if that's all the way you want it
Well then that's the way the story ends
You say you're tired of complications
I think I know just what you mean
You've been rolling in the dirt for so damn long
Now you don't know if you'll ever get clean
We've got to stop
'Cause you don't have the time
You're throwing all your time away
We've got to stop
'Cause you just don't have the time
I guess there's nothing left to say
There's nothing left to say
You've been downhearted in the morning
And frightened by laughter in the night
It's draining all your sensibilities
Till you don't have the strength to fight
We've got to stop
'Cause you don't have the time
You're throwing all your time away
We've got to stop
'Cause you just don't have the time
I guess there's nothing left to say
(This is international)
(Big mega radio smasher)
(will.i.am)
I’ve had the time of my life
And I’ve never felt this way before
And I swear this is true
And I owe it all to you
(Fergie)
I’ve had the time of my life
And I’ve never felt this way before
And I swear this is true
And I owe it all to you
You-you-you-you-you
You-you-you-you-you
You-you-you-you-you-you-y-y-y-y-you
Dirty bit
Dirty bit
(will.i.am)
I-I came up in here to rock
Light a fire, make it hot
I don’t wanna take no pictures
I just wanna take some shots
So come on, let’s go
Let’s lose control
Let’s do it all night
‘Til we can’t do it no mo’
People rockin’ to the sound
Turn it up and watch it pound
We gon’ rock it to the top
Until the roof come burnin’ down
Yeah, it’s hot in herrre
The temperaturrre
Has got these ladies
Gettin’ freakierrr
(Fergie)
I got freaky, freaky, baby
I was chillin’ with my ladies
I didn’t come to get bougie
I came here to get crazy
I was born to get wiiild
That’s my styyyle
If you didn’t know that
Well, baby, now you know now
‘Cause I’m!
Havin’!
A good! Time!
With you!
I’m tellin’ you
I’ve had the time of my life
And I’ve never felt this way before
And I swear this is true
And I owe it all to you
I’ve had the time of my life
And I’ve never felt this way before
And I swear this is true
And I owe it all to you
You-you-you-you-you
You-you-you-you-you
You-you-you-you-you-you-y-y-y-y-you
Dirty bit
Dirty bit
(Taboo)
All-all these girls, they like my swagger
They callin’ me Mick Jagger
I be rollin’ like a Stone
Jet-setter, jet-lagger
We ain’t messin’ with no maggots
Messin’ with the baddest
Chicks in the club
Honey, what’s up?
(apl.de.ap)
Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who’s the baddest of them all?
Yeah, it’s gotta be the apl
I’m the mack daddy, y’all
Haters better step back
Ladies (don’t load your act)
I’m the party application
Rockin’ just like that
(This is international)
(Big mega radio smasher)
‘Cause I’m!
Havin’!
A good! Time!
With you!
I’m tellin’ you
I-I-I-I’ve had
The time of my li-i-ife
And I’ve never felt this way before-fore
And I swear-wear
This is tru-u-ue
And I owe it all to you-ou
Oh, I-I-I-I’ve had
The time of my li-i-i-ow
And I’ve never felt this way before-fore
And I swear-wear
This is tru-u-ue
And I owe it all to you-ou
I-I-I-I’ve had
The time of my li-i-ife
And I’ve never felt this way before-fore
And I swear-wear
This is tru-u-ue
And I owe it all to you-ou
Oh, I-I-I-I’ve had
The time of my li-i-i-ow
And I’ve never felt this way before-fore
And I swear-wear
This is tru-u-ue
And I owe it all to you-ou
What time is it?
Hangin' by the backstage door, decked out like a queen.
Your body's sayin' 21, but your face says 17.
My intuition tells me, that you're waitin' for the band.
Before you get your hopes up, one thing understand.
(chorus)
Wild and loose, that's how it's got to be.
Cuz that's the only kind of dame that appeals to me.
Wild and loose, the only life I know.
Just havin' one big party from show to show.
Talkin' trash to Jimmy Jam, "Tell us where the party's at.".
We don't care who you came with, we'll take care of that.
Just meet us at the Motel, Room 602.
Tell your mama you won't be home, cuz we got plans for you.
(repeat chorus)
Universal freak delight, where'd you get those thighs?
Where did you get the nerve, to wear that miniskirt so high?
Don't worry baby, I can keep a secret for as long as snow is white.
Hey Jesse? - Yeah.
Come here man, guess what I did last night?
(repeat chorus)
Baby, you ain't no saint, cuz there ain't no in-between.
Either you come or you can't, now get loose, let me hear you scream.
(repeat chorus)
Wild and loose - Ah pardon me, say it one more time.
Wild and loose - I can't hit it baby, maybe I'm blind.
Wild and loose - Everybody know you got to be.
Wild and loose - Cuz ain't nobody cool but me, slap me.
Wild and loose - Somebody, somebody sing it.
Wild and loose - Tell your mama you won't be home.
Wild and loose - Everybody know you got to be.
Wild and loose - Ain't nobody cool but me, now break it down.
Kim, wasn't the concert great?
.... Minneapolis is mine.
Oh yeah, it sure was.
.... She was right in the front row.
.... I know man, she was sittin' there.
Did you see Jesse up there, wasn't he fine?
.... She was lookin' at me so nasty, you know what I'm sayin'?
Oh yeah.
.... But the groove was so strong.
Morris looked so good.
.... I know what I'm gonna be doin' in the back of the bus to night!
Yeah, but I think Jesse is cuter.
Oh yeah!
.... Am I right?
I wonder what they are doin' after the concert.
.... Ah, I got it to night Jimmy.
Oh yeah, I got a strange feelin' they're nasty.
.... You had it last night?
Yeah, I bet I'll remember this concert for the rest of my life.
.... The lady called me up last night.
.... She said "Morris, you can be so cute, pretty, fine, handsome, whatever".
So will I.
Did you see Jesse's eyes, aren't they pretty?
.... What can I say? You know ...
.... Yeah, I know what you sayin' man.
Oh, they're so pretty
No one at school will ever believe I talked to Morris on the phone last night.
.... Hey look, are they sorry, that group that played before us?
.... Oh, I believe you.
.... Jimmy Jam, you know we're good.
Hi's voice was so soft, he sounded so sweet.
.... You know when we stepped in that club.
Oh yeah, he's so cool.
.... We saw Monte sittin' back there with his little girlfriends.
Yeah, but now I want to meet'em in person.
.... I said "What is it like bein' cool?".
.... Some people have it to cool.
.... Oh, beat it jerk.
Alright, look.
God, get away, eh yuck.
.... Man, look at these two chicks over ... man, look at this, look at this.
.... Man, they look ...they look wild and loose.
Kim, you ain't gonna believe it.
The guys from THE TIME are right behind you.
.... Man, the girls are lookin' right.
.... Go on, won't y'all try and rap at'em and see what time ...
Are you serious?
.... They should take them jeans off, that's what I like.
No, I'm not ... look, I ... I mean yes I am! Over there.
.... I mean, you know, you know I got somethin' 4'em to put on.
Oh my God!
Can you believe it? Look.
.... You saw what I was with the other night?
Should I look?
Should I go over and see if he remembers me?
Oh yeah.
.... It's kinda right. Do whatever you want.
But what should I say?
Say somethin'
.... I got the back of the bus to night, that's all I got to say.
Hi ... Hi Morris.
.... Hmph! I know man. Hmm, excuse me. Hello, do I know you?
Yeah, you talked to me on the phone last night.
.... Is that right? Well, you sure don't look like you sound.
Well, excuse me!
.... It's OK baby, I got things to do, I'll talk to you later.
Jerk! That was the worst concert I've ever been to
Wild and loose
(repeat chorus)
Wild and loose - I can't hear you singin'
Wild and loose - Help me out, help me out, hey
Wild and loose - Baby, I got plans for you
Wild and loose - Everybody get loose
Fellas? - Yeah?
Where the party at? - Right here under your shoes.
Fellas? - Yeah?
What time is it? - Time to get wild and loose.
What? - Time to get wild and loose.
Somebody bring me a mirror
Attention everybody! I'm gonna show you a brand new dance.
It's called "The walk, the walk", just let your body talk 'til you're deep in a trance.
You don't need no partner, you can walk all alone.
Whenever you feel the groove just let your body move, walkin' to a beat of your own.
(chorus)
Everybody walk your body, everybody walk.
Everybody walk your body, everybody walk.
Attention everybody! I said it ain't hard to do.
Just walk, walk, let your body talk, walkin' so cool.
Attention everybody! I said I just shined my shoes.
So you can let your body talk, just watch where you walk or your life you're gonna lose.
In other words, I'll walk you 'til you're dead.
(repeat chorus)
The days of dancing in one place are gone.
And honey, you know you can't dance with them tight jeans on.
If you try to cop a dip, you trip, slip, and fall.
Walking's for the cool baby, put on a camisole.
(repeat chorus)
Who? Me? I wear baggies, zip, snap, and drop.
Easy access baby. Yes, before you get a chance to holler "Stop!"
Besides, Rollo likes his freedom.
Ain't nothin' like a fresh pair of baggies.
Now I know that's right
(repeat chorus)
Hup 2, 3, 4, what the hell are we fightin' for? Walk.
Damn, I'm 'bout to walk a hole in my Stacy Adams.
What time is it?
Little cute guitar player, make your mama proud.
I want all of Detroit City to stand up, clap your hands!
Alright you Polaroids, stay in time with the drummer.
Jellybean, don't be so mean. Mr. Jelly, turn it around.
Bass man walk downtown. Go on and walk, Terry.
I don't think they heard ya.
What time is it? Rock City.
Well OK, if you put it that way.
Ain't nobody bad. Cheerio.
We don't like policemen.
We don't like new wave.
We don't like television.
(repeat chorus)
Say, hey baby, where you goin'?
.... I'm going home. I can't dance like that.
Well baby, that's because you got those jeans on to tight.
Now let's just take'em off.
.... What do you mean "Let's just take'em off?"
Come on, take'em off. I got something for you to wear. Here, put this on.
.... Uh, you always keep lingerie in your glove department?
None of my women wear gloves. Now put this on.
.... But...
But my ass. Hey, a play on words.
.... But all the girls will stare at me.
All the girls in this neighborhood already wear camisoles.
.... I know, but...
But, but... that's because it's cool. Now let's get them jeans off.
.... Ok, but I'm warning you.
Warning me about what?
Mm, God, this zipper's tight. Here, why don't you lay down?
.... Um, that's what I'm tryin' to tell you.
Stop tryin' to tell me things and pull!
.... But...
Come on, pull!
.... I'm warning you.
Mary, sweet mother Jesus!
.... I told you.
Damn baby, how'd you get all that in them jeans?
.... It wasn't easy.
I know that's right, mmm! Well, I think you'd be more comfortable in this.
.... I'm sure I would. I don't know.
Hurry up Grace, song's almost over.
.... My name's not Grace.
I know that, but hurry up... Grace.
.... Man, these are weird. I guess the tag goes in the back.
Hurry up!
.... OK, OK, how do I look?
Almost as good as me, now let's go!
.... Hey Morris, what time is it? Who's the lovely lady? Introduce us.
I'll introduce you to a headache if you don't get out of my face!
OK baby, now check this out. We gonna walk 'til the song's over.
In other words, meet me at the bar in 32 measures, cool?
.... Cool.
And if you're good, I'll let you work the stick in my ride. Uah ha ha!
One day I'm gonna be somebody, one day I'm gonna be rich.
I'm gonna say my prayers and work real hard, so that I never have to dig a ditch.
The only way I'd work at a carwash, is if I owned the whole damn place.
But if gettin' to the top means washin' a car, I'd be scrubbin' with a smile on my face.
(chorus)
One day I'm gonna be somebody, gonna stand out in a crowd.
One day I'm gonna be somebody, gonna make somebody proud.
One day I'm gonna be a star, I'm gonna do whatever it takes.
Why should I starve when I could be elsewhere, makin' what the rich man makes.
If I should die before I'm rich, I pray the Lord my soul to keep.
But if I'm rich before I die, I wanna work cuz nothin' comes cheap.
(repeat chorus)
Somebody bring me a mirror so I can look at my cash.
We don't like new wave!
Huh!
.... Morris? It's me. Listen, about last night. That guy, he really was my cousin.
.... Um, it's not what you think. Oh that what you see, he's always curious about the way I kiss.
.... you know, like... so... Morris?
I know I said I loved you. I know I said I needed you.
I know I said that I'd be here always, but what I didn't tell you is that...
(chorus)
This year the latest fashion is to lie in the heat of passion.
This year the latest fashion is to lie in the heat of passion.
.... Morris, please don't do this, I love you.
People, tell me what I want to hear. This time the tables have turned.
This time I'm the one that's building fires, instead of getting burned.
.... Come on, it's not what you think.
(repeat chorus)
.... Why can't you just believe? I'm telling the truth.
Lying in the heat of passion. Isn't that the game?
This week's love is next week's old flame.
I know I said I loved you.
.... You don't know the meaning.
I know I said I needed you.
.... Yeah, well I know what you need.
What a body, what a face!
.... Oh, is that what time it is?
You're just my style, you're just my taste.
You say you want a love that's true, but I say, "Don't be a fool."
(repeat chorus)
.... I don't believe this, what you did! Double-faced, conceited, inconsiderate, son of a ...
Don't be a fool!
I will always remember the love you made to me
(repeat chorus)
Hey girl, when are you comin' back?
Don't know what I'm supposed to do, to fill this emptiness.
Never thought I'd miss you, but this feelin' I can't hide.
It comes in the middle of the day and it stays through the night.
(chorus)
Sometimes I get lonely. - When it's late at night.
I think of you only. - When I want to hold somebody tight.
Sometimes I get lonely. - And filled with emptiness.
Sometimes I get lonely. - For love.
Baby, let me slow this thing down.
Think I need a change of pace, think I'll spread myself around.
There's only so much time in a day, and I've got things to do baby.
So I'm not gonna spend my time waiting on you.
Sometimes I get lonely. - You better come home.
I think of you only. - When I want to hold somebody tight.
Sometimes I get lonely. - And filled with emptiness.
Sometimes I get lonely. - For love.
(repeat chorus)
You're leavin' home. - So when you're leavin' home?
Call me. - And you're not comin' right back.
Just let me know, so I can find some happiness, somewhere else.
So what's it gonna be baby?
I think it's about time you start thinkin' about me.
Oooh, don't make me wait baby.
If you know what I'm talkin' about. Fellas, help me out.
Sometimes I get lonely. - Hey girl.
I think of you only. - When I want to hold... hold you.
Sometimes I get lonely. - And filled with emptiness, hey girl.
Sometimes I get lonely. - For love.
(repeat chorus)
Sometimes I get lonely. - Baby, you don't know how it feels when it's late at night.
I think of you only. - When I wanna hold you, when I wanna squeeze you tight.
Sometimes I get lonely. - Tonight I'm lonely.
Sometimes I get lonely. - For love, for love.
If you want to please me, please don't tease me. - Don't make me wait girl.
If you want to please me, please don't tease me. - I want to hold your body tight.
If you want to please me, please don't tease me. - So what's it gonna be baby?.
Sometimes I get lonely...
Oh-wee-oh-wee-oh!
I, I've been watching you. I think I wanna know ya.
Said I, I'm a little dangerous. Girl, I'd love to show ya.
(chorus)
My jungle love, yeah. I think I wanna know ya.
Jungle love. Girl, I'd love to show ya.
You, you've got a pretty car. I think I wanna drive it.
I ain't playin', said I drive a little dangerous. Take you to my crib, rip you off.
(repeat chorus)
Come on baby, where's your guts? You wanna make love or what?
I wanna take you to my cage, lock you up and hide the key.
You only get water, baby. Cuz if you're hungry, take a bite of me.
(repeat chorus)
I think I wanna ... I wanna file my nails.
(repeat chorus)
Jungle love, that's right. Can't nobody fuck with me?
I got a bearskin rug, I got a fireplace too.
And I'm all the way wild baby. All the things I could do to you.
Jungle love. Yes! That's it. Ha haa!
Shake!
Hey, hey people what you come here for?
Come on everybody, let's get out on the floor.
All the pretty girls shaking what they got.
The boys swear to God that they're all too hot.
Everybody, shake! You gotta shake something. My Lawd.
Shake! You gotta shake something.
Come on pretty baby, now don't be shy.
New liberated girl ask a guy.
We can go dancing baby, every night.
But you got to shake your body 'til the early, early light.
Everybody, shake! You gotta shake something. My lord.
Shake! You gotta shake something.
Sing with me now...
Lucy's standing there with the bought hair on.
Don't shake it too hard or that hair will be gone (Oops).
Brother's so worried about her two left feet.
Pretty thing keeps worrying 'bout keeping on her feet.
That don't matter y'all, come on...
Shake! Oh lord, you gotta shake something.
Everybody, shake! You gotta shake something.
Shake! Come on y'all, you gotta shake something.
Shake!
Every..., everybody...
Hey, hey, people what you come here for? - We want to shake something.
Come on everybody let's get out on the floor. - Gotta shake something.
You can shake it to the east, you can shake it to the west. - Gotta shake something.
Shake it to the body bag, you love the best. - Gotta shake something.
I don't mind. Shake!, wooo!
You can shake it to the north, you can shake it to the south. - Gotta shake something.
Shake! If you come to party now open up your mouth. - Gotta shake something.
Come on, oh yeah. yeah.
Shake! Shake! Shake! - You gotta shake something.
Shake! Shake! - You gotta shake something.
Shake! Shake! Shake it now. - You gotta shake something.
Shake!, Wooo, for me.
Shake! Shake! - You gotta shake something.
Yeah (Shake!)
Shake! Shake! You gotta shake something.
Oh don't stop. Oh, shake!
Shake! Shake on it. For me.
Shake! You're hired. Let's go.
Shake! Shake!
Gotta shake something.
Look, isn't that Morris Day over there?
.... Who cares?
Girl, is he still goin' out with Tracy?
.... She should dump him.
I wish she would, cuz I think he is so cute.
.... Girl, please!
Do you think he would go out with me?
.... Here he comes.
Oh Lawd.
Kansas City, Kansas City here I come.
Da da, da da, da da... da da, da.
Cuz they got some pretty little women there.
And I'm gonna get me one.
Now ain't that more like it? Oh, that is so nice.
I think I'm about at the peak of my erotic.
Drawers shakin', bodies flowin'. I know that's right.
All of the women, it's a pandemonium.
Lots of burnin' drawers in here, gotta get me some.
Let me make up my mind, I gotta pick me one.
Here's another comin' now, it's a mass hysteria.
(chorus)
Wild chaotic, peak of my erotic. There's a riot goin' on.
People manic, dancin' in a panic. We call it pandemonium.
We call it pandemonium.
We call it pandemonium.
This place is out of control from all the excitement.
.... Hey Morris?
Yes?
.... Cool us down.
Naw, I don't like Eskimos.
I like'em hot with firecracker shakes, a body build that flows.
So gigolos like me can work the dance floor.
Oh, shake it now.
.... Go, Morris!
That's right. You wouldn't happen to have some liniment, would you?
Turn around. - Shake.
Lemme look at you. - Shake.
Shake it. - Shake.
(repeat chorus)
Shake, shake, shake.
We call it pandemonium.
Shake, shake, shake.
Oh, hey, pandemonium. You sing. - Oh, hey, pandemonium!
Oh, drawers shake, pandemonium. Huh? - Drawers shake, pandemonium!
Drawers, they burnin'. - They burnin', they burnin'!
Drawers, they on fire. - Them hot!
Drawers, they burnin'. - They burnin', they burnin'!
Drawers, they on fire. - Oh, is them yo' drawers Morris?
Oh, hey, pandemonium. Y'all sing. - Oh, hey, pandemonium!
Yeah, drawers shake, pandemonium. Yeah. - Drawers shake, pandemonium!
Fellas? - Yeah!
I'm back. - Back!
The aristocratic black. - Black!
My whip ain't got no crack. - Crack!
But we got a hell of a bang. - Got a hell of a bang!
America, I'm back. - Back!
The aristocratic black. - Black!
My whip ain't got no crack. - Crack!
But it got a hell of a bang. - Got a hell of a bang!
Drawers? - Yeah!
I'm back. - Back!
The aristocratic black. - Black!
My whip ain't got no crack. - Crack!
But we got a hell of a bang. - Got a hell of a bang, whoo!
Mmmmh!
Ooh. Aaah.
Ooh. Aaah.
My summertime thang, make me feel alright.
I feel good every night, treat me like a lover would.
And it feel so good.
My summertime thang, dancin' on the floor.
Don't stop, let's do some more. We could have a total ball.
I'm happy once and for all, my summertime thang.
Oooh, ahhho.
I think about you when I'm sleeping.
I think about you when I'm at the mall.
I think about the summer I first met you.
Most of all, I think about the time you met me.
My summertime thang, never lets met down.
Keeps working all year round, this thang is my one desire.
It takes me higher. I said it takes me higher..., higher..., higher.
.... Ohhhh.
Summertime.
.... Ohhhh.
Ohhhh, summertime.
Said make me feel..., make me feel..., make me feel alright.
.... Yo, what's up M.D.?
Meet me at the mall, There's a cutie workin' there you will not believe.
.... 10 minutes?
Naw, two.
.... Alright, cool.
Cool?
.... Alright, cool, I'll meet you there.
Cool.
My summertime thang, make me feel alright.
Uh, I feel good every night. Higher..., higher..., higher.
Jimmy Jam? No Jimmy Jam, I...
Naw, no, that... Naw, I need some fire.
I got burned. Got to cook with gas.
.... What about Teflon, man? What do ya... what do ya feel about that?
No, it's got to be cast iron skillet.
.... Cast?
To be cast iron skillet.
.... Cast iron?
.... Too many cooks in the kitchen.
.... What?
.... That don't know how to cook it right.
.... Hold it. We already did that, we already did that. Wait a minute now.
Naw, I like that.
.... Naw man, we already did that baby.
Naw.
.... Find Jerome a girl or somethin' man. Get him outta here.
Give Jerome my girl.
Make it funky, da da da...
Wawk! Hallelujah! Whooa!
What time is it?
What time is it?
'bout time to go.
My summertime thang.
My summertime thang. - Please don't go!
My summertime thang.
I'm gonna make you love me.
Ladies and gentlemen! Dude and dudettes!
It's time about, that all out funk... funk... funky action!
Ooh. Aaah.
Ooh. Aaah.
My summertime thang, make me feel alright.
I feel good every night baby, treat me like a lover would.
And it feel so good.
My summertime thang, dancin' on the floor.
Don't stop, let's do some more. We could have a total ball.
I'm happy once and for all, my summertime thang.
Oooh, ahhho.
I think about you when I'm sleeping.
I think about you when I'm at the mall.
I think about the summer I first met you.
Most of all, I think about the time you met me.
My summertime thang, never lets met down.
Keeps working all year round, this thang is my one desire.
It takes me higher. I said it takes me higher..., higher..., higher.
.... Ohhhh. (My summertime thang)
Summertime.
.... Ohhhh.
Ohhhh, summertime.
Said make me feel..., make me feel..., make me feel alright.
.... (Yo, what's up M.D.?)
Meet me at the mall, There's a cutie workin' there you will not believe.
.... (10 minutes?)
Naw, two.
.... (Alright, cool.)
Cool?
.... (Alright, cool, I'll meet you there.)
Cool.
My summertime thang, make me feel alright.
I feel good every night. Higher..., higher..., higher.
Mmmmm! She's bad ain't she? She's so bad she's good!
.... (Want me to rap?)
Yes! I'll be over here posing by the Porsche, solid.
.... (Good afternoon, darlin'. You must be helping out a friend.)
.... (Because you are much too pretty to be working in here. What's up with that?)
.... What's up with your buddy over there holding his stuff? Does he have to use the bathroom?
.... (No baby, he's posing by the Porsche.)
.... Cars don't impress me.
.... (That's Morris Day and he would like to eat you. I..., I mean meet you.)
.... Alright, go get him.
.... (Hey Morris, she wants to meet you, man!)
Oh Lawd!
Hello my dear, my name is Morris. Where'd you get that ass?
.... (Hahahaha!)
.... Same place you got your manners.
Jerome, where'd I get my manners?
.... (Same place she got that ass.)
And where was that?
.... (Mama.)
That's right baby, yo mama! Now let's be nice, it's such a pretty day.
.... Where are we going?
I'm taking you to my club.
.... Your club?
Yeah, I rounded up some people and bought a club. Legal-like, you know?
And that's where we're going.
.... I'll believe it when I see it.
.... ((Morris, how long has it been? 6 hours?))
.... (Chill nigga!)
.... ((What a lovely lady. My God, the one last night...))
.... ((She's so fat, she have to use a VCR for a beeper, no?))
Hehe, you're fired.
.... ((I'm fired?))
That's right.
.... ((I'm fired? I quit. They shouldn't have let you people in the country in the first place!))
Let us in the country?! Now what history book did you read, boy?
Jerome, hook this punk up to my Porsche!
.... (The roller skates?)
The roller skates!
.... ((No, not the roller skates.))
.... I think I wanna go home!
Home? The party's just startin', Stella.
.... But come sit down.
Do you wanna see me dance?
.... Dance?
Jerome, body language. Now do the horse.
.... (Yeah. Oak tree!)
Look out. I like that.
.... (Oak tree!)
Get ready, Chili Sauce.
Fellas?
.... (Yeah!)
Hit me and don'tcha lag. Tell me what dance to do - it start with an M.
.... (Murph drag!)
Good God!
I ain't through yet, band!
Wawk! Hallelujah! Whoa!
.... Wow, that was fun. Will you take me out again?
Oh yeah, Stella, we can do this. You're the type of woman that could settle me down.
Jerome.
.... (Yo.)
Take her home, I have some unfinished business with one of my critics. Are we ready?
.... (I do believe we are ready.)
Maybe, but not much.
Alright, now, what was that you were saying about my people?
.... ((Please Mr. Day, I never roller skated before in my life!))
Well, why put off 'till tomorrow what you can do tonight? Hahahahahaha!
My summertime thang! My summertime thang!
.... (Leave me alone.)
My summertime thang
Yeah! I'm back!
Fellas? - Yeah!
I'm back! - Back!
The aristocratic black. - Black!
My whip ain't got no crack. - Crack!
But it got a hell of a bang. - Hell of a bang!
What time is it?
Come on!
Everybody get ready, we got a brand new groove.
Everybody could listen, I'm gonna show you what to do.
Kick your left on the beat y'all, drag the other one behind.
If you really wanna be hip, then stick out your bottom lip.
Now you're jammin' fine.
(chorus)
Murph drag - Only people with money can do this dance.
Murph drag - My bank roll's gettin' heavy in my pants.
Murph drag - Aristocratic dreams: All the fine ladies scream.
Murph drag - Only people with money can do this dance.
Ho! Count it. - They can't mess with you, M.D.
Put it up. - Go'n my brotha, tell 'em what time it is.
Everybody get ready, we got a brand new cool.
Everybody could listen, I'm gonna show you what to do.
But you can't talk to pinnacles, you can't talk to a gun.
We are building up a brand new nation, business is on the floor.
(repeat chorus)
Put it up. - We hittin', we hittin'.
I got a PhD in common sense. Can't nobody mess with me?
The original jam operator. I could sell a forest trees.
You dance too hard, baby. - Go'n and tell her Morris.
I might cop a sweat. Y'all keep on dancin'.
I'll be on this side winkin', blinkin', sneakin', makin' your lady wet. - Get sleazy y'all.
Murph drag - Only people with money can do this dance.
Murph drag - My bank roll's gettin' heavy in my pants.
Fellas? - Yeah!
I'm back! - Back!
The aristocratic black. - Black!
My whip ain't got no crack. - Crack!
But it got a hell of a bang. - Hell of a bang!
America? - Yeah!
I'm back! - Back!
The aristocratic black. - Black!
My whip ain't got no crack. - Crack!
But it got a hell of a bang. - Hell of a bang!
Murph drag - Only people with money can do this dance.
Listen, I got something to lay on y'all.
It's about a new cool education. - Talk to 'em cousin.
Education, you're buildin' up a brand new nation.
Your own block is the sole foundation.
Business on the one y'all. Get with it.
What time is it?
Love machine. Yeah.
Hey yeah!
(chorus)
I've got the toys to turn your body out.
I got the noise to make you scream and shout.
The love machine take your body higher.
Cuz if it don't, then I know you're a liar.
I don't lie. You want some love that'll make you cry?
17 tongues licking from the neck down.
Moving in a quick speed, circular motion, round and round.
I said it, round and round. Like you like it. I lick it like you like it.
(repeat chorus)
Don't bathe. The love machine cleans it with a little faith.
Like a car wash spittin' out soap and oil.
There ain't never been a cleaner girl in the whole wide world.
Tunin' into your body's psyche.
Dial a perfume that you like. The love machine will put it on you right.
(repeat chorus)
Hey yeah! Love machine. Hey, hey yeah! Love machine.
Hey yeah! Love machine. Hey, hey yeah! La... love... la, la, Love machine.
Tunin' into your body's psyche.
Turnin' in, turnin' in. - La, la, la, la, push it.
Put it on you right.
What time it is? - Love machine!
What time it is? - Love machine!
Fast or slow, like a Leslie goes.
If you want, I can give you complete control.
Over your climax and over mine.
The harder you come, the longer the time...
The longer the time it takes for us to come again.
Little fat rabbits in a hot cage.
Specially designed to funk.
Funk.
Up!
.... Up!
You're...
.... You're...
You're mine.
Yeah, yeah! Yeah, yeah!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! - Love machine.
Love machine...
When I was young, I waited til' I was grown.
To get up in the morning to hear my saxophone.
Love machine
...higher
Hey yeah. Love Machine. Uh! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey yeah!
Shall we say we're in Paris?
.... I don't know.
Shall we say we're in Rome?
.... We could.
Shall we imagine a menage-a-trois?
.... I'm too young.
Shall we imagine we're alone?
.... What can I say to that?
Shall we dream of each other naked?
.... Shit.
Shall we get undressed right here?
.... I dunno.
Shall we do this thing by the books?
.... What are you doing to me?
Shall we give in to our biggest fears?
.... Are you afraid?
Are you gonna dance with me?
.... Yes.
Are you gonna let me spin you around?
.... I might.
Are you gonna kiss me quiet?
.... Can't you hearme?
Are you gonna make love with sound?
.... Isn't that the way it's done?
Are you playin' the part of a shy one?
.... I am not.
Or are your inhibitions gone?
.... They are.
Are you afraid of the love machine?
.... Hell no.
Or will you let me drink you 'til dawn, drink you 'til dawn?
I've got the toys to turn your body out.
I got the noise to make you scream and shout.
The love machine.
Love machine...
Band.
Uh, I don't know it's... It's just a thing with me you know.
If I see somethin' that I like, it's a... I have to go for it.
And I like what I see, baby. Ah, come here.
I got real bored on a friday night, I couldn't find a damn thing to do.
So I pulled out a suit about the same color as my BMW.
I drove to the party and I stepped on in, just to see what I could see.
Everybody knew what I was lookin' for. I was lookin' for some company, that's right!
Jerk out, jerkin' everything in sight. - And you know that I'm talkin' about the...
Jerk out. - I got the cash, I got the ride. Oh, Lawd.
Got to make some love tonight. - And you know I got the look.
I saw a real fine thing sittin' by the bar. She looked kinda all alone.
So I slid on over and I asked her name. The Stella was bad to the bone.
I showed her my stash and I kissed her cheek. The only kind of rap it takes.
She knew I was bad when I jerked her to my ride. She said, "How much money you make?"
Let's just say it'll be more money...
Jerk out. - Than you'll ever see in your lifetime, ha ha!
Jerkin' everything in sight. - I'm talkin' about the...
Jerk out. Got to make some love tonight.
(chorus)
Jerk it, jerk it. - I'm talkin' about the ...
Jerk it, jerk it. Jerk out.
Jerk it, jerk it. - I'm talkin' about the ...
Jerk it, jerk it. Jerk out.
I took her to my crib and I laid her down. Her body felt kinda right.
Maybe I was wrong but what the hell, I figured that was what she liked.
I said "Baby, don't get too comfortable, cuz I really like to sleep alone.
Leave your number on the table by my data bank. I love you, but you got to go."
.... What?
Jerk out. - You ain't got to go home, but you got to get the hell outta here.
Jerkin' everything in sight. - I'm talkin' about the...
Jerk out. Got to make some love tonight. - All night.
Jerk out. - What's your number girl?
Jerkin' everything in sight. - In sight. The master of the....
Jerk out. Got to make some love tonight. - Oh, I got to make some love.
(repeat chorus)
Jerk out, jerkin' everything in sight. - You look so satisfied.
Jerk out. - Ha ha ha ha! Hiyi, that's it.
Got to make some love tonight. - Got to make some love to night.
Jerk out. - Ayi Ayiiiii!
.... Please, who ever told you, you could sing?
Ah, yeah, yeah, baby.
Jerk out. - Jerome, stop at the instant teller so I can get me some cash.
Got to make some love to night. - Yes.
Fellas, y'all play somethin'? That's it.
You know I think I feel the need fo a change.
Cross over. There's so many things we can do.
You like, ah, Raviolios, Cherrios, Spaghettios.
You can just never have enough O's, uh!
Jerk out. - Hey, oh!
Jerkin' everything in sight - Everybody...
Jerk out. - No, oh!
Got to make some love to night - Whoaoo!
Jerk out. - Don't you all just hate it when we walk in y'all's joint?
Jerkin' everything in sight. - And just jerk out everything in sight? Don't it make you mad?
Jerk out. - Don't it make you mad?
Got to make some love tonight? - It'd make me mad.
Fellas? - Yeah?
What's the move? - Jerkin' everything in sight!
Uh, fellas? - Yeah?
What's the groove? - Make a little love tonight!
That's right, fellas? - Yeah?
What's the move? - Jerkin' everything in sight!
Huh, fellas? - Yeah?
What's the groove? - Make a little love tonight
Look out, fellas? - Yeah?
What's the move? - Jerkin' everything in sight!
Ha, fellas? - Yeah?
What's the groove? - Make a little love tonight
Fellas? - Yeah?
What's the move? - Jerkin' everything in sight!
Good God, fellas? - Yeah?
What's the groove? - Make a little love tonight!
Somebody bring me a mirror.
What suit should I wear tonight?
If you think I'm cool, you're right.
Somebody say Kool-Aid! - Kool-Aid!
Jerk it.... uh!
Make a little love tonight. - What?
Jerkin' everything in sight. - Oh, that's right.
Make a little love tonight. - Oh Lawd.
Jerkin' everything in sight. That's frightenin'.
Make a little love tonight. - We can do this.
Jerkin' everything in sight. - Oh Lawd.
Make a little love tonight. - Fellas.
Jerkin' everything in sight. - Yes.
Make a little love... - Oh.
Make a little love... - Yeah.
Make a little love tonight. - Ha ha!
Jerk out. - I'm the master of the jerk out.
.... Ha, them's your drawers, Morris.
Now tell me somethin' that I don't already know J.B.
Jerk out. - It's just one of them things you know, huh.
Got to make some love tonight. - Money, clothes, cars, credit cards, houses.
Jerk out. - You know what I'm talkin about, ha ha!
Jerkin' everything in sight.
.... What's he talkin' about?
You should see my home. It's... so nice.
.... Girl, he is kinda sexy.
.... Girl, please!
Oh, well, if you're not doin' anything. We could go there right now.
.... Can my friend come?
Oh, I'd love that.
.... Girl!
Uh, that sure is a lovely blouse you have on.
.... Thank you.
Can I take it off?
.... No.
Oh, I just wanna..., oh, I just wanna touch it.
.... Stop.
So nice, so nice.
.... No. Stop.
Oh, that was so nice.
You like my crib, baby?
Well, come a little closer. Don't be shy.
Darlin', I want you so bad. I can almost taste the smell of your skin.
And honey, I'd be so sad, if you didn't break down and let me in.
You better let me in, baby. Don't you know ...
If the Kid can't make you come, nobody can.
Am I gettin' through, baby?
Sweetheart, I can be gentle as a lamb. If that's what gets you off.
I wanna get you off, baby.
And lover, straddle my brass and we'll dance in the land of the hard and soft.
I don't care, baby. Whatever gets you off?
If the kid can't make you come, nobody can.
Need I say more, baby?
Do you wanna straddle my brass?
If the kid can't make you come, nobody ...
That's a pretty blouse.
.... Thank you.
Take it off.
.... Is that better?
A little bit, I'd rather see it live in concert though.
.... Well, I'll tell you what, cutie. I'll let you take that off.
Oh yes!
This little hook went to Holland. This little hook went to France.
This little hook went to London. And this little hook went to...
.... Uhmm.
Oh Lord! Honey, don't you ever try and breastfeed no baby.
.... Why not?
Never mind. What time is it?
.... Titty time.
I know that's right.
.... Uhmm.
What's my name?
.... Morris.
No, come on baby, what's my real name?
.... Uuh, uh, uhh.
Talk to me, talk to me.
.... M ... Mo ... Mor ... Morris!
Yes! Oh baby, you're just too sexy.
.... Morris?
Yeah baby.
.... What's my name?
It's baby, ain't it?
.... Oh Morris, what's my ...
Ah ga ga ga ga!
.... Oh, Morris!
Too sexy!
I bet you never thought I'd be this good, did you?
Let me hear the pledge of allegiance, baby.
.... What do you mean?
You know, like you used to do in school.
.... You got to be kidding. I guess you're not.
Come on baby, Morris is listening.
.... OK... I pledge allegiance ... to the flag... of the United States... of America ...
.... and to the republic... for which it stands.
Oh Lord! You're just too sexy.
.... Uuh.
Ain't nobody bad like me?
We are young, we are free on earth together. Let's fall in love.
You are fine, you are white, I am of color. Let's fall in love.
Ice cream castles in the summertime.
Ice cream castles in the summer.
I want you, you want me, we want each other. Is that so wrong?
It's raining. Mad sisters, why can't they realize, that it won't be long?
We're all ice cream castles in the summertime.
Ice cream castles in the summer.
Let's do something soon.
We are young, we are free. Let's come together before the end.
I am blue, you are too, what could be better? Let's make friends.
We're all ice cream castles in the summertime.
Ice cream castles in the summertime.
We're all ice cream castles in the sun.
Ice cream castles when we fall.
Ice cream castles in the summertime.
Summertime, summertime, summertime.
Is that what you need?
White girls, black girls, orientals, jamaican?
Ice cream castles in the summertime.
We're all ice cream castles in the sun.
Ice cream castles when we fall.
Ice cream castles in the summertime.
Summertime.
White girls, black girls, orientals, jamaican.
I want you, you want me, we want each other.
White girls, black girls.
We are young, we are free on earth together.
Let's do something, let's do something soon.
We are young, we are free. Let's come together.
People say you run around, I don't even care.
I could never hold you down, I don't even dare.
I just wanna play your game, no matter what the rules.
I've met an awful lot of dames, but not quite as bad as you.
Let me try to love you, I know I could.
One night to hold you, just ain't no good.
(chorus)
I don't wanna leave you, I don't wanna go.
Can't you see I need you? Girl, I need you so.
I will be your doctor babe, I'll make you feel alright.
I've got something to keep you warm, on a cold and lonely night, now turn out the light.
I will never tie you down, cuz I know you wanna be free, so free.
Say you'll let me come around, say you wanna be with me.
Let me try to love you, I know I could.
One night to hold you just ain't no good.
(repeat chorus)
All I wonna do, is make sweet love to you.
Now you wanna leave me. What am I supposed to do?
Can't you hang past to? That was 12 o'clock at night.
Why you wanna leave so soon? Girl, you know it ain't right.
(repeat chorus)
I don't wanna leave you, I don't wanna go.
Let me try to love you, I know I could.
One night to hold you, just ain't no good.
I don't wanna leave you.
(repeat chorus)
Girl, I called you up to say,
that I'm havin' trouble sleepin' ever since you went away.
Girl, I know you need a little time,
to get your head together. But baby, I can't stop cryin'.
(chorus)
Girl, why'd you go away?
What can I say to make you stay?
Girl, I was a fool.
NO, NO WASN'T YOU.
I'm still in love with you.
I'm still in love with you, baby.
Girl, I guess I was a fool,
to try to tie you down and make you play my rules.
Girl, I guess I finally realized,
that keepin' you close to me, would keep me alive.
(repeat chorus)
Don't know what I'm gonna do.
Girl, what can I say baby, to make you stay?
Girl, I don't know what to do. No I don't.
I'm still in love, still in love, still in love.
Girl, down on my knees. Baby, please.
Honey, baby, please. I'm still in love with you.
I'm still in love with you.
Called you up to say, Baby, I'm still love you.
I'm still in love, I'm still in love.
Get it up, get ready for a real good time. I'm gonna try to blow your mind.
Can't you see? You and me. It sounds so nasty.
Get it up, let your hair hang down. We could fool around.
Don't you know? I want you so. Make me happy.
Get it up, there's nothin' wrong. We're freakin' all night long.
Me and you. We need a groove. It feels good, do it.
Get it up, leave your cares behind. Let me try to find.
Find the spot. That gets you hot. Let me do ya.
What time is it?
Get it up, get ready for a real good time. I'm gonna try to blow your mind.
Can't you see? You and me. It sounds so nasty.
Get it up, let your body drip. Let me take you on a trip.
Can't you see? You're killin' me. You're so freaky.
Get it up. Get it up. I'll work you all night.
Get it up. Get it up. All night.
Honey baby, you truly know it. You truly know it.
You look good. Tryin' your best to show it.
If I were you, I would. True love and affection.
These are nice, so nice but when a money man walks in the room, girl, you look more than twice.
You look once, you look twice. Can I rap to you sugar tonight?
(chorus)
Donald Trump (black version), maybe that's what you need.
A man that fulfills your every wish, your every dream.
Donald Trump (black version), come on take a chance.
A 1990's love affair, the real romance.
Honey baby, you are the finest. I have seen.
And your disposition's so kind you're never mean.
Girl, you're to good to be true. But last night when you were asleep, you slipped big time.
I heard you. You said your favorite color was green.
So guess what?
(repeat chorus)
Now look here baby. I ain't tryin' to be 90 proof.
But a super strong woman. She needs a super strong dude.
Sweet words of love are helpful.
But what goes a lot farther than that?
A hundred dollar dinner at Adriano's?
A brand new coat or a brand new hat?
Yes, I can do this!
... Donald Trump (black version), maybe that's what you need.
Come on, come on take a chance.
.... A man that fulfills your every wish, your every dream.
I can fill your every dream, baby.
.... Donald Trump (black version), come on take a chance.
You and me, baby... and me!
.... A 1990's love affair.
So many things.
... The real romance.
So many things.
.... Diamonds and pearls.
I wanna buy you things.
.... Maybe that's what you need.
Cuz I want all the other girls to bug.
.... A man that fulfills your every wish.
My name is Morris, baby.
.... Your every dream.
And I dig you. And when I dig somebody.
.... Donald Trump (black version).
They stay dug.
.... Come on take a chance.
They stay dug baby.
.... A 1990's love affair, the real romance.
I..., I..., I..., I got what you need baby.
Come on baby, come on take a chance.
Honey baby, you truly know it. You truly know it.
You look good. Tryin' your best to show it.
If I were you, I would. True love and affection.
These are nice, so nice but when a money man walks in the room, girl, you look more than twice.
You look once, you look twice. Can I rap to you sugar tonight?
(chorus)
Donald Trump (black version), maybe that's what you need.
A man that fulfills your every wish, your every dream.
Donald Trump (black version), come on take a chance.
A 1990's love affair, the real romance.
Honey baby, you are the finest. I have seen.
And your disposition's so kind you're never mean.
Girl, you're to good to be true. But last night when you were asleep, you slipped big time.
I heard you. You said your favorite color was green.
So guess what?
(repeat chorus)
Now look here baby. I ain't tryin' to be 90 proof.
But a super strong woman. She needs a super strong dude.
Sweet words of love are helpful.
But what goes a lot farther than that?
A hundred dollar dinner at Adriano's?
A brand new coat or a brand new hat?
Yes, I can do this!
... Donald Trump (black version), maybe that's what you need.
Come on, come on take a chance.
.... A man that fulfills your every wish, your every dream.
I can fill your every dream, baby.
.... Donald Trump (black version), come on take a chance.
You and me, baby... and me!
.... A 1990's love affair.
So many things.
... The real romance.
So many things.
.... Diamonds and pearls.
I wanna buy you things.
.... (Oooooh, I can hear you talkin' to me baby)
.... Maybe that's what you need.
Cuz I want all the other girls to bug.
.... A man that fulfills your every wish.
My name is Morris, baby.
.... Your every dream.
And I dig you. And when I dig somebody.
.... Donald Trump (black version).
They stay dug.
.... Come on take a chance.
They stay dug baby.
.... A 1990's love affair, the real romance.
I..., I..., I..., I got what you need baby.
Come on baby, come on take a chance.
Data bank #2 (5:25)
Ohhhhhhh!
(chorus)
Data bank - I feel like I wanna put you in my data bank.
Data bank - I feel like I wanna put you in my data bank.
If you got the love, I've got the time.
Just give me your number and I'll drop a dime, on you.
Every fly girl wants a real fly guy.
If you believe it baby, let's go bye-bye.
This is serious.
(repeat chorus)
When all the other boys tell you they are better. - Data bank.
You better look real close, cuz they might be bedwetters. - Data bank.
6 feet tall, skinny legs and all. - Data..., data..., data bank.
Makin' love comes second to basketball.
In other words, I don't wear tennis shoes.
(repeat chorus)
Fellas, take it to the bridge. - D-d-d-data bank.
Let's go somewhere we can bump all night.
I'm talkin' about doin' the big bang. just like dynamite. Dynamite.
Every fly girl wants a real fly guy.
Come on, let's go bye-bye.
D-d-d-data bank - Ohhh yeah.
Data bank - Data bank.
Ohhh yeah - Data bank.
Insecure brothers broke your heart before.
Break your heart, break your heart.
But if you come with me, you'll never cry no more.
Data bank - I feel like I wanna put you in my data bank.
Data bank - What's your number girl?
I feel like I wanna put you in my data bank. - D-da-da.
Don't cry little darlin' I got somethin' to dry your eyes.
Somebody bring me a handkerchief, I just cleaned and pressed mine.
Data bank - What time is it?
I feel like I wanna put you in my data bank - I'm feelin' like I wanna... two.
School's in. The teacher's got a table for two.
If you wanna come up and see me sometime, baby you know what to do.
Guitar.
Data bank
School's in.
... School's in.
The teacher's got a bottle of pop.
.... Yeah.
Skip the rock, I want you sexy. Instead of bein' out of your mind.
.... Piano man, make'em understand.
School's in y'all. I think the teacher wants to slide.
Not fast and greasy, but slow and easy.
Let's do the sexy glide.
.... Yes.
Data bank.
Data, data, data bank.
Uh, I feel like I wanna put you in my data bank.
Dig it.
School's in y'all. The teacher's kinda feelin' good.
And when you get inside it, don't try to fight it.
Just do the peckerwood, come on.
Man, this shit is sick
.... Think it ain't?
Data bank
Listen world, I'm sick of not knowing the future.
I wanna know if there is gonna be a world left, In which my children can play.
We can do this, let's go. - Let's go!
Corporate world. Corporate world.
Let's do it. - Let's go!
World number three makin' mega money.
Sellin' dope to babies, now it ain't so funny.
James used to say we got to buy some land.
We got to get together, we got to have a plan.
(chorus)
Corporate world for all my sis' and my bro'.
A new soul nation, it is possible.
Corporate world for all my sis' and my bro'.
Let's build a foundation, let's do it. - Let's go!
Callin' on my brother, the one that's doin' good.
Let's put our bread together and buy a neighborhood.
We'll build a better school that teaches us how to make it.
And when the enemy offers dope, we don't take it.
(repeat chorus)
Corporate world.
Let's do it. - Let's go!
We're gettin' the grooves in order, cuz everybody wants to dance.
If you wanna hear our music, then give an equal chance.
Everything has the radiant from now on, we got to get paid.
Don't you ever try to cross me, nobody knows what's in my briefcase.
Sing the chorus y'all.
Corporate world for all my sis' and my bro'.
A new soul nation, it is possible. - Think it ain't?
Oh yeah, Corporate world.
Let's do it - Yes!
Maybe, just maybe I'm sick of not knowin' the future.
If there's gonna be a world for my children to play?
If you wanna build a highway in my neighborhood.
Then guess what? - What?
I got to have some say. Think I don't?
Corporate world - A new soul nation.
Corporate world - It is possible, let's go.
OK boys, we got 17 days left.
12 of which are just played in stadiums outdoors.
How would you like to ride? Limousine or Cadillac?
Morris, the King of Arabia couldn't make it to our show Saturday.
But his daughter still wants to come.
Shall we set it up?
For you man, messin' right, we hittin'.
And while I gotcha, plans for the new club at the ...
With operations by my summertime thang.
I hope this all lives up to your satisfaction.
Cuz it certainly does to mine.
Corporate world
I got a penthouse in Manhattan, two more in Malibu.
I bought a '87s Cadillac Seville, girl I got a Mazarati too.
I wear diamonds on my fingers, I got a couple on my toes.
I wear the finest perfume money can buy, it keeps me smellin' like a rose.
If you wonder how I do it, there's just one simple rule.
I'm just cool. Honey, baby, can't you see?
Girl, I'm so cool. Ain't nobody bad like me?
C O O L.
What's that spell? - C O O L.
I might dine in San Francisco, dance all night in Rome.
I go any freakin' place I want you, and my lear jet brings me home.
I got ladies by the dozens, I got money by the ton.
Just ain't nobody better, heaven knows that I'm the one.
And it's all because of something that I didn't learn in school.
I'm just cool. Honey, baby, can't you see?
Girl, I'm so cool. Ain't nobody bad like me?
Sing it baby. - C O O L.
What's that spell? - C O O L.
That spell cool. - Cool.
What time is it?
Listen baby, it takes a lot of lovin' and a little money to be a friend of mine.
But baby, if you know how to shake that thing, I'll try to squeeze a little time.
Cuz I make love, love every mornin' to who's ever by my side.
Well, you might say that I'm a nymphomaniac, but it keeps me satisfied.
When I look into the mirror, it just tells me something I already know.
I'm so cool! Honey, baby, can't you see?
Girl, I'm so cool. Ain't nobody bad like me?
Sing it. - C O O L.
What's that spell? - C O O L.
What time is it? - Cool.
I'm so cool.
Cool, that's right. I'm cooler than Santa Claus, baby.
Ain't nobody bad like me? Somebody pinch me.
I must be dreamin', I know that's right.
Cuz there ain't nobody bad like me.
What time is it?
Is it time to get my hair done yet?
I said, "What time is it?"?
Time to just walk and shake my head.
I'm cool 'til I'm dead.
Enough has been said, Come on baby, let's go to bed.
Everybody. - Walk, shake my head!
Cool 'til I'm dead!
Enough has been said, let's go to bed!
When I look into the mirror, It just tells me something I already know.
I'm so cool. Ain't nobody bad like me?
I'm so cool. I said, ain't nobody bad like me?
All together now. - C O O L.
What's that spell? - C O O L.
Band? - Yes!
Is anybody hot? - No!
You know why? - Why?
Cuz we're cool. - Cool!
Yes! No! Why? Cool!
Oh, I'm so cool
Uhh yeah!
Make it funky, da da daa yeah.
Make it funky, daa yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uh, I like it how I like it when I like it.
... Oh no, but... yes.
I think, I think I need to go to the grocery store though.
... Yeah, OK.
.... Mr. Day? Mr. Day?
Pick up a few things and throw'em in the skillet.
.... Mr. Day, could I ask what you need?
OK, listen, look here. Let me at...
.... Where's the meat?
Gimme a little bit of that pepper.
.... Pepper!
Gimme a little bit of that salt.
.... Salt!
Put it in the skillet and cook it.
.... Cook it!
On that stove I bought.
.... Oh yeah!
Ha ha haaa!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Uh, aaahhh! Uh, ha.
Pass my popcorn down this way.
Everytime we're out on a date.
I want to love you, you made me wait.
Then you told me I look like a pimp.
But honey, I noticed you waited 'til after dinner, 18 jumbo shrimp, damn.
Chocolate - You gotta give me some of your...
Chocolate - What you waitin' for?
Chocolate - Ha, oh Lawd. Give me some of that...
Chocolate - Just can't wait no more.
Every time I bring you home.
You say you got a headache, you wanna be alone.
I ain't tryin' to brag baby, but if I ever get you in the bed.
I'll work that body so hard, you'll wish all you had was an achin' head.
Chocolate - Aah, oh Lawd. Give me some of your...
Chocolate - What you waitin' for?
Chocolate - Oh Lawd. Give me some of that...
Chocolate - Just can't wait no more, uh!
Aahh! Look out, ha!
Haa, haa, uh. Back up, wait, wait...
Chocolate - Oh nasty. Give me some of your...
Chocolate - What you waitin' for, baby?
Chocolate - Ah ah. Give me some of that...
Chocolate - Uh, I said I just can't wait no more, ah!
Back up now. Yes. There. No, there... wait a minute.
Hit me! Yes! Oh nasty. Listen to me now...
When I sleep, I dream of you.
I dream about doin' the things I want to do.
I'd make it so nice if only I could.
Don't you wanna see my Tootsie Roll? Baby, I'm sure you would.
Chocolate - Ah, oh Lawd. Give me some of your...
Chocolate - Ha, what you waitin' for?
Chocolate - Candy, oh Lawd. Give me some of that...
Chocolate - I..., I..., I said I just can't wait no more, uh!
Chocolate - Ha, look out, uh! Give me some of your...
Chocolate - Yes, what you waitin' for baby?
Chocolate - Candy, oh Lawd. Give me some of that...
Chocolate - Ha, just can't wait no more, uh!
Oh baby, what's the problem?
What's the matter, don't you like me?
You don't want no young man? You need somebody with experience?
I could make it so nice.
Chocolate - Aahh, oh Lawd. Give me some of your...
Chocolate - What you waitin' for?
Chocolate - Ha haaa, oh Lawd. Give me some of your...
Chocolate - I.., I said I just can't wait no more. Look out!
Chocolate - Milky way. Ha haaa! Give me some baby.
Chocolate - Aahh, give me today. Look out, uh!
Chocolate - Aaah!
Chocolate - Jesse, you play somethin'. I think I'm gonna go over here and tap on this cowbell.
Y'all get out of the way, I'll do some. That's it.
Nice, huh? I like it. Yeah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Gimme some horns. Gimme some horns.
Look out, huh. Oh nasty, that's it, ha!
Wait, look out, bring it back.
Chocolate - Chocolate.
Chocolate - What you waitin' for, baby?
Chocolate - Candy, tootsie roll. Gimme some of that...
Chocolate - Have no fear baby, I'm one of the 3 musketeers.
Chocolate - Unwrap me. Aahh, aahh!
Chocolate - Aahh! No.
Chocolate - Ha haaa, ha haaa!
Chocolate - Aaarg! Listen to me now.
Chocolate - Milky way. Tootsie roll.
Chocolate - Ain't nobody bad like me, I'm too old. Look out.
Chocolate - Aahh, wait.
Chocolate - Fellas, we got to get on up outta here. It's way past my dinner time, let's go!
.... Garcon, Mr. Day's ready to order now.
Waiter, I think I'll have the hot turkey dinner. What comes with that?
.... Mashed potatoes, gravy, cranberry sauce, stuffin', green beans, chitlins, ...
That's good.
.... candy, sweet potatoes, ...
That's good, that's enough.
.... black-eyed peas, grits, ...
Hey, wait.. wait.. wait, hold on, hold.. wait...
.... cabbage and...
Could you take this?
.... I can say anything I want to. Y'all can't fuck with me.
Didn't nobody ask you all that, just take the menu.
.... Look out.
And get the hell out my face, alright?
.... Too old.
Too ugly.
.... Nasty.
But still I'm bad. Bad to the bone.
What you gonna do with me? I'm all alone, hit me.
Chocolate - I like it, I like it.
Chocolate - But we can't just leave it like that. We need somethin' else.
Chocolate - We need some horns. Horns, stand up please. Thank you so much.
Chocolate - Y'all come in on the one. Everybody else just clap, clap your hands, come on.
That's it. Y'all sing with me. Say.. say "Tootsie Roll"
Tootsie Roll - That's right. Haaa! So exciting, sing it. Say...
Tootsie Roll - Yeah, keep it in the pocket. Now if you can't, clap on the one...
Tootsie Roll - Then don't clap at all. So exciting. Sing...
Tootsie Roll - Yes, yes.
Tootsie Roll - Stuffin', we need some gravy.
Tootsie Roll - Yes. Biscuits, sing...
Tootsie Roll - Jerome? Morris? Go get my BMW please.
Tootsie Roll - We got the Cadillac though. Cadillac, BMW, whatever, just please go get the car.
Tootsie Roll - Ha, good God. Say...
Tootsie Roll - Oh no Stella. You gonna get your "Tootsie Roll"...
Tootsie Roll - after I have my dinner. Ha ha, sing...
Tootsie Roll - Yes, ha! Everybody, look out.
Tootsie Roll - That's it, that's it.
Tootsie Roll - No, that's it now, that's it, we got to go.
.... Hey man, we still wanna be singin' man.
No no, we s'posed to be eatin' dinner now, I got to go
That's it, let's go.
.... (Ah, good evening Mr. Day. Two for dinner?)
Yes, give us one of those little sexy tables in the back.
.... (Oh, I'm sorry Sir, those are all taken.)
Jerome ...
.... (Urgh! I think maybe we can arrange it, Mr. Day.)
Thank you so much.
.... Oh Morris, was that necessary?
Jerome...
.... OK, OK, I'm sorry.
.... (Right this way, Sir.)
You know, this is an exciting establishment you have here.
.... (What I wouldn't give for a broken bottle.)
I can't hear you, what'd you say?
.... (I said ... I said, "Yes, we're remodeling"
Mm, hmm.
.... (Cocktails before dinner?)
Yes, two Pina Coladas.
.... Make mine a virgin.
.... (OK, will you be having a virgin as well?)
Yes! For dessert! Ha ha ha ha ha!
.... (Sir, I'm afraid I don't get it.)
Say, do you know how to do "the walk"?
.... Why? Certainly everyone can do "the walk".
Well honey, why don't you just walk your ass to the other side of the room?
.... (Fuck you too.)
Ah my dear, it's rough at the top.
Jerome? Ehem, get your pad and pencil. I think it's gonna be kinda right.
If my judge of character's correct, it's gonna be by the letter tonight.
Now stop me when I get to 17.
Excuse me, baby.
I bet you didn't know I had a piece of this restaurant, did you?
But it looks like I'm gonna have to buy the whole thing and fire that man.
May I taste that?
Excuse me, that's kinda weak. Here, try mine. You know...
.... Good God!
They say that saliva is an aphrodisiac.
You look so lovely tonight.
.... Why? Thank you.
Probably even better under exotic red lights.
I wish you could see my home, it's... it's so exciting.
In my bedroom, I have a brass waterbed.
.... Really?
Mm hmm. It's just surrounded by plants and lights and shit.
And all kinds of little erotic artifacts. We could have breakfast in bed.
.... Oh!
I have an Italian cook. Jerome Sa ... Sa ... Sagagagracci or something like that.
It's funny, your eyes when you stare at me like that. It causes my ... my stomach to quiver.
Oh Lord!
Do you like diamonds?
.... Mm, hmm!
Yeah?
.... Yeah!
I know it's rather masculine, but try this one on.
.... Wow!
My God darling, it fits. You must have strong hands.
But they're so soft. Like the oils in my morning bath.
.... (Somebody help me)
Darling?
.... Yeah.
I'm not usually so forward, but ... would you like to make love to me?
.... Hmmm?
I ... I could make it so nice.
Do you know what is meant by the words, uhh...? I hate to use them.
They're ... they're so harsh, so american. You know what I mean?
And yet on the other hand, they're exciting words. The words, "Chili sauce"
Oh Lord!
You know, I haven't made love in so long.
But with you, I know it would be just like riding a bike.
I'd remember everything I've ever learned.
Baby, if the Kid can't make you come, nobody can.
.... ((Morris ...))
Yeah.
.... ((17.))
Oh, um ...
What's it gonna be, baby?
.... Chili sauce.
Oh Lord!
Seems like nothing's ever gonna change in my world.
Every day is more the same old thing.
But in the spring, I'm gonna graduate from hi school.
Then I won't have to live by anybody else's rules.
Everybody tells me things don't stay the same.
If you wanna live, you gotta play the game.
(chorus)
And they say: Hey you, what you gonna do after hi school?
Hey you, what you, what you gonna do?
And they say: Hey you, what you gonna do after hi school?
Hey you, what you, what you gonna do?
But there's a lot of stuff that I could learn to do in my world.
Learn to drive a truck or maybe even join a band.
My parents tellin' me I got to go to college.
I won't get anywhere if I don't have the knowledge.
Uncle Sam keeps sending letters in the mail.
If you don't register, you're gonna go to jail, gonna go to jail.
(repeat chorus)
Listen to me, listen to me!
Hey you, what you gonna do?
Hey you, what you gonna do after hi school?
I'm talkin' to ya, you stupid slob!
Get a job you bum!
I'm talkin to you.
Baby, what's your phone number?
I know I'm kinda fast, but I hate to waste time.
Baby, what's your phone number?
Girl, I have to ask cuz you're so fine.
(chorus)
777-9311 - I wanna spend the night with you if that's alright.
777-9311 - Ooh baby, please can I come tonight?
Baby, what's your phone number?
How can you be reached on a lonely night?
Baby, what's your phone number?
How can I get into you when I'm feeling right?
(repeat chorus)
Ain't nothin' worse than rejection?
I'd feel a little better if you'd slapped my face.
Hey, what's your phone number?
Can't you see the agony I'm goin' through?
Baby, what's your phone number?
Girl, it's getting hard baby, won't you let me love you?
(repeat chorus)
Hey baby,what's your phone number?
I know it sounds fast, but I ain't got all night.
Come on baby, what's your phone number?
You know I got to be cooler than this cat you're sittin' with.
I'll do you right, baby. Come on!
(repeat chorus)
Come to night, if it's alright.
Honey, please can I come to night?
Can't you see what I'm gonna do?
I wanna do it to night, baby. I wanna do it to you.
It's on fire, you burn me out.
It's getting higher, you know what I'm talkin' about.
Help me out good Lord above.
Marry me girl, give me some of that love.
My stick. I just love my stick.
Mmm, my stick. I just love my stick.
Girl, your ride is bad but you can't compare.
To my baby black Cadillac, oh so rare.
Take a vacation, I don't care.
Cuz I can get some stimulation anywhere.
(chorus)
You just come to quick, I'd rather work my stick.
Get a little satisfaction, work the stick in my ride.
You just come to quick, I'd rather work my stick.
Get a little satisfaction, work the stick in my ride.
Girl, you come to quick, much, much to quick.
Girl, you come to quick, I'll just work the stick.
Offer me your body, I have to pass.
Cuz every time we make love, you run out of gas.
Girl, my car's so bad it runs on H2O.
Now you can't compete, it's got the cruise control.
(repeat chorus)
I've been drivin' baby, since the age of 13.
I'm the baddest driver you've ever seen.
You know I like it fast and I like it slow.
Sometimes I let the top down when I wanna let go.
You just come to quick, I'd rather work my stick.
Get a little satisfaction, work the stick in my ride.
What time is it?
I said, what time is it?
You just come to quick, I'd rather work my stick.
Somebody bring me a mirror so I can uh ... What song we on?
You just come to quick, I'd rather work my stick.
Get a little satisfaction, work the stick in my ride.
What time is it?
I'm just alright, oh no.
I don't need you, baby, I'll just work the stick in my ride.
I don't need your action, baby.
Get a little satisfaction, work the stick in my ride.
You just come to quick, I'd rather work my stick.
It's about time to go.
I said, I don't need you girl.
Somebody bring me a mirror.
So I can look at my stick.
Hey, alright? You wanna see it?
Should I take it out?
Take it out, man.
Hey, later y'all.
Hold on, hold on! Why y'all beatin' on shit, what's that mean?
Hold up, do y'all wanna learn a new dance?
Are you qualified to learn one?
Uh huh, that's what I thought. Who can dance out there?
OK, we gonna try a new dance.
And if I don't see everybody doin' it, I don't wanna see you no more.
Jellybean, are we ready? Y'all better do this one.
What time is it?
Alright, y'all got 10 seconds to get to the dance floor and... whawk!
(chorus)
America, have you heard? I got a brand new dance and it's called "The bird"
You don't need no finesse or no personality, you just need two arms and an attitude.
And everybody sing with me, come on now!
Whawk! Hallelujah! Whoa!
Brothers, don't be cool. Women like it sometimes when you act a fool.
Sisters, don't be shy. Let your body get loose, you ain't to fat to fly.
Come on now! Whawk! Hallelujah! Whoa!
Yes! Hold on now, this dance ain't for everybody. Just the sexy people.
White folks, you're much too tight.
You gotta shake your head like the black folks. You might get some tonight.
Look out!
(repeat chorus)
Alright! When the horns blow, I want everybody on the floor.
You know this groove is sexy, you ain't got no excuse no more.
Jerome, I wanna show 'em where we live.
Siamese twins joined at the suit. Fellas, give me something to fly with.
Alright brothers, keep up with that.
Jerome, bring me my hat. Did I mess my hair up?
Fellas, y'all play something.
I'm go over here and talk to this girl.
I pledge allegiance to THE TIME.
Can y'all sing that? Sing it!
Whawk! Hallelujah! Whoa!
Fellas? - Yeah!
What's the word? - Whawk!
When you wanna get some, what'd you do? - Do "The Bird!".
Take it home!
Chili sauce!
It's the last call for alcohol.
If you ain't got what you want, you got to get the hell outta here!
Thank you ...
Oh baby, we're all alone.
Nowhere to go, no telephone.
Just you and me and this big old bed.
You ain't got nowhere to go.
You might as well stop being so cool.
Honey, baby, break down.
Oh baby, take off your clothes.
Do it over by the window.
Feel the wind blow.
That's the atmosphere.
Ooh baby, come here.
Oh baby, honey take your time.
Cuz when you come, you come and come.
That's when I get mine.
Until then, I said honey, "Close your eyes".
Yeah, oh baby.
Oh baby, baby, don't make me wait.
Don't make me wait.
Oh, no, no, I can't stand it, baby.
Don't make me, don't make me wait, girl.
Oh, no, no, no, girl.
What's it gonna be, baby?
You know I can't wait.
Please, please. You know you ain't got nowhere to go.
We've come this far, come on.
Oh, baby.
Break down, baby.
Go on and break it all down.
Give me your love.
Give me your mind.
Break down!
Oh, baby, let me do ya please.
Yo Stella, if you think I'm afraid of you.
Grace, if you so much as think I can't do the do.
Girl, if you dream I came to jerk around.
You'd better wake up, and release it.
Party people in the crib get hyped!
Let's get this party funkin' right!
Come on! Come on!
Release it.
Listen to me now, release it.
Come..., come on, come on, release it.
Whose crib is this? - My crib!
Whose wine you drinkin'? - Mine!
Who asked your ugly ass what time it was? - Nobody!
We're doing fine.
Take it all off. Bass, I need the funk in my face.
I can't stand tight asses in my place.
Let's get hype y'all, release it.
Release it.
What time it is, band?
.... Time to get sleazy up in here.
Mary, sweet mother Jesus.
.... Fuck that.
Oh Stella, I know you came alone.
Cuz ain't just any man qualified to take you home?
Me? No. I'm not a man. Jerome?
.... He's an adventure.
Oh, somebody slap me. I don't know.
Party people in the crib get hyped, party people in the crib get hyped!
Release it.
.... Yes.
Release it.
Jerome?
.... Yo?
When this solo's through.
Jerome?
.... Morris?
Find me a Stella to rap to.
.... Yes.
Whose beat is this? - My beat!
Whose horns are these blowing? - Mine!
Who asked your dumb ass how to catch a groove? - Nobody!
We're doing the do.
Jerome?
.... Yes.
Whose Stella is this?
.... My Stella.
Whose Stella is this?
.... My Stella.
Then what's she doing over here with me?
.... Uhh, uhh...
What's she doing over here with me?
Who told you that women like men with no money?
.... Pfft...
Release it, boy!
Go'n Stella, dance!
Say man, back up, give me some room.
Dance! Shake it like a peckerwood!
Release it.
Over and over and over and over and over...
Your girlfriends told ya, that I'm the rover.
But I'm here to scold ya, that I'm feelin' alone.
Then we can bone. Gimme a number to phone, you grown!
And I am so, if you say no!
Instead of cryin' I'll keep tryin'.
Until you're dyin', to have me for your own.
So peep Stella, peep Stella.
If you think that I'm afraid of you.
.... Do it, MD.
If you think that I'm afraid of you.
.... Rap to her.
If you think that I can't do the do.
.... Yeah, papa.
If you think that I can't do the do.
.... Wooo!
If you think I came to jerk around.
.... Go'n, say it.
You better wake up, Stella. - Wake up!
This is my town.
Release it.
Man, let them drum kick.
Let's get the hell outta here!
.... Let's do it. She's gone.
Release it.
Motherfucker, get yo ass out of my way.
.... Hahahaha!
Release it. Release it.
Nine lives.
This is the '90s and I need a lover with nine lives.
With my bad self. If I really had nine lives.
Ouh, ouh. If I really...
Sing Stella
(chorus)
If I really had nine lives. I'd want a lover that controlled my mind.
Someone who knows about the heavenly sin. How to kill with love again, again and again.
When she calls me on the phone, she'll ask if I'm alone.
Standin' at my door, lookin' mega-fine. A heck-a-pump body sayin': Good time.
When all the others talk plenty of jive, my lover talks about nine lives.
The first to promise I'll die from the heat, generated from the moment that our eyes meet.
(repeat chorus)
With my bad self.
Life number three and number for are spent makin' love on the magic floor.
It's got no walls so all can see. The way real love is supposed to be.
Don't be ashamed, my lover said. Then she says "Mmm, I betcha I'm mega-jammin'".
Life number five, six and seven. Need you to ask, go like heaven.
(repeat chorus)
With my bad self. Control me.
If I really had nine lives. I'd want a lover that controlled my mind.
To kill with love, we'd never die. We'd never long for, we'd never cry.
If we live for havin' each other's touch. It's never too little, it's never too much.
Play.
With my bad self.
With my... with my bad self.
If I really had... if I really had... if I really had nine lives.
This is the '90s, and everybody wants a lover.
A life-long lover with nine lives.
This is the '90s.
Sing Stella.
Call me up on the phone.
I'll be here all alone.
I'll be waitin' on you, baby.
I'll be waitin' on you and your nine lives.
Silence...
Baby, when we go out, I got clout, cuz I'm your number one body rocker.
Fellas? - Yeah!
She'll make you scream, your insides shout, but let me tell you what it's all about.
(chorus)
She's mine, all mine. I'm her number one body rocker all of the time.
She's mine, all mine. You better find a brand new bag, cuz these is my drawers.
Baby, I'm so ashamed, cuz I'm all aflame. I mean you've got my body hot.
Fellas? - Yeah!
She's so fast, you'd never last, you couldn't deal with the funk she's got.
(repeat chorus)
Oh baby, this is your number one. Yes, I know you're young.
But we could have so much fun.
Jesse, if you could play guitar, I'll warm up the car.
And me and this girl can see the sun rise.
Whose drawers? - My drawers!
(repeat chorus)
Take it home!
Your world. Your world.
Your life is fun and games, but all you do is complain.
About the way you live. You like to take, what do you give?
If you don't work, how will you earn?
Don't like to go to school? You'll never learn.
One thing I know for sure is, baby...
(chorus)
It's your world you're livin' in. And what you choose to make it, is what it is.
It's your world you're livin' in. If you don't make it better, nobody else will.
Tell me, what's on your mind? We pay the price, who does the crime?
Growing epidemics, kids born chemically dependent.
Through a lack of education, we have lost a generation.
Living a soap opera, as the world turns.
Feel the crack on your back. Just think, don't be a fool or you'll get burned.
The skillet, the fire. Which one is worse?
(repeat chorus)
Your world - Your world, hihi, yeah hihi. Oh, baby it's...
Your world - Oh yeah. If you don't make it better, nobody's gonna make it better.
When leadership is lacking.
Guess who's to blame - You.
If you don't vote.
Opportunity is elusive.
On trial is destiny.
Only you can change it.
The verdict is still out.
Your world - It's your world, it's your world, oh oh yeah.
Your world - It's your world. If you wanna make it better, baby you can make it better.
Your world - Yeah, uh.
Look out, horns. Wait a minute
Who's world is it?
You're shapin' the world that you're livin' in.
You like to take. What do do give? Who pays the price in the end?
Your life's fun and games, but you still complain.
About the way you live your life. Who's to blame for your demise?
It's your world. It's your world.
Whatcha gonna do with it?
Gonna make it better?
Monte.
Your world - Mmm hm
Monte Moir - Everybody in the house, sing...
Your world - Yes. Band.
Jerome?
.... M.D.?
Who's world?
.... It's your world Morris.
Man, you kinda co-stagnant.
.... Man, ain't nobody bad like you?
Sugar, superbad.
.... Well, let's teach'em who's world it is.
Wait a minute, y'all sing it.
Your world, oh ooh - Yes.
It's your world, oh oh ooh - It's your world, it's your world.
Oh oh ooh - Yeah.
It's your world - Aye.
Oh oh ooh - Everybody.
Your world, oh ooh.
It's your world, oh oh ooh - Sing it...
Your world, oh ooh - Baby.
It's your world - Baby.
Oh oh oh - It's your world, it's your world.
I guess you've heard of my reputation, I've had my share of foolin' around.
But everybody needs stimulation, and mine just happens to be all over town.
It's an easy-money occupation, a first-class psychiatry.
But just once, I'd wanna make love without taking off my clothes.
Just once, I wanna make love with somebody who really and truly knows:
(chorus)
Contrary to rumor, gigolos get lonely too.
All my lovers need stimulation, but honey babe, I think that I need you.
Maybe you're the kind of person, that could turn my world around.
Won't you gimme little inspiration? Maybe that's what I need to make me settle down.
It's an easy-money occupation, but honey one thing understand.
I've got more money than you could imagine in your wildest dreams.
But honey, money don't make no happy man.
(repeat chorus)
Just once, I wanna love without takin' off my clothes.
Just once, I wanna love with somebody who knows.
That I got more money than you could ever see.
But honey, money won't get me up off my knees.
Gigolos get lonely too.
All my lovers need stimulation.
But honey babe, I think that I need you.
(repeat chorus)
What cha gonna do, baby?
Oh, what cha, what cha gonna do?
Ah, do you think we could have dinner sometimes, baby?
Well, how about to night?
Baby?
Hey, are y'all ready to party up in here?
I said are you ready to party up in here?
Then I want you to put yo' hands together.
Come on, put yo' hands together and stomp yo' feet.
And welcome to the stage Donnie Simpson.
Come on y'all, bring it up. Make some noise!
Alright, how y'all doin' tonight?
Well, Popeye already asked if you ready to party and obviously you are.
I can't hear you, are you ready to party?
Alright, I am so honored to be here to night.
I've M.C.'d a lot of shows in my time.
But a... this one is the most special ever.
Because it gives me an opportunity to bring some guys together that I love.
I mean they're like brothers to me. They really are.
And they are the reason that I am here tonight.
You know a lot of groups split up. It happens all the time.
I think there should be a law against it.
Especially when it's somebody like... THE TIME!
We've been talkin' about the reunion for a year now. It has finally happened.
And what better place for it to happen than right here in Minneapolis.
Give it up, my brothers: THE TIME!
What time is it?
.... Time to get down to the club. And you ain't gonna like what's happenin'.
Oh Lord!
Ah, excuse me, excuse me.
.... Morris, Morris!
Get these people out of my way.
.... Would you please?
Yeah, I remember you baby, but excuse me.
Jerome?
.... Morris?
Ain't this my club?
.... Your club, Morris.
Fellas?
.... Yeah!
Ain't this my club?
.... Your club, Morris
What is this playin'? Somebody stop the music.
Y'all really wanna dance?
.... Yeah!
Hit it!
Ohhhhhhh.!
(chorus)
Data bank - I feel like I wanna put you in my data bank.
Data bank - I feel like I wanna put you in my data bank.
If you got the love, I've got the time.
Just give me your number and I'll drop a dime, on you.
Every fly girl wants a real fly guy.
If you believe it baby, let's go bye-bye.
This is serious.
(repeat chorus)
When all the other boys tell you they are better. - Data bank.
You better look real close, cuz they might be bedwetters. - Data bank.
6 feet tall, skinny legs and all. - Data, data, data bank.
Makin' love comes second to basketball.
In other words, I don't wear tennis shoes.
(repeat chorus)
Fellas, take it to the bridge. - D-d-d-data bank.
Let's go somewhere we can bump all night.
I'm talkin' about doin' the big bang. just like dynamite. Dynamite.
Every fly girl wants a real fly guy.
Come on, let's go bye-bye.
D-d-d-data bank - Ohhh yeah.
Data bank - Data bank.
Ohhh yeah - Data bank.
Insecure brothers broke your heart before.
Break your heart, break your heart.
But if you come with me, you'll never cry no more.
Data bank - I feel like I wanna put you in my data bank.
Data bank - What's your number girl?
I feel like I wanna put you in my data bank. - D-da-da.
Don't cry little darlin' I got somethin' to dry your eyes.
Somebody bring me a handkerchief, I just cleaned and pressed mine.
Data bank - What time is it?
I feel like I wanna put you in my data bank - I'm feelin' like I wanna... two.
School's in. The teacher's got a table for two.
If you wanna come up and see me sometime, baby you know what to do.
Guitar.
Data bank
School's in.
... School's in.
The teacher's got a bottle of pop.
.... Yeah.
Skip the rock, I want you sexy. Instead of bein' out of your mind.
.... Piano man, make'em understand.
School's in y'all. I think the teacher wants to slide.
Not fast and greasy, but slow and easy.
Let's do the sexy glide.
.... Yes.
Data bank.
Data, data, data bank.
Uh, I feel like I wanna put you in my data bank.
Dig it. - D-d-d-data.
School's in y'all. The teacher's kinda feelin' good.
And when you get inside it, don't try to fight it.
Just do the peckerwood.
.... Come on.
Man, this shit is sick
.... Think it ain't?
Data bank
Data bank - I feel like I wanna put you in my data bank.
Data bank
Body of a superstar, the mind of a 10-year-old.
She wants to take you for a ride, the stella has hair of gold.
The lights are on upstairs, but is anybody home?
She's not lookin' for a man, the girly wants to be alone.
She's the queen of glamorous, everything is right.
All the fellas have a fit, anytime she walks by.
This woman would be dangerous, if she had a mind.
When Blondie tells you what you want to hear, don't waste your time.
(chorus)
And her name is Blondie, sexy socialite. - Dumb blonde.
Diggin' out on the town any given night.
And her name is Blondie, the queen of glamorous.
And the game is money, the girl is dangerous.
Blondie was a victim to everything she liked.
She likes money, fine clothes and fancy cars, but her name she could not write.
Blondie is a certain type, she's not yellow, black or white.
But you can find her out diggin' in the finer spots on any given night.
Her fatal beauty's blinding and her intentions not kind.
She tried to take a part of me, but I caught on in time.
She lives a life of make believe, takes what she wants and leaves.
Blondes, they do have more fun, but how dumb is she?
(repeat chorus)
Blondie, my glamorous superstar. You took it much too far.
And now you look like "What happened?"
Blondie, a dangerous socialite. She hangs out every night.
And the neighborhood game is to dog you blind.
Yeah! - Blondie!
Blondie is a dumb blonde.
Hey Blondie, ooh ooh.
Oh ooh ooh ooh, oh ooh ooh - Yeah!
Oh ooh ooh ooh, oh ooh ooh - Everything is right.
Oh ooh ooh ooh, oh ooh ooh - She's the queen of glamorous.
Oh ooh ooh ooh, oh ooh ooh - Whoo!
She's the queen of glamorous, everything is right.
All the fellas have a fit, anytime she walks by.
This woman would be dangerous, if she had a mind.
When Blondie tells you what you want to hear, if you're smart, you won't waste your time.
(repeat chorus)
All the sexy socialites... sing! Yeah!
Fellas! - The girl is dangerous! - Yes.
Fellas! - The girl is dangerous! - That's right
Is it true that blondes have more fun? Oh Lawd. - The girl is dangerous!
I think I need some horns. That's right. - The girl is dangerous!
Come on Blondie.
.... Wait a minute, where are we going Morris? I don't understood.
Some things just ain't meant to be understood.
.... Like what?
I'm one of the eight wonders of the world.
.... I thought there were only 7.
Ain't nobody bad, but me.
.... Ouh.
Blondie?
.... That's not my name.
That's right. You ain't got to go home, but you got to get the hell outta here.
.... Wait, wait a minute.
Uh, but you got to go.
.... Nooo.
Uh, but you got to go.
.... Oooooh?
You got to go.
.... Nooo!
I said, you got to go.
.... But can't we talk?
The girl is dangerous! - Ooh ooh, ooh ooh.
Playin' rock 'n' roll!
Morris is playin' rock 'n' roll!
Uaah! We don't need no microwave.
Skillet. Ha haa!
Dance, now we're sizzlin'.
Yeah, uh.
Shock effect straight out the box.
Whenever I want to rock and roll the groove a bit.
Sexy shake from the heat I make, Cuz I know what it takes.
My recipe ain't raw.
Cool calls time out for the flame.
Do you feel it? - Yeah.
Plain old pots and pans ain't the same as the skillet.
But can you feel it? - Yeah.
(chorus)
In the skillet, the heat is jumpin'.
In the skillet, the grease is poppin'.
In the skillet, there's somethin' cookin'.
In the skillet, the groove is brown.
You think it ain't?
Turn off the gas and get some cookin' class.
It takes more than a hat to call yourself a chef, uh.
Show a little self-control and you'll learn how to roll.
With the groove and fire up the skillet
Fellas? - Yeah?
Are you ready to teach? - Yeah!
School's in. - We cook on high heat in this skillet!
Yes, uh. Fellas? - Yeah?
Are we cookin' food? - No!
What's cookin? - We're cookin' up the groove in this skillet!
Stir it up, uh.
Cool calls time out for the flame.
Do you feel it? - Yeah.
Plain old pots and pans ain't the same as the skillet.
Can you feel it? - Yeah.
(repeat chorus)
Jellybean, break it down, uh.
Dance, now we're sizzlin'.
Salt. Garlic. Now gimme some pepper, that's good.
Now personally, I like to use a little hot sauce.
Jimmy Jam, spice it up.
I think I need a little shortenin', yeah yeah.
I said I need a little shortenin', la la la, la la!
Gimme some shortenin', yeah.
Cut'em Jesse.
Cool calls time out for the flame.
Do you feel it? - Yeah.
Plain old pots and pans ain't the same as the skillet.
Yeeaahh!
(repeat chorus)
You think it ain't? Go, man. Raw like sushi my ass.
Y'all better put it in the skillet and cook it. That's right.
Y'all don't know what you're doin'?
Get out the way. Gimme that spatula.
Too many cooks in the kitchen that don't know how to cook it right.
If you've got the time, we've got the skillet. - Ha ha!
Too many cooks in the kitchen that don't know how to cook it right.
If you've got the time, we've got the skillet.
.... All I want to know is can I fry a barbecue rib in this skillet?
.... I don't know about that J.B.
.... Now Mo' Day?
.... Jimmy Jam?
Then you do it!
.... Yeah, after I eat dinner.
Yeah.
.... I like to have some dessert.
Yeah.
.... So I got to know, what's for dessert.
Oh, that's easy.
Somethin' sweeter than honey. - Yeah.
Sweeter than cake. - Yeah.
Sweeter than sugar, baby.
That's what I like to make. - Uh uh, ha, haaa!
I'd like to take a little of that.
.... Speakin' of cake, man.
.... What about that check-out girl over there man?
Oh yeah.
That's what I want - Yeah.
That's what I want - Yeah.
That's what I want to do. - Yeah.
That's what I want, those kisses. - Yeah.
Got to simmer. - Yeah!
Got to simmer. - Yeah!
Got to simmer. - Yeah!
Make it nice and tender.
In the skillet. In the skillet.
That's it, we done?
.... Is that it?
I think that's it, I think that's it. - In the skillet.
.... That's it?
I think that did it.
.... Is that it?
I think we better turn the fire off.
.... I think it's well done.
I think we better go.
.... I think so.
Let's go, evenin'.
.... We outta here.
Right, that's it, that's it, count it.
.... Ready to go to next song now?
Yeah, I don't know. Is it done yet?
.... It's burnin', it's burnin'! It's burnin'!
Yount! You're out yo head.
.... Ho hooo!
Lame brain! Whooo, what boat you ridin' on?
... Ha haaa!
Yount!
... Ha!
Right!
... Ha!
Right!
... Ha ha!
Yount!
... Ha haaa!
I talked to grandma just the other day
She said, "Girl child, time you get things straight
And with the time, get with the time
Do what you want girl, and do it all the time"
She said, "When I was a girl no one cared, they just thought me crazy
When my opinions shared time with their minds, so unkind
The way they pushed me down, they pushed me around
And made me sorry, that I had a mouth"
Get with the time, girl child, don't expect him to see
What a beautiful woman should be
It's your time girl child
If he don't like it there's one right behind
She said, "Girl child, don't be afraid to
Come forward and let your voice be heard
Don't let nobody make you so scared
You can't get to where you're going, where are you going"
Get with the time, girl child, don't expect them to see
What a beautiful woman should be
It's your time girl child
If he don't like it, there's one right behind
Grandmother, mother, child, sister and wife
Do you want me, I'm much more than a body
To be looked at by your ugly expression
Of what a beautiful woman should be
Grandmother, mother, child, sisters, my sisters and wives
Make it hot, so hot that they scream it
What a beautiful woman should be
It's your time girl child
If he don't like it, I got some friends in mind
'Cause you know, when it's time to go
Get with, get with, get with the time
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