Barbara Filmography

• Ass Obsession (2004)
• Out Numbered 2 (2004)
• Campus Babes (2003)
• Legal Skin 10 (2003)
• The Private Life of Wanda Curtis (2002)
• The Best by Private 35: 3 x 1, Three Girls on One Guy (2002)
• Private Gold 32: Lethal Information (2001)
• Pirate 7: Sex Club (1998)
• Euro Angels 7 (1998)
• Triple X Files 7: Laura (1998)
• Sodomania 25: Spring Break in Budapest (1998)
• Private Gold 29: The Perversion of Barbara (1998)
• Private Solid Gold One (1997)
• Totally Tiffany (1997)

Barbara Filmography

• Tu sauras qui je suis: Brel, Barbara et Franz (2012)
• Barbara, ma plus belle histoire d'amour c'est vous (2010)
• Rappelle-toi Barbara (2007)
• Bleu, blanc, rose (2002)
• Je suis né à Venise (1977)
• Je suis né à Venise (1977)
• L'oiseau rare (1973)
• Franz (1972)
• Aussi loin que l'amour (1971)
• À chacun son la (1965)
• Le toubib, médecin du gang (1956)

Barbara Filmography

• Schulferien auf dem Ponyhof (2002)
• Ein pikantes Geschenk (2001)
• Eine schrecklich nette Familie (2001)
• Fütterungszeit für süsse Ferkel (2001)
• Uromania 7 (2001)
• Tödliche Gier (2001)
• Die Witwe (2001)
• Treulose Tomaten (2000)
• Treulose Tomaten (2000)

Barbara

Whether she likes it or not the out-spoken, no-nonsense Yorkshire woman Barbara ('Gwen Taylor' (qv)) has become the agony aunt, problem-solver for her extended family. Her husband, Ted ('Sam Kelly' (qv)), has the most amazing of adventures whilst driving his cab everyday whilst her outrageous son-in-law, Martin ('Mark Benton' (qv)), seems to investigate the most bizarre news stories for the local television station. Even at work she can't escape as she gets it in one ear from the other receptionist, Doreen ('Madge Hindle' (qv)), whose husband becomes involved in the most perverse of activities and in the other from her sister Jean ('Sherrie Hewson' (qv)) who positively enjoys relating her latest sexual conquests. Through it all Barbara struggles vainly on hoping one day for a quieter life!

Cast

• Gwen Taylor
• Sam Kelly
• Benedict Sandiford
• John Arthur
• Sherrie Hewson
• Elizabeth Carling
• Mark Benton
• Madge Hindle
• William Bright
• Edward Bright
• Lucy Moss
• Amy Moss
• Rob Brydon
• Toby Longworth
• Ian Angus Wilkie
• Sean McShane
• Helen Atkinson-Wood

• Season 1
• Episode 1: Birthday
  Abrasive doctor's receptionist Barbara is preparing for her friend Jean's birthday when daughter Lin...
• Episode 2: Rivals
  Barbara and Doreen find themselves competing for the attention of handsome young Dr Brown but when h...
• Episode 3: Armour
  Having been sacked as a hospital visitor for failing to notice when a patient passed out Barbara is ...
• Episode 4: Friends
  Ted finds a salmon left in his cab so Barbara cooks it for tea but when the irate owner arrives dema...
• Episode 5: Coffee
  Jean returns to Phil but her obsession with his baldness leads Linda and Neil to believe that she is...
• Episode 6: Scattering
  Barbara drags the rest of the family to the Yorkshire moors to scatter her mother's ashes but no soo...
• Episode : Job
  Pushy Barbara Liversage - to be spelled Liversidge in later episodes - is a receptionist at a Leeds ...
• Season 2
• Episode 1: Kids
  The new baby is giving Martin sleepless nights and he falls asleep on air,getting him the sack. In f...
• Episode 2: Massage
  When Barbara does her back in she does not take kindly to Ted hiring beefy Mrs Gibbs to do her clean...
• Episode 3: Mum
  Ted's mother Queenie,who is even ruder and more outspoken than Barbara - whom she dislikes - comes t...
• Episode 4: Christening
  UK:15 December 2000...
• Episode 5: Tyres
  UK:22 December 2000...
• Episode 6: Fox
  UK:24 December 2000...
• Episode 7: Sisters
  UK:23 March 2001...
• Episode 8: Mate
  UK:30 March 2001...
• Episode 9: Wedding
  UK:6 April 2001...
• Episode 10: Sheep
  UK:24 June 2001...
• Season 3
• Episode 1: Queenie
  UK:30 April 2002...
• Episode 2: Flood
  UK:7 May 2002...
• Episode 3: Valentine
  UK:11 May 2002...
• Episode 4: Crime
  When the area is hit by a spate of burglaries Barbara joins the Neighbourhood Watch and hosts them a...
• Episode 5: Weekend
  UK:21 May 2002...
• Episode 6: Baby
  Linda and Martin have been trying for another baby without success - though Martin is more pleased a...
• Season 4
• Episode 1: Honeymoon
  To celebrate their fortieth wedding anniversary Ted takes Barbara to Scarborough,where they spent th...
• Episode 2: Neighbours
  UK:2 March 2003...
• Episode 3: Guy Fawkes
  Ted and Barbara go to offer their sympathies to his friend Frank,whose wife Edna has recently died a...
• Episode 4: Kirsty
  Barbara and Ted return from holiday,Ted having broken his leg retrieving their luggage from the airp...
• Episode 5: Cottage
  To celebrate Barbara's sixtieth birthday the family,with Doreen,head off for a country cottage for t...
• Episode 6: Who Shot Barbara?
  UK:4 April 2003...

• Terrorgruppe
• Needless To Say
• Die Schröders
• Los Hermanos
• Umberto Tozzi
• Didier Barbelivien

BA BA BA BABADABADUBA
BABADUBA BABA BARBARA SALESCH
BA BA BA BABADABADUBA
BABADUBA BABA BARBARA BARBARA
BA BA BA BABADABADUBA
BABADUBA BABA BARBARA SALESCH
BA BA BA BABADABADUBA
BABADUBA BABA BARBARA SALESCH HAT RECHT,
LEBENSL„NGLICH ZACK, WEG
DER KIRSCHBAUM VOM NACHBARN
W„CHST VIEL ZU HOCH,
DIE MIETERIN VON UNTEN
H„LT SICH NEN ZOO,
DER KUNDENBERATER
DER BANK HAT GELOGEN,
DIE NEUE EINBAUKœCHE VON IKEA
IST TOTAL VERBOGEN
DER HAUSDURCHGANG IST MIT
MœLL ZUGESTELLT
DIE EX-EHEFRAU
WILL VIEL ZU VIEL GELD,
BRUTALE VERBRECHEN,
DIE GEFAHR IST GROSS,
ZUM GLœCK GIBT`S JA RICHTERIN BARBARA GNADENLOS!!!
BA BA BA BABADABADUBA
BABADUBA BABA BARBARA SALESCH
BA BA BA BABADABADUBA
BABADUBA BABA BARBARA BARBARA
BA BA BA BABADABADUBA
BABADUBA BABA BARBARA SALESCH
BA BA BA BABADABADUBA
BABADUBA BABA BARBARA SALESCH HAT RECHT,
RUCKZUCK, WEG

So you want an outopsy, we'll put your head on a platter baby, no matter where you run, no matter where you hide, the reapers getting close, hes gonna get you inside, its never the same, when your breathing with your lungs, i know that i see you face now, fallen into this place that you have taken me, ___ the people you taken before me, now its time to rise,time to face this revelation, you've gained every word that i have always told you before, out of all ears, never regret, never regret, never remember the decisions that you have made

ICH TRAF DICH IRGENDWO
AUF NER PARTY AUF'M KLO
JEMAND HATTE DICH VERGESSEN
ICH NAHM DICH MIT NACH HAUS
UND DA PACKTE ICH DICH AUS
UND WIR HA'M ZUSAMM GEGESSEN
WIR BRAUCHTEN KEIN GEREDE
ALLES TRAUMHAFT KLAR
DU HAST DIE SCHÖNSTEN AUGEN
DIE ICH JE IM LEBEN SAH
BABARA IST SO GEIL
WIR GINGEN IN DIE WANNE
UND ICH NAHM DICH IN DIE ZANGE
UND DU WOLLTEST GLEICH NACH OBEN
SPÄTER SEKT UND KAVIAR
AM MORGEN AB NACH FLORIDA
WIR WOLLTEN UNS VERLOBEN
DU WARST NOCH IMMER VOLL
UND KAMST TROTZDEM DURCH'N ZOLL
DOCH DER URLAUB WURDE ÖDE
ES WAR EINFACH NICHT MEHR TOLL
GESTERN HAST DU MICH VERLASSEN
ES MACHTE MIR NICHTS AUS
WIE KÖNN'T ICH DICH JETZT HASSEN
TJA DIE LUFT WAR EBEN RAUS
BARBARA IST SO GEIL
TJA DIES IST NUN ALLES ZIEMLICH
LANGE HER, HEUTE BIN ICH MIT
"NASTY NANCY" SEHR ZUFRIEDEN
UND WENN ICH TRAURIG BIN,
DANN HOL ICH MEINEN ALTEN
AUFBLASBAREN RADIO-RECORDER
UND HÖRE DIESES LIED...

Há muito uma menina vem maltratando o coração de um amigo meu
Eu acho que ela também já chorou mas também acho que já se esqueceu
Por que pisar num coração que ama e deixar ele sozinho
Sabendo que sua vida mais que tudo necessita de carinho?
Então eu te imploro
Oh Bárbara
Não maltrate meu amigo
Pois eu sei que seu coração só pensa em
Bárbara
não maltrate meu amigo
pois eu sei que seu coração só pensa em ti
Já alertei a ele de todos os jeitos todo seu perigo
Já disse que um dia dessa relação ele sairá ferido
Já contei tragédias e mentiras a seu respeito
Sei que o amor é cego e meus conselhos são sem efeito
Mas mesmo assim imploro
Oh Bárbara
Não maltrate meu amigo
Pois eu sei que seu coração só pensa em
Bárbara
não maltrate meu amigo
pois eu sei que seu coração só pensa em ti

Barbara Barbara tieni la mia immagine
chiudila nei tuoi occhi a zingara Barbara
Barbara il calendario taglierò in giorni sì e giorni no
mangiando musica
in questa estate che va a sud infatti non ti sento più
profumo d'Africa
Barbara donna da riprendere
liberazione o prigionia
mattone o piuma chi lo sa
ma che sia Barbara
in questa notte di lillà che se mi sveglio tu sia là
ancora Barbara
Oh miele di farfalla lascia cadere una stella
Oh miele di farfalla lascia la notte com'è
in questa estate che va a sud e infatti non ti sento più
Oh miele di farfalla dorme tranquilla la luna
o Barbara o nessuna
Barbara Barbara
scaldami scaldati
fallo fino all'ultimo
Barbara se lasciarsi è l'unica Barbara Barbara
Barbara dimmi che resti che resti o che vai via
fammi morire o vivere
ma non quest'agonia
Barbara
anche se Barbara io ci sto Barbara
al gioco dei tuoi sì e no
al gioco dei tuoi gialli e blu
come sei bella tu
Oh miele di farfalla lascia cadere una stella
Oh miele di farfalla lascia la notte com'è
in quest'estate che va a sud infatti non ti sento più
Oh miele amaro
Barbara Barbara tieni la mia immagine
chiudila nei tuoi occhi a zingara Barbara
Barbara Barbara Barbara …

(Didier Barbelivien)
À Barbara, il pleut sur un préau d'école
Mi fa sol la, la pluie n'écrit pas de paroles.
Sous ses dix doigts, la pluie fait une ronde folle.
Écoutez-la à Barbara.
À Barbara, du joli côté de l'enfance
Coulent parfois des larmes couleur de silence.
Ces larmes-là de solitude et puis d'absence
Je vous les dois à Barbara.
À Barbara, l'automne a des reflets jaloux.
Le temps s'envole, Dieu que c'est long, le temps sans vous !
À Barbara, on s'était donné rendez-vous.
L'automne est là, mais vous sans moi, où êtes-vous ?
À Barbara, il pleut jusqu'à la fin novembre
Volet qui bat sur la fenêtre de ma chambre.
Un feu de bois qui n'en peut plus de vous attendre
Brûle avec moi, à Barbara.
À Barbara, l'automne a des reflets jaloux.
Le temps s'envole, Dieu que c'est long, le temps sans vous !
À Barbara, on s'était donné rendez-vous.
L'automne est là, mais vous sans moi, où êtes-vous ?
À Barbara, j'écoute un piano solitaire
Rose et lilas, comme une chanson familière.
Mi fa sol la, c'est un piano pour les prières
Qui joue pour moi, à Barbara.
À Barbara, il pleut sur un préau d'école.
Comme autrefois, la pluie n'entend pas les paroles.
Sous ses dix doigts, un aigle noir, un pigeon vole.
Ramenez-moi à Barbara !
À Barbara, l'automne a des reflets jaloux.
Le temps s'envole, Dieu que c'est long, le temps sans vous !
À Barbara, on s'était donné rendez-vous.