Waiting on Episode 50 – 2 “Stingy With Your Prayers, Sir”

While we’re waiting on Episode 50, here’s some audio of Reed trolling the “Prayer Warriors” hotline.

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Waiting on Episode 50 – 1 “Oh Jesus, Jesus, Jesus! I killed Billy Mays!”

While we’re waiting on Episode 50, here’s some audio of Reed trolling the “Prayer Warriors” hotline.

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Episode 49: Iran, Heartbreak and John Hodgman

John Hodgman is a wonderful human thing.

Donate more than $75 to the Two Smokin’ Hot Freethinkers Podcast and Reed will fill a condom with your favourite brand of cream cheese, autograph it, frame it and mail it to you.

If hobo names bother you, stick a piece of cotton in your left ear.

BUY A TWO SMOKIN’ HOT FREETHINKERS SWINE FLU TEE SHIRT!
(Comes soaked in liquid Swine Flu.)
DOOOO IIIIIT!!!!!

Oh… and these people make us happy:

• Podblack.com
• Hedgemonkey.wordpress.com
• Danny Schade (schadey.blogspot.com)
• Planned Parenthood and the Roanoke Drop-In Center
• Zooey Deschanel (Give us money, please.)

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Episode 48: AAAAAAAAA!

People/things mentioned in this podcast:

• Mill Mountain Coffee
• David Caradine
• Simon Singh
• The Queen
• Adam Lambert
• Elton John
• Liberace’s Ghost
• Laurie Bitchtit McGee
• Star Trek
• Zachary Quinto
• Heroes (On Hulu)
• My ex
• House M.D. (On Fox.com)
• Hugh Laurie
• Neil Patrick Harris
• Turduckenporkinbeef
• Turkey stuffed with pork fried rice
• Anton Chekov
• Very long lists of people and things mentioned in podcasts
• Terrorists
• Ann Coulter
• Timothy McVeigh
• The Unibomber
• Tanglewood Mall
• Dr. George Tiller

And Megan said we talked about nothing… pssh.

People who made this episode possible:

• Podblack.com
• Hedgemonkey.wordpress.com
• Danny Schade (schadey.blogspot.com)

HIRE ME

To hire Reed to scare the fuck out of your co-workers, click here.

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WE LOVE TANKGRRL!

Maggie McFee (AKA TankGrrl) designed a tee-shirt based on the last episode of Two Smokin’ Hot Freethinkers!

Buy one*!

I LISTENED TO THE TWO SMOKIN-HOT FREETHINKERS PODCAST

 

AND ALL I GOT WAS THE FLYING MEXICAN PIG AIDS

She is our favouritest person on the Internets.

* Note:  Sizes range from Adult S to XXXL and styles are short sleeve, long sleeve, V-neck and girly fitted short sleeve.  “Whore-nun habit” (depicted in picture) is not available at this time.

Episode 47: SWIIIIIINE FLUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!111 #swineflu

People we mentioned in the episode:

PodBlack

Hedgemonkey

FootBullet

Danny Schade

Swine Flu tips:

1. Run.
2. Don’t look back.
3. You looked back, didn’t you?!
4. FUCK!

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Episode 46: Showing Assholes to Abortion Patients

(Warning: Includes Rape)

The flu and money troubles kept this episode out late, but it’s finally here!

The contest I mentioned in the episode, for renaming the podcast for four weeks, is complete.  Podblack and Hedgemonkey tied, donating almost simultaneously.  The next four episodes will be released under the title… sigh… Does This Podcast Make Richard Saunders’ Arse Look Big?.  Thanks, Podblack.  Thanks a lot.  I didn’t want to start a war between nonsensical American podcasts and Surrious-Businessy Australian podcasts, but you made me do it.  Sorry, Richard.

Even though the contest is over and the title will be changed temporarily, we still gladly accept donations and are not above grovelling.  At least I’m not above grovelling.  Megan doesn’t seem like the type.  We can’t do this show without you!

Also coming up in the next episode:  Danny Schade gave us some wonderful bumper music… but until then, here’s the music from this episode:

She Don’t Use Jelly – The Flaming Lips

Three Balloons - Stephen Lynch

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