Akira the Don - Hypocrite

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(2007) Akira the Don is a hypocrite, right up in the thick of it. Music video collaboration between actually-good-white-rapper Akira the Don and myself. You can buy the song here: http://akirathedon.com/music/singles-eps/hypocrite-2/ Music, Additional Artwork and Direction by Akira the Don Art and Animation by Ben Smallman LYRICS Ayo, this is AK Donovan Goin' on and on again About the stuff they done again Teeing off my mum again Now my site's updated, I'm a smoke me a fag By which I mean a cigarette, you Americans, THATS BAD Do I look like Beenie Man? Well, rah I wish that I did Cos he's a handsome devil And I've have, like, better looking kids Only joking, my unborn spawn. You're gonna be hot! Unless my mobile gives me cancer and my (What?) drops off Anyway, back to the point, which is me, A-T-D Adam N-A-R-K-I-E-W-I-C-Zee Ex CV on my CV Used to represent NBC, but The boys from the band and the girl from the band Well they do not talk to me You see, they blew me off, cos they're all toffs Or maybe really I forgot The reason they was irked was that I went solo and murked off to Merkinland to sign the dotted like with the swine I swored to swot I stole the DJ, missed some gigs Now I'm back on th everloving cigs Cos I'm a hypocrite Right up in the thick of it Booze plus tobacco smoke, sweet like liquorice Look at this Chucking up again, it's unsightly Just like me That's why I have to do the right thing like I was Spike Lee I keep it hidden like the ark of the covenant But I told more lies than the g-g-g-g-government Now where your mother went? I need to ask about that ark Cos I can't be kept in the dark Now the ark was made of (ish)im wood. No (ish)ing. Blood keeps dripping in the kitchen and I'm bitching But I really shoulf probably not be a popstar. Might serve more use training as a doctor Or maybe like a cop bra My pop says that I should quit, he's like... "You can't change nothing with a hit, you twit" And I admit that my chosen career is steeped in vanity Humanity comes second, rah I'm questioning my sanity Granmamma be right Profanity cannae be excused Neither rouses to twos up your salary But Valerie, back in that alley, she said I would be causing a calamity I'M CAUSING A CALAMITY!!! S'ah, Lose egality I'd rather be Rameses Falluses Start building palaces on top of where Dallas is Alice is right down that rabbit hole And I'm in there with her I'm all a quiver But I really ain't got nothin' to give her Except for all of the love in the world I'll tell her chuck yer fella and I'll never ever want another girl Cos I'm a hypocrite Right up in the thick of it Booze plus tobacco smoke, sweet like liquorice Look at this Chucking up again, it's unsightly Just like me That's why I have to do the right thing like I was Spike Lee Baby, I'm a hypocrite Stop asking about Natalie You know I'm bloomin' sick of it Paul says they'm a lock me up Well, sod it then. Fight me I'm about to go join Richard Whitely Scrapin' at the bottom of the rap barrel I'll be the new Chevy Chase, Chuck Chap and Will Ferrell Cuss your man for starting quarrels on my site every night Then I'm the first to be like, "Why?" when this spite ignites fight Sight's limited I like to say I rule, but I best not There's a reason Jeres called me a 'Myopic Little Despot' Let's not talk about the Doherty phase She said I shoulda tried investing I know property pays And I can't blame the drink I just don't think Hence all thta time up in the clink I do it daily like I got a disease I'd rather die beyond my means than spend my life on my knees And right, I moan about the environment Then hardly recycle I catch a cab to practice Cos I'm too damn lazy to cycle Might call makes from BITD But then again, I might just let 'em off lightly And I've still got five p-p-pairs of Nikes! I'm a... I'm a... I'm a... I'm a...... I'm a hypocrite Right up in the thick of it Booze plus tobacco smoke, sweet like liquorice Look at this Chucking up again, it's unsightly Just like me That's why I have to do the right thing like I was Spike Lee Baby, I'm a hypocrite Stop asking about Natalie You know I'm bloomin' sick of it Paul says they'm a lock me up Well, sod it then. Fight me I'm about to go join Richard Whitely