Celebrity Filmography

• 2 Chocolate Kisses for Every Homie 5 (2005)
• Black Street Hookers 71 (2005)
• Orgy World: Brown and Round 7 (2005)

Celebrity

Follows the life of three friends, T.J., Mack and Kleber. When they were young something happened that would haunt them for the rest of their lives. And they would each achieve notoriety in their own way. Kleber would become a journalist. Mack would get by on his looks and would become a movie star. And T.J. who has a dark side would run all sorts of scams and would somehow become an evangelist.

Cast

• Benjamin Leighton Armstrong
• Ned Beatty
• Michael Beck
• Norman Bennett
• Phil Boroff
• Joseph Bottoms
• J.P. Bumstead
• James Clarke
• Ted Demers
• Claude Akins

• The Berlin Project
• 'N Sync
• Ugly Duckling
• Brad Paisley
• Partisans
• Barenaked Ladies
• Simple Day
• Alanis Morissette
• Berlin Project
• Lloyd Banks
• Luxuria
• Jedward
• Big Sean

I hide my plans to build the planes,
the traffic's scarce so I'll go out and brave it.
I'll walk into my hallway, the living room and out the door I'll save it
and I'll make it.
It's not that far and it won't be long,
until the day's not wasted anymore.
But motivation lacks temptation
and soon that void will disappear.
I waste my life at 3 am,
that's the only time when I'm awake.
The television is my best friend,
and the living knows that it will break,
it's just fate.
It's not that far and it won't be long,
until the day's not wasted anymore.
But motivation lacks temptation
and soon that void will disappear.
Searching for the answers that I may never find,
there's nothing left for me to do,
so I'll just play Sweet Child O' Mine.
People act so different now,
the friends I used to have I know just fake it.
Maybe I'll come back someday,
where everything will be just like I made it,
so I'll take it.
It's not that far and it won't be long,
until the day's not wasted anymore.
But motivation lacks temptation
and soon that void will disappear.
Searching for the answers that I may never find,
there's nothing left for me to do,
so I'll just jump back in this life.
Searching for the answers that I may never find,
there's nothing left for me to do,
so I'll just end with this sweet bass line.

If I wasn't a celebrity
Would you be so nice to me?
If I couldn't have cheese like everyday
Would you still wanna be with me?
If I couldn't buy you diamond rings
And all those other expensive things
Would you be so into me?
If I wasn't a celebrity
(Lately)
Ive been doing a little thinking
'Bout the things
That satisfy you
It's making me wonder
'Bout the things that
You see in me
I hate the way
You like to say your
Man's a celebrity
Baby what's the deal?
I thought you wanted me for me
You gotta say what you mean
You gotta mean what you say
Cause you keep pushing me away
'Cause I ain't got
No time to play
So I say
If I wasn't a celebrity
Would you be so nice to me?
If I couldn't have cheese like everyday
Would you still wanna be with me?
Baby, if I couldn't buy you diamond rings
And all those other expensive things
Would you be so into me?
If I wasn't a celebrity
Celebrity, celebrity
Celebrity, celebrity
Celebrity, celebrity
Celebrity, celebrity
I'm glad you're having a good time
Living the life that
I laid out for me
Constantly splurging
Spending my money
On everything you see
It would be different
If you had something,
Maybe like a
J-O-B
You need to
Get your thing together, yeah
You gotta stop running games
It ain't about my fame
Cause you know if things weren't this way
You'd be gone a long time ago, so I say
If I wasn't a celebrity
Would you be so nice to me?
If I couldn't have cheese like everyday
Would you still wanna be with me?
If I couldn't buy you diamond rings
And all those other expensive things
Would you be so into me?
If I wasn't a celebrity
If you really loved me
You'd try and show me
That it ain't even about my name
But you tried to use me
And lied to fool me
So it can never be the same
So now, I'm, leaving you behind
I've found somebody
Who can love me for me
And that's all I need, yeah, oh
Celebrity, celebrity
Celebrity, celebrity
Celebrity, celebrity
Celebrity, celebrity
If I wasn't a celebrity
Would you be so nice to me?
If I couldn't have cheese like everyday
Would you still wanna be with me?
If I couldn't buy you diamond rings
And all those other expensive things
Would you be so into me?
If I wasn't a celebrity
If I wasn't a celebrity
Would you be so nice to me?
If I couldn't have cheese like everyday
Would you still wanna be with me?
If I couldn't buy you diamond rings
And all those other expensive things
Would you be so into me?

I'm a big celebrity
And I don't know what you've been told
But I think you should be more like me
So I'm gonna tell you what I know
See, you're just an average woman or man
And you shouldn't try to think for yourself
There's things that you can't understand
And I'll bet you could use my help
I'm on TV and radio
And unless I'm mistaken, you're not
So I've found almost every place I go
There's people just waiting to hear my thoughts
They say I'm a genius, they're right
So take my opinions seriously
I'll tell you how to live your life
Cause I'm a big celebrity
[Chorus:]
I'm a big celebrity
And I don't know what you've been told
But I think you should be more like me
So I'm gonna tell you what I know
I'm a big celebrity
And you've got such a long way to go
If you're gonna be more like me
So I'll tell you what you don't know
Hey big celebrity, please keep your politics
Your beliefs and your philosophies, all of it
Some advice if you wanna stay famous
Don't try to change us, just entertain us
You're a tabloid headline, a photo op
And now you want the same attention John and Yoko got
And when your album or your movie is a total flop
You'll be redundant like Bobby Brown or Robocop
So please stop and let me off your guilt trip
I know you made a lot of money and you've milked it
But you're not as smart as you think you are
So shut your mouth mr. movie star

Someday I'm gonna be famous, do I have talent, well no
These days you don't really need it thanks to reality shows
Can't wait to date a supermodel, can't wait to sue my dad
Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari on my way to rehab
'Cause when you're a celebrity
It's adios reality
You can act just like a fool
People think you're cool
Just 'cause you're on TV
I can throw a major fit
When my latte isn't just how I like it
When they say I've gone insane
I'll blame it on the fame
And the pressures that go with
Being a celebrity
I'll get to cry to Barbara Walters when things don't go my way
And I'll get community service no matter which law I break
I'll make the supermarket tabloids, they'll write some awful stuff
But the more they run my name down the more my price goes up
'Cause when you're a celebrity
It's adios reality
No matter what you do
People think you're cool
Just 'cause you're on TV
I can fall in and out of love
Have marriages that barely last a month
When they go down the drain
I'll blame it on the fame
And say it's just so tough
Being a celebrity
So let's hitch up the wagons and head out west
To the land of the fun and the sun
We'll be real world bachelor jackass millionaires
Hey hey, Hollywood, here we come
'Cause when you're a celebrity
It's adios reality
No matter what you do
People think you're cool
Just 'cause you're on TV
Being a celebrity

Spreading peace and love
In the minefields of Angola
A photo opportunity
Celebrity has sold ya
They made front page news again
But they all hate the Paparazzi lens
Hollywood cocaine
A royal fascination
Cinematic lives
Far too much temptation
10% reduction to the charitable cause
Designers help stop third world wars
Verci always win
Benetton don't kill
Gap never sins
And we all get to pay the bill
United Nations all
Waiting for that presidential call
The next one in
Watch that jaded popstar grin
Wear another name
Promote another label
Donate another dollar
From the budget on yer table
Explosive occupations for
The heroes faking for their cause

Don't call me a zero
I'm gonna be a hero
Like Phil Esposito or the Kennedys
I'll be incorporated
And I'll be imitated
And overrated, but that doesn't bother me
All the jaws will drop
And all the girls will scream
And there will be commotion when I show up on the scene
All that you will see is a celebrity
When I'm riding in my limo
I won't look out the window
Might make me homesick for humanity
There's nowhere that I can't go
And there's nobody I don't know
And there's an emptiness that's eating me
All the clocks will stop
And all the jeans will cream
It has always been my one and only dream
All that's left of me is my celebrity
Leave your heart
Lay down your art
You're here for the party
Smile and wave
Try to behave
Be happy that they've made you a celebrity
I could disappear into the great unknown
And it would wear my face as if it were its own
And all that you will see is a celebrity
All that's left of me is my celebrity
I will get in first and I will get in free

When Tupac died everybody realized,
That you can’t be a gangster every day.
And everybody knows that Michael Jackson knows,
That you can’t go touching no 12 year olds.
So you wanted to be,
A Celebrity
Come here and take your picture,
You won’t know what will hit ya,
When you’re trying to be,
In woman’s weekly,
You better stop before you cover,
Or you’ll end up just like Peter Andre
Now remember the time when Owen Hart died,
He fell a thousand stories and it took his life,
And money was the cause of talking Demi Moore,
Into taking of her clothes when she hadn’t before
So you wanted to be,
A Celebrity
Come here and take your picture,
You won’t know what will hit ya,
When you’re trying to be,
In woman’s weekly,
You better stop before you cover,
Or you’ll end up just like Peter Andre
Hey! Hey! Peter Andre! (x3)
Hey! Hey! Hey! Peter Andre!
You’ll be ageing more than Sean Connery,
You’ll be acting worse than Pamela Lee
More creepy than the Adam’s family.

I have tasted stardom still before I breathed
My something something something
And I have never left this ambitious city
And I've only known a lust for VIP
I have studied long and hard had to proceed
Nothing but my name in bright lights called to me
And I display the perfect amount of en oui
I'll carve my face a bit, you'll indulge me
Give me celebrity my kingdom to be famous
Tell me who I have to be
Starting to be famous
Never wonder who's pulling strings above me
Cause I'm aware of wheels, heels, and vintage Gucci
I'm on my twentieth round of vitamin v

I hide my plans to build the planes,
the traffic's scarce so I'll go out and brave it.
I'll walk into my hallway, the living room and out the door I'll save it
and I'll make it.
It's not that far and it won't be long,
until the day's not wasted anymore.
But motivation lacks temptation
and soon that void will disappear.
I waste my life at 3 am,
that's the only time when I'm awake.
The television is my best friend,
and the living knows that it will break,
it's just fate.
It's not that far and it won't be long,
until the day's not wasted anymore.
But motivation lacks temptation
and soon that void will disappear.
Searching for the answers that I may never find,
there's nothing left for me to do,
so I'll just play Sweet Child O' Mine.
People act so different now,
the friends I used to have I know just fake it.
Maybe I'll come back someday,
where everything will be just like I made it,
so I'll take it.
It's not that far and it won't be long,
until the day's not wasted anymore.
But motivation lacks temptation
and soon that void will disappear.
Searching for the answers that I may never find,
there's nothing left for me to do,
so I'll just jump back in this life.
Searching for the answers that I may never find,
there's nothing left for me to do,

[Lloyd Banks]
I just touched down, Ferrari to concrete
I ain't even home and they're talking about me
f-ck out my ear if you talking 'bout freedom n-gger
Free don't pay the bills Im ballin' all out, b!
You rappers don't know me
Nah I ain't your homie
If your name aint Em, Ferrari or Tony
I like my wheel chromey
My Bentley my Rolly
My Magnum my forty
South Jamaica shawty
these losses I took in the gut yo
the work's still here, I'm just cooking it up slow
Clear my mind, you whippin' the truck load
my Pop dead, but he live through his son though
if rap aint work, I'll be pimpin' on some hoe
Still eating lobster and shrimp in the Bungalow
I'm back like crack over the drumroll
You know, wherever I go the gun go
[Akon - Chorus]
We on the grind (hey) all the time (hey)
ain't bout to let a n-gga come and snatch mine
I keep a nine, you see the shine
I might just let your ass slide this time
While I get this paper, paper
While I get this paper, paper
Cause I'm a celebrity
(I don't need none of y'all)
Ghetto celebrity
(Keep your punk-ass awards)
I'm a celebrity
(Take your fake smile off)
Ghetto celebrity
aint nothing changed n-gger
[Lloyd Banks - Verse 2]
The media will test ya, popularity is pressure
Porche Panamera
platinum hammer through the metal
wreck the booth up, I'm too tough
that inner city grammer
step your jewels up, they bruised up
I'll sparkle for the camera
harsh reality's what (?) holding them back from opening
verbal attack all over these n-ggas, push the herd to the back
I'm the kind that they pray on, spending half of their day on
lay on, n-ggas for days, just shots spray on
my sound system knock and in pound Tupac
6-4 jumping like the ground too hot
they spot me, they chase a n-gga down two blocks
two shots in the air for n-ggas that aint here
two tone, two door, grey top, roof floor
green guap galore, in and out of new hall
that bright light you saw, was a paparazzi flash
I'm tryna snap a picture through your Maserati glass
[Chorus]
[Eminem]
...there are enough insults in my head
to fill up a swear jar
and have it overflowing so dont get me going, don't dare start
you'll never see me again, Amelia Earhart
I'm poppin' a wheelie off to a really unfair start
I'm past grinding for me, guess I just be grounded up
like ground round or a pound of chuck
tightly wound as f-ck
till the fire marshalls come shut
Fire marshall ground 'em up
I guess you should just shut the f-ck up
and stop f-cking around and duck
I aint playing this time, I told you I'm not down for blunts
to say I keep it 100 would probably sound redundant
like calling a bitch a hoe, or asking a gal to suck
and blowing your d-ck cock
is she up to scew and down to f-ck
it's a man's World and I'm trapped in a land of smut
with a thousand sluts wrapped with muzzles
running through a house of muts
otherwords I'm shutting up everyone one of you bitches mouth's up
and I'm watching my language if I tell you to kiss my f-cking butt
and aint sh-t changed, my sh-t still dont stink player
my farts may have become staler ever since I became a trailer park celebrity
maybe my complexion became a little paler
poster job for white trash, I'm a garbage pale kid sailor
yeah, see me up all in your b-tch means I'ma rape her,
all I got for these hoes is d-ck duck tape and a stapler so b-tch you better look for table scraps to scrape her

I turned to her and I said
We'll hurl my biography
into this whirling pool
see which way the blue ink runs
on an ocean of lenses
I'm drifting like a fool
smouldering focus of those instant suns
And all of these
cause and effect motion pictures
impossible to avoid
a single image of me
it's living
on a whole subcontinent of celluloid
You'll like me
you're like me
you'll recognise my name
you'll like me
you're like me
have a picture of me
pointing out of frame
now go ...
The magnifying circus
the magnifying circus
a wealth of detail is going cheap
cause and error
trial and effect
isn't it enough to put you all to sleep?
But my likeness
it's to your liking
so I won't stay away
I'll be back long before you know it
to dazzle you again
I daresay
You'll like me
you're like me
you'll turn the page and watch
your kids are eating effigies of me
fluorescent butterscotch
There's a shimmering lake of real lives
it's a backdrop
it's an afterthought
tell rite, will there be a dressing room
and will there be shadows at the airport?
This set is hotter than the Holy Land
it all beats down from above
long golden weeks of close-ups
cool and convincing shows of love
You'll like me
you're like me
you'll recognise my name
you'll like me
you're like me
have a picture of me
pointing out of frame
You'll like me
you're like me
you'll turn the page and watch
your kids are eating effigies of me
fluorescent butterscotch
If one life has been saved
by this photography session

Celeb-Celebrity,
Get down with a celebrity,
Celeb-Celebrity,
Get down with a celebrity,
Celeb-Celebrity,
Get down with a celebrity,
She's mine, this time.
With her own onterage,
I never thought that she could be mine,
like every time.
With every word she spoke, i had to confess
that i could be sold on every line.
And she said tell me the place,
and we'll go wherever you want,
Just say my name, and that VIP will be ours,
Just tell me the truth, what you wanna do with
me, me, me!
Woah, lets keep it on the low,
'Cause i don't think you're ready,
Lets just keep it on the low,
And dance like there's nobody watching,
Keep it on the low,
I think the time has come to get down, down, down,
With a celebrity!
Celeb-Celebrity,
Get down with a celebrity,
Celeb-Celebrity,
Get down with a celebrity,
Celeb-Celebrity,
Get down with a celebrity,
She's mine, this time.
I can't believe my eyes,
This girl has got me hooked in this time,
It's no surprise.
The paparazzi keep following, following,
I can't control what my heart desires!
And she said tell me the place,
and we'll go wherever you want,
Just say my name, and that VIP will be ours,
Just tell me the truth, what you wanna do with
me, me, me!
Woah, lets keep it on the low,
'Cause i don't think you're ready,
Lets just keep it on the low,
And dance like there's nobody watching,
Keep it on the low,
I think the time has come to get down, down, down,
With a celebrity!
Celeb-Celebrity,
Get down with a celebrity,
Celeb-Celebrity,
Get down with a celebrity,
Celeb-Celebrity,
Get down with a celebrity,
She's mine, this time.
Well if they know about it then they really need to go,
'Cause then they talk about it,
Like the people who they know,
'Cause they see her in the magazines but when she's
right in front of me,
I can't let go, won't let go,
noooo!
Woah, lets keep it on the low,
'Cause i don't think you're ready,
Lets just keep it on the low,
And dance like there's nobody watching,
Keep it on the low,
I think the time has come to get down, down, down,
With a celebrity!
Celeb-Celebrity,
Get down with a celebrity,
Celeb-Celebrity,
Get down with a celebrity,
Celeb-Celebrity,
Get down with a celebrity,

Chorus:
I am in love with the lies, the love, the rise, the wrongs,
They told me that it wouldn't be night for long!
The lights, the love, the rise, the loss
They told me that it wouldn't be night for long!
And I'm in love with the lights, the love,
Celebrity house, Hollywood parties that never get old!
Table full of new... , champagne new,
But my money is on Venus, but my neck is on glue.
I need a girl that look better than my girlfriend,
Not the ones that look better than their girlfriends,
Paparazzi try to pop... since I make...
But I just had my face doing a...
Hoody over my head, Jedi,
And again, looking like a baby seal,
Louis V... she ain't got no man in him,
She got no companion, she's Jenifer Aniston,
I'm trying to hit her, and her friend!
And again, and again,
Pass it to my... this city we're landing in!
What happens when it all falls,
And the success is all gone, and is all gone?
But for now I'm a celebrity!
For now I'm a celebrity!
Chorus:
Cause I'm in love with the lies, the love, the rights, the wrongs,
They told me that it wouldn't be night for long!
The lights, the love, the rise, the loss
They told me that it wouldn't be night for long!
The money they said that is the root of all evil,
At least that's what the pastor tried to teach us,
But he ain't pass around and collects and play,
Find More lyrics at
... heavy way as soon as his speech...
The happy of that girls is cool!
Shit, I'm trying to get... too!
Bit how is it the root of all evil?
If it could take my whole family out...
... bugs me, bugs jury... come and see 3PO.
Smoke so much, I gotta see 3POs
Cause I'm worldwide tour with me and...
Most cut the... behind the mikes like...
So I hate to lose my mike like...
What happens when it all falls,
And the success is all gone, and is all gone?
But for now I'm a celebrity!
For now I'm a celebrity!
Chorus:
Cause I'm in love with the lies, the love, the rights, the wrongs,
They told me that it wouldn't be night for long!
The lights, the love, the rise, the loss
They told me that it wouldn't be night for long!
Anything in life for love and meaning,
I hope they never try to tell me I'm leaving,
Getting everything I want, then I've got my mom next,
And the resign checks right after the contract.
My boys have a crazy flow...
I guess cause I was active on a radio.
Way back in high school, yeah nigger same team,
Way before...
We just contract needs!
It's funny now when I look back,