Napoleon Filmography

• Barely Legal: The Bitch That Stole Christmas (2008)
• Attack of the Killer MILFs (2005)
• Hooligans (2005)
• Dementia 2 (2005)
• Katsumi's Dirty Deeds (2005)
• The Resort (2004)
• The Tits That Saved XXX-mas (2003)
• Mad Jaxxx: Beyond Thunderboobs (2002)
• Whore of the Rings (2001)
• Freak Show (2000)
• New Wave Hookers 6 (2000)
• Dreamquest (2000)
• Nude World Order (1998)
• S.M.U.T. 4: Devil Thumbed a Ride (1998)
• Porn... It's a Living (1998)
• Fetish (1997)
• Moondance (1996)
• Little Big Dong (1992)
• Muff 'n' Jeff (1992)
• Walking Small (1992)
• A Little Irresistible (1991)
• A Little Christmas Tail (1991)
• Cabaret Sin (1987)

Napoleon Filmography

• As Others See Us (1920)
• Caught with the Goods (1920)
• Circus Brides (1920)
• Dreamy Chinatown (1920)
• Film Fairies (1920)
• One Big Night (1920)
• Perils of the Beach (1920)
• Stopping Bullets (1920)
• The Deserter (1920)
• Their First Flivver (1920)
• What D'ye Think O'That! (1916)
• Haunted (1916)
• Napoleon and Sally (1916)
• Uncle's Little Ones (1916)
• The Jungle Cure (1916)
• Some Detective! (1916)

Napoleon Filmography

• Aún hay más... Homenaje a Raúl Velasco (2006)
• Al rojo vivo (1980)

• Sloppy Meateaters
• Race The Sun
• Ani Difranco

There goes the band up in flames
Just like Napoleon
Zero self-esteem is what you suffer from
Your pride will choke you
the power to absolve is in your pocket
Deep in your pocket
Atonement in deployment
there is no sin,
neutral is my motion (in a godless universe)
time moves, I exist
Resting on his fists
scorched Earth politics
give more than ya got
altruistic plot, to undermine
our very short time of existence
don't resist it
Blinded by his vanity
Crippled by insecurity
That’s me
And you're better than you know
You’re better than you know
you're better than you show

It's your game
you have managed to grab everyone's attention
the spotlight scorching your flesh
caught between the pedestal and ceiling
I can't just stand there to watch it as it raises
soon it will crush you entirely
and you know I would pull every arm and leg
from socket of my own to just reach you
and with all my force and weight I'd tip you over
because I know you would land feet first
I'd Expect your glare
Oh how my hand shakes from satisfaction
this ink I drain dries like the salt on your wound
don't forget to buy them out
burn the, burn the confession box
don't forget to win their hearts
and level the chapel
Sweet irony, sarcasm always had its plague upon me
can we humor this just for now?
caught between the salted wound and punchline
funnier then than now
I've always, how I've missed it
this value called value
Oh how my hand shakes from satisfaction
this ink I drain dries like the salt on your wound
at this my voice is dry
as you dissect my words
and the knots that form
may you press them against your worth
don't forget to buy them out
burn the, burn the confession box
don't forget to win their hearts
and level the chapel

they told you your music
could reach millions
that the choice was up to you
you told me they always
pay for lunch
and they believe in what i do
and i wonder
if you miss your old friends
once you've proven what you're worth
yeah i wonder
when you're a big star
will you miss the earth
and i know you would always want more
i know you would never be done
'cuz everyone is a fucking napoleon
yeah everyone is a fucking napoleon
and the next time
that i saw you
you were larger than life
you came and you conquered
you were doing alright
you had an army
of suits behind you
and all you had to be was willing
and i said i still
make a pretty good living
you must make a killing
a killing
and i hope that you are happy
i hope at least you are having fun
'cuz but everyone is a fucking napoleon
yeah everyone is a fucking napoleon
now you think, so that is
the way it's gonna be
that's what this is all about
i think that that is
the way it always was
you chose not to notice until now
yeah now that there's a problem
you call me up to confide
and you go on for over an hour
'bout each one that took you for a ride
and i guess that you dialed my number
'cuz you thought for sure that i'd agree
i said baby, you know i still love you
but how dare you complain to me
everyone is a fucking napoleon