Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007)

Actors: Hakeem Kae-Kazim (actor), Martin Klebba (actor), Mackenzie Crook (actor), Greg Ellis (actor), Tom Hollander (actor), Mark Hildreth (actor), Orlando Bloom (actor), Omid Djalili (actor), Johnny Depp (actor), Yun-Fat Chow (actor), Omid Djalili (actor), Jack Davenport (actor), Lee Arenberg (actor), Kevin McNally (actor), Marshall Manesh (actor),

Plot: After Elizabeth, Will, and Captain Barbossa rescue Captain Jack Sparrow from the the land of the dead, they must face their foes, Davy Jones and Lord Cutler Beckett. Beckett, now with control of Jones' heart, forms a dark alliance with him in order to rule the seas and wipe out the last of the Pirates. Now, Jack, Barbossa, Will, Elizabeth, Tia Dalma, and crew must call the Pirate Lords from the four corners of the globe, including the infamous Sao Feng, to gathering. The Pirate Lords want to release the goddess Calypso, Davy Jones's damned lover, from the trap they sent her to out of fear, in which the Pirate Lords must combine the 9 pieces that bound her by ritual to undo it and release her in hopes that she will help them fight. With this, all pirates will stand together and will make their final stand for freedom against Beckett, Jones, Norrington, the Flying Dutchman, and the entire East India Trading Company.

Keywords: 1720s, afterlife, altered-version-of-studio-logo, angel-on-shoulder, anti-hero, apostrophe-in-title, based-on-theme-park-attraction, bathhouse, beard, bird
Genres: Action, Adventure, Fantasy,
Taglines: At the End of the World, the Adventure Begins

Quotes:

Jack Sparrow: He needs the Pearl. Captain Turner needs the Pearl,::Jack Sparrow: [to Elizabeth] and you felt guilty,::Jack Sparrow: [to Barbossa] and you and your Brethren Court.::Jack Sparrow: Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?::[Everyone looks around. Pintel, Ragetti, and Jack The Monkey cautiously raise their hands]::Jack Sparrow: I'm standing over there with them.

Jack Sparrow: Cuttlefish. Eh? Let us not, dear friends, forget our dear friends the cuttlefish... flipping glorious little sausages. Pen them up together, and they will devour each other without a second thought... Human nature, in'it? Ooor... fish nature... So yes... we could hold up here, well-provisioned and well-armed, and half of us would be dead within the month! Which seems grim to me any way you slice it! Or... ahh... as my learned colleague so naively suggests, we can release Calypso, and we can pray that she will be merciful... I rather doubt it. Can we, in fact, pretend that she is anything other than a woman scorned, like which fury Hell hath no? We cannot. Res ipsa loquitur, tabula in naufragio, we are left with but one option. I agree with, and I cannot believe the words are coming out of me mouth... Captain Swann. We must fight.

Captain Ammand: [about Barbossa] Shoot him!::Captain Jocard: Cut out his tongue!::Jack Sparrow: Shoot him and cut out his tongue, then shoot his tongue! And trim that scraggly beard!

Captain Teague: [to Jack] You're in my way, boy.

Jack Sparrow: Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past... one of you succeeded.::[looks at Elizabeth; Will looks at her; she looks around, guiltily]::Jack Sparrow: Oh, she's not told you. You'll have loads to talk about while you're here.::Jack Sparrow: [to Tia Dalma] As for you...::Tia Dalma: Now don't tell me you didn't enjoy it at the time.::Jack Sparrow: Fair enough. You're in.::[begins going down the line of pirates on the beach]::Jack Sparrow: [to Ragetti] Don't need you, you scare me. Gibbs, you can come. Marty, Cotton... Cotton's parrot, I'm a little iffy... At least I'll have someone to talk to.::[to Tai Huang]::Jack Sparrow: Who are you?::Tai Huang: Tai Huang. These are my men.::Jack Sparrow: Where does your allegiance lie?::Tai Huang: With the highest bidder.::Jack Sparrow: I have a ship.::Tai Huang: That makes you the highest bidder.::Jack Sparrow: Good man. 'Weigh anchor all hands. Prepare to make sail.::[takes out compass]::Cotton's Parrot: 'Weigh anchor.::Barbossa: [pats the charts in his hands] Jack... Which way ya goin', Jack?

Lord Cutler Beckett: The brethren know they face extinction. All that remains is where they make their final stand.

Jack Sparrow: [examining the map] Up is down. That's just maddeningly unhelpful. Why are these things never clear?::Miniature Jack 1: [voice] Clear as mud, Jackie...::Jack Sparrow: What? Eh?::Miniature Jack 1: [appearing from Jack's left dreadlocks] Stab the heart.::Miniature Jack 2: [appearing from Jack's right dreadlocks] Don't stab the heart.::Jack Sparrow: Come again?::Miniature Jack 2: The Dutchman must have a captain...::Jack Sparrow: Well that's even more than less than unhelpful.::Miniature Jack 1: Sail the seas for eternity.::Jack Sparrow: [smiling] I love the sea...::Miniature Jack 2: What about port?::Jack Sparrow: I prefer rum... Rum's good.::Miniature Jack 2: Making port, where we can get rum and sultry wenches... once every ten years.::Miniature Jack 1: What'd he say?::Jack Sparrow: Once every ten years.::Miniature Jack 1: Ten years is a long time, mate.::Jack Sparrow: Even longer, given the deficit of rum.::Miniature Jack 1: ...But eternity is longer still.::Miniature Jack 2: And how'll you be spending it? Dead?::Miniature Jack 1: ...Or not... The Immortal Captain Jack Sparrow.::Jack Sparrow: Ooh, I like that.::Miniature Jack 2: [looking out to the sea] Come sunset and it won't matter.::Jack Sparrow: [realizing]... Not sunset... Sundown! And Rise... Up!

Jack Sparrow: William, tell me somethin'. Have you come because you need my help to save a certain distressin' damsel? Or... rather, damsel in distress? Either one...::Will Turner: No.::Jack Sparrow: Well, then you wouldn't be here, would you? So you can't be here! Q.E.D. - you're not really here!

Captain Teague: The code is the law!

Barbossa: Better were the days when mastery of seas came not from bargains struck with eldritch creatures... but from the sweat of a man's brow and the strength of his back alone. You all know this to be true!

Bloopers of the Caribbean (2006)

Actors: Keira Knightley (actress), Orlando Bloom (actor), Mackenzie Crook (actor), Jack Davenport (actor), Johnny Depp (actor), Tom Hollander (actor), Kevin McNally (actor), Jonathan Pryce (actor), Lee Arenberg (actor), Naomie Harris (actress),

Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Short,

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)

Actors: Geoffrey Rush (actor), David Schofield (actor), Bill Nighy (actor), Alex Norton (actor), Jonathan Pryce (actor), Martin Klebba (actor), Lee Arenberg (actor), Kevin McNally (actor), Tom Hollander (actor), Orlando Bloom (actor), Mackenzie Crook (actor), Johnny Depp (actor), Jack Davenport (actor), Stellan Skarsgård (actor), Gary Sievers (actor),

Plot: Once again we're plunged into the world of sword fights and "savvy" pirates. Captain Jack Sparrow is reminded he owes a debt to Davy Jones, who captains the flying Dutchman, a ghostly ship, with a crew from hell. Facing the "locker" Jack must find the heart of Davy Jones but to save himself he must get the help of quick-witted Will Turner and Elizabeth Swan. If that's not complicated enough, Will and Elizabeth are sentenced to hang, unless will can get Lord Cutler Beckett Jack's compass, Will is forced to join another crazy adventure with Jack.

Keywords: 1700s, altered-version-of-studio-logo, anti-hero, apostrophe-in-title, arrest, axe, based-on-theme-park-attraction, bat, beach, bell-tower
Genres: Action, Adventure, Fantasy,
Taglines: Captain Jack is back.

Quotes:

Pintel: Haul loose the mooring line!::Ragetti: He's got me eye! He won't give it back.::Pintel: Well how'd you get it back last time?

Davey Jones: Damn you, Jack Sparrow...

Tia Dalma: Land is where you are safe, Jack Sparrow, and so you will carry land with you.::Jack Sparrow: Dirt. This is a jar of dirt.::Tia Dalma: Yes.::Jack Sparrow: ...Is the jar of dirt going to help?::Tia Dalma: If you don't want it, give it back.::Jack Sparrow: [greedily] No!::Tia Dalma: Then it helps.

Davey Jones: You are neither dead nor dying. What is your purpose here?::Will Turner: [quickly] Jack Sparrow sent me to settle his debt.::Davey Jones: What is your purpose here?::Will Turner: Jack Sparrow? Sent me to settle his debt?::Davey Jones: [laughs] Did he, now? I'm sorely tempted to accept that offer.

'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: Wondering how it's played?::Will Turner: I understand. It's a game of deception. But your bet includes all the dice, not just your own. What are they wagering?::'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: Oh, the only thing we have. Years of service.::Will Turner: So any crew member can be challenged?::'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: Aye. Anyone.::Will Turner: I challenge Davy Jones.::Davy Jones: [Davy Jones is stepping down the stairs and as he does, barnacles and mussels hanging on the steps retract] I accept, mate

Will Turner: You want me to find this?::Jack Sparrow: No. You want you to find this, because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your dolly belle, ol' what's-her-face. Savvy?::Will Turner: This is going to save Elizabeth?::Jack Sparrow: How much do you know about Davy Jones?::Will Turner: Not much.::Jack Sparrow: Yeah, it's going to save Elizabeth.

Elizabeth Swann: [as Will, Jack, and Norrington fight] Stop it! Will!::Will Turner: Guard the chest!::Elizabeth Swann: [indignantly] No! This is barbaric! This is no way for grown men to settle... oh, fine! Let's just haul out our swords and start banging away at each other! That will solve everything! I've had it! I've had it with wobbly-legged, rum-soaked pirates!::[starts throwing rocks at them]::Elizabeth Swann: Enough! This is madness! [faking] Oh! Oh, the heat!::[pretends to faint, then opens one eye to see that none of them have noticed]

Jack Sparrow: It's funny what a man will do to forestall his final judgment.::'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: You made a deal with him too, Jack. He raised the Pearl from the depths for you. Thirteen years you've been her captain.::Jack Sparrow: Technically...::'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: You won't be able to talk yourself out of this. The terms that apply to me apply to you as well. One soul, bound to crew a hundred years upon his ship.::Jack Sparrow: Yes, but the Flying Dutchmen already has a captain, so there's really...::'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: Then it's the locker for you! Jones' terrible leviathan will find you, and drag the Pearl back to the depths and you along with it.::Jack Sparrow: Any idea when Jones might release said terrible beastie?::'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: I've already told you, Jack. Your time is up. He comes now.

Lord Cutler Beckett: No doubt you've discovered that loyalty is no longer the currency of the realm, as your father believes.::Elizabeth Swann: Then what is?::Lord Cutler Beckett: I'm afraid currency is the currency of the realm.::Elizabeth Swann: I expect, then, that we can come to some sort of understanding. I'm here to negotiate.::Lord Cutler Beckett: I'm listening.::[Elizabeth pulls out a gun]::Lord Cutler Beckett: I'm listening intently.

'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: [after whipping Will] The bosun prides himself on cleaving flesh from bone with every swing!::Will Turner: So I am to believe that what you did was an act of compasion?::'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: Yes...