Community

A lawyer is scuppered when it is discovered that he has falsely claimed to have a bachelor's degree. He is suspended and enrolls himself into Community college. He forms a study group so that he can get closer to an attractive student. The study group includes a millionaire, a former drug addict, a former quarter-back, a single mother, and a film student.

Cast

• Danny Pudi
• Joel McHale
• Gillian Jacobs
• Yvette Nicole Brown
• Alison Brie
• Donald Glover
• Ken Jeong
• Chevy Chase
• Jim Rash
• Richard Erdman
• Dino Stamatopoulos
• John Goodman
• Erik Charles Nielsen
• Danielle Kaplowitz
• John Oliver
• Lauren Stamile

• Season 1
• Episode 1: Pilot
  Jeff Winger: I see your value now.::Abed: That is the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me....
• Episode 2: Spanish 101
  Britta: A lifetime of disappointments has given me douche-ray vision....
• Episode 3: Introduction to Film
  Britta: Why are you dressed like an 80's rapist?...
• Episode 4: Social Psychology
  Jeff Winger: Pierce, give me your earpiece.::Pierce Hawthorne: I threw it away. You see, there are s...
• Episode 5: Advanced Criminal Law
  Jeff Winger: Cheers.::Abed: M.A.S.H.::Dr. Ian Duncan: Fawlty Towers, game over....
• Episode 6: Football, Feminism and You
  Jeff Winger: You're just as selfish as I am - you're just not as good at it yet....
• Episode 7: Introduction to Statistics
  Jeff Winger: Pierce, stop grinding on the Women's Studies department. You are too old to be tripping...
• Episode 8: Home Economics
  Britta Perry: You need to move on with your life.::Jeff Winger: Yeah, Move on with my life? Shmove s...
• Episode 9: Debate 109
  Pierce Hawthorne: Now I gotta start the whole joke all over again. Okay, so this...::Britta: No!::[s...
• Episode 10: Environmental Science
  Pierce Hawthorne: Don't, don't, don't, uh, lock your knees. Never lock your knees. You know what hap...
• Episode 11: Politics of Human Sexuality
  Shirley Bennett: Being a virgin in this day and age is something to be proud of. You're like a unico...
• Episode 12: Comparative Religion
  Shirley: Uh, quick question. Are you all coming to my Christmas party right after the final, or are ...
• Episode 13: Investigative Journalism
  Buddy: [while watching Britta and Annie wrestle] I don't even care who wins....
• Episode 14: Interpretive Dance
  Pierce Hawthorne: You know when I was 30, people used to wish I was dead to my face. Now that's resp...
• Episode 15: Romantic Expressionism
  Jeff Winger: You know what I don't get? He never wears a shirt; he never wears shoes: why hasn't he ...
• Episode 16: Communication Studies
  Señor Chang: You'll do it or you'll fail my class.::Pierce Hawthorne: You can't do that.::Señor Chan...
• Episode 17: Physical Education
  Shirley: We have to find this person for Abed, unless it's a boy and then we have to find him for Je...
• Episode 18: Basic Genealogy
  Troy Barnes: I don't understand you, Britta! I don't understand you at all!...
• Episode 19: Beginner Pottery
  Pierce Hawthorne: [Wearing a boating uniform] Guess what I've enrolled in?::Jeff Winger: Singing bac...
• Episode 20: The Science of Illusion
  Britta Perry: [Pitying herself] Knock, knock. Who's there? Cancer. Oh good, come on in, I thought it...
• Episode 21: Contemporary American Poultry
  Abed Nadir: Unfortunately, the very thing that drove you to this dorm room is what would prevent you...
• Episode 22: The Art of Discourse
  After Pierce crosses a line with Shirley, the group is forced to choose between the two. Meanwhile, ...
• Episode 23: Modern Warfare
  Leonard: What it is, Soul Brother!...
• Episode 24: English as a Second Language
  Jeff Winger: [Jeff has told everyone to close their eyes so Annie's "Disney face" won't make them fe...
• Episode 25: Pascal's Triangle Revisited
  Señor Chang: Try not to wear as much lipstick as you did on Valentine's. Your mouth looked like a co...
• Season 2
• Episode 1: Anthropology 101
  Jeff Winger: Well Shirley, since you have clearly failed to grasp the central insipid metaphor of th...
• Episode 2: Accounting for Lawyers
  Annie Edison: Fourth floor, room 470. First, he said it was 69. I wanna rub Purell on my brain....
• Episode 3: The Psychology of Letting Go
  Jeff Winger: I could eat powdered bran every day while you suck down figgy pudding and I still might...
• Episode 4: Basic Rocket Science
  [the study group approaches in a slow motion group march]::Jeff Winger: Do we have to keep walking i...
• Episode 5: Messianic Myths and Ancient Peoples
  When Abed reveals to the Dean that his character's name in his movie is "Abed," the Dean replies tha...
• Episode 6: Epidemiology
  Rich: First, I need to know something. Was anybody bitten before they came in here?::Señor Chang: Ya...
• Episode 7: Aerodynamics of Gender
  Joshua: I guess that's what I get for trusting some black guy.::Troy Barnes: [laughs at first then b...
• Episode 8: Cooperative Calligraphy
  Jeff Winger: I have a date to catch, or should I say, a catch to date.::Britta Perry: [Rolling her e...
• Episode 9: Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design
  Dean Pelton: Agnes, cancel all my appointments.::Agnes: What appointments?::Dean Pelton: ...Wishful ...
• Episode 10: Mixology Certification
  [the study group finishes singing "Happy Birthday" to Troy]::Pierce Hawthorne: That's weird. How com...
• Episode 11: Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas
  Jeff Winger: Does the word "clearly" mean something different to you than it does to us?::Pierce Haw...
• Episode 12: Asian Population Studies
  When Jeff says 'Nice sweater' to Andre he says 'My dad gave it to me'. The sweater he's wearing is i...
• Episode 13: Celebrity Pharmacology 212
  Señor Chang: Greetings you little snots!::Molly: You're not Drugs.::Señor Chang: Oh but I AM. Disapp...
• Episode 14: Advanced Dungeons & Dragons
  Annie Edison: Okay, come on, can we just do this? Hi, hello, I am Hector The Well Endowed. You've go...
• Episode 15: Early 21st Century Romanticism
  Shirley Bennett: We've got to do something about Pierce and those painkillers.::Jeff Winger: He's re...
• Episode 16: Intermediate Documentary Filmmaking
  Troy Barnes: I told Pierce a thousand times, I never wanted to meet LeVar in person! I just wanted a...
• Episode 17: Intro to Political Science
  Magnitude: Pop, pop!...
• Episode 18: Custody Law and Eastern European Diplomacy
  WILHELM SCREAM: Heard as Abed, Lukka, and Troy play their video game....
• Episode 19: Critical Film Studies
  This is the first episode to take place entirely off campus. It's also the first episode not to feat...
• Episode 20: Competitive Wine Tasting
  Shirley Bennett: Oh, they've got a class on how to write jokes.::Annie Edison: Oh, don't take that. ...
• Episode 21: Paradigms of Human Memory
  Jeff Winger: Abed, you're a computer. Scan your mainframe for juicy memories!::Abed Nadir: [Abed sta...
• Episode 22: Applied Anthropology and Culinary Arts
  Troy Barnes: Professor Duncan, you are such a great teacher when you're drinking.::Professor Duncan:...
• Episode 23: A Fistful of Paintballs
  Abed Nadir: Jeff wants to see you.::Annie Edison: Yeah? And I want pants. A lot of people want a lot...
• Episode 24: For a Few Paintballs More
  Britta Perry: [after Jeff get shot with a paintball] See you at Denny's?::Jeff Winger: Denny's is fo...
• Season 3
• Episode 1: Biology 101
  Jeff Winger: Sean Penn called, he said dial it back. Sean Penn is an actor...::Professor Kane: I kno...
• Episode 2: Geography of Global Conflict
  Jeff Winger: Annie, stop! You're acting like a little schoolgirl and not in a hot way!...
• Episode 3: Competitive Ecology
  Vicki: And then eventually, the caterpillar emerges from its cocoon and then...::Magnitude: Pop pop!...
• Episode 4: Remedial Chaos Theory
  Abed Nadir, Troy Barnes: Troy and Abed's new apartment!...
• Episode 5: Horror Fiction in Seven Spooky Steps
  Once per season, someone says the word "_Beetlejuice (1988)_", the third time it is said (at the Hal...
• Episode 6: Advanced Gay
  Troy Barnes: I'm gonna eat space paninis with black Hitler and there's nothing you can do about it!...
• Episode 7: Studies in Modern Movement
  The study group pitches in to help when Annie decides to move in with Troy Abed, but the plan breaks...
• Episode 8: Documentary Filmmaking: Redux
  Dean Pelton: Mr Guzman, Luis, and can I just say, I loved you in... in... IMDb....
• Episode 9: Foosball and Nocturnal Vigilantism
  Annie Edison: So what are you guys doing this weekend?::Pierce Hawthorne: The question is, who am I ...
• Episode 10: Regional Holiday Music
  Annie Edison: I'll be at the movies with my bubbe.::Troy Barnes: You're not taking both of them?::An...
• Episode 11: Urban Matrimony and the Sandwich Arts
  Andre: Hey, anybody seen Shirley?::Abed Nadir: What? Shirley's late to the rehearsal for her wedding...
• Episode 12: Contemporary Impressionists
  Dean Pelton: I don't know who told you pouting was an option for you, but all you're making me feel ...
• Episode 13: Digital Exploration of Interior Design
  Pierce Hawthorne: You never lived anywhere! You're a weapon designed for sex. You only THINK you liv...
• Episode 14: Pillows and Blankets
  The structure, style, and music used in this episode are parodies of the documentary films of Ken Bu...
• Episode 15: Origins of Vampire Mythology
  Wilhelm Scream: Just before Annie grabs Britta's phone to see what Troy texted, a Wilhelm can be hea...
• Episode 16: Virtual Systems Analysis
  RAT:16:9 HD...
• Episode 17: Basic Lupine Urology
  Troy Barnes: Todd Jamison, you have the right to do whatever you want. Nothing you say or do can be ...
• Episode 18: Course Listing Unavailable
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• Episode 19: Curriculum Unavailable
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• Episode 20: Digital Estate Planning
  Britta Perry: Pierce. So Gilbert knows a couple tricks. Big deal. We outnumber him. Most importantly...
• Episode 21: The First Chang Dynasty
  'J.P. Manoux' (qv), who plays the fake dean says "It's hard out there for a fake Moby." In _"How I M...
• Episode 22: Introduction to Finality
  RAT:16:9 HD...
• Season 4
• Episode 1: History 101
  USA:7 February 2013...
• Episode 2: (#4.2)
  USA:26 October 2012...
• Episode 3: Paranormal Parentage
  USA:26 October 2012...

• Tedashii
• Comecon
• Scott Matthew

[Verse 1: Stephen the Levite]
I remember before my church started
A season that I called the darkness
Saved but still living in bondage
Not know the problem was not just my pride and lust,
But that life was so autonomous
But at Epiphany I had an epiphany
Realizing community was the way it was meant to be; why?
In the beginning He who gave us identity was,
Eternally, co-existing as the Trinity
Saying it's not good for man to be alone
It's impossible for Him to model us on His own
He gave man a companion not a clone
Commanding reproduction, expansion, and a throne
And now the new Adam is starting it all over
Sparking it with bride who glorifies Jehovah
Submit, you wanna know who you are then know your role cause
Your ID's in Christ and Christ is part of a whole bruh
[Hook:]
Back back, them church boys are back
Oh! That's that the new life is that
Oh! FOTU with my crew till He comes back
Oh! Live in community, walk in community
Back back, them church boys are back
Hey! That's that the new life is that
Hey! FOTU with my crew till He comes back
Hey! Live in community, walk in community
[Verse 2: Sho Baraka]
Before Real Talk were Ambassadors chopping
Up that milk and meat, having all things in common
Before church planting was an option
Before the albums start dropping
We were in community stomping
Patience with your boy when I was loud and obnoxious
Before I turned my life up in at a concert
Before I learned the truth over nonsense
Before I hit a stage they were caution
Accountability, yeah awesome not produce a man selfish or pompous
Know the process of Learning the scriptures in it's context
Bible study sometime it made me nauseous
But know I never grow sick of spitting up those synoptics
Constantly keeping others upon my conscious
Being honest not just robbing them of their knowledge
Promise to serve one another in righteous conduct
It's common sense I'm something like a communist.
[Hook:]
Back back, them church boys are back
Oh! That's that the new life is that
Oh! FOTU with my crew till He comes back
Oh! Live in community, walk in community
Back back, them church boys are back
Hey! That's that the new life is that
Hey! FOTU with my crew till He comes back
Hey! Live in community, walk in community
[Verse 3: Tedashii]
Give me a sec just to put it in perspect'
He's God, and He deserves more than just your check
He deserves your breath, every one you'll ever get
We deserve death, something (by grace) we'll never get
So, hands, devoted, cause He rose and beat death
We could be right-handed but we all went left
See in order to redeem me He gave up Himself
So I'm laying on the altar till they lay me to rest
What you expect, man we give God our best
Plus, knowing Him, is how we know our, self
So, we learn of Him in the way that He set
Up, so we can get it, Christian fellowship
As I imitate God and conform more to Christ
In the bond of community, I look more like
Him (Him), Him (Him), and the image I was meant to have
Praise God for the Church, showing me just me who I am
[Hook:]
Back back, them church boys are back
Oh! That's that the new life is that
Oh! FOTU with my crew till He comes back
Oh! Live in community, walk in community
Back back, them church boys are back
Hey! That's that the new life is that
Hey! FOTU with my crew till He comes back

Erase all borders, cultural esperanto
Let the people be paupers and the customer king
A stable market exclusive for cosmopolitical elites
May the plebs all be ethnic, they will fight we will sing
Peace
Wealth
Growth
Progress
How many poor do we need to prosper
How much starvation to make GNP rise?
Why are we sliding into hell when they are pointing at Heaven?
Let Europe recollect what must be done with bourgeois Lies
Peace
Wealth
Growth
Progress
Crisis, war, reconstruction
Crisis, war, reconstruction
To keep on climbing You have to fall to the ground
Growth not wealth brings the world to go round

I have a love
That the good lord above cannot fathom
Yet it's rationed
You don't seem to want it
But if pain wears you thin
I could color you in , take the grey away
If you'd let me stay
if you'd let us begin
Know there is purity
bestowed on you and me
I don't believe they'd hate us
In the face of love
How to make you conceive
There is community in each other
Was it your father, or was it the doctor
Or the institution
But if prayer wears you thin
Or the wrath of your kin
I'll take the shame away
If you'd let me stay
If you'd let us begin
Know there is purity
bestowed on you and me
I don't believe they'd hate us