• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Stuck in a Condo with Marlon Brando - Dickies
• Tricia Toyota - Dickies
• Waterslide - Dickies
• Walk Like An Egg - Dickies
• Make It So - Dickies
• Just Say Yes - Dickies
• I'm on Crack - Dickies
• House of Raoul - Dickies
• Whack The Dalai Lama - Dickies
• Welcome to the Diamond Mine - Dickies
• Wagon Train - Dickies
• Unconscious Power - Dickies
• Toxic Avenger - Dickies
• Town Without Pity - Dickies
• There'a A Place - Dickies
• Stukas Over Disneyland - Dickies
• Squaggy Doo - Dickies
• Spirit Of 76. - Dickies
• Song of the Dawn - Dickies
• Solitary Confinement - Dickies
• Sobriety - Dickies
• Silent Night - Dickies
• She's A Hunchback - Dickies
• Pretty Please Me - Dickies
• Pretty Ballerina - Dickies
• Poodle Party - Dickies
• Paranoid - Dickies
• Out Of Sight, Out Of Mind - Dickies
• Nobody But Me - Dickies
• Nights In White Satin - Dickies
• My Pop The Cop - Dickies
• Monkey See Monkey Do - Dickies
• Mental Ward - Dickies
• Marry Me Ann - Dickies
• Manny, Moe And Jack - Dickies
• Magoomba - Dickies
• It's Huge - Dickies
• Infidel Zombie - Dickies
• I've Got A Splitting Hedachi - Dickies
• I'm Stuck In A Condo (with) Marlon Brando - Dickies
• I CAN'T LET GO - Dickies
• Hideous - Dickies
• He's Courtin' Courtney - Dickies
• Got It At The Store - Dickies
• Golden Boys - Dickies
• Give It Back - Dickies
• Gigantor - Dickies
• Free Willy - Dickies
• Fan Mail - Dickies
• Eve Of Destruction - Dickies
• (I'm Stuck In A Pagoda With) Tricia Toyota - Dickies
• Elevator (In The Brain Hotel) - Dickies
• Eep Opp Ork (Uh, Uh) - Dickies
• Easy Livin' - Dickies
• Dummy Up - Dickies
• Dead Heat - Dickies
• Curb Job - Dickies
• Cross-Eyed Tammy - Dickies
• Communication Breakdown - Dickies
• Bowling With Bedrock Barney - Dickies
• Banana Splits (The Tra La La Song) - Dickies
• Ayatollah You So - Dickies
• Attack Of The Molemen - Dickies
• Zeppelina - Dickies
• You Drive Me Ape (You Big Gorilla) - Dickies
• Where Did His Eye Go? - Dickies
• The Sounds Of Silence - Dickies
• She - Dickies
• Shake & Bake - Dickies
• Shadow Man - Dickies
• See My Way - Dickies
• Rosemary - Dickies
• ROCKIN' IN THE FREE WORLD - Dickies
• Roadkill - Dickies
• Oh Boy! - Dickies
• Monster Island - Dickies
• Magoomba II - Dickies
• Let Me Out - Dickies
• Killer Klowns - Dickies
• Keep Watchin' The Skies - Dickies
• If Stuart Could Talk - Dickies
• I'm Stan - Dickies
• I'm OK, You're OK - Dickies
• I'm A Chollo - Dickies
• I Did It - Dickies
• Howdy Doody In The Woodshed II - Dickies
• Hair - Dickies
• Going Homo - Dickies
• Epistle To Dippy - Dickies
• Caligula - Dickies
• Booby Trap - Dickies

(Leonard Phillips/Stan Lee)
I'm stuck inside a condo with Mr. Marlon Brando
He tells me, ";Get the butter,"; sounds just like my mother
He wasn't nice to Connie
His son, he shot somebody
For messin' with his daughter
Just like the Godfather
I'm stuck inside a condo with Mr. Marlon Brando
He's heavy and he's hairy
He's really scaring me...Marlon Brando
Well, I saw him in a movie
He used to be so groovy
Now he's eating mashed potatoes
He's a human Winnebago
I'm stuck inside a condo with Mr. Marlon Brando
He's a heavy dingleberry
He's really scary...Marlon Brando
Domino's delivery has brought me to him
Cheese and pepperoni, watch him shovel it in
He's giving me a lecture on the wages of sin
Mr. Brando, please show me the door

(Phillips, Lee, Wagon)
I came home one night tuned my T.V. in
my favorite show was about to begin
as I was scanning across the dial
I saw her read the news with delectable style
Then I was sure that within a while
I was Stuck
Stuck in a pagoda
with Tricia Toyota
I¡¯m Stuck
We were watching Abe Vigoda
then every thing will be fine
Later that night we went for a drive
and I can say I never felt more alive
taking in the sights of old Tokyo
with Tricia by my side and money to blow
I knew then I never wanted to let her go
Chorus
Lead
Chorus
Always in a daze Always in a dream
Always find that things are not what they seem
A little Asian Goddess came from up above
I thank you NBC for sending my love
And Tricia is the one I've been dreaming of
Chorus

I got my mat
I'm gonna take a dive
I might get wet
But I'll still be alive
It only cost 3 bones
To prove my masculinity
But when I'm riding I'm free
I'm on the waterslide
(Woh-Oh)
I'm on the waterslide
(Let's go)
I'm On The Waterslide
Watch me go
In the shoot
I'll do the loop to loop
but in the end
I'll wind up in the soup
Last one to finish
Has to pay for every ride
but if I'm last you'll let me slide
Go down backwards on the waterslide
Lane 5 on the waterslide
Lane 6 on the waterslide

I'm just a lonley egg
Peel me down
I'm not afraid
What will we do
What will we do
What will we do
Walk like an egg
Yankee shake a leg,shake a leg,shake a leg
C'mon and walk like an egg
Yankee shake a leg,shake a leg,shake a leg
I'm just a lonely egg and I'm an egghead
Peel me down and I'm white and naked
Everybody thinks that I'm just a joke
Baby,baby the joke's on you
Waddling around
Egg is in town
A fellow's gotta waddle

Set the controls for the Neutral Zone-make it so
Where no one's gone before is where we'll boldly go
Kunta Kinte's blind and he's at the controls, oh no!
It's hard to navigate with an air filter stuck on your nose
Make it so
Live long and prosper
Make it so
Gold-press latinem
Make it so
Assimilate all of them
Make it so
Secure the bridge 'cause we're moving faster than light
Alien gods of Cardassia are happy tonight
We're flying through the stars and we're hitting the bars, all right!
Data's going to tell me that the Romulans will put up a fight
We're going to fly the friendly skies
Take a word now to the wise
Where we're going no one knows
The Enterprise is out of control
Won't you make it so
Like Edgar Allen Poe
Or maybe G.I. Joe?
Hey everybody,

You say there's someplace that you gotta be
Find peace of mind and serenity
With a little help from modern chemistry
25 dollars can buy it
Just say yes...yes
Just say yes...yes
You're sliding down that slippery slope
You're the very reason why they call it dope
Yellin' for someone to throw yo uthe rope
Tell all your friends they should try it
Just say yes...yes
Just say yes...yes
I don't know what they're saying
Russian roulette I'm playing
It's straight I should be staying
Inside a chapel praying
My conscience I'll be saving
For now I'll just keep saying yes
Now I'm age 43
Waiting by the phone for a new kidney
I wish I didn't have to hurt to take a pee
That's not gonna stop me
Just say yes...yes
Just say yes...yes

I'm on crack
I'm on crack
It's giving me a heart a-ta-ta-tack
I'm on crack
I used to hang around at the waterslide
Now I'm taking my strawberry for a ride
I used to have firends, now I'm a loner
'Cause a twenty dollar rock is giving me a boner
On crack
I'm on crack
It's giving me a heart a-ta-ta-tack
I'm on crack
Crack crack crack
Straight shooter
Get the chore boy
Dorsal rooter used to be my pride and joy
Face of fire
Don't look back
Richard Pryor, copper wire
Burn that mutha 'till it turns black
I used to hang around at the waterslide
Now I'm taking my strawberry for a ride
I used to be a dude, now I'm a homey
If you don't like that then go ahead and blow me
On crack
I'm on crack
It's giving me a heart a-ta-ta-tack
I'm on crack
I'm doing lines all the time
John Belushi was a friend of mine
Can't relate, I'm losin' weight
The thin white duke is on my favorite plate
A dummy line doin' crime
Standing on the street selling my behind
Grinding my jaw, breakin' the law
Stealing tens and twenties from my ma and pa
To buy crack
I'm on crack
I'm on crack

Wake me up in the morning 'cause
We're going to the House of Raoul
I'm giving you a warning
Tell me, are you a man or a mouse?
House of Raoul, House of Raoul
I was cookin' cabbage in the House of Raoul
Gonna get evicted from the House of Raoul
Tell me when we're leavin' 'cause
We're rocking at the House of Blue Lights
While the train is leavin'
I'm drinkin' beer and watching the fights
House of Raoul, House of Raoul
I was cookin' cabbage in the House of Raoul

there's one hand clapping and it's in my head
whack the dalai lama
he's telling me he'd be better off dead
whack the dalai lama
and he's the focus of evil in the world today
whack the dalai lama
well i'm the real dalai lama anyway
whack the dalai lama
whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack
whack the dalai lama
whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack
whack the dalai lama
he's an informant for the fbi
whack the dalai lama
stop me and tell the world goodbye
whack the dalai lama
and all the rich kids on the mtv
whack the dalai lama
are saying buy my records and tibet goes free
whack the dalai lama
whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack
whack the dalai lama
whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack
whack the dalai lama
whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack
the bigger they come the harder they fall
i'm not a spiritual steven segal
so line em up against the wall
i'm not the dalai lama
when there's no one there
i'll be dressed as richard gere
i'll sit down to meditate
when i draw my gun
he'll already have begun to re-incarnate
the bigger they come the harder they fall
i'm not a spiritual steven segal
so line em up against the wall
i'm not the dalai lama
whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack
whack the dalai lama
whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack
whack the dalai lama
whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack
whack the dalai lama

Now we go into the diamond mine
Nobody knows what we might find
Leftover licks from Jimmy Page
Parsley, sage, "Rosemary" and thyme
Don't take me down
You're gonna lose your marbles in the diamond mine
Don't take me down
Welcome to the diamond mine
People tellin' me it's dark down here
There's nothin' to fear except fear itself
Jellybeans are poppin' outta my fez
Simple Simon says, "You better hang on to your elf!"
Don't take me down
I don't want to lose my marbles in the diamond mine
Don't take me down
Welcome to the diamond mine
Don't tell me that you're cursed with a yardstick for the universe

hey ho hey ho there's something i don't know
like who i am or where i go
we're on this climb we'll be there for some time
there is no reason i can find
wagon train what's my name
can you guess my crime
wagon train ease the pain
and leave the world behind
wagon train head 'em up ehoh
a brave new world for all those boys and girls
a universe for us to roam
they cast us out and left us with no doubt

we all want to prepare you
the unbelievable is going to happen
it will linger in your mind forever
let this carry you wherever - wherever
triggering the unconscious power
removing all your inhibitions
releasing complete freedom of thought
sensations of every sense will prevail
with this you will see every thing
triggering the unconscious power
triggering the unconscious power
i say to you
nothing for now
oh, now we know all
we know all
we know all

Out of the rust and into the slime
Everybody knows that he's here for mankind
Toxic Avenger
Would you believe-a mouse to a man!
No one from this planet can realize his plan
Toxic Avenger, Toxic Avenger
Out of the dark and into the light
Mercilessly devastating his enemies, turning wrong to right
Toxic Avenger, Toxic Avenger
But nobody loves him and he's such a lonely man
All they ask from him is to guard this promised land
Out of the rust and into the slime
Everybody thinks that he's out of his mind

when you're young and so and love as we
and bewildered by the world we see
how can people hurt us so
only those in love would know
what a town without pity can do
if we stop to gaze upon a star
people talk about how bad we are
how can we keep love alive
how can anything survive
when these little minds tear you in two
what a town without pity can do
the young have problems many problems
we need an understanding heart
why don't they help us try to help us
before this clay and granite planet falls apart
take these eager lips and hold me fast
i'm afraid this kind of joy can't last
how can we keep love alive
how can anything survive
when these little minds tear you in two

there
there's a place where i can go
when i feel low when i feel blue
and it's my mind and there's no time
when i'm alone
i think of you the things you do
go 'round my head the things you said
like "i love only you"
in my mind there's no sorrow
don't you know that it's so
there'll be no sad tomorrow
don't you know that it's so
there
there' a place where i can go
when i feel low when i feel blue
and it's my mind and there's no time
when i'm alone

mickey's on the production line
i'm a super mouse in time
everybody's doing the goose step out in anaheim
mastermouse gonna feel no fear
mickey's gonna lead us to the new frontier
everybody wants to be the perfect mouseketeer
and there's stukas over disneyland
stukas over disneyland
stukas over disneyland
stukas over disneyland
jiminy cricket wrote a victory speech
with nottsberry farm right in reach
our liebestraum has been extended to huntington beach
turn on the gas and you're gonna see
how to achieve racial harmony
we need a perfect order that's our genetic destiny
got an ss ticket i'm feeling fine
spent five long hours just standing in line
passed inspection got my ears on straight
gonna fire up my engines 'fore it gets too late

his head is big and brown and flat
he's about to rape a cat
they call him squaggy doo
he arches back and his dick ?
he's just a big horny overgrown puppy
kwang chung
his mouth is black and his nuts are black
there's an eight inch doodle stick
working it's way out of his back
they call him sqauggy doo
licking his bone
he's in the kitchen all alone
but he'd really like to be friends with you
squaggy dog squaggy doo my dog
you make it look so easy
you're butthole is so breezy - kill
you poor old sod it's only me
remember when you you were down on your knees
and the cats that cling onto your beard
they were screaming in agony
hey when you dug the bone out the ground
and the poor mailman came to ...

tell me how can it be in the land of diet cola
there's a terrible page of history
in the land of the free that's made for me and my sharona
shake your booty's and let your banners fly
76 - it's the spirit of 76
76 - it's the spirit of revolution
76 - it's the spirit of 76 bring it back
dawn's early light it doesn't shine until tomorrow
every value that made this country right
i am what i am what i am
every man jack and boy eats their spinach
ready to fight for the finish

Wake from your sleep all you weary ones
Who are leary of the night
Look to the east all you dreary ones
Who are waiting for the light
Dawn is breaking and a new day is born
The world is singing the song of the dawn
Birds are singing
Hear them welcome the morn
They're sweetly singing the song of the dawn
Yesterday the sky was grey
Look this morning they're blue
The smiling sun tells everyone
Come and start life anew
Sing hallelujah
For the dark night is gone
The world is singing the song of the dawn
Sing hallelujah
For the dark night is gone

i can't get out
i'm stuck inside
i have to shout
i'm stuck in my brain
it's all in my mind
i'm in myself
coz there's nothing to find
i'm in i'm in i'm in

i got a steady job but i'm living a lie
i'm a drunken slob i've got a d.u.i
sobriety, sobriety
when i was 17 i had my first drink
now i'm 43 and i'm seeing a shrink
sobriety, sobriety
mom i'm living at the chandler lodge
somebody wants to sell me the dodge
it's another gift of sobriety
it took a fifth of vodka just to put me to sleep
now you take away the liquor and your left with a creep
sobriety, sobriety
you've got a lot of nerve to tell me things are ok
if you want to keep it gotta give it away
sobriety, sobriety
mom i'm living at the chandler lodge
somebody wants to sell me the dodge
it's another gift of sobriety
everybody knows
the emperor's got new clothes
i'm gonna make the story sad
but it's the best friend i ever had
i know it's gonna kick my ass
so go ahead and pour another glass
sobriety
sobriety
mom they threw me out the chandler lodge
so now i'm sleeping in my dodge
it's another gift of sobriety
mom they threw me out the chandler lodge
so now i'm sleeping in my dodge

silent night holy night
all is calm all is bright
'round yon virgin mother and child
holy infant so tender and mild
sleep in heavenly peace

she's a nice girl and i like her style
but she's a hunchback
i'm not a pretty guy got a wooden eye
but she's a hunchback
i take her to the football game
she's my little notre dame
and i know things won't be the same
without a hunchback
took her to the dance looking for romance
she's a hunchback
and when she does the twist i just can't resist
watching a hunchback
everybody's laughing at me
why can't they just let us be
she'll go down in history
she's got a hunchback
i got a hunch then again i just don't know
she drinks hawaiian punch she calls me quasimodo
i'm a lucky fella she's my esmarelda
doin' what i oughta she always brings me water
i know i'm doing well she's ringing my bell
she's got a hunchback
yeah i'm feeling fine coz she's so divine
with a hunchback
i take her down to gay paris
on films and books we don't agree
she can't walk and i can't see

pretty please with sugar on top
hey babe wont you do the flop
beebop boy see j seabring
twenty thousand years in sing sing
i said my well my my my
animal god with a cod piece
still shot on the stormy seas
be a man want to be a man
people got to eat in pakistan
i said my my my my
please me
pretty please me
its so easy to pretty please me
if it feels alright
pretty please me right
let's go
san san is the new age
the bam bam is the new rage
i got a girl a twitchin' girl
i keep her cool in a dream world
i said my my my my
tick tock goes the big clock
i take a time out till the whole world stops
bang bang goes the big gun
tell me babe im the only one

i had a date with a pretty ballerina
her hair so brilliant that it hurt my eyes
i asked her for this dance and then she obliged me
was i surprised was i surprised no not at all
i saw her yesterday it could have been tomorrow
i couldn't keep the joy that was inside
i begged for her to tell me if she really loves me
somewhere a mountain is moving afraid it's moving in on me
and when i wake on a dreary monday morning
i open up my eyes to find there's rain
and something strange within says go ahead and find her

I want you tonight
Won't you please come over
I don't like your looks
But then again,I'm not sober
Oh Doggy Doo
You're the sleaziest
Oh Lorna Doon
You're the easiest except for me
Come over tonight and
Show me some good fun yeah
Remember when you leave
Don't tell anyone
Oh Doggy Doo
You're the sleaziest
Oh Poodle chew
You're the easiest except for me

i'm finished with my woman
cause she couldn't help me with my mind
people think i'm insane
because i am frowning all the time
all day long i think of things
but nothing seems to satisfy
i think i will lose my mind
if i don't find something to qualify
can you help me
help me with my brain
and so as you hear these words
telling you of my fate
i tell you to enjoy life
i wish i could but it's too late
make a joke i will sigh
and you will laugh and i will cry
happiness i cannot feel
and love to me is so unreal

calling the doctor dr. kildare
i'm in a sad sad state of repair
can you find something in your bag for me
to put me out of my misery
i want to shout yeah i want to scream
i want to take her for a ride in my dream machine
and you can say that i'm the odd man out
there must be quite a lot of that going about
because it's out of sight
means it's out of mind
well it's out of sight
you got your life girl and i got mine
everyday i hear about fidelity
it doesn't seem to show up in the girls that i see
i have to give myself a second chance
i almost lost my head after just one glance
i think im smart yeah i think i'm wise
and then i take a look into her big blue eyes
she tells me leonard i love you so
and i could never ever bare to let you go
well everyone's saying that she's unaware
and that i i just don't care
but in my heart things don't feel that way
she's driving me out of my mind
i've been away for thirty days or more
and living with out her can be such a chore
so every night i've got to stand alone

nobody can do the shake like i do
nobody can do the twist like i do
nobody can do the boogaloo like i do
nobody can do the monkey like i do
well let me tell you that the kids are doing it
nobody doin' but me babe nobody but me
i wanna tell you that the kids are doing it
nobody doin' but me babe nobody but me
well there's nobody nobody but me
nobody - nobody
nobody - nobody
nobody - nobody
nobody - nobody
nobody - nobody
nobody - nobody
nobody - nobody

nights in white satin
never reaching the end
letters i've written him
never meaning to send
beauty i've always missed
with these eyes before
just what the truth is
i can't say anymore
cos i love you yes i love you...
gazing at people
some hand in hand
just what i'm going through
they can't understand
some try to tell me
thoughts they cannot defend
just what you want to be

i got a letter from my mom today
she's telling me he's here to stay
it's quite a strange phenomenon
won't you turn that siren on
i'm talking about my pop the cop
he's taking names and he's blowin' his top
my pop the cop
i only wish that i could make him stop
don't wanna fight or start a row
to sacrifice that sacred cow
he's packing heat now he can't fail
and mommy dearest won't pay my bail
yeah he's the law there's now doubt about it
tell me why he's so proud about it
i thought of runnin' away

wake up early in the morning sun arise
confound the theory of evolution in your eyes
they don't want to tell you
they'll try to sell you
to dispel your fears
listen here
we're all playing monkey see monkey do
we forgot what it's coming to
we're all playing monkey see monkey do
we forgot what it's coming to
heads up patricidal monday afternoon
i've got a rope and a tire hanging in my room
i'm not at my station
it's a fine vacation
happens every year
listen here
i've seen cannibals in the night
they live like animals stalking each other
just to have some peace of mind
see them following the eyes of the blind
it's all right later in the evening
sun goes down

Get in your cell
Don't talk back
Get in your cell
or I'll Put you on a rack
Get in your cell
Don't talk back
Get in your cell
or I'll Put you on a rack
I Gotta Get out of this mental ward
The stink in my cell has got me totally floored
I'm so sick and tired of being ignored
Yeah my mental ward
Repeat first verse
Mental Ward
It's my Mental Ward
Mental Ward

anne i'm just a wild twitchin' junkie in a punk rock band
i'm tellin you ann
i'll be your friend till the end of the family plan
i promise you ann
i wanna be there when the father puts a ring on your hand
ann and you're the only living woman that i understand
ann i wanna wanna marry
ann i think i'm gonna marry
ann so will you marry me ann
ann i realise other guys took advantage of you
i'm sorry for them
a lot of times seems like we are living it too
i'm warning you ann
we're gonna be together til we're both a hundred and two
ann oh by the way did i tell you i love you
i'll see you february
next to the cemetary

When your on the road
and your car wont pull that load
and your wheels aren't feeling fine
Well I know of this joint
where they'll check your plugs and points
I know these guys they're three good friends of mine
Manny Moe and Jack
They know what I'm after
Manny Moe and Jack
They Know what I'm after
They're Manny Moe and Jack
Once your inside
they wont take you for a ride
they got a good deal for you and your automobile
for the right price
they will sell you fuzzy dice
and leather hand grips for your steering whee-al
If its tires you want they got a lot for you
Dunlop, Firestone, Pirelli too
Many Moe and Jack!

in the beginning since the dawn of man
in forest green and in desert sands
the yearning of humanity
to know that god is a reality
is there a heaven is there a hell
where angels sing and demons dwell
to know all this i used to think was wise
but then magoomba opened my eyes
magoomba magoomba
voodoo god of africa
magoomba
magoomba magoomba
voodoo god of africa
magoomba
holy holy be his terrible name
utter it once and go up in flames
adorn his crown with butterflies
ayin the sign of the opened eye
the words of madness and mystery
the very power that he brings to me
i rave i rape i rip i rend
is everlasting world without end
magoomba rides upon the whirlwinds
spawn from nature's ancient dream
he moves uopn the world of mankind
like the siren's scream
does he like buddha or jesus christ
can he promise you a paradise
does he bring light like lucifer
bestowing power by the rite of birth
the day of cross and trinity
is done the twilight of the gods has come
it is the morning of magic and mirth

king size xl double magnified
longer than the rio grande or a river twice as wide
bigger than the beatles
better than the rolling stones
all across the universe
and light-years from home
it's huge
my love for you is huge
my love for you is huge
it's bigger than a bread box
deeper than the deep blue sea
longer than the china wall
more than you and me
tougher than godzilla
bigger than ol' king kong
longer than the texas state
bigger than this song
it's huge
my love for you is huge
it's scaring me
what's tearing me apart
is that i'm made to feel so small
but when i see myself reflected in your eyes
i'm ten feet tall
king size extra large quadruple magnified
longer than the rio grande or a river twice as wide
bigger than the beatles
better than the rolling stones
all across the universe
and light-years from home
it's huge
my love for you is huge
don't be afraid of it it's huge
my love for you is huge
it's huge

Well I've been running for a while
and I know that I'm next in line
she's been gettin trigger happy
and I've heard so far that she's killed 9
well it's a complicated tale
with a price on my head
and a sharp looking agent who
wants to find me certified dead
She's an infidel zombie
she gets depressed with duress
a love that cannot find me
Let me tell you
I don't believe it
There's a bullet with my name on it now
They caught me once while I was out messin around
they put me in cemented wedges but I didn't drown
I'm back on the streets and running for my life again
but I know they'll tear it down and they're gonna start

Well it's a chilly chilly evening
and you're burning with desire
Get it up, get it up, get it up and go
I've been doin calestenics
just to try to get in shape now
Get it up, get it up, get it up and go
The set is on and I'm watching a show
but I can do it if you really must know
I should of known by you actions
what you're disposition's geared for
but I've had a busy morning
and my cranium is getting sore
Because I've got a splitting hedachi
And I don't wanna serve you now
Oh, I've got a splitting hedachi
you said that you would give me head
but I'd rather watch Johnny instead
Well its pushin 2:30
and you're feelin really dirty yeah
you got my hand on my member
and you're tryin to get a tremor yeah
I can't stand it now the pain is so bad

I'm stuck inside a condo with Mr. Marlon Brando
He tells me, "Get the butter," sounds just like my mother
He wasn't nice to Connie
His son, he shot somebody
For messin' with his daughter
Just like the Godfather
I'm stuck inside a condo with Mr. Marlon Brando
He's heavy and he's hairy
He's really scaring me...Marlon Brando
Well, I saw him in a movie
He used to be so groovy
Now he's eating mashed potatoes
He's a human Winnebago
I'm stuck inside a condo with Mr. Marlon Brando
He's a heavy dingleberry
He's really scary...Marlon Brando
Domino's delivery has brought me to him
Cheese and pepperoni, watch him shovel it in
He's giving me a lecture on the wages of sin

well i tried and i try but i can't say goodbye
feel so bad baby though it hurts me
when think of how you love and desert me
i'm the broken hearted toy you play with baby
you got me going i need you baby
i can't let go and i want you baby
i gotta have you know
i can't let go
though i'm just one of your lovers
and i know that there are so many others
you do something strange to me baby baby
i try and i try but i can't say goodbye

you're so hideous
you're not one of us
i really pity you
and i don't want you
it's so hard to face you're face
every time i look at you i feel disgrace
i don't want to find you in my place
you are just a basket case
it's so hard to face you're face
every time i look at you i feel disgraced
i don't want to find you in my place
you shouldn't belong to the human race
you're so hideous
you're not one of us
i really pity you

i bought me a '38
i just got back from heavens gate
he's courtin' courtney
i didn't think she'd get far
but now shes a fuckin' movie star
he's courtin' courtney he's courtin' courtney
she'll keep me in beer and cigarettes
and be my turtle dove
it's courtney
she's the one i love
i don't want to be unkind
but she's the kind of girl'l make you lose your mind
he's courtin' courtney he's courtin' courtney
i help her spend her cash
i treat her just like trailer trash
he's courtin' courtney he's courtin' courtney
sugar spice everything nice
i don't need to heed your priceless advice
when i'm courting courtney love
she'll keep me in beer and cigarettes
and be my turtle dove
it's courtney
she's the one i love
think i'll throw a fit
i've made my bed i'm gonna lie in it
he's courtin' courtney he's courtin' courtney
courting i'm courtin' courtney
cos he's courting i'm courtin' courtney courtney
cos he's courting i'm courtin' courtney courtney courtney

where'd you get it i got it at the store
where'd you get it i can't get any more
where'd you get it i got it at the store
where'd you get it i can't get any more
i got it at the store you can't get any more
i tried another floor but they had nothing same as before
you gotta put down a deposit if you wanna buy more
i got it at the store you can't get any more
i tried another floor but they had nothing same as before

mother mary had a son
who's days were spent on having fun
then one day she got a letter
you could make yourself feel better
mother mary had a man who heals with healing hands
millions of boys play dead
mother mary baby
you're flipped out to over influence
one day you will see it
you will make yourself feel better
mother mary had a man who heals with healing hands
millions of boys play dead
go go golden boys
you've got you're war toys looking straight ahead
and with your eyes so blue i will remember you
one for me and one for you
go go golden boys go go golden boys
turning water into wine
go go golden boys go go golden boys

One day I was walking to school
I saw these bullies and
They thought they were cool
They put me down and they pushed me around
They stole my books and they called me a clown
Give It Back
Baaaaccckk
Give It Back
You better give it back
I went to school
yeah I went anyway
I said I'd show them another day
I showed them all what I could do
I got us thrown right out of school
I got em back
Baaack
Yeah I Got em Back
You Know I got em back
Ba ba ba back
(Break)
That night I was walking home
and when they caught me I was all alone
A bloody nose and a broken bone

gigantor the space age robot
he's at your command
gigantor the space age robot
his power lies in your hands
coz he's bigger than big
taller than tall
quicker than quick
stronger than strong

he's hot blooded and he lives in the sea
he's black and white on your colour tv
this is a story of fortune and fame
and now there's only charlie tuna to blame
proof in the rainbow with all of the trout
but that's not really what life's about
free willy
coz willy really needs to be free
but will he be a star tomorrow
willy hasn't read for a part since free willy 3
he's playing vegas for those in the know
he's on the radio with kevin dubrow
when will he work again no one can say
and all he gets is unemployment today
and now his manager is telling him lies
that's not such a big surprise
for every scenario he has in his mind
leonardo dicaprio won't invest a dime
after all of the booze and broads he's left in his wake
now he's thirty days out of rehab

Dear sirs,
To whom this may concern
there's facts Id like to learn
so many things I wanna know
especially trivial info paraphernalia badges and regalia
please send me everything
cuz I
am interested in you
and every thing you do
I find myself at all your shows
could you tell me where you buy your clothes
could you sign my little sisters face
put your signature any place and please send me a bio
Cuz we've got fan mail
we really really read it
Fan mail
we really really need it
I sent you my letter now I want a reply
you don't know any better than you won't take your time with my
Fan Mail
So I would like to know just if and when
you'll be in town again
so that I could meet with you
and brag at my friends at school
have you been all around the world
have you seen every kind of girl
or are you from the other side
cause you
you can't believe everything that you read
with the hypocrysy and the greed
the papers all the things that they say
they don't tell me anything anyway
that's why I've gotta get it straight from you
concerning your situation
without an obligation
Break
My Fan mail(Oohs and Aahs)
What's this I find to my surprise
those fans that I idolized
no longer seem to exist
now tell what can be the cause of this
perhaps it could be their egos
I tell you heaven only knows
I didn't even get a newsletter
Fan Mail Send it out to me

the eastern world it is exploding
violence flaring and bullets loading
you're old enough to kill but not for voting
you don't believe in war but what's that gun you're toting
and even jordan river has bodies floating
but you tell me
over and over and over again my friend
ah you don't believe we're on the eve of destruction
my blood's is so mad it feels like coagulating
i'm sitting here just contemplating
i can't twist the truth it knows no regulation
and a handful of senators don't pass legislation
busing alone can't bring segregation
when human respect is disintegrating
the whole fucking world is just too frustrating
but you tell me
over and over and over again my friend
ah you don't believe
we're on the eve of destruction
well look at all the hate there is in alhambra
then look around to selma alabama
you may leave here for four days in space
but when you come back it's the same old place
the pounding of the drums pride and disgrace
you can bury your dead but don't leave a trace
hate your next door neighbour but don't forget to say grace
but you tell me
over and over and over again my friend
ah you don't believe

I came home one night tuned my T.V. in
my favorite show was about to begin
as I was scanning across the dial
I saw her read the news with delectable style
Then I was sure that within a while
I was Stuck
Stuck in a pagoda
with Tricia Toyota
I'm Stuck
We were watching Abe Vigoda
then every thing will be fine
Later that night we went for a drive
and I can say I never felt more alive
taking in the sights of old Tokyo
with Tricia by my side and money to blow
I knew then I never wanted to let her go
Always in a daze Always in a dream
Always find that things are not what they seem
A little Asian Goddess came from up above
I thank you NBC for sending my love

find yourself on an elevator going high
find yourself on an elevator heading for the sky
let the world pass you by far below
find yourself on an elevator going high
find yourself on an elevator heading for the sky
let your mind start to fry let it go
let it go - where it wants to wander freely
let it go - see your troubles on the ground

well i took my baby for a ride in space
we met a little man with a funny funny face
he taught us how to wail this way
and nobody digs a word that we say
eep opp ork uhh uhh eep opp ork uhh uhh
eep opp ork uhh uhh that means i love you
now i read my baby loud and clear
she just said i love you dear
now im acting by the way i fell
i just said "i love you too"
come on and fly with me
ay up up high with me
come on and fly with me
eep opp ork uhh uhh that means i love you
that crazy word that crazy world that word you heared
eep opp ork means i love you

this is a place i have never known before
it's called easy livin'
this is a place i've never seen before
and i've been forgiven
easy livin' and i've been forgiven
since you've taken your place in my heart
somewhere along the lonely road
i have tried to find you
day after day on that windy road
i have walked behind you
easy livin' and i've been forgiven
since you've taken your place in my heart
easy livin'
wishing my whole life away
easy live'
ready for my happy day

i want you before we retire
and it's all i require girl
and i'm asking of you
you know that your mouth's wide
so don't you deny it
if you do i won't buy it
girl what you're putting me through
so dummy up dummy up dummy up dummy up
i want you to dummy up
you don't stop day by day you're nothing but chatter
what the hell does it matter girl
you've got nothing to say
whine whine whine like julio gallo
it's the patter that's shallow girl
it's the price that you pay
every day's like a floor show
listening to a talking torso
asking me to open wide
take it outside
i don't want to hear you - please dummy up
don't want to be near you - please dummy up
end of conversation is the situation
if you'll only dummy up
you've incurred my wrath
you know you should fear it

put them up against the wall
pull the trigger watch them fall
they can only feel the pain
stand them up and start again
tell the sargeant what you saw
fear the long arm of the law
even though it's hanging there
drugs and bad guys you'd better beware
of dead heat they're dead heat
if you shoot 'em down they'll be back on thier feet
they're dead heat they're dead heat
if you shoot 'em down they'll be back on the street
take 'em down contempt divine (?)
a cat that looks like frankenstein
he's holding up a jewellery store
listen to his bullets roar
their job is done they're all alone
they work their fingers to the bone
they're weary as they walk their beat
all day long they're dead on their feet
they're dead heat they're dead heat
certified zombies from their head to their feet
they're dead heat they're dead heat
if you shoot 'em down they'll be back on thier feet
they're dead heat
they're dead heat
they're dead heat
they're dead heat
they show a lot of heart

Gimme a bone
I gotta get away
You better gimme a bone
There'e no way I'm gonna feed your face
Aaaoh
I'm gonna give you a curb job
Aaaoh
I'm gonna break your face
Aaaoh
I'm gonna give you a curb job
Aaaoh
I'm gonna break your face
Gimme a bone
I don't have one today
Gimme a bone

doesn't have a boy to call her own
nobody to call her on the phone
you can always see the sun in her eyes
and her mammaries are twice their size
tammy's so cross-eyed to me
you can take her out upon the town
she'll be looking up while looking around
if you've had enough than take her home
take her back into the twilight zone
in her sweater she looks better
and i think you'll find

hey girl
stop what you're doing
hey girl
stop what you're doing
i don't know what it is about you but i like it a lot
oh let me hold you baby feel your loving charms
communication breakdown
it's always the same
communication breakdown
i cannot contain
hey little girl
i really really think you're swell
what are the things about you that i know that i like so well
i wanna hold, i wanna hold i wanna hold you in my arms

he comes form a little town in bedrock
just invented the wheel
he's got his wife betty in a headlock
he drives a boulder mobile
with his friends freddy and wilma
tell me how does it feel to be
bowling with bedrock barney barney
he is the life of the party that barney
he likes his chilli con carne
that barney
i saw him down at the lodge meeting
he was the grand wizzo
and he was eating a bowl of fruity pebbles
he's gonna pour some for you some
cactus cooler and a steakasaurus
just escaped from the zoo
now i'm bowling with bedrock barney
he is the life of the party
he likes his chilli con carne
he's such a joke
he's been smoking rope
there is no hope

tra la la tra la la la
tra la la tra la la la
tra la la tra la la la
tra la la tra la la la
one banana two banana three banana four
all bananas make a split so do many more
over hill and highway the banana buggies go
come along to bring you the banana splits show
four banana three banana two banana one
all bananas playing in the bright warm sun
flipping like a pancake popping like a cork
fleagle bingo drooper and snork
making up a mess of fun
making up a mess of fun
making up a mess of fun
lots of fun for everyone
four banana three banana two banana one
all bananas playing in the bright warm sun
flipping like a pancake popping like a cork

it's day number 102
it's number 101 if you're with a hindu
the shah really took us for a ride
he's leaving us to defend our national pride
ayatollah you so (khomeni)
ayatollah you so (khomeni)
ayatollah you so (khomeni)
stick around and wait for day 103
while the president's making plans
the russians just invaded afghanistan
the world's turning red and we're looking green
and we don't even have an olympic team
ayatollah you so (khomeni)
ayatollah you so (khomeni)
ayatollah you so (khomeni)
don't ask him cause he don't know
so we're going into their back yard
helicopters falling down, down, down, down
they don't even have to sound an alarm
another chopper's falling down, down, down, down
now it's day 365
no one in america is left alive
the yankee prisoners are left to tell the tale
it's hard to recognise them cause they're wearing a veil
ayatollah you so (khomeni)
ayatollah you so (khomeni)
ayatollah you so (khomeni)
there's no iran anymore
send them the shah
send them his ma
i can't drive my car
someone send them the shah
send helicopters in like it was mash
and turn six soldiers into corned beef hash

in the land of atlantis where the sun don't shine
it gets darker down there every day
that's when two explorers fell into a mine
and that's the price they have to pay
they carry their clubs upon their back
mole man mole man
they climb up on ground and then attack
beware of the head moleman jack
they're the slavery labour of the underground
their masters make them suffer and work
if you listen you're sure to hear the terrible sound

I saw you on the corner yesterday
I couldn't think of anything to say
But you just walked right by me
So I felt that I was standing in your way
I saw you at a party just last week
I tried to talk but I could hardly speak
But you jsut walked right by me
So I ran to mix myself another drink
Zeppelina, you are all that is dear to me
Zeppelina, I'm so proud that you're in my family tree
I wish that I was handsome and was wise
But you won't listen to my alibis
I'll have to wait for Halloween
So that way I can see you in disguise
Zeppelina, you are all that is dear to me
Zeppelina, I'm so proud to have you in my family tree
I used to dream about you in my sleep
That when I woke up you'd be mine to keep
But now that I am married to you

You drive me ape
You big gorilla
You drive me ape,ape
I wanna tell ya
Swinging around from every town to town
I swing around and I never come down
City is a jungle now this is it
Every time I look at you I go ape shit
Cruising through the trees
With the birds and the bees
Baby,baby monkey,I ain't so hard to please
Cruising through the trees
With the birds and the bees

He used to be a star of the stage and screen
but now he only sees half of everything
a funny little man with straight black hair
he lost it in an accident but he doesn't care
So, Where'd his eye go
I don't know
Where did his eye go
I don't know
But nothing can stop him now
I saw him last night on the telethon
he's doing candyman with his glasses on
and then I saw him sing what kind of fool am I
he whipped off his glasses and I looked at his eye
But, Where'd his eye go
I don't know
Where did his eye go
I don't know
But nothing can stop him now
(Break)
We really love that boy
he's brought us so much joy
he even used to be a goy
but things are different now
and I'm still wonderin how
He'll keep an eye out for me now and then
but does he see in 3D
Where did his eye go
Is it lookin at me
He used to be a star of the stage and screen
but now he only sees half of everything
a funny little man with straight black hair

Hello darkness, my old friend. I've come to talk with you again.
Because a vision softly creeping left its seeds while I was sleeping
and the vision that was planted in my brain still remains within the sound of silence.
In restless dreams I walked alone, narrow streets of cobblestone
'neath the halo of a street lamp, I turned my collar to the cold and damp
when my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light
that split the night and touched the sound of silence.
And in the naked light I saw ten thousand people, maybe more.
People talking without speaking, people hearing without listening.
People writing songs that voices never shared, no one dared disturb the sound of silence.
"Fools," said I, "you do not know, silence like a cancer grows.
Hear my words that I might teach you, take my arms that I might reach you."
But my words like silent raindrops fell and echoed in the wells of silence.
And the people bowed and prayed to the neon god they made
and the sign flashed out its warning in the words that it was forming.
And the sign said "The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls

she, she told me that she loved me
and then she fed me dirt
she, she said she'd never hurt me
and then she made me hurt
why am i standing here
missing her and wishing she was near
she only did me wrong
i'm better off alone
she, she's stoled all my sweet love
and then she fed me dirt
she, she laughed while i was crying
and that's what made me hurt
and now i know just why she
keeps me hanging on
she needs someone to walk on
so her feet don't touch the ground
and i love her
i need her
i love her
i need her

Now I got The hook
And Now I got the bait
Now I got the bait
so don't slow me down
Now I got a car
and now I gotta girl
Now I got a car to go around the world
You Better
Shake and Bake
Now I got The hook
And Now I got the bait
Now I got the bait
so don't slow me down,down,down
Now I got a car
I got me a Jaguar

he's in the alley he's big and tall
he's got no family he makes me smile
black man black man black man black man
black man black man black man black man
shadow man 'cause he's a shadow man
black man black man black man black man
black man black man black man black man
shadow man yeah shadow man
he's got the rhythm he likes to dance
he likes white women he wants romance
trash man, junk man, elevator operator
trash man, junk man, elevator operator
trash man, junk man, elevator operator
homminy grits and watermelon
blackeyed peas and armageddon

i know i can't see may hand
and i can't help it if i stumble
all of those things that are sad before me
wanna see see my way
need a friend to help me through
when i'm gone pick
my body up and carry me
home take me home
see the point of watching my life
i can see it's been so wrong
climbing mountains without even looking
wanna see see my way
need a friend to help me through
when i'm gone pick
my body up and carry me
home take me home
i know i can't see may hand
and i can't help it if i stumble
all of those things that are sad before me
wanna see see my way
need a friend to help me through
when i'm gone pick
my body up and carry me

she's my girl she's so wonderful i love her so
rosemary
kisses galore and i think the whole world of her
rosemary
rosemary she's the girl that i adore
she's rosemary and i'm going out with her now
most of the guys give her lots of talk they wanna walk with rosemary
with all their words they look more absurd like idiots
rosemary
rosemary i wanna tell the world who i'm dreaming of
it's rosemary and i'm going out with her now
when i'm out with rosemary in the clouds so high above
looking down upon the masses far below how could they know
that when i walk her home she's mine and mine alone
it's such a nice surprise to see her face

colours on the street red white and blue
people shufflin' their feet people sleepin' in their shoes
but there's a warnin' sign on the road ahead
there's a lot of people sayin' we'd be better off dead
don't feel like satan but i'm to them
so i try to forget it anyway i can
keep on rockin' in the free world
i see a girl in the night with a baby in her hand
under an old street light near a garbage can
now she puts the kid away and she's gone to get a hit
she hates her life and what she's done to it
that's one more kid that will never go to school
never get to fall in love never get to be cool
we got a thousand points of light for the homeless man
we got a kinder gentler machine gun hand
we got department stores and toilet
paper got styrofoam boxes for the ozone layer
got a man of the people says keep hope alive

I'm drivin' my pickup truck
I'm feelin' mean and I'm getting drunk
I drive all over town
Find a little critter and I run it down
Hit the brights and watch 'em freeze
Turn a little animal into head-cheese
Oh, it's roadkill
Drivin' around in my automobile
For roadkill
Ain't gonna stop 'til I get my fill
Out there by the side of the road
Might be a bunny or maybe a toad
It's guts are hanging out
Only one eye and part of a snout
I still don't think it's dead
Put it in reverse and squish it's head
Oh, it's roadkill
Drivin' around in my automobile
For roadkill
Climb out of the cab and hand me a drill
Roadkill
Ain't gonna pay their hospital bills
Roadkill
Kill a little critter just to get my thrill
Are you gonna run 'em down right now?
Yeah, I'm gonna run 'em down right now
If you drive 405
You won't find anything left alive
Suckin' suds while I'm makin' time
Squashin' little animals flat as a dime
These critters don't have a prayer
I just ran over Smokey the Bear
Now he's roadkill
Drivin' around in my automobile
For roadkill
Climb out of the cab and hand me a drill
Roadkill
Ain't gonna pay their hospital bills
Roadkill
Kill a little critter just to get my thrill
I love roadkill
Hit the lights
Squeeze 'em in my sights
Somebody's pet gonna need a vet
Ran one over but he ain't dead yet
This truck's a killin' machine
Pedal to the metal and I'm feelin' free
Somebody's kitty's gonna need a hysterectomy

I feel like a king
I feel like a king
Oh boy! Oh boy!
I feel like a king
I'm eating all my greens
Oh boy! Oh boy!
Oh, oh my oh my
Life's a piece of pie
Oh boy! Oh boy!
I'm sittin' on the throne
Playin' the Ramones
Oh boy! Oh boy!
Axl Rose on my empty V
I don't know why he's not as pretty as me
But I'm still being who I wanna be, oh boy!
I'm livin' my life, I'm livin' my life
Oh boy! Oh boy!
I'm livin' my life, I'm lookin' for a wife
Oh boy! Oh boy!
Stanley got a rash, he's growin' a moustache
Oh boy! Oh boy!
Chuck Wagon got too weird, the others disappeared
Oh boy! Oh boy!
I feel it shakin' outside
It doesn't matter oh momma, momma, oh boy!

let's pack the kids and crank up the car now
i bet that there's nothing like it in moscow
it's wild wild ride where i met my bride
i wanna go on again if we've got enough money
that's where i'm gonna murder my honey
godzilla will be there to meet you
so be friendly 'cause he just might eat you
murder she wrote on the row row boat
i'm gonna push her right down keep my head above the water
she won't come back from monster island
i see them floating down the hall
ghosts and goblins nine feet tall
the trap door opens and she falls
ooh aah...
monster island monster island
for a dollar twenty five you can murder your wife
and have enough left over for a bag of cotton candy
a shovel could come in handy
there's a jungle where the coconut tress grow
and now the lady's crying "dear, please let me go!"
i've known her for fifteen years
but now she's lying in a pool of blood

in the beginning since the dawn of man
in forest green and in desert sands
the yearning of humanity
to know that god is a reality
is there a heaven is there a hell
where angels sing and demons dwell
to know all this i used to think was wise
but then magoomba opened my eyes
magoomba magoomba
voodoo god of africa
magoomba
magoomba magoomba
voodoo god of africa
magoomba
holy holy be his terrible name
utter it once and go up in flames
adorn his crown with butterflies
ayin the sign of the opened eye
the words of madness and mystery
the very power that he brings to me
i rave i rape i rip i rend
is everlasting world without end
magoomba rides upon the whirlwinds
spawn from nature's ancient dream
he moves uopn the world of mankind
like the siren's scream
does he like buddha or jesus christ
can he promise you a paradise
does he bring light like lucifer
bestowing power by the rite of birth
the day of cross and trinity
is done the twilight of the gods has come
it is the morning of magic and mirth
magoomba lives upon the earth
leonard, i'm home
i've got some ho-hos and yoo-hoo for ya
and that special hamburger helper you like
mother, for crimes against magoomba you are to be tried
what are you talking about leonard
come over here and sit down and have your lunch
silence! for kissing me on holidays and social occasions
for making me mow the lawn
and for forcing me to eat your cooking
you shall feel the wrath of magoomba!
now what do you want with your lunch milk or pepsi?
tie her to the altar
leonard what are they doing oh my god
prepare the sacrifice
stop that leave me alone

let me out
come and get me out
'cause i've been stuck here for too long
let me out out
come and get me out
baby baby be where i belong
the time right for standing under light
my cup is full and i'll be pulling the wool tonight tonight
let me out
come and get me out
you know that she don't understand
let me out out
come and get me out
baby now i'm living for the band
it's getting tighter and i'm feeling the bite
but i don't care because i'm getting my chance tonight tonight tonight tonight
let me out
come get me out
i'm just a prisoner of your love
let me out out
come and get me out
baby i will never have enough
i guess i'm getting while the getting is right
she made me thinking but i'm taking my chance tonight tonight, tonight, tonight

pt barnum said it so long ago
theres one born every minute don't you know
some make us laugh some make us cry
these klowns honey gonna make you die
everybodys running when the circus comes into their town
everybodys gunning for the likes of the killer klowns
from outer space...
the ring mast shouts "let the show begin"
send in the klowns let them do you in
see a rubber nose on a painted face
bringing genecide to the human race
its time to take a ride on a nightmare merry go round
you'll be dead on arrival from the likes of the killer klowns from outer space...
theres cotton candy in thier hands
says the polka dotted man with a stalk of jacaranda
they're all diabolical bozos
all look around what do you see
tell me what's become of humanity
from california shores to new york times square
barnum and bailey everywhere
if you've ever wondered why the population's going down

i was always lonely
just a face in the crowd
never thinking aloud
i was always silently hoping that things would change
nobody ever told me
about the missing time
i was hoping to find
all the pieces of reality i could rearrange
and so i keep watching the skies
looking for somebody who can feel my pain
yeah yeah
i'm watching the skies
is it a bird, or is it a plane
if this is all sounding a little insane you know why
so tell my why the confusion
about the places i've been
the circuitry in my skin
is always sending me messages that i can't understand
they offer no solution
about just who they are
could it be the marklar
got me willed from a far away time and another land
and so i keep watching the skies
looking for somebody who can feel my pain
yeah yeah
i'm watching the skies
is it a bird, or is it a plane
if this is all sounding a little insane you know why
i'm gonna wait til the sun sets
on britannia britannia
roswelian sunsets
on britannia britannia
my country tisofthe
don't alienate me
and so i keep watching the skies
looking for somebody who can feel my pain
yeah yeah
i'm watching the skies
is it a bird, or is it a plane
if this is all sounding a little insane you know why
i'm looking for a world or a boat or a plane
if this is all sounding a little insane you know why

i got a little friend he's with me to the end
what does he say
i ask him for opinions and political decisions
each and every day
i know that it's a dream dirty and obscene anyway
if stuart could talk what would he say
if stuart could talk what would he say
if stuart could talk what would he say
what would he say if stuey could talk to me
whenever i'm alone i'm really not alone
he's always there
when i am going to falter and i'm standing at the alter
and there's not a prayer
i know it's up to him if i ever sin anyway
what would he say what would he say
"yes my name is stuart and i assure you i can speak
and lately i find myself astounded
at the sort of company you keep
something further i must mention
of this fact i cannot understand
is your insatiable attention at annoying me with your hand
and in closing may i offer this point must be succint
my purpose is for procreation

i'm stan
that's who i am
he's in the band
that's right
'cause i'm stan
i wake up at 2:30 put my tv set on
pop tarts all right but i can't stand my mom
kevin dubrow what does he know
i know some chords and shit i could play 'em
i'm stan
that's who i am
he's in the band
shut up
i'm stan
that's all the words that i know
that's all the words that i know
all of the words he knows
that's all the words i know
'cause leonard he told me so
dig this
that's all the words i know
that's all the words that i know
all of the words he knows
that's all the words i know
'cause leonard told me so
he did?
that's right
'cause i'm stan
he's stan

i don't care what you say
i'm going away and i'm going to stay
i don't care what you do
you can press my trousers
and polish my shoes
i'm in love with sqeeky fraum
i'd like to take her to my high school prom
i quit my job at lockheed
my girlfriend says that's what i need
i'm ok, you're ok
i'm ok, you're ok
i'm ok, you're ok
i'm ok, you're ok
i'm ok
i ran into kim fowley
he told me go back to the valley
i went into the starwood
everybody there told me it should have been good
i ran into tomata
he was over infantigo
he told me where to go
and he also told me on the way to the show
i'm cruisin' down sunset
gonna mingle with the funset
going to a luau

i'm a chollo what can i do
i threw my life away now i'm a chollo
i'm a chollo what can i do
i threw my life away now i'm a chollo
i used to be a surferman
bought me an impala and i sold my van
got a pair of khakis and a penectan
now i'm a full fledged mexican
well i'm a chollo man
not a bit of puerto rican
i'm a chollo man
i changed my name to paco
went to the store and got a taco
it made me feel real macho

i did it you didn't mean to do it no i didn't
then why'd you say you did it but i didn't
you just told me you did it no i didn't
i did it you didn't mean to do it no i didn't
then why'd you say you did it but i didn't
you just told me you did it no i didn't
you started it you started it no i didn't
you started it you started it
i did it you didn't mean to do it no i didn't
then why'd you say you did it but i didn't
you just told me you did it no i didn't
i did it you didn't mean to do it no i didn't
then why'd you say you did it but i didn't
you just told me you did it no i didn't
you started it you started it no i didn't
you started it you started it
don't make me come back there cos i'm warning you
that i will do what i have to do
you started it you started it no i didn't
you started it you started it
don't make me come back there cos i'm warning you
that i will do what i have to do
i did it you didn't mean to do it no i didn't
then why'd you say you did it but i didn't
you just told me you did it no i didn't
you started it you started it no i didn't

his hair is red his eyes are green
he's like a person that you've never seen
he'll sing and dance he's been to france
but he doesn't seem to stand a chance
that's when i saw
howdy doody in the woodshed (going down on buffalo bob)
howdy doody in the woodshed (going down on buffalo bob)
howdy doody in the woodshed (going down on buffalo bob)
the woodshed
a smarter man would never plan
to have so many splinters in his hand
and clarabelle would never tell
coz he's afraid that he might go to jail
well what became of big bird
i know it's gonna sound rather absurd
they found some yellow feathers and some other debris
just underneath the peanut gallery
ask mortimer snerd ask charlie mccarthy
even oscar the grouch has seen his casting couch
that's when he caught a whiff of knucklehead smiff
and curse his job he works with bob
coz he was swinging from an old corn cob
and that's the thing bob pulls the strings
so you know it when you hear me sing
howdy doody howdy doody

she asks him why
why i'm a hairy guy
i'm hairy noon and nighty night night
my hair is a fright
i'm hairy high and low
don't ask me why
coz he don't know
it's not for lack of bread
like the grateful dead darling
gimme a head with hair
long beautiful hair
shining streaming gleaming flaxen waxen
won't you give me it down to there
shoulder length or longer
here baby there daddy everywhere mama mommy
hair
flow it show it long as i can grow it my hair
let it fly in the breeze
and get caught in the trees
a home to the fleas in my hair
a home for fleas a hive for bees
a nest for birds there ain't no words
for the beauty, the splendor, the wonder of my hair
i want it long straight curly fuzzy
shaggy snaggy ratty matty
oily greasy fleecy shining
gleaming streaming flaxen waxen
knotted polka-dotted
twisted beaded braided
powdered flowered and confettied
tangled spangled mangled and spaghettied
oh say can you see my eyes if you can
then my hair's too short
down to here down to there down to where it stops by itself

i can't find a dame
they're always the same
i'm going to shame my family name
'cause i'm going homo
i always used to flirt
my feelings got hurt
now i'm going out with kurt
'cause i'm going homo
i'm going homo what could i do
i wouldn't give me aids if i were you
going homo is the way to be when you're turning
going homo today
with my eyes in my pocket
my nose on the ground
people put me down
'cause i'm going homo
i can't relate
i am what i ate
my lifestyle's alternate
'cause i'm going homo
i'm going homo
what could i do
i wanna talk about it on donahue
i'm going all the way to miami
going homo today
all of the questions i don't want to ask
why did god make men with nipples - nipples on a man
all of the girls i know they're butterballs
they're all the same from the waist down
when they're wearing their gowns
i'm wise
i'm through with telling lies
hanging out with guys
i'm going homo
and i'm still here
i'm parking in the rear
all the girls are shedding tears
'cause i'm going homo
i'm going homo
what could i say
we're living in babylon today
i'm going all the way to miami

look on yonder misty mountain
see the young monk meditating rhododendron forest
over dusty hills i ask you
what's it been like being you
through all levels you've been changing
getting a little bit better no doubt
the doctor bit was so far out
looking through crystal spectacles
i can see i had your fun
looking through crystal spectacles
i can see i had your fun
doing us paperback reader
made the teacher suspicious about insanity
fingers always touching girl
through all levels you've been changing
getting a little bit better no doubt
the doctor bit was so far out
looking through all kinds of windows
i can see i had your fun
looking through crystal spectacles
i can see i had your fun
looking through crystal spectacles
i can see i had your fun
looking through all kinds of windows
i can see i had your fun
rebel against society
such a tiny speculating whether to be a hip or
skip along quite merrily
through all levels you've been changing
elevator in the brain hotel
broken down but just as well
looking through crystal spectacles

in the city of rome 2000 years ago
the lord tiberius bequeathed to his son caligula
he ascended the throne and many a head did roll
this horrid apparition that hell hath wrought caligula
sent to earth by the light of the earth osteria
given birth by the might of his sword caligula
now in glory he reigns o'er provinces great and small
be he a god or man all must tremble at the hand of caligula
given fire by the light of his sire germania
to be thrown on the flames of the pyre octavia
along the appian way the crucified cry out loud
"by the wrath of the gods be accursed the name caligula"
dominus aquatari ex spiritus nu men
ominus demagorgon extermitor regis
hail romulus
hail remulus
caligula
hail claudius
hail flavius
caligula
hail juluis caesarius caligula
the sibyl spoke of his fame in prophecy long foretold
the one called little boots & the kingdom he'd steal caligula
sent to earth by the light of the word osteria
given birth by the might of his sword caligula
and so a rival god he became to rival the might of jove
the whore of babylon and the beast that she rode caligula
dominus aquatari ex spiritus nu men
ominus demagorgon extermitor regis
hail romulus
hail remulus
caligula
hail claudius
hail flavius
caligula
hail juluis caesarius caligula
when he heard the hooves of madness
that stirred upon his head leaving him for dead
'twas then he'd roam
through the halls of the palace keep
but nevermore to sleep
now the century's past the fates shall tell the tale
woe to the man who would emulate a god caligula
dominus aquatari ex spiritus nu men
ominus demagorgon extermitor regis
hail romulus
hail remulus
caligula
hail claudius
hail flavius
caligula

estelle is a vampire
she has a novel way of leaving her calling card
sing along by the campfire
she'll leave her mark while she's stealing your heart
forget her lies about not drinking wine
you love her though you're gonna turn blue
her madness grows like the thorns on a rose
i'd wear a cross if i were you
if you want to date her
you better get her home before she sees the first light of day
but sooner or later
the best laid plans of mice and men go astray
she's the kind of girl put your head in a whirl
she's bound by tradition of victorian morals
the daughter of the devil and the mother of pearl
i'd let her alone if i were you
don't look back
it's a trap
it a fact
it's a booby trap booby trap
don't turn around or she'll surely roll you over
there's no doubt about when i found out i got wise
hypnotized all of the time
but you better get it through your head
she's out to control your mind
nosferatu - she's undead
she'll get your love like a hand in a glove
the fangs of a bat and the heart of a dove
from hell below or heaven above
i wouldn't let her in if i were you
what's it about? does it snow in transylvannia?