I feel that you shouldn't get involved in an intimate relationship
Until you are emotionally mature enough to handle it totally
Able to cope with your feelings and your sexuality
Without guilt, inhibition or phoniness
But with love, tenderness and honesty
Things were disappearing in my neighborhood
Once again somebody was up to no good
I saw that you were wanted
But not like I wanted you
And that's when I knew I had to be with you
And that's when I knew if I didn't I'd be through
To end my grief I'd have to catch a thief
Your love is my relief, my love is your relief
Come into my window, it's open every night
That's where I'll be waiting, I'll keep off all the lights
I'm lying on my bed
Crown jewels on my head
I'd never give you up
So come in from the cold, [Incomprehensible]
I'd hide you from the cops, don't be frightened now my love
I'll take the life of crime, all to make you mine
Come in off that roof top, you're so handsome, dressed in black
See you in the shadows, I'd like to see you on your back
Take this precious treasure
And I will treasure you
We'll run away my dear, some place special have no fear
We'll even change our names
We'll be kinky, we'll be strange
I'll take the life of crime, all to make you mine
All to catch a thief
Your love is my relief, my love is your relief
Your love is my relief, my love is your relief
I said to her
Face reality
Why can't you face the truth?
And that ain't nothing but another name
For Hennessey
It's happening every day
And what is she gonna do about it?
She's just one person against all of us
It looks rough and grimy and grungy
Maybe a little bit more bleach
Maybe some more Woolite
Will help give it a whiter
Fresher smell
'Cause music is my whole life
I took
(Me...)
Singing lessons
Guitar lessons
Dancing lessons
Tap dancing lessons
(Yeah, it's mine)
I tried to learn how to play the drums
I took piano lessons
But I, I revolve around music!
And the people associated with it
And that means all the cute boys
Sorry, I don't, really, I don't
I don't have much technique at all
A big gallon of ketchup
Heinz ketchup
It's not so fatty on the meat
And um, it's juicy
And they have this Mu Shu sauce that goes very well
It's very zesty, and
Sweet
He's really crazy
He's really horny
"Randy" is what they call it
Randy?
Randy
He's puny too!
He's
Those English dudes are so kinky!
God, Jimmy loves being beaten!
As for me, I'm known
For sweating pretty hard
If I don't wear any socks with my shoes
It's important for me
To put some baby powder in my shoes
To keep my shoes nice and fresh and clean
Monsieur Dan, can I come with you
As you both look awfully kind
Sadly he and me are through
Let me tell you what I've got in mind
I'll sing to you my mewing charm
Looks like you both could use a pet
And purr my purr all night long
I think a pussy's your best bet
Stroke that shiny coat
Stroking is the antidote
Stroke that, it's a start
Only for the wild at heart
Stroke that shiny coat
Stroking is the antidote
Stroke that shiny coat
Stroking's what it's all about
My tail alone could tell you tales
It's got a life all of its own
Watch it move just like a sail
Sail you to the twilight zone
I love to lap a spot cream
And I assure you that I'm neat
But you never know what you can expect
When the pussy is in heat
Stroke that shiny coat
Stroking is the antidote
Stroke that, it's a start
Only for the wild at heart
Stroke that shiny coat
Stroking is the antidote
Stroke that shiny coat
Stroking's what it's all about
I like to watch, if you don't mind
Every sphinx knows how to pass the time
Your little love nest suits me well
Let me show you how to cast a spell
Stroke that shiny coat
Stroking is the antidote
Stroke that it's a start
Only for the wild at heart
Stroke that shiny coat
Stroking is the antidote
Stroke that shiny coat
Pardon me sir, is this seat taken?
I overheard you say, ?Not stirred but shaken?
And I could really throw one back
Such a thirst doesn't always permit
Forward tact, so, if you would sir
Pardon me, a stiff one is my specialty
Strangers on a train
Strangers on a train
Oh, you're very charming sir
Now here's to you
I don't want to know your name
Or what you do
I know, here's to strangers on a train
Strangers on a train
Oh, I think we're going faster
From the mount to the pasture
Just look at that scenery
It's lovely, it's lovely
I really like to ride the train
Especially when I forget where I'm goin'
I really like the way it feels
Motion of the wheels
As the raging sparks are flyin'
From the wounded rails still cryin'
Battling the scenery, it's lovely, it's lovely
It's lovely, it's lovely
I really like to ride the train
Especially when I forget where I'm goin'
I really like the way it feels
Motion of the wheels
Mountain, meadow, oh, I, I'd better go
This is my station, you know
I've had a lovely time
Dan, i need you now!
ok Mikey.. come!
feel the fire
feel my love inside you so bright
there's a sound and the smell of love on my mind
i'm a toy
come and play with me, say work now
wrap your legs
around me ride me tonight
sex, sex, sex
i'm a man
i'm a goddess
i'm a man
i'm a virgin
i'm a man
i'm a blue movie
i'm a man
i'm a bitch
i'm a man
i'm a geisha
i'm a man
i'm a little girl
i'm a man
and we'll make love together
why does man go to hooker
first of all because
he quite often is not all that happy and sexual satisfied at home
his wife won't perform all the activities he has in mind
and most of all, oral sex is a taboo
the woman would say "what do you think I am, a whore
i don't want to do that!"
slip and slide when you're where you like to feel the blood flow
not to fast
don't be slow my love's in your hands
i'm a man
i'm a boy
i'm a man
i'm your mother
i'm a man
i'm a one night stand
i'm a man
i'm a bi
i'm a man
i'm your slave
i'm a man
i'm a little girl
i'm a man
and we'll make love together
most of them come to a hooker and say
"my wife oh my wife is she dead in bed
she's frigid, cold as a starfish!"
they take off the pants
and their underpants
there's nothing more ridiculous than a guy with his party socks on
he dives into the bedroom
he says "do me!", suck it!
skin to skin
honey hold tight
come inside it's a passion play just for you
let's get lost in the magic place alone now
drink your fill from a fountain of love wet your lips
i'm a man
i'm a teaser
i'm a man
i'm a virgin
i'm man
i'm a one night stand
i'm a man
i'm a drug
i'm a man
i'm your slave
i'm a man
i'm a dream to find
i'm a man
and we'll make love together
i'm a man
i'm a goddess
i'm a man
i'm a hooker
i'm a man
i'm a blue movie
i'm a man
i'm a slut
i'm a man
well i'm your babe
i'm a man
i'm a dream to find
i'm a man
and we'll make love together
we'll make love together
we'll make love together
we'll make love together
we'll make love together
fuckin piece of shit
one little two little three little indians
I was driving in my car, late at night all alone
Then he stopped me, asked me for a ride
There you were on your own
Now ask me why do I feel my heart's on fire
Ask me why do I feel this strange desire
Ask me why do I feel like I'm falling, I'm falling
Take me home
What a wonderful way to go
Take me home
What a wonderful way to go
Licking your greasy spoon, jukebox playing my tune
Making out in your room, blowing up your balloon
Playing you like a bassoon but if I only knew
Where we were driving to, I wouldn't have let you fill my tank
I pulled in to your truck stop
And I'm sleeping on the asphalt eighteen
Wheelin' and siphon gas and I'm feeling you're my big 10-4
Now ask me why do I feel my heart's on fire
Ask me why do I feel this strange desire
Ask me why do I feel like I'm falling, falling
Take me home
What a wonderful way to go
Take me home
What a wonderful way to go
Take me home
What a wonderful way to go
Take me home
What a wonderful way to go
Take me home
I love that lovage, baby
I love that lovage, baby
Old english lovage alcoholic cordial
Savour the old english cordial originally distilled
From devon herbs and spices
Using the secret recipe handed down through generations
And still one of devon's most popular imbibes
Traditionally drunk two parts lovage to one part brandy
As a soothing winter warmer, but if you want something a
little more explicit
We recommend two parts Hennessy to one part lovage
Enjoy, baby
After all, our dreams went down
Sinking for our very eyes
Still echoing the sound
Oh, the frozen dreadful cries
Witnessed the passing of our only loves
Lose a barrel to the sea
Why did you choose my only love?
It could have easily been me
But it seems there was some other plan
One I don't care to understand
In the refuge of these foreign arms
I could find your holy land
How can it be that we defy this tragedy
From this lifeboat in the dark?
Is it wrong that we could come together?
Wind and sorrow bear a spark
In our soul and desperation
Truest thing we'd ever known
But to admit that to love would be blasphemy
Just to show we had our ground
How can it be that we defy this tragedy
From this lifeboat in the dark?
Is it wrong that we could come together?
Wind and sorrow bear a spark
How can it be that we defy this tragedy
From this lifeboat in the dark?
Is it wrong that we could come together?
Wind and sorrow bear a spark
How can it be that we defy this tragedy
From this lifeboat in the dark?
Is it wrong that we could come together?
What's my motherfuckin' name?
To bring pain to pussy niggaz and pussy hoes, it's one
in the same
I met so many men and
It's like their all the same
My appetite for lovin'
Is now my hunger pain
Tired of bein' alone
Yeah, yeah
Sick of arguin on the phone
Yeah, yeah
Are you tellin' all your friends
Yeah, yeah
That your nigga don't understand
My love
Cause I'm real
The way you walk, the way you move, the way you talk
Cause I'm real
The way you stare, the way you look, your style, your
hair
Cause I'm real
The way you smile, the way you smell, it drives me wild
Cause I'm real
And I can't go on without you
Hard lovin' and straight thuggin'
Bitch, I ain't doin' this shit for nuttin'
I'm here to get it poppin', hoppin, let's ride up in
the Benz
Hair blowin' in the wind, sun glistenin' off my skin
Now people lovin' me and hatin' me, treatin' me
ungratefully
But not knowin' that they ain't makin' me or breakin'
My life I live it to the limit and I love it
Now I can breathe again, baby, now I can breathe again
Tired of bein' alone
Yeah, yeah
Sick of arguin on the phone
Yeah, yeah
Are you tellin' all your friends
Yeah, yeah
That your nigga don't understand
My love
Cause I'm real
The way you walk, the way you move, the way you talk
Cause I'm real
The way you stare, the way you look, your style, your
hair
Cause I'm real
The way you smile, the way you smell, it drives me wild
Cause I'm real
I don't dig a lot of the establishment
Well, your ideas and values
They may work for you but
They don't all work for me
As far as i'm concerned
Some are with it and well some aren't
Hmm, that's a hard one to say
It's hard to say, I'd say
Well wash your ass every day
Wash your whole body every day
And brush your breath at least 2 or 3 times a day
With your teef and then you know, wash the face
Do any of these things prevent venereal disease,
besides the rubbers ?
Carry some of your herbal or salt or pepper around in
your pocket
Stuff, it opens up in your pocket and gets mixed up
with your lint cotton
Or mess with the flavour 'cause when you take the herb
and put it in your mouth
Then you gonna be eatin' somethin' then you got little
strings of lint pullin' on your teeth
So you just take it out and use the string for flossin'
That's...that's far out
What do you feel is the best way to
To keep from getting a, a chick pregnant?
I mean...i mean, what do you do?
Well, you need different pairs of socks
You know, some times you need the coloured socks
That's if you're gonna wear one pair of socks to hide
your dirt
Then every, every, every other couple of days I mean,
you wear the white sock
You can wear them probably 1 or 2 days
Until you try to walk aroun' an' they get caught in the
carpet
Then the dirt used up from the carpet gets up into your
sock
Then you get the little black spots on the side
Or you can go and you get, you know, the different
types
There's other types of socks that's made for shoes
But then they get funky and your feet start sweatin'
and stuff
Or you can get sweat socks that grab the sweat so they
won't be funk
And you get the powder into put it in so you won't get
the funk or the funky feet
Or that little feet and the stink is you have to be the
funk
Cuz when you die you go back to the funk
And if you got sock funk you got to be funky cuz it
stinkin
When a man needs a woman?s love so much
It can be a beautiful love story
But not all love is beautiful
This is the strangest music to make love to
Passion filled rendezvous
Heart wrenching goodbyes
A memory of love
This is the way I always wanted it to feel like
It won?t be not as long
As long as you insisted on living in the past
'Cause that?s pain
I don?t care who you are
It takes so many things to make love last
But most of all it takes respect
And I can?t live with a man I don?t respect
No wonder you're upset
She?s lovely, he?s quite the man about town
There?s one song in particular he used in his, umm
Campaign, the phone bill is going to be enormous, you know
You and me are a disease and the germs are spreading
Use me like Listerine, keeping your breath fresher
Feel the stroke of your paintbrush, my blank sheet of paper
I'm your book of the month, read the fine print later
We'll invent new four letter words
You are the bitter, I am the sweet
Run through the fields, sing with the birds
You are the griddle, I am the meat
I'll turn you on like the electric company
You are the bitter, I am the sweet
Flick on the switch and light your pilot light
You are the griddle, I am the meat
You and me are a disease and the germs are spreading
Use me like Listerine, keeping your breath fresher
Feel the stroke of your paintbrush, my blank sheet of paper
I'm your book of the month, read the fine print later
We'll laugh away our golden years
You are the bitter, I am the sweet
We'll line the clouds with silver tears
You are the griddle, I am the meat
You and me are a disease and the germs are spreading
Use me like Listerine, keeping your breath fresher
Feel the stroke of your paintbrush, my blank sheet of paper
I'm your book of the month, read the fine print later
You and me are a disease and the germs are spreading
Use me like Listerine, keeping your breath fresher
Feel the stroke of your paintbrush, my blank sheet of paper
I'm your book of the month, read the fine print later
You are the bitter, I am the sweet
You are the griddle, I am the meat
You are the trick, I am the treat
You are the circus, I am the freak
You are the bitter, I am the sweet
You are the griddle, I am the meat
You are the trick, I am the treat
Flowers on your grave
(I never loved you)
Flowers on your grave
(I never touched you)
I'll bet that you're there
(Never knew you cared)
Flowers on your grave
Little buttercups and wild daisies
By the lily pond, remember baby
Blowing dandelions, my only wish was you
Sitting on a cold slab
Feeling my warm stab
You know I'll be missing you
That's why I'm kissing you
Flowers on your grave
(I never loved you)
Flowers on your grave
(I never touched you)
I paid my respects
(Too little, too late)
Flowers on your grave
Little buttercups and wild daisies
By the lily pond, remember baby
Blowing dandelions, my only wish was you
I look funny all dressed in black
My wet handkerchief won't bring you back
Now there lowering you down
You feel me from underground
Flowers on your grave
(I never loved you)
Flowers on your grave
(I never touched you)
I'll bet that you're there
(Never knew you cared)
Flowers on your grave
Little buttercups and wild daisies
By the lily pond, remember baby
Blowing dandelions, my only wish was you
You are the lucky one
I hope you've had your fun
For all those nights I set you free
Tonight you'll remember me
Flowers on your grave
(I never loved you)
Flowers on your grave
(I never touched you)
I paid my respects
(Too little, too late)
Flowers on your grave
Jealous of the flies and the worms inside me
Jealous of the flies and the worms inside me
Jealous of the flies and the worms inside me
My inner demons compel me to be here
Your cheeks are flush like rose petals
You're consumed with rage
But I'm consumed with you
Eyes intertwine through the haze
Intoxicated by your bloodshot stare
In all of my dreams I never thought I'd see
A face that could launch a thousand ships
And the music was like wind in your hair
The moonlight caressed your silhouette
Kiss of ocean mist is in the air
Why must God punish me this way?
Lay down my hand, the next move is yours
As you undress me with your frozen eyes
In all of my dreams I never thought I'd see
An endless love to share my blue lagoon
And the music was like wind in your hair
The moonlight caressed your silhouette
Kiss of ocean mist is in the air
Why must God punish me this way?
Happiness is hard to come by but I've had my fair share
The satin sheets, the lemon peels, the minor keys, the major pills
We've climbed the mountain
Saw the top and planted the apple seed
And can't you see we could've had it all
And the music was like wind in your hair
The moonlight caressed your silhouette
Kiss of ocean mist is in the air
Why must God punish me?
And the music was like wind in your hair
The moonlight caressed your silhouette
Kiss of ocean mist is in the air
Why must God punish me this way?
Why must God punish me this way?
