Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place

The lives and loves of three close friends - Pete, a neurotic architecture student, Berg, the laid-back pre-med, and Sharon, a tough girl with a soft center. Pete and Berg are roommates and students at a local Boston university, while Sharon struggles with her work and relationships.

Cast

• Traylor Howard
• Richard Ruccolo
• Ryan Reynolds
• Suzanne Cryer
• Nathan Fillion
• Jillian Bach
• Jennifer Westfeldt
• Julius Carry
• David Ogden Stiers
• Giuseppe Andrews
• Victor Raider-Wexler
• Tiffani Thiessen
• Bo Derek
• Maury Ginsberg
• Marguerite MacIntyre
• Kenneth Kimmins
• Nancy Lenehan

• Season 1
• Episode 1: Pilot
  Pete: Hey Berg, what do you thinks gonna happen to Sharon?::Berg: I'm sure she'll settle down, have ...
• Episode 2: Two Guys, a Girl and a Presentation
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• Episode 3: Two Guys, a Girl and a Guy
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• Episode 4: Two Guys, a Girl and a Celtic Game
  Sharon Carter: Are you guys nuts?::Berg: I'm nuts... this is my partner, pretzels....
• Episode 5: Two Guys, a Girl and an Apartment
  USA...
• Episode 6: Two Guys, a Girl and a Softball Team
  USA...
• Episode 7: Two Guys, a Girl and a Recovery
  USA...
• Episode 8: Two Guys, a Girl and a Party
  USA...
• Episode 9: Two Guys, a Girl and a Chance Encounter
  USA...
• Episode 10: Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Delivery
  USA...
• Episode 11: Two Guys, a Girl and How They Met
  USA...
• Episode 12: Two Guys, a Girl and a Dad
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• Episode 13: Two Guys, a Girl and a Landlord
  Pete Dunville: [to the tenants] Today can be our independence day....
• Season 2
• Episode 1: Two Guys, a Girl and Someone Better
  Berg confidently checks his student results but finds out that he has dropped a spot and is only sec...
• Episode 2: Two Guys, a Girl and a Vacation
  Sharon finally tries to quit her job but her boss offers her the use of the company facilities at Ar...
• Episode 3: Two Guys, a Girl and a Tattoo
  Berg and Sharon are having trouble with their love lives but Pete has a mysterious new girlfriend, N...
• Episode 4: Two Guys, a Girl and a Homecoming
  Sharon has a reunion with some catty old school friends but she can finally claim to have boyfriend,...
• Episode 5: Two Guys, a Girl and an Elective
  Sharon and Johnny are going well but Sharon would like him to be a professional worker and tries to ...
• Episode 6: Two Guys, a Girl and a Psycho Halloween
  Pete and Berg throw a Halloween party. Sharon is dressed as a mermaid but Johnny goes as a cowboy in...
• Episode 7: Two Guys, a Girl and an Internship
  Pete is having trouble getting an internship as he keeps mucking up the interviews. Berg asks Ashley...
• Episode 8: Two Guys, a Girl and a Wedding
  A friend of Pete, Berg and Sharon is getting married and they are all invited. The bride-to-be was o...
• Episode 9: Two Guys, a Girl and Oxford
  Johnny is driving a limo to make some extra money. He helps Pete get a job as well and Pete uses his...
• Episode 10: Two Guys, a Girl and a Thanksgiving
  Sharon and Johnny decide to start a new thanksgiving tradition where they are alone. However, Sharon...
• Episode 11: Two Guys, a Girl and a Limo
  After a two-week absence, Ashley turns up at the pizza shop wanting to be friends with Berg. Pete ch...
• Episode 12: Two Guys, a Girl and a Christmas Story
  Sharon in charge of organising the company Christmas party but things are not going well. Pete takes...
• Episode 13: Two Guys, a Girl and a Gamble
  [ Trying to help Michael with a Maths problem]::Pete Dunville: If there's three players on this side...
• Episode 14: Two Guys, a Girl and a Proposal
  Pete and Kaitlin are starting to get serious until her former husband turns up for a visit. Pete goe...
• Episode 15: Two Guys, a Girl and Graduation
  Sharon is upset when her father fails to recognise her achievements. She applies for a new job but i...
• Episode 16: Two Guys, a Girl and Valentine's Day
  Irene misunderstands Pete's intentions and thinks he is flirting with her. As he tries to set her st...
• Episode 17: Two Guys, a Girl and the Storm of the Century
  A big storm is heading towards Boston but Berg is more interested in women. A sighting of Ashley mak...
• Episode 18: Two Guys, a Girl and Ashley's Return
  Ashley returns and wants to reunite with Berg but he has just started going out with Venita, the wea...
• Episode 19: Two Guys, a Girl and a Fighter
  Berg is back with Ashley and he gives her a key to the boys' apartment. This upsets Pete as he wasn'...
• Episode 20: Two Guys, a Girl and a Mother's Day
  Johnny's three sisters come to the pizza place and they are all pregnant. Sharon and Johnny looked a...
• Episode 21: Two Guys, a Girl and Barenaked Ladies
  Barenaked Ladies narrate throughout this episode in song. Berg tries to get out of going with Ashley...
• Episode 22: Two Guys, a Girl and an Engagement: Part 1
  Sharon thinks that Johnny is cheating on her because of some of his suspicious behaviour. He tells t...
• Season 3
• Episode 1: A New Hope
  Pete decides to leave because of his feelings towards Sharon and ends up in Paris. He meets a woman ...
• Episode 2: Au Revoir Pizza Place
  Pete returns from Paris with a French girlfriend, Colette. However, she doesn't speak English and Pe...
• Episode 3: Teacher's Pet Peeve
  Ashley and Berg finally start as interns. Berg is being strongly worked by the resident doctor and f...
• Episode 4: Career Day
  Pete's work at the employment agency is not going well and he is under pressure to fill a new job va...
• Episode 5: Sunday in the Apartment
  They are all about to go to the football, courtesy of Pete, when Irene turns up. She has just been r...
• Episode 6: Halloween 2: Mind Over Body
  It's Halloween and Johnny finds a creepy room in the basement of the apartment building. The room is...
• Episode 7: Berg's New Roommate
  Sharon surprises a session of marriage counselling on Johnny. It also turns out that they want the s...
• Episode 8: Foul Play
  Berg surprises Ashley by taking her on a visit to his parents. Berg's mother and Ashley do not hit i...
• Episode 9: Talking Turkey
  Berg has just broken up with Ashley but she hasn't moved to a new apartment yet so he is now sleepin...
• Episode 10: Liver and Learn
  Pete is helping Ashley move up to Johnny and Sharon's apartment. But just as she leaves, Pete's gran...
• Episode 11: A Moving Script
  Unable to afford the cost of the apartment, Sharon and Johnny are offered the basement rent free as ...
• Episode 12: Out with the Old
  It's New Year's Eve and Sharon is planning a party complete with Karaoke. Berg and Ashley who are re...
• Episode 13: Bridesmaid Revisited
  Despite it is the thirteenth episode of the season, it actually takes place between the eighth and n...
• Episode 14: The Monitor Story
  Pete sets Berg up on a date with a movie body double, in order to make Ashley jealous. She retaliate...
• Episode 15: The Wedding Dress
  Berg and Ashley continue to have their on-off relationship. Ashley's disposal unit is broken and, wh...
• Episode 16: A Rookie Script
  Ashley has a new boyfriend, Nomar Garciaparra, the baseball player and Berg is becoming jealous. Sha...
• Episode 17: Feast or Fireman
  Pete is finding his job as a cosmetic salesman unfulfilling and so he decides to become a fireman. H...
• Episode 18: Once Again from the Beginning
  Pete is Ashley's caddy in a golf tournament. As they head to the tournament they are mugged on the u...
• Episode 19: War Stories
  Berg is still on probation and so he was transferred to the morgue where he can't do any more damage...
• Episode 20: Two Guys, a Girl and a Bachelorette
  Sharon is busy organising her wedding and it gets in the way of her friendship with Pete and Berg. B...
• Episode 21: Love Shack
  Johnny does some renovations in his apartment and knocks out the power. Berg is still looking for a ...
• Episode 22: Another Moving Script
  Marti: [at the hospital] What's the quickest way outta here?::Berg: Full-blown aneurism....
• Episode 23: The Undercard
  Pete and Berg have been fighting about Marti and are talking about splitting up. Pete is wanting to ...
• Episode 24: El Matrimonio Loco
  Pete and Berg are still fighting, and Pete and Marti are definitely going out together. Irene sees P...
• Season 4
• Episode 1: The Bear
  After Sharon and Johnny's wedding, Berg and Irene end up in bed together. However, they do not want ...
• Episode 2: Meat
  Pete finally qualifies as a fireman and loves flashing his new badge. Sharon and Johnny are starting...
• Episode 3: 15 Minutes of Shame
  The title is based on the quote by the late artist 'Andy Warhol' (qv): "In the future, everyone will...
• Episode 4: The Satanic Curses
  The scene in which Ashley's head is growing from Pete's shoulder is a direct reference to _Army of D...
• Episode 5: A Germ Runs Through It
  Germ is helping some old people home but mainly succeeds in burning down their house. Johnny is bein...
• Episode 6: The One Without Dialogue
  This episode is played out like a silent movie, complete with music, sound effects and title cards. ...
• Episode 7: Disco Nights
  Irene hears that Pete and Marti have split and immediately splits up with Berg so that she can plan ...
• Episode 8: My Dinner with Irene
  Sharon has decided to go back to work and Ashley is helping her, which is upsetting Johnny. Pete is ...
• Episode 9: Drip
  There are plenty of problems with the apartment block. Ashley's apartment toilet has sprung leaks le...
• Episode 10: Rescue Me
  Ashley's attitude gets her arrested when she is pulled over by a police officer. There is a court ca...
• Episode 11: Burning Down the House
  After six months, Johnny has finally completed the sitting room. However, he has used up all the mon...
• Episode 12: Give Mommy a Kiss
  Felix is interested in Susan and makes a date with her. However, Pete and Susan start to feel an att...
• Episode 13: I've Got a Secret
  Berg and Irene decide to tell Pete that they are an item. Pete and Susan are still together and Susa...
• Episode 14: The Aftermath
  After all the secrets came out we have what happens next. Pete is at the fire station when Sharon dr...
• Episode 15: An Eye for a Finger
  Pete cuts off the tip of his finger slicing vegetables and Berg tries to get him to hospital. Things...
• Episode 16: A Few Good Firemen
  For his birthday, Sharon buys Johnny a 'Fireman for a Day' voucher. He joins the young children in t...
• Episode 17: The Adventures of Captain Karma
  Katie: I'm Katie Connor, we went to high school together.::Berg: No, no we didn't. If there were gir...
• Episode 18: Make Mine Tea
  Katie invites Berg to the launch of a new comic book. Ashley provides him with his conscience. Berg ...
• Episode 19: The Love Boat
  Irene is still upset at Berg for kissing Katie. However, Berg, manages to convince her to go to a re...
• Episode 20: The Icewoman Cometh
  Pete is drilling the trainees when he is saved by Johnny from being run over by a fire truck. He is ...
• Episode 21: Should I Stay or Should I Go?
  Ashley Walker: I was afraid.::Pete: It was after sundown, what did you have to be afraid of?...
• Episode 22: The Internet Episode
  There were two different endings, one wherein Irene was pregnant and was uncertain if Berg or Roger ...

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• A Girl - David Banner

Do you wanna f*** right now (aye daddy)
well let me see ya panties on the floor (aye girl)
let me see ya panties on the flooor (aye girl)
let me see ya panties on the floor (aye girl)
Do you wanna f*** right now (aye daddy)
well let me see ya panties on the floor (aye girl)
let me see ya panties on the flooor (aye girl)
let me see ya panties on the floor (aye girl)
You know ya man can't f*** like this
Go and lick my mouth girl betta dont kiss
but you can look at my d***
it aint just low girl look at my wiff
go and ride on my d***
slide on down and work them hips (ya work them hips)
you can jump in the bed girl and break this bitch
let me pull your hair
slap your face
i'm feelin real freaky
I might want a taste
Do you wanna f*** right now (aye daddy)
well let me see ya panties on the floor (aye girl)
let me see ya panties on the flooor (aye girl)
let me see ya panties on the floor (aye girl)
Do you wanna f*** right now (aye daddy)
well let me see ya panties on the floor (aye girl)
let me see ya panties on the flooor (aye girl)
let me see ya panties on the floor (aye girl)
go and get your best friend
I really wanna f*** her too
we can do it all night long
and if you want girl she can do you
do you really wanna make me happy
then you can come and ride my pole
you can bring all your girls
Ima make them all scream my ohh
do you like it when i grab your neck
and squeeze it till your face turn blue
would you please come and sign this wavor
if ya pass out girl you can't sue
Do you wanna f*** right now (aye daddy)
well let me see ya panties on the floor (aye girl)
let me see ya panties on the flooor (aye girl)
let me see ya panties on the floor (aye girl)
Do you wanna f*** right now (aye daddy)
well let me see ya panties on the floor (aye girl)
let me see ya panties on the flooor (aye girl)
let me see ya panties on the floor (aye girl)
gig like a horse you can ride on now
this is what you get when you come down south
i said come down south
don't trip on the first date
put it in your mouth
uh i like real world sex
when you slide it down low but ya feel it in your neck
and i dont need know help i can dig it all out im a walkin historec
Do you wanna f*** right now (aye daddy)
well let me see ya panties on the floor (aye girl)
let me see ya panties on the flooor (aye girl)
let me see ya panties on the floor (aye girl)
Do you wanna f*** right now (aye daddy)
well let me see ya panties on the floor (aye girl)
let me see ya panties on the flooor (aye girl)
let me see ya panties on the floor (aye girl)
Do you wanna f*** right now (aye daddy)
well let me see ya panties on the floor (aye girl)
let me see ya panties on the flooor (aye girl)
let me see ya panties on the floor (aye girl)
Do you wanna f*** right now (aye daddy)
well let me see ya panties on the floor (aye girl)
let me see ya panties on the flooor (aye girl)