With friends like these,
Who needs enemies?
With friends like these,
Who needs enemies?
With friends like these,
Who needs enemies?
With friends like these,
With friends like these
I wanna grind you down to atoms
Grind you down to atoms
I wanna grind you down
Grind you down to atoms
Jerk
Why bother
Jerk
Why bother
Jerk
Why bother
Get you out of my system
I wanna pound you down to powder
Pound you down to powder
I wanna pound you down to powder
Yesterday while feeling down I called you on the phone
Instead of being warm you seemed so cold
Was it something that I said or something on your mind
No matter what it was we had a row
Believe me - I'm sorry
I never meant to argue
I'm a jerk, you're right to tell me so
Forgive me - I beg you
You know I only love you
Wish I hadn't told you where to go
It was my fault, you're not to blame, it's me who is in the wrong
That's why I wrote this song just to explain
Accept my apology, it comes straight from my heart
Let's put it all behind us and move on
Believe me - I'm sorry
I never meant to argue
I'm a jerk, you're right to tell me so
Forgive me - I beg you
You know I only love you
Wish I hadn't told you where to go
Believe me - I'm sorry
I never meant to argue
I'm a jerk, you're right to tell me so
Forgive me - I beg you
You know I only love you
Wish I hadn't told you where to go
Believe me - I'm sorry
I never meant to argue
I'm a jerk, you're right to tell me so
I beg you - forgive me
You know I only love you
Wish I hadn't told you where to go
Yesterday while feeling down I called you on the phone
Instead of being warm you seemed so cold
Was it something that I said or something on your mind?
No matter what it was we had a row
Believe me, I'm sorry
I never meant to argue
I'm a jerk, you're right to tell me so
Forgive me, I beg you
You know I only love you
Wish I hadn't told you where to go
It was my fault, you're not to blame, it's me who is in the wrong
That's why I wrote this song just to explain
Accept my apology, it comes straight from my heart
Let's put it all behind us and move on
Believe me, I'm sorry
I never meant to argue
I'm a jerk, you're right to tell me so
Forgive me, I beg you
You know I only love you
Wish I hadn't told you where to go
Believe me, I'm sorry
I never meant to argue
I'm a jerk, you're right to tell me so
Forgive me, I beg you
You know I only love you
Wish I hadn't told you where to go
Believe me, I'm sorry
I never meant to argue
I'm a jerk, you're right to tell me so
I beg you, forgive me
You know I only love you
Next and 50
(Uh-huh)
Next and 50
Next and 50
Next and 50
Yo, yo my imagination is more vivid than life
Playboy November issue page three was my wife
I ain't never had a problem with going for dough
I did a Jordan in the box I grew it myself
I go up and down like a merry go round
Visions of some...splash
I touch on myself when ain't no shorties to touch me
After this joint half the hood gon' want to fuck me
I can imagine you're here
In your Vicky panties and brassier yeah
It's like your sexy moans I hear
Got a player gettin' wet down there, I swear
I close my eyes and when you appear
Me on top you on top even from the rear yeah
Call in sick to work
Can't get worse, damn I'm a jerk
I'm all alone and I'm trippin' my girl
I keep on missin
Got me fiendin' for the kitten
I call but she don't listen
I make the decision to handle my own business
Back and forth with the rhythm
Till I make the jizm
I'm a jerk
I e-mailed you, tried the cell too
Tried to contact you
But I failed too
Pants swelled too
What should I do?
Touch myself?
When I thought about you
Yo, yo at the end of the road
Home sick than being sick of home
I'd rather have a short to help me
Then do it on my own
Check me out I'd rather beat my own dick than trick
That's a quote from BIG I take it back ya dig?
I play the block to get my work off
D's come I murk off
Do a bid for rape fuck that I'd rather jerk off
Listen time's money so I'm only into quickies
I'm not a pretty boy so I ain't never been picky
I make it real easy for you to bop to this
Man I pop the Cris and I rock the wrist
New CL 500 I'mma cop this shit
It only come hard top so I'mma chop this shit
Ballers they don't chase chicks they chase chips
Champagne you take sips they guzzle the shit
Only a selected few can rock to this
Kaygee, 50 Cent, Next, ya stoppin' this?
I'm all alone and I'm trippin' my girl
I keep on missin
Got me fiendin' for the kitten
I call but she don't listen
I make the decision to handle my own business
Back and forth with the rhythm
Till I make the jizm
I'm a jerk
I'm all alone and I'm trippin' my girl
I keep on missin
Got me fiendin' for the kitten
I call but she don't listen
I make the decision to handle my own business
Back and forth with the rhythm
Till I make the jizm
I'm a jerk
Loving me like me
Especially when wife be acting funny
Cause it don't need for no money
And it can be so lovely
Take your hand and aim to please
Don't drip a drip on your Dungarees
Take a towel and cover your jeans
Move it back and forth till you see babies
I'm all alone and I'm trippin' my girl
I keep on missin
Got me fiendin' for the kitten
I call but she don't listen
I make the decision to handle my own business
Back and forth with the rhythm
Till I make the jizm
I'm a jerk
I'm all alone and I'm trippin' my girl
I keep on missin
Got me fiendin' for the kitten
I call but she don't listen
I make the decision to handle my own business
Back and forth with the rhythm
Till I make the jizm
I'm a jerk
I'm a jerk, if your a jerk
How do it work?
Show me how you move it back and forth now baby
For the guys and the girls
I am into showbiz, I am a road manager
D'ya know a sexy chick? I got a pass for her
Touring can be boring, but not for me
You got to entertain yourself, I got a special hobby:
I fuck with the support band, I remember when
We had a shitty little group, called "Freak Kitchen"
I'm always in the mode for, let's say, any kind of dope
I asked the drummer if he wanted some, but he said "nope"
Well I couldn't believe what I just heard
The drummer of this group was this astonishing nerd
The singer and guitarist and the bass player as well
If I only had the guts I'd tell 'm: go to hell!
Instead I turned around and asked a guy from the crew
To go and get a girl that we all can screw
You see, I an asshole and a real hypocrite
And my wife and kids don't know hippo-shit
I rather be a jerk, than being hip like you
I rather be a jerk, than do the shit you do
I rather be a jerk, than snort 'til I turn blue
I rather be a jerk, I rather be a jerk
An orgy a day keeps the Mrs away
I'm a road manager in a giant ashtray
And when my conscience knocks on the door
I bury myself in horse as a cure
And a prostitute, then I shoot some more
I rather be a jerk, than being hip like you
I rather be a jerk, than do the shit you do
I rather be a jerk, than snort 'til I turn blue
Jerk
What's wrong with your mind this time? What's gone wrong with your life? I'm trying to make it work, But I guess I'm too much of a jerk.
If my eyes are not mistaken, and if my eyes are not untruecomes a time when you'll be aching for more than what is good for you
I'll taste the rhyming words you're baking, I'll heat the oven of your youth
The corrosion of your naked but mobile need for perfect truth
If my eyes don't tell me lies, cut me down to my own size
I've been called a jerk before
I got a stock of names in store, and maybe more
Ain't nothing new, you can call me your jerk now
As if my eyes could be mistaken, as if my eyes could be untrue
Nor my vision slowly fading and readily admit it's true
I'll wait a while till you'll be aching, I'll white a wail while waiting too
Spread the news about the making of a u-turn point of view
No, your eyes ain't sort of wet, ain't no corners turning red
Always prime time on your mind but only time will help you find
Ain't nobody new, so fire the crew
I'll be glad to be your jerk
If you need a finer slice, an every side, a six-point dice
I'll stick my finger in my eyes, I got a gift to fantasize
And I don't need more than only you
Wanna take the pain away
Today after school?
Tie me to the table in your basement
It'll be so cool
I have nothing in my mind
And I'm a big fucking waste of time
Push your weed away
I've thought about this moment everything single day
It's time you brought me down
To woo my constant frown
So cut away my pain
And use my corpse for your little games
Do doo doo, do doo doo
JERK
Start with something fun like a baseball bat
And beat me hard in the chest
Make slices and incisions everywhere
Mmmm, I think I like that the best
Watch my blood starts to flow
And video-tape my show
Fist fuck me, I'm your whore
Saw through my bone, right too my core
What a viscous final ride
Now I can die with pride
Chop my head right off of me
Hold it up so I can see all the beautiful work you've
done to me
I want this done to me
JERK
I want this done to me
So we all can see
What is really me
Yes this is really me
JERK
Do doo doo, do doo doo
I want this done to me
Hey all you freaks,
don't you know that birds have beaks?
can't you see the real truth?
my friend bob is missing a tooth,
if i find myself upside down,
i can never turn it all around, 'cause i'm a
jerk!
i smell real bad, and i'm a
jerk!
it ain't so sad that i'm a
jerk!
can't you see that i'm a
jerk?
it's what i wanna be!
the life i live is dumb,
i spend my time watchin' my thumb,
all those years of schoolin'
left me big and dumb and droolin',
if my head was on straight,
maybe that wouldn't be so great, 'cause i'm a
jerk!
i smell real bad, and i'm a
jerk!
it ain't so sad that i'm a
jerk!
can't you see that i'm a
jerk?
it's what i wanna be!
if you see me in the street,
make sure that i have my feet,
if you catch me up on a wall,
don't you hit me when i fall,
people ask me why i like to be a big jerk?
man, 'cause i'm a
jerk!
i smell real bad, and i'm a
jerk!
it ain't so sad that i'm a
jerk!
can't you see that i'm a
jerk?
it's what i wanna be!
and i'm a jerk!, yeah
i'm a jerk! jerk! jerk! jerk! jerk! jerk! jerk! jerk!
(Verse 1)
Man I couldve been cold, but I was days away.
I shouldve been bold and not bought into every word youd say.
I couldve been hard and fought like all the rest.
I shouldve been smart and not reached to comfort you with my best.
But I
I got sucked in.
(Chorus)
If Im a jerk, Ive been this way since birth.
And its you that makes you hurt.
Ill make you realize, you realize,
Im a jerk and Ive been this way since birth.
And its you that makes you hurt.
Ill make you realize, you realize that.
(Verse 2)
So I couldve been wrong to offer you my help.
I shouldve been strong and left you there to handle things yourself.
I couldve been gone by a clever some disguise.
Ill be the one you who holds you here and makes you realize.
Its you
you suck me in.
(Chorus Twice)
If Im a jerk, Ive been this way since birth.
And its you that makes you hurt.
Ill make you realize, you realize,
Im a jerk and Ive been this way since birth.
And its you that makes you hurt.
(Kim Stockwood/Noaise Sheridan)
Since you've been gone I feel so much better
Cause I saw how mean you could be
I used to want some explanation
Now all I want is my Patsy Cline CD
How I've waited for today
When I could finally say
You jerk
You jerk
You are such a jerk
There are other words
But they just don't work
Sometimes I wish I'd mailed you that letter
That said the things I dare not say
Instead I set the thing on fire
I had to say this out loud anyway
I'm so glad I found the nerve
To say what you deserve
You jerk
You jerk
You are such a jerk
There are other words
But they just don't work
They try to be so cool
Insult you like a fool
Never take your call when you're nobody at all
Until you're somebody
and then they want to be your friend
How comes jerks don't know they're jerks
(I don't know)
So next time someone makes you feel little
Just sing this song inside you head
And like a great big cartoon bubble
These lovely words will dance above their head
How I've waited for today
When I could finally say
You jerk
You jerk
You are such a jerk
There are other words
Don't you want me? To like you more if you could save me but I forget the reason why you think I should care. It's not my
problem I'll call you when I want some but, I forget the reason why you think I should care I hate people like that 'cause people
like that treat you like that I hate people like that cause people like that treat you like that when they want something it's
like you're psycho I tried to talk about it but no you wouldn't listen when I said it was all gets better it's time to let it go
you're only breathing 'cause I say so and I can tell you that it still won't get much better I hate people like that 'cause
people like that treat you like that when they want something I hate people like that 'cause people like that treat you like that
when you've got something I hate people like that when people like that treat you like that you've got to put your fist in and
now you're frozen caught in the headlights of the chosen but I'll still be here baby when it all gets better hey man that's way
cool face down in your success pool now all the bitches in the world wont make you better I hate people like that 'cause people
like that treat you like that when you've got something I hate people like that when people like that treat you like that you've
got to put your fist in they say life's what you make it they say life's what you make it they say life's what you make it
He remembers when you broke him in
Took away his chance to live
Kill that little boy to set him free
'Cause he had nothing to give
This filthy black and horrid bug
Crawled inside through the eyes
Nerve endings cracked
And see-through now
There is no why
Too late to save.
He hates this place
I hate this place
I hate this place
Did everything but fuck him
But hurt him all the same
Funny how it seemed to fade
Hope you were entertained.
If I stop now
I still don't sleep
When the worm turns
I still can't sleep.
Take a long hard look at me, tell me what you think you see. Another one with a broken soul, taken down and looking cold. Tried
to blow it all away, sift through the ashes another day, my face is falling, my hands are tied, get up again just to be denied.
See the scars they're on my face, feels like I'm falling in disgrace. I feel betrayed with a kiss, I never thought it would come
to this. Take a bite of my heart, feel it eating inside. Coming straight outta hell. Take you along for the ride. Pure but dirty,
rich but broke, sane but insane I breath but choke. I'm too smart for your therapy, I know what you'll say, before you say it to
me. Take a bite of my heart. Feel it eating inside. Coming straight outta hell. Take you along for the ride. In the outside, I am
inside. I am no one, tried to be one. Strong but weak I run but wait. Alive but dead I love but hate. I'm numb but hurting, I'm
calm but manic, I try to keep my cool, yeah but then I panic. Take a bite of my heart. Feel it eating inside. Coming straight
outta hell. Take you along for the ride. In the outside, I am inside. I am no one, tried to be one.
Piss on piss, piss on kiss
It's a simple math that on this
Spit on spit, take this hit
I'll make you a deal, you give and you get
My desire, your flesh on fire
Put me out; I'm not tired
Greed on greed, the more I need
Lie to your body, pretend to breed.
You're in my blood now my veins turn blue
I get my biggest rush from an injection of you
You're in my blood now my veins turn blue
I get my biggest rush from an injection of you
I feel like a child, naked and wild,
Your body's my playground where pure is defiled
Sweat on sweat, the more I get, jump in the fire
This ain't over yet.
I can quit any time I want to
You're in my blood, now my veins turn blue
I get my biggest rush from an injection of you
You're in my blood, now my veins turn blue
I get my biggest rush from an injection of you
Burn you down tie me off for an injection of you. of you.
Don't believe in love, don't believe in hate
Don't believe in destiny or in fate
Don't believe in the future, don't believe in the past
'Cause I know that nothing lasts
I can't take that mask away
It changes every day
And everything you want from me I will take
I feel the way you need in struggling to breathe
As simple as it seems, it's just what you need
Don't believe in the drugs, I don't believe in this place
Don't believe that it's ending, don't believe your face
Don't believe that it's easy, don't pretend that it's hard
Don't believe that you loved me, don't believe who you are (don't believe who you are)
Don't believe in you, don't believe in me
Don't believe in loved, don't believe in fuck
Why should I try?
You'll make me just like you
And I will deny
The things you say are true
Alive when I'm high
This time I'll break on through
I'll tell you a lie
So you can hate me too
Why
Do ya think?
Why
Do ya think?
I think you've lost me
This time it's all brand new
It's killing me killing you
I'll take the black with the blue
You're killing me killing you
Ashamed of the things
That seem to make you proud
I can hear when you cry
Because the shit's so loud
Why
Do ya think?
Why
Do ya think?
I think you've lost me
This time it's all brand new
It's killing me killing you
I'll take the black with the blue
You're killing me killing you
Now you're just like the fucks that beat you up.
You pick me up to put me down
Your only jot is when I'm gagged and bound
A subtle prick, a blatant lie, your denial, your denial
No ones gonna save my life when I'm drowning,
No ones gonna give a shit when I die,
All my friends all tell me but my friends all lie
No ones gonna save my life when I'm drowning
No ones gonna give a shit when I die
All my friends try to tell me I'm the greatest and my friends all tell me but my friends all lie
Lost my faith, forgiveness too,
My kindness destroyed all because of you the futures stopped
Do you like the view?
No really it's nothing
No ones gonna save my life when I'm drowning,
No ones gonna five a fuck when I die
All my friends try to tell me I'm the greatest
Yeah my friends all tell me but my friends all lie
No ones gonna save my life when I'm drowning
No ones gonna give a fuck when I die
All my friends try to tell me I'm the greatest
Yeah my friends all tell me but my friends all lie
When I was a child the innocence was deafening,
Then something happened that took a bite and left a sting
No ones gonna save my life when I'm drowning,
No ones gonna give a fuck when I die,
All my friends try to tell me I'm the greatest,
Yeah my friends all tell me but my friends all lie
I don't mind, I don't really mind
Take your time, take your precious time
You're so blind, you're severly blind
But never you mind, 'cause I just came to grind
You're a bitch, I'm a jerk
I don't think that we can work
You're a prat, I'm a prick
I don't think that we will stick
I'm a cat, you're a chick
I think you deserve one more lick
Come on down
Come on down
Come on down
Be yourself, please be yourself
You're so mean do you know what I mean?
You're unkind, you're so not my kind
I need time, I need time to unwind
You're a bitch, I'm a jerk
I don't think that we can work
You're a prat, I'm a prick
I don't think that we will stick
I'm a cat, you're a chick
I think you deserve one more lick
Come on down
Come on down
Come on down
I got the big e
From the queen bee
She don't love me, she don't want me
I'm so blind, I'm so fucking blind
She's blown away my mind, she's blown away my stupid mind
You're a bitch, I'm a jerk
I don't think that we can work
You're a prat, I'm a prick
I don't think that we will stick
You're a cunt, I'm a cock
Are you ready, ready to rock?
Come on down
Come on down
Deep inside you everyday, you do not know, I will not say
Your underground makes me ill, if I don't do it no one will
A simple plan I have for you, try to guess what I will do
Well I can see what you mean, its always harder than it seems
Don't blame yourself for breaking me, 'cause you just went and set me free
Then I set you down and shut your mouth and show you what I always see
There is a small place for you, where all your hopes and dreams come true
You move around my world at will, watch out cause I'm coming to kill
[CH]
You've been sucked in again and again and again and again
You've been sucked in again and again and again and again
You've been sucked in again and again and again and again
You've been sucked in again and again and again and again
So
Motherfucker come and play
Come on now, come on now, come on now, come on now
Motherfucker come and play
Come on now, come on now, come on now, come on now
Motherfucker come and play
You've broken up cause you're breaking down, and very soon you'll hit the ground
You pulled your stunt your time has passed, the world you made has kicked your ass
[CH]
You've been sucked in again
You've been sucked in again
You've been sucked in again
Sucked in again and again and again
Sucked in again and again and again
Sucked in again and again and again
You think that it's easy
You think that it hurts me
You think you can hurt me
I'd love you to try
And if you can find me
And if you can see me
And if you can show me
I'd live you to try
You're fucking wrong
Its burning inside you
And then you can't argue
It tears you apart
And I can't help you
When beauty is painful
Your own eyes will burn you
And they'll always find you
Hide you
You're so fucking wrong.
I don't believe you
When all you have
Is all you know
In line and waiting for somewhere to go
And the dosage today was much too low
I just got there and took my place
And wondered when I lost my face.
I think you're safe, I think I'm safe today
Disintegrating my bones are showing and my mind is broken,
It's chokin' it's somewhere else
Forever needed and no relieving when my body's taking, it's taking me too far
Remembered that the world is blind to simple things [not simple minds]
The veins are closed the well is dry I think you're save
I think you're safe from me.
Disintegrating my bones are showing and my mind is broke
It's chokin' it's somewhere else
Forever needing and no relieving
When my body's taking me too far..
What did you say? I couldn't hear ya from the other room, what did you say? C'mon TELL ME TELL ME what did that mean? Why don't
you tell me what you really think what could that mean? SAY IT JUST SAY IT If you got something to prove prove it, if you got
something to do do it, if you got something to say fucking say it SPIT IT OUT What did you say? C'mon TELL ME TELL ME SO what was
that then? You should think before you try to speak Don't walk away now I'm not FINISHED NOT FINISHED If you got something to
prove prove it If you got something to do DO IT! If you got something to say then fuckin' say it SPIT IT OUT So what you're
saying is that I always seem to let you down, well I'm sorry. Fuck it just fuck it. So what you're saying is that I always seem
to let you down, it's so easy, Ahhhh fuck it just fuck it. I can't hear you when you're talking to me.
Took you down for one more hit, when you gonna stop that shit?
'Till the next time it's OK, slowly watching your decay
Just one more time, just one last time
Deep inside the living dead,
Zombie fucks, retarded head,
I know just what you will say,
Get the fuck out of my way
Why can't you just love me like you love your fucking drugs,
You tell me that you hate it but you never get enough
Guess it only mattered when,
I turn my back on you again
For a second I felt fine
So I tried to save you one last time
Why can't you just love me like you love your fucking drugs,
You tell me that you hate it but you never get enough
Why can't you just love me like you love your fucking drugs
You tell me that you hate it but you never get enough
Without you I found a way, and lived to fight another day
Now you're gone it's plain to see, what the fuck you've done to me
Why can you just love me like you love your fucking drugs,
You tell me that you hate it but you never get enough.
Since you've been gone I feel so much better
Cause I saw how mean you could be
I used to want some explanation
Now all I want is my Patsy Cline CD
How I've waited for today
When I could finally say
You jerk
You jerk
You are such a jerk
There are other words
But they just don't work
Sometimes I wish I'd mailed you that letter
That said the things I dare not say
Instead I set the thing on fire
I had to say this outloud anyway
I'm so glad I found the nerve
To say what you deserve
You jerk
You jerk
You are such a jerk
There are other words
But they just don't work
They try to be so cool
Insult you like a fool
Never take your call when you're nobody at all
Until you're somebody and then they want to be your friend
How come jerks don't know they're jerks
(I don't know)
So next time someone makes you feel little
Just sing this song inside your head
And like a great big cartoon bubble
These lovely words will dance above their head
How I've waited for today
When I could finally say
You jerk
You jerk
You are such a jerk
There are other words
But they just don't work
You jerk
You jerk
You are such a jerk
There are other words
She said she isn't looking foward to anything in life as
far as her career goes.
I told her I'm not looking foward to anything in
life....period.
