J.Lo

Posted on December 6, 2012 by

jloBig it up for Teh West: superb Lopez coverage today. The gel who sings Jenny On The Block is on our block! It’s all in Teh West. Tomorrow: R.Bro with Jenny On The Chopping Block (Those Secret Celeb Recipes in Full). Saturday: Z.Ko with Bloc on The Block: Isn’t English a Funny Language. All next week: P.Mu with At First Blush: How Jenny Romanced Me On My Allen Park Block.

To add to your post Outrage, Cainsy claims a discrepancy between West print and West online over arse size. Hints at photoshopping.
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Classis

Posted on December 6, 2012 by

Sexy Mchotbuns declares this, “Best photo evah!”. Hideous Ned Kelly letterbox, a watching Mexican and Cocos rampant and Perth’s relentless blue skies.classis2

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Entourage

Posted on December 5, 2012 by

I guess one of the entourage needs to get down to the Brisbane Hotel bog and sort this out. This allegation is another that def won’t stick. By D. bris

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Sleeping with the pigs.

Posted on December 4, 2012 by

Martin is a Northbridge man, and like all of us north of the river sophisticates, seldom ventures south. Unfortunately circumstances dictated a clandestine trip across the Swan on the weekend. No problem right? Who would notice? Just going to the Windsor Hotel. Surely the banjos and anal raping doesn’t start until Labouchere Rd. Como?

But on leaving the Windsor, Martin found the traditional warning of a pig’s head on the bonnet. A nibbled cooked pig’s head. (Basically for the uninitiated, the southern rurotards were making the point that if Martin crosses the Narrows again, it will be his honey glazed ringhole that will be chewed on.) Never again, says Martin. Never again.pig

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Ratepayers shafted by council amalgamation

Posted on December 3, 2012 by

Thanks to Nedlandz Tiger.
“Council amalgamation will be a spruut to the face of the Western suburbs!” ejaculated Max Hipkins, independent candidate for Nedlands at an emergency meeting to discuss the Robson Report last night. Candidate Hipkins, whose visceral powerpoint illustrating council amalgamation plans using a variety of violent sexual metaphors had several ratepayers shocked and vomiting. According to Mr. Hipkins, Munster and Beeliar in the new plans would be “a once proud ball-sack, whose ripe heavy testicles would be constricted by a “Cockburn cock ring“.” Mr. Hipkins’ talk had some guests loading medical dictionaries  onto their smartphones, as he described how “the vas deferens” later revealed to be Peppermint Grove, was essential for the free flow of vital bodily fluids to the coast  and how those fluids were unreasonably constrained by the Rottnest West End reservoir. The full slideshow is available to over 18′s from The Subiaco Post.

West End reservoir tip.

West End reservoir tip.

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Outrage Sunday 78 freshness of cones

Posted on December 2, 2012 by

The end of days/last page of the notebook/bottom of the barrel approacheth everer nearerer:

666Superb graphic design from the Western Australia Adainst Chemtrails crowd, who, unlike the rest of us sheople, aren’t going down without a fight:

chemtrailsWeve almost played our last card:

card1card2But there is laughter in the dark: at least I can still giggle uncontrollably at the words poo and cones as our centre cannot hold.

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Weekend Worstoff 229

Posted on December 1, 2012 by

I’m trying to get back into drawing.
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Pete F sent this from Price Street Fremantle, which seems vaguely familiar, but anyway, perhaps it’s some kind of protest against Fremantle becoming The Freel Cock-burning Thunder, which is apparently definitely happening. Of course it is. How could they miss an opportunity to be referred to as cock burners?
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Snave like this little boutique style cock graffiti.
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And Ljuke has only just noticed the tiling masterpiece that is the Baysie.
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Worst well.

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