- published: 05 Dec 2011
- views: 19055
4:02
The Pointless Sisters - PARODY of POINTER SISTERS Slow Hand (Starring Missi Pyle)
The Pointless Sisters want a man, want a man, want a man with a really small hands!
Lyrics...
published: 04 Jun 2012
The Pointless Sisters - PARODY of POINTER SISTERS Slow Hand (Starring Missi Pyle)
The Pointless Sisters want a man, want a man, want a man with a really small hands!
Lyrics:
As we sit by the fire, and start to perspire
I'm hungry as can be.
Because you got what I want, though you're too shy to flaunt,
What's makin' me horny...
Darlin' don't have a doubt 'cos I'm all about
what you've got to give to me...
I've had some big loves, now I want kid gloves
Literally....
I want a man with a small hand
I want a lover with a baby's touch
I want somebody who can make these B's
Look like Double D's without trying much
I want somebody who will understand
When it comes to love I want a small hand.
(rap verse) :35
I want a rough neck. Who's forceful. Persuasive.
Maximum man who's minimally invasive.
He's hardcore. All the brothers fear him
When he claps in the forest, can't nobody hear him.
I shake and shiver cause it's sure getting steamy
He got the soft touch, like a muh- fuckin' preemie
Tiny little thumbs fittin' in the tight spaces
Teeny weenie pinkies ticklin' the right places
(I like 'em) tall and tough with a delicate wrist
Big strong arms and a toddler's fist
Itty bitty digits, gettin' with it, make me fidget
With a dinger that is rigid and his fingers like a midget.
If you didn't hear it once, let me say it again
I want...
No offense, but you got to understand I want...
(chorus) :26
... a man with a small hand
I want a lover with a baby's touch
He's kinda ticklin' when he smacks my ass
And double fistin' drinkin' his wine glass
I want somebody who will understand
When it comes to love I want a small hand.
(rap verse)
I want a handyman. A real lady pleaser.
With fingers so small, he can use 'em like tweezers.
I can keep my cool when I drop my jewel
Cause he can snake-out my drain without using a tool.
He helps with needlepoint and decoupage
Gives me a soothing inner ear massage.
Listen what I'm spittin'. I don't stutter. I don't stammer.
It takes two hands for him to handle his hammer.
... small hand
I want a lover who will treat me nice
A great big bruiser who can tat my lace
And then, draw my face on a grain of rice
It doesn't matter if he's pale or tan
As long as he has got a small hand.
(rap verse)
I've got a mouth that spews some crap,
Now and then, I know, I deserve a slap.
But when I get that tap, up side my yap,
That shit don't even wake me up from my nap.
Bitches be fronting "hand-size don't matter",
Rihanna and Tina, don't believe that chatter,
So the bones in my nose ain't never gonna shatter
Though one time, he made my martini splatter.
(chorus)
... be a man with a small hand,
I needs a brother with a baby's touch.
I want a lover who goes tit-for-tat,
And with his girlie pats, I won't feel it much.
I want him tall and tough and rough as sand
But when it comes to to blows I want a small hand.
Starring Missi Pyle, Danielle Gaither and Jeannie Roshar
Directed by Gary Anthony Williams and Jeannie Roshar
Director of Photography: Laura Merians
Music by Nick Jameson
Editor: Pedro Castro
2nd Camera Operator: Ramiro Castro Jr.
- published: 04 Jun 2012
- views: 5672
6:20
Christina Moore & Missi Pyle in The Wedding Bells - Part 2
Though they had virtually no scenes together in this episode of The Wedding Bells (FOX's s...
published: 02 Jun 2012
Christina Moore & Missi Pyle in The Wedding Bells - Part 2
Though they had virtually no scenes together in this episode of The Wedding Bells (FOX's short-lived David E. Kelley drama), Chrissy & Missi did officially work together. Here are their scenes.
- published: 02 Jun 2012
- views: 3213
1:22
Missi Pyle greets fans @ 2012 Critics Choice Movie Awards After Party in Hollywood!
Missi is glowing with beauty as she greets her beloved fans!...
published: 13 Jan 2012
Missi Pyle greets fans @ 2012 Critics Choice Movie Awards After Party in Hollywood!
Missi is glowing with beauty as she greets her beloved fans!
- published: 13 Jan 2012
- views: 665
98:48
Pretty Ugly People
Lucy (Missi Pyle) has always used food to escape life's problems. But when this self-title...
published: 08 Aug 2012
Pretty Ugly People
Lucy (Missi Pyle) has always used food to escape life's problems. But when this self-titled "fat friend" lures her group of old college buddies to the Montana wilderness, she reveals a new self -- skinny, beautiful and still flawed. Setting out on a journey that will change their lives forever, this heartfelt comedy reveals that the grass isn't always greener on the other side of obesity.
- published: 08 Aug 2012
- views: 29808
5:28
Missi Pyle On Whitney's Death and Her Car Accident with Bobby Brown
We start off our Real Time Conversation with discussing the most trending topic of the wee...
published: 16 Feb 2012
Missi Pyle On Whitney's Death and Her Car Accident with Bobby Brown
We start off our Real Time Conversation with discussing the most trending topic of the week: the passing of the amazing Whitney Houston. Missi Pyle also shares a very animated anecdote about a run in with Bobby Brown. (February 15, 2012)
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- published: 16 Feb 2012
- views: 2466
3:58
John Goodman & Missi Pyle On 'The Artist'
John Goodman and Missi Pyle sit down with MakingOf to talk about their upcoming silent fil...
published: 21 Nov 2011
John Goodman & Missi Pyle On 'The Artist'
John Goodman and Missi Pyle sit down with MakingOf to talk about their upcoming silent film, 'The Artist' directed by Michel Hazanavicius.
Watch more at http://makingof.com/
- published: 21 Nov 2011
- views: 7166
2:32
Missi Pyle vs Queen Latifah
I love this fight and Missi's character confident Ashley with Her cocky Tae Bo dance is aw...
published: 17 Oct 2012
Missi Pyle vs Queen Latifah
I love this fight and Missi's character confident Ashley with Her cocky Tae Bo dance is awesome, funny and sexy! Always wonder where is the moment when She realized that Queen was too much for Her? :) It's from movie called "Bringing down the house"
- published: 17 Oct 2012
- views: 4166
3:37
Missi Pyle Fight Club!
Missi Pyle in Bringing Down the House...getting her ass kicked...very funny...enjoy! And t...
published: 07 Nov 2008
Missi Pyle Fight Club!
Missi Pyle in Bringing Down the House...getting her ass kicked...very funny...enjoy! And to the music of Girls Just Want to Have Fun by Cyndi Lauper.
- published: 07 Nov 2008
- views: 23836
14:50
Christina Moore & Missi Pyle in The Wedding Bells - Part 1
Though they had virtually no scenes together in this episode of The Wedding Bells (FOX's s...
published: 02 Jun 2012
Christina Moore & Missi Pyle in The Wedding Bells - Part 1
Though they had virtually no scenes together in this episode of The Wedding Bells (FOX's short-lived David E. Kelley drama), Chrissy & Missi did officially work together. Here are their scenes.
- published: 02 Jun 2012
- views: 684
3:07
Sklar Brothers, Randy Sklar, Jason Sklar, Missi Pyle
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LA Comedy Shorts Awards Hosted by the famed Sklar Brothers, Ra...
published: 20 Apr 2010
Sklar Brothers, Randy Sklar, Jason Sklar, Missi Pyle
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LA Comedy Shorts Awards Hosted by the famed Sklar Brothers, Randy and Jason, the L.A. Comedy Shorts Film Festival celebrated the seriously gifted actress Missi Pyle, who received the 2nd Annual COMMIE AWARD in recognition of her comedic genius. Distributed by Tubemogul.
- published: 20 Apr 2010
- views: 2072
1:55
Chris Grace Talking At You - Episode 5: Missi Pyle
I stopped in with my friend Missi Pyle (with a brief glimpse of her husband Casey Anderson...
published: 08 Jan 2009
Chris Grace Talking At You - Episode 5: Missi Pyle
I stopped in with my friend Missi Pyle (with a brief glimpse of her husband Casey Anderson) after seeing her show "Boeing Boeing" on Broadway.
- published: 08 Jan 2009
- views: 5434
6:00
Missi Pyle & Derek Waters/Best Editing
Missi Pyle (Dodgeball, Big Fish) and Derek Waters (Drunk History) make a guest appearance ...
published: 01 Jul 2011
Missi Pyle & Derek Waters/Best Editing
Missi Pyle (Dodgeball, Big Fish) and Derek Waters (Drunk History) make a guest appearance to present the Golden Tripod Award for Best Editing to "The Revolutionary" from the NC State University as part of the Campus MovieFest 2011 International Grand Finale Awards Ceremony at the Stephen J. Ross Theatre at Warnes Bros. Studios.
Created by IGF 2011 at CMF Central in 2012 as part of Campus MovieFest, the world's largest student film festival.
Missi Pyle & Derek Waters/Best Editing Cast & Crew :
Ramsey Yount - Captain
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- published: 01 Jul 2011
- views: 1586
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2:54
Missi Pyle @ 3rd Annual TheWrap.com Pre-Oscar Party
Mingle Media TV and Kristyn Burtt were invited to come out and cover the 3rd Annual TheWra...
published: 23 Feb 2012
Missi Pyle @ 3rd Annual TheWrap.com Pre-Oscar Party
Mingle Media TV and Kristyn Burtt were invited to come out and cover the 3rd Annual TheWrap.com Pre-Oscar party at the Culina Restaurant at the Four Seasons Hotel and hosted by CEO & Editor-in-Chief, Sharon Waxman.
We got to talk to Oscar nominees and Hollywood notables alike on the red carpet - check out our interviews.
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- published: 23 Feb 2012
- views: 283
2:00
Missi Pyle is Smoking Hot with Meredith Pyle @ Sunset Tower in West Hollywood!
Wow Missi is super sexy as she enjoys a refreshing smoke!...
published: 24 Feb 2012
Missi Pyle is Smoking Hot with Meredith Pyle @ Sunset Tower in West Hollywood!
Wow Missi is super sexy as she enjoys a refreshing smoke!
- published: 24 Feb 2012
- views: 6194
1:20
Missi Pyle greets fans @ Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood!
The lovely Missi Pyle shows major love to her adoring fans, Sweet!...
published: 30 Jan 2012
Missi Pyle greets fans @ Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood!
The lovely Missi Pyle shows major love to her adoring fans, Sweet!
- published: 30 Jan 2012
- views: 543
10:12
Chyna vs Missy Pyle
WWED Action - Request Match
While sitting at home watching WWED matches on You Tube, fa...
published: 19 May 2010
Chyna vs Missy Pyle
WWED Action - Request Match
While sitting at home watching WWED matches on You Tube, famous Hollywood actress Missy Pyle couldn't believe her eyes when she observed DareDevil Ben Affleck kicking Freddy Kruegar's ass! Miss Pyle recalled an incident 2 weeks earlier when her and Ben Affleck got into an all out bare knuckles bar room brawl, by the end of the fight Ben Affleck had been knocked out cold and his 2 front teeth knocked out completely. Missy Pyle was quoted "I took a Tae Bo class last year! If Ben Affleck can be a wrestler then so can I.".
Unfortunately for Missy Pyle there is 1 thing she did not know. Her 1st opponent is the 9th WONDER OF THE WORLD CHYNA!!! Chyna was quoted "I hate actors who try to become wrestlers! That is an insult to my profession! I don't try to act in Hollywood, so those sissy actors should keep out of my wrestling ring! I am going to teach Missy Pyle a lesson she won't forget!".
- published: 19 May 2010
- views: 19350
