Rebecca Lucy Taylor

Photo shoot today. T minus 8 hours til burger.

Housemate's listening to The Puppini Sisters. Fucking hell. Is there a helpline? Can I have her evicted?

@andywelch81 lol lol lol lol

are you insane? RT @damo6606: @SLOWCLUBREBECCA you could listen to music?! Or write some?

F my ffing L

Wtaf

Laptop mouse broke. No telly. Am I supposed to read a book like some kind of olden day person?

Minor emotional breakdown resulting in large pistachio macaroon.

Thanks to Lucy I have already seen 'Her'. I loved it but my great big stonking ladyboner for Joaquin was uncomfortable throughout.

@louisbhose what are 'socks'?

@louisbhose OMG hot tip alert

@louisbhose I'm devastated. I'm old and sensible and not covered in my own hair and bits of fluff.

Urgh. After 27 years of defiance I just lint rollered myself.

#DidYouKnow Jennifer Anniston only says yes to films if the storyline involves her keeping up an elaborate lie.

I wish Nev and Max were a couple more than I wish most things #catfish

Two bags of crisps. Two bowls of Special K. 2014 me lives by no rules.

Purchased a simply dazzling velvet bow tie for the NTAs. You want to see it? Then #VoteEducatingYorkshire at http://nationaltvawards.com .

@laurenlaverne @ShaunUsher @Miss_EBP rad as they come he is

Bit more of that please Wednesday! #swfc

FULL TIME Owls 6 - 0 Leeds #swfc