Magic Island (1995)

Actors

• Charles Band (producer)
• Isaac Hayes (actor)
• Richard Band (composer)
• Andrew Divoff (actor)
• Albert Band (producer)
• French Stewart (actor)
• Abraham Benrubi (actor)
• Martine Beswick (actress)
• Zachery Ty Bryan (actor)
• Sam Irvin (actor)
• Sam Irvin (director)
• Josi W. Konski (producer)
• Debra Dion (producer)
• Ja'net DuBois (actress)
• Eric Miller (producer)

Genres

• Adventure
• Family
• Fantasy

Quotes:

Supperstein: [Jack's stereo plays loud music] What be that noise, captain?::Blackbeard: What?::Supperstein: I said, "What BE that noise?"::Blackbeard: What?::Supperstein: [music stops] I said, "WHAT BE THAT INFERNAL RACKET?::Blackbeard: IT BE YOU HOLLERIN' IN ME EAR!

Mr. Wonderful (1993)

Actors

• Dan Perri (miscellaneous crew)
• Bill Timoney (miscellaneous crew)
• William Hurt (actor)
• Luis Guzmán (actor)
• Matt Dillon (actor)
• Vincent D'Onofrio (actor)
• James Gandolfini (actor)
• Dan Hedaya (actor)
• Adam LeFevre (actor)
• John Rothman (actor)
• Mary-Louise Parker (actress)
• Anthony Minghella (director)
• David Boston (actor)
• Wayne Petrucelli (miscellaneous crew)
• Dianne Dreyer (miscellaneous crew)

Genres

• Comedy
• Romance

Taglines:

Sometimes love is a stranger. And sometimes it's someone you've known all your life.

Funny Face

Sandy Stockton was a very sweet and slightly naive young woman from downstate Illinois who was experiencing big city life for the first time as a student at the University of California at Los Angeles. She also worked part time as an actress in television commercials, and was befriended by her neighbor Alice and her landlords, the Harwells.

Cast

• Valorie Armstrong
• Kathleen Freeman
• Henry Beckman
• Sandy Duncan
• Lillian Bronson
• Benny Rubin
• Patty Regan
• Scott C. Kolden
• Hollis Irving
• Jonathan Harris
• David Doyle
• Jeff Whipple
• John Fink
• Nita Talbot
• Frank Aletter
• Tommy Farrell
• Elliott Street
• Patricia Harty

• Season 1
• Episode 1: The Used Car
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• Episode 2: A Lesson in Courage
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• Episode 3: No Music, Maestro, Please?
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• Episode 4: The Repairman Cheateth
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• Episode 5: Drive? Who Said?
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• Episode 6: A Star Is Born on a Stretcher
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• Episode 7: The Marrying Kind
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• Episode 8: What's in a Mouth
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• Episode 9: Four Sided Triangle
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• Episode 10: Don't Worry, I'll Manage
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• Episode 11: A Crush on Sandy
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• Episode 12: Captain Wonderful
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• Episode 13: Pilot
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• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Funny Face - Marty Robbins
• Funny Face - kinks
• Funny Face - Kitty Wells
• Funny Face - Ella Fitzgerald
• Funny Face - Red Hot Chili Peppers
• Funny Face - Backstreet Boys
• Funny Face - Jean Shepard
• Funny Face - Muffs
• Funny Face - The Muffs
• Funny Face - Fred Astaire
• Funny Face - Sparks
• Funny Face - Parlotones
• Funny Face - Donna Fargo
• Funny Face - Stephen Egerton
• Funny Face - Angus Soundtrack

Funny face, I love you
Funny face, I need you
My whole world's wrapped up in you
When the road I walk seems all uphill
And the colors in my rainbow turn blue
You kiss the tears away
You smile at me and say
"Funny face (funny face) I love you"
Funny face, I love you
Funny face, I need you
These are the sweetest words I've ever heard
Funny face, don't leave me
Funny face, believe me
My whole world's wrapped up in you
And when I hurt your feelings as I sometimes do
And I say those mean things that we know are not true
You forgive my childish way
You hold me close and say
"Funny face (funny face) I love you"
Funny face, I love you
Funny face, I need you
These are the sweetest words I've ever heard
Funny face, don't leave me
Funny face, believe me
My whole world's wrapped up in you
Funny face, I love you
Funny face, I need you
FADE
These are the sweetest words I've ever heard

You're walking 'round in my memory
That only gets stronger and stronger
Smudged mascara and pill-shaped eyes
Everything you want was bought with lies.
But what can I do about it
The say you won't last any longer
All the gates of love you won't walk through
The only gates you see are colored blue.
I see you peering through frosted windows
Eyes don't smile, all they do is cry
Funny Face, she's all right
Funny Face, she's all right
Funny Face, she's all right
Oh how can I live without her
The doctors won't let me see her
But I can catch a glimpse through the doorway
Of the girl that I love and care for
I see you peering through frosted windows
Eyes don't smile, all they do is cry
Funny Face, she's all right
Funny Face, she's all right

FUNNY FACE
Writer Donna Fargo
Funny face don't leave me funny face believe me
My whole world's wrapped up in you
When the road I walk seems all up hill and the colors in my rainbow turn blue
You kiss the tears away you smile at me and say funny face (funny face) I love you
Funny face I love you funny face I need you
These are the sweetest words I've ever heard
Funny face don't leave me funny face believe me
My whole world's wrapped up in you
And when I hurt your feelings that I sometimes do
And I say those mean things that we know are not true
You forgive my childish way
You hold me close and say funny face (funny face) I love you
Funny face I love you...

Verse 1:
Jimmy:
Frankie, dear, your birthday gift reveals to me
That at heart you’re really not so bad.
If I add, y our funny face appeals to me.
Please dont’ think I’ve suddenly gone mad.
You have all the qualities of peter pan;
I’d go far before I’d find a sweeter pan
And yet
Refrain:
I love your funny face,
Your sunny, funny face;
For you’re a cutie
With more than beauty
You’ve got a lot
Of personality n.t.
A thousand laughs I’ve found
In having you around.
Through you’re not gloria swanson,
For worlds I’d not replace
Your sunny, funny face.
Verse 2:
Frankie:
Needn’t tell me that I’m not so pretty, dear,
When my looking glass and I agree,
In the contest at atlantic city, dear,
Miss america I’d never be,
Truth to tell, though, you’re not such a bad lot yourself;
As a paul swan, you are not so hot yourself.
And yet.
Refrain 2:
I love your funny face,
Your sunny, funny face;
You can’t repair it,
So I declare it
Is quite all right -
Jimmy:
Like ronald colman?
Frankie:
So’s your ol’ man!
Yet it’s very clear,
I’m gladwhen you are near.
Though you’re no handsome harry
For worlds I’d not replace
Your sunny funny face.
Refrain 3:
I love that funny face,
That sunny, funny face;
Thought it upsets one,
In time, it gets one -
That’s true, for you
Have personality for two.
Those eyes! those nose! those cheek!
Won’t make a movie sheik,
But though your’e not patootie,
For worlds I’d not replace
Your sunny, funny face.
Extra chorus:
Frankie: [to dog]
I love your funny face,
Your sunny, funny face;
You never bother
About your father.
Have you no shame?
You’re just a mutt and nothing but!
Yet when you wag your tail,
You’ll never be for sale.
Though you’re no rin tin tin, dear,
For worlds I’d not replace
Your sunny, funny face.

It must have been your funny face
It must have been your love
It must have been your paper chase that
Wasn't quite enough
It must have been your tiny dance that
Made me laugh out loud
Must have been your angel dust that
Put me on your cloud
You're the reason why...
You're the reason I...
It must have been your love... oh
It must have been your love... I said
It must have been your love... In a little bit...
It must have been your love
It must have been your poppy eyes
That made me step outside
It must have been the sight of tears that
Let me know I cried
It must have been your bunny shake
It must have been your love
A lot of girls won't come around they
Treat me like a wolf
It must have been your love
It must have been your love... I said
It must have been your love... I gotta get that
It must have been your love
You're my angel baby
You're my darling
You're my star
Lo lo lo lolita
Let her see me deep in love
You're the reason why...
You're the reason I...
It must have been your love
It must have been your love... now
It must have been your love...
It must have been your love
You're my angel baby
You're my darling
You're my star
Lo lo lo lolita
Let her see me deep in love
I've stared at eyes in a crooked frown
Make more of life, just settle down
Every single little princess needs a crown

Nick:
Baby Wipe your eyes
Cause I don't want to see you cry
I don't want you thinking I'm a bad guy
Sometimes I say some things
That I don't really mean
The last thing that I want is you mad at me
I know I know what I got to do
To get a get a smile out of you
Make my lips touch my nose
Cross my eyes until I go blind
Before I go blind
Backstreet Boys:
Every time I think your sad I just make a funny face
(Make a funny face yeah)
Even when I make you mad I put on my funny face
(On my funny face)
I like it when you smile (I like when you smile)
I love it when you laugh (I love it when you laugh)
I love it when you do it to so let me see your funny face (yeah)
Nick:
It tickles me to see your trying not to laugh at me
'Cause we both know your not as tough as you seem
I know you want to laugh (come on)
I know you want to laugh (come on)
I know you want to laugh come on
Laugh with me come on
Backstreet Boys:
Every time I think your sad I just make a funny face
(Make a funny face yeah)
Even when I make you mad I put on my funny face
(On my funny face)
I like it when you smile (I like when you smile)
I love it when you laugh (I love it when you laugh)
I love it when you do it to so let me see your funny face (yeah)
Nick:
You stick your tongue out
I stick mine out too
You roll your eyes
And I laugh at you
You say I hate you
I say I love you (yeah, yeah, yeah)
No matter what you do I can't stay mad at you
And you can't stay mad at me
So what we going to do
Make a funny face
Backstreet Boys:
Every time I think your sad I just make a funny face
(Make a funny face yeah)
Even when I make you mad I put on my funny face
(On my funny face)
I like it when you smile (I like when you smile)
I love it when you laugh (I love it when you laugh)

When the roads I travel seem all up hill and the colors in my rainbows turn blue
You kiss my tears away you smile at me and say funny face funny face I love you
Funny face I love you funny face I need you
These are the sweetest words I've ever heard
Funny face don't leave me funny face believe me
My whole world's wrapped up in you
And when I hurt your feelings like I sometimes do
And I say those mean things we know are not true
You forgive my childish ways you hold me close and say funny face I love you
Funny face I love you...

Sitting back and doing nothing
I could hate you
I don't think I will
If you ever see me anywhere
And you know me
Please walk away
Funny face
Why do you look after me?
Funny face
Why do you care?
Doing everything I wanna do
Maybe someday
You will be there
I thought we would always get along
I like everyone
They all hate me
Funny face
What's wrong with you anyway?
Funny face
Why do I care?
You want everything from me
But you won't get it
I did everything I could
But now, I'll just forget it
Funny face
What's wrong with you anyway?
Funny face

Sitting back and doing nothing
I could hate you
I don't think I will
If you ever see me anywhere
And you know me
Please walk away
Funny face
Why do you look after me
Funny face
Why do you care
Doing everything I wanna do
Maybe someday
You will be there
I thought we would always get along
I like everyone
They all hate me
Funny face
What's wrong with you anyway
Funny face
Why do I care
You want everything from me
But you won't get it
I did everything I could
But now I'll just forget it
Funny face
What's wrong with you anyway
Funny face
Why do I care

Frankly dear, your modesty reveals to me
Self-appraisal often makes me sad
And if I add, your funny face appeals to me
Please don't think I've suddenly gone mad
You've got all the qualities of Peter Pan
I'd look far before I'd find a sweeter pan
I love your funny face
Your sunny, funny face
Though you're a cutie with more than beauty
You've got a lot of personality for me
You fill the air with smiles
For miles and miles and miles
Though you're no Mona Lisa
For world's I'd not replace
Your sunny, funny face
I love your funny face
Your sunny, funny face
You're not exotic but so hypnotic
You're much, too much
If you can cook the way you look
I'd swim the ocean wide
Just to have you by my side
Though you're no Queen of Sheba
For world's I'd not replace

I looked a lot like a Vogue Magazine
Perfect and smooth, they all called me a dream
Flawless and loveless, no intimacy
I only lived to be seen
Not to be touched, too clean
Funny face, I want a funny face
Funny face, I want a funny face
Billions of dollars are spent on the face
Covering, smoothing, and changing the shape
Everyone wanted a face just like mine
Nobody wanted me
Only to look like me
Funny face, I want a funny face
Funny face, I want a funny face
Well, I'm ungrateful but I don't care
I hear comments from everywhere
Probably nothing behind the face
The face, the face
That was the day that I jumped off the bridge
Trying to end it all, I barely lived
Doctor Lamaar said "Your face is a mess"
All of the rest you can guess
I got my one request
He got his one request
And I am happy, yes
And he is happy, yes
I got my one request
He got his funny face
And I am happy, yes
And I am happy, happy
Happy, happy, happy
Funny face, I want my funny face

Funny face, funny coz
I’m not happy inside funny face,
if you look real close my eyes have died funny face,
it’s him you want but I’ll do in his place funny face,
it’s a slap slap slap in the face
is this the hand I’ve been dealt – where’s my negotiator
is this the hand I’ve been dealt – where’s my negotiator
is this the hand I’ve been dealt – where’s my negotiator
funny face, your lips may lie but feelings don’t hide
funny face, lovers entwined but where is your mind
funny face, looks as though I need a lovers guide
funny face, do you know what it’s like being second prize
you’re all I’ve ever wanted but I wanted more of you,
all of you, more than you were willing to offer
even the parts you chose to hide, more of you,

Funny face, I love you, funny face, I need you
My whole world's wrapped up in you
When the road I walk seems all up hill
And the colors in my rainbow turn blue
You kiss the tears away, you smile at me and say
Funny face, I love you
Funny face, I love you, funny face, I need you
These are the sweetest words I've ever heard
Funny face, don't leave me, funny face, believe me
My whole world's wrapped up in you
And when I hurt your feelings as I sometimes do
And I say those mean things that we know are not true
You forgive my childish ways, you hold me close and say
Funny face, I love you
Funny face, I love you, funny face, I need you
These are the sweetest words I've ever heard
Funny face, don't leave me, funny face, believe me
My whole world's wrapped up in you
Funny face, I love you, funny face, I need you
These are the sweetest words I've ever heard
Funny face, don't leave me, funny face, believe me

Funny face, did I say something wrong again?
Tell me is there a way that we can begin again
Right the wrongs, write you a love song
And the whole world can sing along to your song
I know it took a really long time
It must have been hard to try
You made me laugh till I forgot how to cry
Funny face, if we run out of things to say
Just remember the things we said on that day
Take my hand and we'll take off down the road
It don't matter which way we go
Let's just go
I used to be blind and dumb
I'm still dumb but I see a light
That used to be seen alone
I know it took a really long time
It must have been hard to try

Sitting back and doing nothing
I could hate you
I don't think I will
If you ever see me anywhere
And you know me
Please walk away
Funny face
Why do you look after me
Funny face
Why do you care
Doing everything I wanna do
Maybe someday
You will be there
I thought we would always get along
I like everyone
They all hate me
Funny face
What's wrong with you anyway
Funny face
Why do I care
You want everything from me
But you won't get it
I did everything I could
But now I'll just forget it
Funny face
What's wrong with you anyway
Funny face
Why do I care