• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Shed A Tear - Ryan Higa
• Tweet Whore - Ryan Higa
• I'm Hardcore - Ryan Higa
• I Miss You Soulja Boy - Ryan Higa
• I'm A Chingstah - Ryan Higa
• Nice Guys - Ryan Higa
• Like A Good Boy - Ryan Higa

Here it comes
Can't you see
That we're tough guys and we have feelings.
Take my hand
Close your eyes
With you right here
Imma shed a tear and cry
Don't be afraid to cry cry
You can still be a manly guy guy
Just cry.
Don't be afraid to cry cry
Let it free fall from your eyes eyes
VERSE 1:
Wake up see a sunrise
Let it free fall from your eyes.
Start my day and I read a sonnet
Got got a soft cheek with a tear on it.
Step out and the skies are clear
I'm a man and I have no fear.
Take a step and I land in crap.
I let it out, no holding back.
(CHORUS)
VERSE 2:
Baby we can go out on a first date.
But you come and pick me up half an hour late.
Girl I'm not gonna lie, that you almost made me cry,
But I'm a masculine man ill be ok.
Yeah, your place, toy story 3
the greatest all time kid's movie.
But I forgot, Andy leaves Woody,

Chorus (x2)
Tweet like a whore like me
Tweet like Tila/Miley
Tweet till your hands are numb
Tweet till your sounding dumb
Verse 1
Cuz I'm tweeting all day
And I seem to tweet more words than I really do say
Cuz I'm always tweeting all the important things, you
Like when I fart, cry, laugh, burp and when I have to
I'm going to the airport cuz I have to catch a plane
Did you really need to know that?
Of course! That's insane!
I think I'll take a picture, twitpic for you to see
I'll write that I am ugly, so that you can disagree
Chorus (x2)
Tweet like a whore like me
Tweet like Tila/Miley
Tweet till your hands are numb
Tweet till your sounding dumb
Verse 2
When you're under 10, over 60 aged
When you constantly refresh your homepage
When you have over 100 updates
When you stay up tweeting till its super late
When you're computer gets a virus
When you tweet more than Miley Cyrus
When you tweet about what you're eating
When you sing a song just about Tweeting
Chorus 2
Tweet like a whore like me
Tweet like Tila/Miley
Tweet till your hands are numb
Tweet till your sounding dumb
Tweet about the things you see
Tweet about everything
Tweet, one thing, for me please

I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
I got bling hanging down to the floor
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
Are you a girl scout imma shut the door
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
I don't ride horses I ride unicorns
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
Gimme gimme gimme gimme more
Stomping on a bed of the prettiest flowers
Pulling out the roots with ultimate power
Don't care what you think; don't care about you
This is how I roll; this is how I do
I'm stronger, faster, than all you haters
I'll blow right by you on my scooter skater
I can pedal my feet like nobody can
You can't catch me cuz I'm the ginger bread man!!!!
Beautiful flowers stomped on for hours
So strong and so fast, hey haters can lick my grass
Don't even know why, people will try
To make me cry, but I'll never cry, well, maybe
sometimes
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
I got bling hanging down to the floor
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
Are you a girl scout imma shut the door
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
I don't ride horses I ride unicorns
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
Gimme gimme gimme gimme more
Like the ass phalt I'm hard on the street
Just like sand, I'm the son of a beach
People call me animal, but I can be three
A beaver, cat, duck, a platypussy
I do the dishes everyday
The water burns my hands, but I'll NEVER show the pain
My hands hurt, my hands hurt, I will be ok
I'm trying to hold it in, but I really want to scream
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
I got bling hanging down to the floor
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
Are you a girl scout imma shut the door
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
I don't ride horses I ride unicorns
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
Gimme gimme gimme gimme more
I'm so hard baby. So so hard like a rock baby.
Rock hard, rock hard, yeah. Like concrete, like
concrete, baby.
I'm hardcore!
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
I don't run I just do parkour
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
I do the river dance on the dance floor
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
Give to rich and steal from the poor
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
Gimme gimme gimme gimme more
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
I go to bed at 8:24
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
I'm an ASSSO
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
Besa mis labios senor
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!

Asian boy is back, but this time, hes sad.
Verse 1
I spent long time thinking about you
Thinking of a rap to do
See somehow I cant forget you
I Yank My Cameltoe for you
I am sorry, that I make a song
Making fun of you
It was wrong, I deserve it,
And I realize that I really didnt know (oh oh oh)
The meaning of your music, but I know it now
So please come back to me, cuz I miss you so
All I know is, Im going kiss your phone (or something
like that)
Chorus
Thought I crank dat without you
But I cant, I dont know how to (oh yea)
I miss you Soulja Boy all the time
Even though I making fun of you
Its just because I like you (oh yea)
I miss you Soulja Boy all the time
Verse 2
I couldnt turn off my Youtube
Without trying to do what you do
The BirdWalk wasnt that easy
So instead I making the BirdSprint (sprint bird sprint)
If you hear this, contact me
Ill be waiting, in a tree
I believe in
Can you call me before ten
If you didnt notice, youre no ordinary
Boy youre special, in fact youre more
Youre not soulja boy, cuz to me you are soulja man
(maaaaaaN)
Chorus
Thought I crank dat without you
But I cant, I dont know how to (oh yea)
I miss you Soulja Boy all the time
Even though I making fun of you
Its just because I like you (oh yea)
I miss you Soulja Boy all the time
Chorus
Thought I crank dat without you
But I cant, I dont know how to (oh yea)
I miss you Soulja Boy all the time
Even though I making fun of you
Its just because I love you (yes I do)
I miss you Soulja Boy all the time
OooooOooOOooOO
UhhhHhHhHH
Moaning Sounds Are Fun
HeeeeeeEEEeeee
Yeahhheahheahhhhh
OhhhhhHH Yeahhhh

I'm a Chingstah
I'm an asian wannabe
I don't hang with the G's, I just roll with the C's
When I skip down the street, all the people, they see
A super badass Chingstah, they wannabe me.
I run with scissors! I break the rules!
I drink when I drive! I loiter in schools!
I'm a hardcore thief, I steal but don't share!
I don't need to build my rep, cus I just built a bear!
Verse 1
Look at that hot chick looking this way
I don't want a girl with D's, she's gotta have A's
But I don't need no pussy cat, just to clear the fog.
I do what I want, I just chill with my dawgs
I stand like a Chingstah with my Chingstah face
I dust off both my shoulders, not for dirt, but
dandruff flakes.
I like to eat drugs, especially when I'm sick.
I take some tylenol and Advil, then I feel better!
Repeat Chorus 1**
Verse 2
I'm ballin on some 13 inch rims, cus I'm bad
I'll fly 47 in a 45 if somebody makes me mad!
I love to play Monopoly, I love the police!
Every single picture I'm in, I hold my gang sign
"peace"
I pillow fight my dog! I pillow fight my cat!
I pillow fight the carpet! I pillow fight this lamp!
I pillow fight my house! I pillow fight this tree.
I pillow fight the wall, I pillow fight myself!
Chorus 2
I'm a Chingstah
I'm an asian wannabe
I don't hang with the G's, I just roll with the C's
When I skip down the street, all the people, they see
A super badass Chingstah, they wannabe me.
Who are you? I'm a Chingstah!
What you want? Ice Cream!
Where at? I'm home!
Whats 3 x 3? Nine!
Who farted? That was me!
Favorite Jonas? Trick Question!
Best Rapper? Dr. Suess

CHORUS
Nice guys finish last,
That's why I'll treat you like trash,
It's not what I really wanna do.
But, you only date bad guys so,
I'll give it my best try to,
Treat you the way you want me to.
VERSE 1
I never open a door,
or pull out a chair.
You can tell me how your day was
but I don't really care.
And if you ever get cold,
you'll just have to hack it,
Cause I'd be cold too
If I gave you my jacket.
Like WHOA, you ain't sittin up front,
Front is for the homies you can sit in the trunk.
I never answer my phone,
Whenever you call it
And when the waiter brings the bill
I never reach for my wallet.
CHORUS
VERSE 2
And Ima BEAT you!
At every competition.
Going out with the girls
You better get my permission.
Wait no, i take that back, you can't go,
House is on tonight
And that's my favorite show!
Do I look fat in this dress?
Hell yeah you do!
Wait lemme speak your language
Cows go Moo!
Mooo Moooo Mooo MOOOO!
CHORUS
BRIDGE
But behind the scenes she means the world to me.
Wanna tell her that she's beautiful, and show her that
she's loved.
Hold her hand when she's scared, tell her how much I
care...
But that won't win her heart BECAUSE....

Playing nice, tickle fight; with my sister
When I'm in a rush, don't run with the scissors
Using scissors on my crafts, cus all my crafts give me
Now I'm following the rules, Like a Good Boy
Like a Good Boy, Like a Good Boy
Now, now now now now I'm following the rules Like a
Good Boy.
Like a Good Boy, Like a Good Boy
Now, now now now now I'm following the rules Like a
Good Boy.
Verse 1
Gimmie that Gimmie that dust pan
Gimmie that mop and broom broom
Bust out my vacuum, so that I can clean my room.
Get get get get, Get those bottles right now I can
recycle those
Taking off my shirt so I can DONATE SOME CLOTHES!
HECK YES!
I don't curse, no, I don't drink.
No alcohol around me so you'll never catch me drunk.
Never never catch me drunk, never never catch me drunk
No alcohol around me so you'll never catch me drunk
Chorus
Playing nice, tickle fight; with my sister
When I'm in a rush, don't run with the scissors
Using scissors on my crafts, cus all my crafts give me
Now I'm following the rules, Like a Good Boy
Like a Good Boy, Like a Good Boy
Now, now now now now I'm following the rules Like a
Good Boy.
Like a Good Boy, Like a Good Boy
Now, now now now now I'm following the rules Like a
Good Boy.
Verse 2
Skipping on, skipping on my feet
Spotted a chick for me.
Girl imma treat you right, Helping you cross the
street. (street)
This is how I live, I stay in every night.
Give me a controller and we'll have a good time!
HECK YES!
I don't curse, no, I don't drink.
No alcohol around me so you'll never catch me drunk.
Never never catch me drunk, never never catch me drunk
No alcohol around me so you'll never catch me drunk
Chorus
Playing nice, tickle fight; with my sister
When I'm in a rush, don't run with the scissors
Using scissors on my crafts, cus all my crafts give me
Now I'm following the rules, Like a Good Boy
Like a Good Boy, Like a Good Boy
Now, now now now now I'm following the rules Like a
Good Boy.
Like a Good Boy, Like a Good Boy
Now, now now now now I'm following the rules Like a
Good Boy.
Verse 3
Yeah if you're happy and you know it, you should
Put your hands up, you should put your hands up,
put put put put your hands up
Yeah if you have a question for me, you should
Put your hands up, put your put your hands up,
Put put put put your hands up!
HECK YES
Now our hands are all up, yes our hands are all up,
our hands are all up
HECK YES
Now you can put your hands down,
cus your armpits really smell, so can you put them back
down.
Chorus
Playing nice, tickle fight; with my sister
When I'm in a rush, don't run with the scissors
Using scissors on my crafts, cus all my crafts give me
Now I'm following the rules, Like a Good Boy
Like a Good Boy, Like a Good Boy
Now, now now now now I'm following the rules Like a
Good Boy.
Like a Good Boy, Like a Good Boy
Now, now now now now I'm following the rules Like a