The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String (2003)

Actors

• Michael Raso (producer)
• John Bacchus (miscellaneous crew)
• John Bacchus (producer)
• William Hellfire (actor)
• Misty Mundae (actress)
• Ruby Larocca (producer)
• Ruby Larocca (actress)
• Suzi Lorraine (actress)
• John Paul Fedele (actor)
• Darian Caine (actress)
• Terry West (writer)
• Terry West (actor)
• Terry West (actor)
• Terry West (director)
• A.J. Khan (actress)

Genres

• Action
• Adventure
• Comedy
• Fantasy

Quotes:

Dildo Saggins: I don't know, Smirnof. I'm not noble... or pure. I've cheated on my SATs! I've stuck up liquor stores. I piss in the shower!::Smirnof, the Wizard: Everyone pisses in the shower!::Dildo Saggins: I stole your wallet a couple minutes ago!

Dildo Saggins: Actually, the Throbbits were trisexuals. They'd try anything, the horny little bastards!

Dildo Saggins: Wanna know why they call me Dildo?

Dildo Saggins: [on seeing her friends engaged in a threesome] Ooo, yeah! Slice me off a hunk of that!

Sir Bruce: Sure, follow the stereotypical homosexual's path! Maybe he'll sing you a few showtunes or be comedy relief! You can't handle a real homosexual in the context of modern society! You're all facists! I would like to know where you got those outifts, though...

Cowardly Lion: My mother was right; I should have opened an antique store and attended daily affirmation classes!

Smirnof, the Wizard: I shall need someone to hold my hair, whilst I puke!

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• The Doctor - Penetralia
• Total Eclipse Of The Mind - Penetralia
• Legion - Penetralia
• Dead Girls Boogie (the Living Dead) - Penetralia
• Tumortod - Penetralia
• Drink Or Drown - Penetralia
• Never Bow To None - Penetralia

Good morning, I'm your doctor
Dr. Oste is my name
I appreciate your coming
To play my wicked games
No need to be frightened
Calm down and lay to rest
Come on let's see what drugs we have
Yeah - alcohol's the best
Now nurse where's my scalpel
Give it - will you please?
Patient's still in conscience
Anyway - I can't ease the pain
A little cut right here
Another cut down there
How I love them screaming
Like little kids in fear
Yeah I'm Dr. Oste
Surgery's my game
Cruelty was my mother
Everytime I do the same
Here is the nervus opticus
Cut it - will you nurse
Now give that slimy eye to me
I'll put it in a glass
Don't want your flesh
I just want your eye
Gimme eyes
But I won't take both
Just one
Cause I'd like you to see
My sofisticated art
How d'you like it
Disfigured faces are beautiful I think
Say you like it

Illdisposed - rotten brain
Talking mental bullshit - gone insane
Disgored by mother nature - can't you feel the shame
Little dumb bastards - all of you just the same
Narrow minded idiots - you are Hitler's whores
Ridiculous, all of your kind - that's what I call
A total eclipse of the mind.
Fuck you - Bastards
Come down - just a piece of shit
Ain't worth it
None of you will ever fool me
Cause I see things you'll never find
Just let me show you
The total eclipse of your mind
Perhaps you call me untrue - and that's allright with me
Bay all the things you stand for
Just sound ridiculous to me
Narrow minded idiots - I see things you'll never find
Just let me show you - the total eclipse of your mind
Bastards - I'm just not the thing
You wanna see in me - Fuck

Augen
Adern platzen - Blut dringt ein
Gestank
Ein Kind
Nachgeladen anvisiert
Bauchschu?
Zuckend liegt es da vor mir
Blutverschmiert - das wollt ich nicht
Kinderleib von Stahl gefickt
Mein Stiefel tritt in sein Gesicht
Renne Schritt fur Schritt
Bluttriefende Bilder
Nehm sie alle mit
Lasst mich wieder los
Kleiner Kinderkopf
Zertreten wie ein Insekt
All meine Sinne taub

Fuckin' in the shadow with a whore
Going straight to hell
Still I'm trying to ignore
That disgusting smell
Bodies in the darkness
Dancing with me
Whispering voices
Bless me with lust and pain
Pussy turns to bloody gore
Where only vermin dwells
Sickness is her fucking name
And sickness' what she sells
Zombies in the darkness
Dancing with me
Bless me with sickness
While I'm fucking her
Come on baby - fuck with me
Suck my dick - as I lick
Put my fucking tongue in your
Muscous cunt - stinky cunt
Eat your pugnent smelling shit
That is fun - this is it
Get your pussy wet for me
Love me baby please - Fuck
Sweat runs down my neck
My heart is beating fast
Maggots crawl inside my veins
No longer it will last
Devils in the darkness - torturing me
No longer dancing - curse me with death and hate
No more I'm a human beeing
Now I'm living dead
I will be your worthless shit
I'll turn your head
Dancing in the darkness
Whispering voice
I will devour you,

"Und ich sah sie, die vom Mullberg
herab verkundete, da? der Mansch
nicht mehr sei.
Das, rief sie, ist euer Nachla?."
Endlich kommt sie wieder
Pestbringer der neuen Zeit
Findet sie dich
Bald, schon bald bist du Vergangenheit
Tumortod
Dachtest du seist wichtig
Kriechendes Menschengezucht
Ideen - sie sind nichtig
Hatten nie Belang
"So war der Mensch beiderlei Geschlechts
wie er brullte, wichtig tat oder seiner
macht sicher schwieg.
Sein Gerede von der Unsterblichkeit,
dabei ahnte er, das allenfalls wir, die
zahen Biester das Zeug haben,
unsterblich zu sein."
Tumortod
"Wie sie mit Zanhen, die Stahlblech zermurben,
die Kehle des Gegners fanden.
Und miteinander verzahnt fra? en sie
Einander bis zum zuckenden Verenden.
Sie durchwuhlten sich
Ins fremde und eigene Gedarm verwickelt,
mochte ihr Zahn blindlings
das eigene Herz treffen."
Widerlich und klein
So siehst du unsereins
Andern tut das nicht
Bald schon bald - wirst nicht mehr sein
Tumortod

Swimming in a cold stream of blood
Clothing is getting heavier,
Soaped with the sap of life.
Unable to find a stand or grip,
No power to move further,
Ready to die in these stinky floods.
Drink or drown, little Jester.
Drink or drown!
I can see pictures of rape,
Naked violence passing my mind.
Hatred accelerates the heartbeat
To the speed of wardrums,
Calling for Armageddon.
Drink or drown, little Jester.
Drink or drown!
There is sin, Jester, there are sinners.
Be god's revenge, slash them, where they stand.
Show them the thruth of god's word:
"(An) Eye for an eye!"
Be the shining sword of justice.
Drink don't drown, little Jester.

Are you really satisfied
Doing the things they tell
All their morals and ideologies
Just ways to keep you calm
No way anyway
Never bow to none
Spit forth the hypocrit
Deny the essence of their life
Even more to do, more to find
Just take care or you'll go blind
Do what you want
Shall be the only rule
I'll show you life