• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Kuess Mich - Rammstein
• Quiz Show - Clifford T Ward
• Küss Mich - Naima

Sie haelt immer still
Weil sie gefingert werden will
Blaeht sich auf I’m duerren gras
Das feuchte aeugelein wird nass
Gefangen in der finsternis
Sieht sie nie das licht der sonne
Vor geilheit zuckend fleht sie dann
Die zunge in dem manne an
Kuess mich
Sie beisst sich in jeder zunge fest
Weil sie sich gerne lecken laesst
Doch weil es etwas bitter schmeckt
Wird sie selten nur gekuesst
Gefangen in ...
Kuess mich
Die zunge kriecht jetzt aus dem mund
Und schlaegt ihr wild und in extase
Mehrmals heftig ins gesicht
Sie blutet schrecklich aus der nase
Gefangen in ...
Kuess mich
Auf meine feuchten lippen
Kuess mich
Auch wenn es bitter schmeckt
Kuess mich

I know you love the quiz shows
I know you love the quiz shows
I know you love the quiz shows
I know you love the quiz shows.
And our final contestant tonight comes from . . .
Where was it again you said you come from?
An well, it doesn't mater
Let's make him welcome shall we folks?
Right, here we go -
A number of questions -
You provide the correct answers in the allotted time
And you win a lovely prize.
Are you ready?
Yep.
Who is the Prime Minister of England?
Ah, it's a woman. I know it's a woman. I think it's a woman.
Who replaced Terry Wogan on the radio?
Ah, that's a suave, slick Scotchman.
I wouldn't leave him alone with my missus, I know that.
In a sentence, what is the basis for modern thinking in society?
Star Trek is it? Oh I love the black doll in that show.
What does anaphobic mean?
Oh now, that's lucky: I learnt that this morning:
It's a hatred of -er- foreign women isn't it? Ooh, I can't understand that
I love women wherever they come from - they're all nice aren't they?
Who wears a blue uniform and is always there if you need help?
Mother Theresa?
What is a surrogate mother?
Ooh, that's my missus.
She ain't got two ha'pennies to rub together come Wednesday.
What is the role of the quiz show?
Cheese was it? No, no, I tell a lie. It was ham in mine.
I can only accept your first answer - sorry.
Who is the Queen of England?
Oh, it's a woman. I know it's a woman. I think it's a woman.
Who is the leader of the opposition?
Oh that's a woman for sure, it's my missus.
What's the meaning of the word 'horrendous'?
A bad woman is it?
What's the capital of Italy?
Oh I know that, it's -er- Nipples - I - I mean Naples.
Name the four counties in the United Kingdom.
This is easy - England, Scotland, Wales and London.
In a sentence, what do you know about the SDP Liberal Alliance?
Oh, is that the one my missus goes to where they do flower arranging
And -er- make wicker baskets and things?
Oh, there's some nice women there.
Who is Shirley Williams?
Oh, she goes there does she?
Oh yes, she's good at the flower arranging, so my missus tells me.
Who had a hit record with the song 'Wuthering Heights'?
Val Doonican is it? No, no, I know it's a woman though.
Who or what is Dow Jones?
A womaniser is he?
What does Danny La Rue do?
Oh, she dresses up as a man - is that right?
Well, you've done very well. Wendy, bring on the prizes.
Now which would you like to take home with you
The computer, the TV, the video or the holiday for two in Majorca?
Ooh, I'll have Wendy can I?
I've seen 'em do that on the Tele - you know,
The girl brings on the prizes,
And they say "I don't like the prizes, I'd rather have the girl".
Alright, you've won Wendy, off you go the pair of you.
Thank you for being a marvellous contestant.
Let's hear it for 'em, shall we?
Put you hands together and give them a big round warm of women -
I mean applause.
I love the quiz shows, I love the quiz shows
Don't you love the quiz shows?
I know you love the quiz shows
The BBC knows you love the quiz shows
And all the independents know you love the quiz shows
America taught us to love the quiz shows.
I love the quiz shows, I love the quiz shows

Jede Nacht geträumt von dir
Du warst weit weg
Jetzt sitz' ich hier
Versuche dich zu versteh'n
Sagtest mir, du musst jetzt gehen
Sehen mich nach deinem Dackelblick
Bin gefangen will dich zurück
War voller Eifer, wurde wohl zur Sucht
Schlug dich mit meiner Liebe in die Flucht
Küss mich, denn der Morgen kommt
Sonnenstrahlen stören prompt
Halt mich noch ein letztes mal
In deinem Arm
Küss mich, denn ich brauch' das so
Flieg mit mir nach Nirgendwo
Fühl die stille Kraft in unseren Träumen
Bist jetzt wieder nah bei mir
Geliebte Nähe, die ich nie verlier'
Hab dein Herz so strapaziert
Hätt' nie gedacht was uns passiert
Friedlich in die Nacht getaucht
Spür den Herzschlag auf deiner Haut
Küss mich, denn der Morgen kommt
Sonnenstrahlen stören prompt
Halt mich noch ein letztes mal
In deinem Arm
Küss mich, denn ich brauch' das so
Flieg mit mir nach nirgendwo
Fühl die stille Kraft in unseren Träumen