Anchorman: The Legend Continues (2013)

Actors

• Will Ferrell (actor)
• Will Ferrell (writer)
• Will Ferrell (writer)
• Steve Carell (actor)
• Christina Applegate (actress)
• Judd Apatow (producer)
• Paul Rudd (actor)
• Adam McKay (writer)
• Adam McKay (director)
• David Koechner (actor)
• Luke Wilson (actor)
• Mark Behar (miscellaneous crew)

Genres

• Comedy

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)

Actors

• Ben Stiller (actor)
• Will Ferrell (actor)
• Will Ferrell (writer)
• Danny Trejo (actor)
• Fred Willard (actor)
• Jack Black (actor)
• Tim Robbins (actor)
• Steve Carell (actor)
• Christina Applegate (actress)
• Judd Apatow (producer)
• Judd Apatow (actor)
• Paul Rudd (actor)
• Tracy L. Moody (miscellaneous crew)
• Jeremy Alter (miscellaneous crew)
• Seth Rogen (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

His news is bigger than your news.
They bring you the news so you don't have to get it yourself.
Ron Burgundy wishes you a happy 9th of July.
If Ron Burgundy says it... it's the truth!

Quotes:

[to Baxter]::Ron Burgundy: What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay.

Ron Burgundy: [to dog] You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.

Ron Burgundy: I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...

Frank Vitchard: [to Burgundy] I am gonna straight-up murder your ass!::Public TV News Anchor: [behind Frank] Blade!::Fighter: [handing him a machete] Here ya go, mate!::Frank Vitchard: [public news anchor cuts off Frank's arm] Ah! I did not see that one coming!

Ron Burgundy: I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.::[Veronica turns and walks away]::Ron Burgundy: Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I... I wanna be on you.

Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh.::Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady.::Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me.::Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people.::News Station Employee: [Disgusted] What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.::News Station Employee: [Horrified] Smells like Bigfoot's dick!::Brian Fantana: [Tries to act casual and walk away] Woah, what's that smell?

Champ Kind: The bottom line is you've been spending a lot of time with this lady, Ron. You're a member of the Channel Four News Team.::Ron Burgundy: That's a given.::Champ Kind: We need you. Hell, I need you. I'm a mess without you. I miss you so damn much! I miss being with you. I miss being *near* you. I miss your laugh! [laugh's playfully and pulls on Ron's sleeve] I miss your scent. [Composes himself, becomes serious] I miss your musk... When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together!::Brian Fantana: Take it easy, Champ. Why don't you sit this next one out, stop talking for a while.

Veronica Corningstone: This is pathetic.::Ron Burgundy: You're pathetic.

Ron Burgundy: Let's go to Brian Fantana who's live on the scene with a Channel 4 News exclusive. Brian?::Brian Fantana: Panda Watch. The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh... Ching... King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off.::[to the Panda]::Brian Fantana: Hey, you're making me look stupid. Get out here, Panda Jerk!::Ron Burgundy: Great story. Compelling, and rich.

Veronica Corningstone: Take me to Pleasure Town.::Ron Burgundy: Oh, we're going there.

Wake Up, Ron Burgundy: The Lost Movie (2004)

Actors

• Will Ferrell (writer)
• Will Ferrell (actor)
• Danny Trejo (actor)
• Fred Willard (actor)
• Amy Poehler (actress)
• Steve Carell (actor)
• Christina Applegate (actress)
• Judd Apatow (actor)
• Judd Apatow (producer)
• Paul Rudd (actor)
• Chuck D. (actor)
• Kevin Corrigan (actor)
• Jeremy Alter (miscellaneous crew)
• Seth Rogen (actor)
• Stephen Root (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

The Adventure continues...

Quotes:

Ron Burgundy: Looks like the captain's back.

Champ Kind: I love you, Ron!

Jess Moondragon: Mother Nature sure got up on the right side of bed today, huh?::Ron Burgundy: [laughs] She's a giving lady!::Jess Moondragon: Yeah.::Ron Burgundy: Mother Nature, she is.::Jess Moondragon: She didn't even bother to put on makeup!::[they laugh]::Jess Moondragon: You know, I - I'd deeply like to take her and... make love to her.::Ron Burgundy: Mm! She's an elusive goddess, Mother Nature.::Jess Moondragon: Yeah. Still, to... feel her succulent breasts pressed against me, and... my breath whispering hot in her ear. Yeah, baby. While I fumble with my belt... you get my drift, friend?::Ron Burgundy: Yeah. Yeah, I do. I do. But therein lies the rub, for she turns away all suitors.::Jess Moondragon: I'd like to take Mother Nature to a sleazy motel, get in the shower, and... wash each other all over, and then go in the bedroom and do things you can only do in Bangkok...::Ron Burgundy: All right, I'm gonna have to stop you there; you're making me very uncomfortable.::Jess Moondragon: Sorry, Ron Burgundy, I... Mother Nature does that to me.

[Ron, Brian, Champ and Brick drive to the observatory]::Champ Kind: I love you, Ron. [pause] I said I love you, Ron. [pause] Why is everyone ignoring me? I love you, Ron! And I think we should adopt a child together in Vermont! Answer me!::Ron Burgundy: Um... so... uh... the... the car's running great.::Brian Fantana: Hm? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah...::Ron Burgundy: Take it for a tune-up?::Brian Fantana: Yeah.::Ron Burgundy: Uh-huh.::Brian Fantana: Changed the oil...::Ron Burgundy: Good!::Brian Fantana: And, uh...::Champ Kind: [shouts] Answer me! Ron! Ron, I know you heard me. I love you... and I want to be with you... like men. I want to be inside you. I want you inside me.::Brian Fantana: All right, anybody's up for the radio?::Ron Burgundy: I would love to hear the radio.::Brick Tamland: Yeah.::Champ Kind: [shouts] No radio! I have something to say to Ron! You know I've had feelings for you for a long time! We'd be good together, Ron, I-I-I'm a good cook. Uh... do you like your feet rubbed? I'll bet you do. I'll-I'll rub 'em, and, uh, maybe we could get married in a ceremony presided over by Roger Staubach - I already called him last week, I hope that's okay with you.::Ron Burgundy: Mexican food on me?::Brian Fantana: Hey, that sounds good.::Brick Tamland: Yeah, burrito!::Ron Burgundy: Okay.::Champ Kind: Say it! Say "Champ Burgundy," say it!::Brick Tamland: Tostada!::Ron Burgundy: Uh, tostadas would be great!::Champ Kind: [shouts] I am in love with Ron Burgundy! I'm always thinking about you, Ron! I have dream journals about you - filled pages! When I make love to women, I close my eyes and think of you when I finish! Ron Burgundy is in love with me! [sings] "Ron Burgundy and Champion Kind, oh, let's... be so beautiful together, running in the grass, in the summer and the fall, and winter time too..."

[opening narration]::Bill Lawson: There are stories epic, and grand stories that are forever lost in the sands of time, forgotten or changed by cruel kings who can hear only the whispers of these lost legends. Still other tales become too frightening for future generations to impart to their young. But other stories are lost to us because they don't test well with recruited audiences, or because a movie is too long, and the story must be cut for time. This is one of those tales. This is the chaff from the wheat, the skim from the milk, the pudding from the all-you-can-eat lobster buffet, and the surgeon guy from Prince and the Revolution. This is the lost movie "Wake Up, Ron Burgundy."

Champ Kind: I will eat your face off your bones, Fantana!

Bartender: Son of a man nipple!

Ron Burgundy: [while making love to Veronica Corningstone] Hey, wake the black lady up.

Brian Fantana: Come on guys, don't eat me! Eat Brick! He won't even care. Right Brick?::Brick Tamland: Oh yeah, that's fine.

Ron Burgundy: [singing] Hush little baby daddy's going to eat you...