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Compost-Fueled Cars: Wouldn't That Be Great? - Onion Talks - Ep. 1
Young media professional Cameron Hughes delivers a compelling argument for his vision of t...
published: 17 Oct 2012
author: TheOnion
Compost-Fueled Cars: Wouldn't That Be Great? - Onion Talks - Ep. 1
Young media professional Cameron Hughes delivers a compelling argument for his vision of the future--one filled with cars powered by compost. He outlines the idea he came up with in detail, leaving the formalities for other visionaries in other fields. One thing is for certain: he already came up with the idea. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com Follow Onion Digital Studios on Twitter: www.twitter.com
published: 17 Oct 2012
views: 503223
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The Onion Book Of Known Knowledge
Replete with an astonishing assemblage of facts, illustrations, maps, charts, threats, blo...
published: 22 Oct 2012
author: TheOnion
The Onion Book Of Known Knowledge
Replete with an astonishing assemblage of facts, illustrations, maps, charts, threats, blood and additional fees to edify even the most simple-minded book-buyer, The Onion Book Of Known Knowledge is packed with valuable information--such as the life stages of an Aunt; places to kill one's self in Utica, New York; and the dimensions of a female bucket, or "pail." With more than 1500 entries spanning all 27 letters of the alphabet, The Onion Book Of Known Knowledge must be purchased immediately to avoid the sting of eternal ignorance. ORDER NOW: IndieBound: bit.ly Amazon: amzn.to Barnes & Noble: bit.ly Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com
published: 22 Oct 2012
author: TheOnion
views: 30631
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Judge Dredge Courts Denise - Lake Dredge Appraisal
Santonio seduces a dredger with his flashy appraisal style. Subscribe to The Onion on YouT...
published: 23 Oct 2012
author: TheOnion
Judge Dredge Courts Denise - Lake Dredge Appraisal
Santonio seduces a dredger with his flashy appraisal style. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com Follow Onion Digital Studios on Twitter: www.twitter.com
published: 23 Oct 2012
author: TheOnion
views: 36082
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Loudness Equals Power - Onion Talks - Ep. 2
Every day we interact with thousands of incredibly loud people, but Barry Buchwalter doesn...
published: 24 Oct 2012
author: TheOnion
Loudness Equals Power - Onion Talks - Ep. 2
Every day we interact with thousands of incredibly loud people, but Barry Buchwalter doesn't think we should limit ourselves to current volumes. With his innovative new device, anyone can be as loud as anyone, and then they can be even louder. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com Follow Onion Digital Studios on Twitter: www.twitter.com
published: 24 Oct 2012
author: TheOnion
views: 41410
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Romney's Terrifying Google Search History Leaked
BREAKING: Analysts are scrambling to determine what leaked searches like "Blood child, blo...
published: 26 Oct 2012
author: TheOnion
Romney's Terrifying Google Search History Leaked
BREAKING: Analysts are scrambling to determine what leaked searches like "Blood child, blood on the child" and "must the president look at people" could tell us about Mitt Romney. For More War For The White House: onion.com Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com
published: 26 Oct 2012
author: TheOnion
views: 98918
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Qan You Dig It? - Porkin' Across America - Ep. 2
The pork man heads to Indianapolis foodie mecca The Benson to sample pork delicacies, but ...
published: 18 Oct 2012
author: TheOnion
Qan You Dig It? - Porkin' Across America - Ep. 2
The pork man heads to Indianapolis foodie mecca The Benson to sample pork delicacies, but not before he gets a shocking call from the kennel where his wife Deb impounded Jim's aggressive dog Nathan. Later, whole restaurant cheers Jim on to eat a delicious pork belly but there's one face in the crowd with some special news for Jim. Watch Episode 1 of Porkin' Across America: www.youtube.com Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com Follow Onion Digital Studios on Twitter: www.twitter.com
published: 18 Oct 2012
author: TheOnion
views: 49765
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Burrito à la Jim -- Porkin' Across America -- Ep. 3
It's a Kitchen Takeover as Jim makes his own carnitas burrito at La Playita in Wilmington,...
published: 25 Oct 2012
author: TheOnion
Burrito à la Jim -- Porkin' Across America -- Ep. 3
It's a Kitchen Takeover as Jim makes his own carnitas burrito at La Playita in Wilmington, North Carolina. The newly single pork man has a lot on his plate, and we're not just talking about pork! He's also frantically looking for someone to move his car before the parking structure it's parked in is blown up almost a thousand miles away. And Jim gets more than he bargains for when he finally samples his handiwork. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com Follow Onion Digital Studios on Twitter: www.twitter.com
published: 25 Oct 2012
author: TheOnion
views: 32096
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PREVIEW: Take An Exclusive Glimpse At The New Hyper-Violent Voting Booths
Full Report Here: onion.com New interactive, violent voting machines expected to boost tur...
published: 30 Oct 2012
author: TheOnion
PREVIEW: Take An Exclusive Glimpse At The New Hyper-Violent Voting Booths
Full Report Here: onion.com New interactive, violent voting machines expected to boost turnout on Election Day. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com
published: 30 Oct 2012
author: TheOnion
views: 11350
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FDA Official: "Just Eat A Goddamn Vegetable"
During the Daily Briefing, Tucker Hope reports that the FDA is urging Americans to put som...
published: 19 Jan 2011
author: TheOnion
FDA Official: "Just Eat A Goddamn Vegetable"
During the Daily Briefing, Tucker Hope reports that the FDA is urging Americans to put something green in their dumb mouths.
published: 19 Jan 2011
author: TheOnion
views: 662663
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Concentric Circles Emanating From Glowing Red Dot
Experts are still trying to determine the effect of the concentric circles on the long squ...
published: 22 Jan 2008
author: TheOnion
Concentric Circles Emanating From Glowing Red Dot
Experts are still trying to determine the effect of the concentric circles on the long squiggly green objects located in the blue area. More coverage: onion.com
published: 22 Jan 2008
author: TheOnion
views: 470817
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Florida To Experiment With New 600-Lever Voting Machine
MIAMI—Responding to widespread criticism of voting procedures that have plagued the state ...
published: 14 Oct 2012
author: TheOnion
Florida To Experiment With New 600-Lever Voting Machine
MIAMI—Responding to widespread criticism of voting procedures that have plagued the state since the 2000 election, the Florida Elections Commission announced Thursday its plan to experiment with new 600-lever voting machines. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com
published: 14 Oct 2012
author: TheOnion
views: 72788
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New Prius Helps Environment By Killing Its Owner
Toyota's new Prius Solution reduces its driver's carbon footprint to zero by impaling them...
published: 13 Jul 2012
author: TheOnion
New Prius Helps Environment By Killing Its Owner
Toyota's new Prius Solution reduces its driver's carbon footprint to zero by impaling them through the lungs with spikes as soon as they get in the car. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com
published: 13 Jul 2012
author: TheOnion
views: 264080
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Spiders: Christ, Fucking Spiders - Horrifying Planet - Ep. 5
Christ almighty, spiders were designed to disgust and terrorize the other living creatures...
published: 15 Aug 2012
author: TheOnion
Spiders: Christ, Fucking Spiders - Horrifying Planet - Ep. 5
Christ almighty, spiders were designed to disgust and terrorize the other living creatures on this planet with those spindly fucking legs...ah fuck that's the worst! Spiders are the fucking fucking worst. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com Follow Onion Digital Studios on Twitter: www.twitter.com
published: 15 Aug 2012
author: TheOnion
views: 221713
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Internet Scam Alert: Most "Kickstarter" Projects Just Useless Crap
Internet criminals are using a website called "Kickstarter" to bilk friends and families o...
published: 04 Jul 2012
author: TheOnion
Internet Scam Alert: Most "Kickstarter" Projects Just Useless Crap
Internet criminals are using a website called "Kickstarter" to bilk friends and families out of money for terrible, ill-conceived, and unnecessary "personal projects." Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com
published: 04 Jul 2012
author: TheOnion
views: 472726
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Woman Sets Record For Longest Amount Of Time Spent Talking About Oneself
Today Now! welcomes Linda Johnston, the inspiring woman who made history by talking about ...
published: 07 Mar 2012
author: TheOnion
Woman Sets Record For Longest Amount Of Time Spent Talking About Oneself
Today Now! welcomes Linda Johnston, the inspiring woman who made history by talking about herself continuously for over fifty hours. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com
published: 07 Mar 2012
author: TheOnion
views: 142206
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Autoworkers Compete To Keep Jobs, Livelihoods On New Reality Show
Tune in to Auto Warriors to watch two Ford plants battle it out before the LIVE season fin...
published: 27 Apr 2009
author: TheOnion
Autoworkers Compete To Keep Jobs, Livelihoods On New Reality Show
Tune in to Auto Warriors to watch two Ford plants battle it out before the LIVE season finale event: one plant will close, 3000 will get the axe!
published: 27 Apr 2009
author: TheOnion
views: 143220
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Onion Talks - Preview
Presenting Onion Talks: the most important ideas from greatest thinkers on the planet. No ...
published: 10 Oct 2012
author: TheOnion
Onion Talks - Preview
Presenting Onion Talks: the most important ideas from greatest thinkers on the planet. No mind will be left unchanged. COMING WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 17TH Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com Follow Onion Digital Studios on Twitter: www.twitter.com
published: 10 Oct 2012
author: TheOnion
views: 158648
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Obama Win Causes Obsessed Backers To See How Empty Lives Are
The revelation that Obama's candidacy was the only thing that gave their lives any meaning...
published: 06 Nov 2008
author: TheOnion
Obama Win Causes Obsessed Backers To See How Empty Lives Are
The revelation that Obama's candidacy was the only thing that gave their lives any meaning has caused many supporters to wander aimlessly, unsure of what to do with themselves.
published: 06 Nov 2008
author: TheOnion
views: 1351981