All in the Family

Archie Bunker, was a working-class family man who held bigoted, conservative views of the world. His viewpoints clash with nearly everyone he comes into contact with especially his liberal son-in-law Mike Stivic (or, as Archie delights in calling him, "Meathead").

Cast

• Carroll O'Connor
• Jean Stapleton
• Sally Struthers
• Rob Reiner
• Mike Evans
• Isabel Sanford
• Danielle Brisebois
• Betty Garrett
• Sherman Hemsley
• Bob Hastings
• Allan Melvin
• Vincent Gardenia
• Mel Stewart
• Jason Wingreen
• Billy Halop
• Danny Dayton
• Liz Torres

• Season 1
• Episode 1: Meet the Bunkers
  Archie Bunker: Now wait a minute, Meathead, you said that, not me. I never said your black beauties ...
• Episode 2: Writing the President
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• Episode 3: Archie's Aching Back
  Archie Bunker: [on the lawyer he hired] So what does their religion got to do with it?::Mike Stivic:...
• Episode 4: Archie Gives Blood
  Nurse: You wanna stand up?::Archie: Yeah sure. Okay. I feel right as rain. Tell 'em they can keep th...
• Episode 5: Judging Books by Covers
  Archie Bunker: His pal Roger is as queer as a $4 bill and he knows it.::Gloria Bunker-Stivic: That's...
• Episode 6: Gloria Has a Belly Full
  Archie Bunker: How do youse people manage to store things in them tiny bathrooms?::Lionel Jefferson:...
• Episode 7: Mike's Hippie Friends Come to Visit
  Jeff: Hey, what's happenin', Man?::Archie: I'm having a stroke.::Jeff: Far out. I can dig it....
• Episode 8: Lionel Moves Into the Neighborhood
  [Archie finds out the Jeffersons have bought the house next door]::Edith: I think it's wonderful.::A...
• Episode 9: Edith Has Jury Duty
  Michael 'Meathead' Stivic: Do you believe in capital punishment, Ma?::Edith Bunker: Well, yeah, I gu...
• Episode 10: Archie Is Worried About His Job
  Burt Mustin appeared early in the show as Harry Fenney, the old man that comes to give Archie the ne...
• Episode 11: Gloria Discovers Women's Lib
  Archie: Look at this, Edith. We lost a daughter but gained a meathead....
• Episode 12: Success Story
  Archie gets an elaborate gift from Eddie Frazier an old Army buddy who has made himself a millionair...
• Episode 13: The First and Last Supper
  Archie Bunker: What has hate got to do with this, you dumb Polack?...
• Season 2
• Episode 1: The Saga of Cousin Oscar
  Louise Jefferson: Was it a timely death?::Archie Bunker: Yeah, around lunchtime....
• Episode 2: Gloria Poses in the Nude
  Mike and Gloria bring an eccentric artist friend, Szabo Daborba, who specializes in painting abstrac...
• Episode 3: Archie in the Lock-Up
  Archie Bunker: That's what I keep telling my big, dumb Pollack son in-law.::Desk Sergeant: Big, dumb...
• Episode 4: Edith Writes a Song
  Coke: Your neighbor, Mr. McNab, just called to tell you that two Jigaboos just robbed Morgan's Jewel...
• Episode 5: Flashback: Mike Meets Archie
  Archie: I ain't gonna eat this food with these Chink pick-up sticks.::Mike Stivic: How can you say t...
• Episode 6: The Election Story
  Election Day is coming and Archie is at odds with Mike over which candidate is most qualified for th...
• Episode 7: Edith's Accident
  Edith Bunker: What's wrong, Archie?::Mike Stivic: It's just indigestion. It comes from eating his ow...
• Episode 8: The Blockbuster
  Archie Bunker: That guy is a blackbuster....
• Episode 9: Mike's Problem
  Mike is facing final exams with anxiety so severe that it has rendered him impotent. Gloria is at a ...
• Episode 10: The Insurance Is Canceled
  Wendell: Let me make this perfectly clear.::Mike Stivic: Gee where have I heard that before?...
• Episode 11: The Man in the Street
  [when a presidential speech interrupts his TV show]::Archie Bunker: Aww, geez... if Nixon keeps goin...
• Episode 12: Cousin Maude's Visit
  Cousin Maude: Archie, you can either get up and eat breakfast, or lie there, feeding off your own fa...
• Episode 13: Christmas Day at the Bunkers'
  Mike Stivic: Alotta places have the same names like Portland, Maine and Portland, Oregon.::Gloria St...
• Episode 14: The Elevator Story
  Archie Bunker: I saw a lot of action in the war.::Black Man: During KP or latrine duty?::Archie Bunk...
• Episode 15: Edith's Problem
  [Edith is going through menopause, and Archie is planning a trip]::Edith Bunker: I wanna talk about ...
• Episode 16: Archie and the F.B.I.
  Mr. Bradford: How would you describe Mr. Grundy's drinking habits?::Archie Bunker: He seldom buys....
• Episode 17: Mike's Mysterious Son
  Edith Bunker: Archie, you're home.::Archie Bunker: [Sarcastically] No, Edith, I'm still at work. Wha...
• Episode 18: Archie Sees a Mugging
  While out on an errand with Mike, Archie witnesses a mugging. Despite objections from the family, he...
• Episode 19: Archie and Edith Alone
  The kids go away on vacation leaving Archie and Edith alone for the first time in years. Edith tries...
• Episode 20: Edith Gets a Mink
  Amelia DeKuyper: [after Russel flushes the toilet] Shut the door Russel.::Edith Bunker: The door is ...
• Episode 21: Sammy's Visit
  Archie Bunker: Now, no prejudice intended, but, you know, I always check with the Bible on these her...
• Episode 22: Edith the Judge
  Archie: I'm gonna go into town and get me a good Jew lawyer.::Mike Stivic: Do you always have to lab...
• Episode 23: Archie Is Jealous
  Archie is outraged when he finds a spicy letter that Mike wrote Gloria before they were married. In ...
• Episode 24: Maude
  Pilot episode for the spin-off series, _"Maude" (1972)_ (qv)...
• Season 3
• Episode 1: Archie and the Editorial
  [Archie is delivering en editorial on a local TV station]::Archie Bunker: [on TV] Good evening, ever...
• Episode 2: Archie's Fraud
  In a nostalgic glimpse at early 1970's grocery prices, Archie complains about having to eat chicken ...
• Episode 3: The Threat
  Bobbi Jo Loomis: [Archie is caught staring at Bobbi Jo's large chest] Archie, you're not going to fi...
• Episode 4: Gloria and the Riddle
  In 2010, _"Good Morning America" (1975)_ (qv) performed an (unscientific) survey in which they posed...
• Episode 5: Lionel Steps Out
  Archie Bunker: [Answering the door to Mr. Jefferson] I didn't order you on the phone, I ordered your...
• Episode 6: Edith Flips Her Wig
  Archie Bunker: Who put the last roll of terlit paper on the spool up there?::Mike Stivic: I did.::Ar...
• Episode 7: The Bunkers and the Swingers
  Archie Bunker: I don't want no creepos, weirdos or sexos in my house!...
• Episode 8: Mike Comes Into Money
  Archie Bunker: Look at this water bill - eighty dollars! My luck I got the only Polack that showers ...
• Episode 9: Flashback - Mike and Gloria's Wedding: Part 1
  Gloria: [doorbell rings] Oh, that must be Uncle Kasim. Daddy, now please be nice. Please?::Archie Bu...
• Episode 10: Flashback - Mike and Gloria's Wedding: Part 2
  Archie Bunker: Look at the way it's got you here. You're starting to cry, there. Now don't do that, ...
• Episode 11: Mike's Appendix
  Archie Bunker: [everyone has just been discussing doctors for Mike's operation. Archie sits back in ...
• Episode 12: Edith's Winning Ticket
  Gloria finds several old lottery tickets in Edith's purse that she had bought some months ago and fo...
• Episode 13: Archie and the Bowling Team
  Michael 'Meathead' Stivic: [Opens a present from Gloria, reveals that it's a leather shoulder bag] H...
• Episode 14: The Locket
  Mike Stivic: Double header today huh Arch?::Archie Bunker: What do you mean?::Mike Stivic: You're go...
• Episode 15: Archie in the Hospital
  Archie Bunker: [upon seeing Jean for the first time] Hey! You didn't tell me you was black!::Jean Du...
• Episode 16: Oh Say Can You See
  The title is from the first line of the national anthem of the USA: "Oh, say, can you see, by the da...
• Episode 17: Archie Goes Too Far
  'Mary Kay Place' (qv)'s first TV role....
• Episode 18: Class Reunion
  Sarah: Gawwwd! He was beautiful!...
• Episode 19: The Hot Watch
  [repeated line]::Lionel Jefferson: Don't condemn a whole group of people, for the actions of a few....
• Episode 20: Archie Is Branded
  Paul: Every person knows that Homo Sapiens is a killer.::Edith Bunker: Homo Sapiens. Is he an Arab?:...
• Episode 21: Everybody Tells the Truth
  Edith Bunker: This is a nice restaurant, and it's called the Gay Paris.::Gloria Stivic: That's Gay P...
• Episode 22: Archie Learns His Lesson
  [Edith, Michael and Gloria are eating at the dinner table; Michael sighs]::Edith Bunker: What's the ...
• Episode 23: Gloria the Victim
  Archie Bunker: we don't need no whaddayacall alternative, all we need is something else to do....
• Episode 24: The Battle of the Month
  Edith Bunker: [Edith has just broken up a fight between Mike and Gloria] When I was a little girl, m...
• Season 4
• Episode 1: We're Having a Heat Wave
  Mike Stivic: Watergate. Watergate. Watergate. Watergate. Watergate. Watergate. Watergate. Watergate....
• Episode 2: We're Still Having a Heat Wave
  The title is based on a line from the song "Heat Wave" by 'Irving Berlin (I)' (qv)....
• Episode 3: Edith Finds an Old Man
  Mr. Quigley makes a reference to Sam Ervin. Ervin was, at age 77, head of the Senate Select Committe...
• Episode 4: Archie and the Kiss
  Gloria Bunker-Stivic: Thanks for the nightgown, Mrs. Lorenzo. I'm going to go upstairs and try it on...
• Episode 5: Archie the Gambler
  [after returning from the bathroom]::Archie Bunker: Lemme tell ya, Edith, you can't really *buy* bee...
• Episode 6: Henry's Farewell
  Final appearance of 'Mel Stewart (I)' (qv) in the role of Henry Jefferson....
• Episode 7: Archie and the Computer
  Mike brings home a game called Group Therapy which asks players to open up about certain private fee...
• Episode 8: The Games Bunkers Play
  Mike brings home a game called Group Therapy which asks players to open up about certain private fee...
• Episode 9: Edith's Conversion
  Edith Bunker: [in the kitchen, after having tasted the horsemeat and being told what it was, to Glor...
• Episode 10: Archie in the Cellar
  Archie Bunker: I'M LOCKED IN THE CELLAR!...
• Episode 11: Black Is the Color of My True Love's Wig
  The title is based on the traditional song "Black Is the Color (of My True Love's Hair)" from the Ap...
• Episode 12: Second Honeymoon
  Archie and Edith's 25 wedding anniversary is fast approaching and Edith has made elaborate (and secr...
• Episode 13: The Taxi Caper
  Archie Bunker: I've just decided, uh, not to press the charges. [Hangs up the phone; Edith, Mike and...
• Episode 14: Archie Is Cursed
  Irene Lorenzo: Bless you, Archie. You're one of a kind. Thank God for that....
• Episode 15: Edith's Christmas Story
  This episode marks Vincent Gardenia's last appearance as Frank Lorenzo....
• Episode 16: Mike and Gloria Mix It Up
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• Episode 17: Archie Feels Left Out
  It is Archie's 50th birthday and everyone is getting ready for his party, except the guest of honor ...
• Episode 18: Et Tu, Archie?
  The title is based on a quote from 'William Shakespeare (I)' (qv)'s play Juilius Caesar, "Et tu, Bru...
• Episode 19: Gloria's Boyfriend
  Michael 'Meathead' Stivic: Arch, that's a myth. Retarded people have no more of a sex drive than any...
• Episode 20: Lionel's Engagement
  Edith Bunker: [as Mike and Gloria put away their coats] Ohhhh, you came home at just the right time....
• Episode 21: Archie Eats and Runs
  Archie Bunker: [Gloria sneezes on the phone] Don't be spraying into the phone there. You wanna give ...
• Episode 22: Gloria Sings the Blues
  As Archie and Mike are getting ready for a fishing trip, Gloria comes home feeling down. The family ...
• Episode 23: Pay the Twenty Dollars
  George Jefferson: Rich people never even see money. All they know is, "Charge it", "I'll sign for it...
• Episode 24: Mike's Graduation
  [when Mike is worried that he failed his college exams]::Irene Lorenzo: Don't worry so much Mike, as...
• Season 5
• Episode 1: The Bunkers and Inflation: Part 1
  Gloria Bunker-Stivic: Daddy, swearing is a sign of a weak mind.::Archie Bunker: Ah, shut the hell up...
• Episode 2: The Bunkers and Inflation: Part 2
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• Episode 3: The Bunkers and Inflation: Part 3
  CBS Television City - 7800 Beverly Blvd., Fairfax, Los Angeles, California, USA...
• Episode 4: The Bunkers and Inflation: Part 4
  Archie's union finally negotiates a contract with his company that the workers ratify. When Mike fin...
• Episode 5: Lionel the Live-In
  George Jefferson: I don't want no daughter-in-law who's a zebra.::Louise Jefferson: Why not? I'm sur...
• Episode 6: Archie's Helping Hand
  Gloria Stivic: [Mike has taken up embroidery] Lot's of men are doing hobbies like that.::Mike Stivic...
• Episode 7: Gloria's Shock
  Mike and Gloria find that they are at odds with one another over the prospect of having a baby. Glor...
• Episode 8: Where's Archie?
  This episode establishes that Edith had a younger brother....
• Episode 9: Archie Is Missing
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• Episode 10: The Longest Kiss
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• Episode 11: Archie and the Miracle
  Archie narrowly escapes a potentially deadly accident at the dock, prompting him to see the light. B...
• Episode 12: George and Archie Make a Deal
  Archie Bunker: [after being handed George Jefferson's petition to run for office] Let me look this t...
• Episode 13: Archie's Contract
  A man comes by the house claiming that The Bunker's have a problem with heat loss in their home. He ...
• Episode 14: Mike's Friend
  'Carroll O'Connor' (qv) does not appear in this episode, and his character (Archie) is never mention...
• Episode 15: The Best of All in the Family
  CBS Television City - 7800 Beverly Blvd., Fairfax, Los Angeles, California, USA...
• Episode 16: Prisoner in the House
  Archie and Edith are having a problem with their plumbing so they call of friend of theirs who bring...
• Episode 17: The Jeffersons Move on Up
  Harry Bentley: Well, jambo.::George Jefferson: Did you say Sambo?::Harry Bentley: Jambo. It's Swahil...
• Episode 18: All's Fair
  The title is from the expression, "All's fair in love and war."...
• Episode 19: Amelia's Divorce
  Edith's cousin Amelia and her husband Russell comes to visit despite the fact that Archie can't stan...
• Episode 20: Everybody Does It
  Archie Bunker: My conscience don't talk to me.::Gloria Bunker-Stivic: I don't blame it. It shouldn't...
• Episode 21: Archie and the Quiz
  CBS Television City - 7800 Beverly Blvd., Fairfax, Los Angeles, California, USA...
• Episode 22: Edith's Friend
  Edith Bunker: [Roy and Edith are dancing; Roy, leading, dips Edith, as they dance together] Oh I ain...
• Episode 23: No Smoking
  Archie comes home irritated about a woman who asked him to put out his cigar on an elevator. He argu...
• Episode 24: Mike Makes His Move
  Michael 'Meathead' Stivic: [On the phone] I still can't find an apartment.::Archie Bunker: That's be...
• Season 6
• Episode 1: The Very Moving Day
  Edith Bunker: [Comes up the stairs from the basement] Mike! I found some more packing boxes for you!...
• Episode 2: Alone at Last
  Archie Bunker: [after nearly destroying the kitchen while trying to cook a steak] Well, there's alwa...
• Episode 3: Archie the Donor
  [Describing a nightmare he had regarding organ donation]::Archie Bunker: My hands was pickin' pocket...
• Episode 4: Archie the Hero
  Archie Bunker: Now, thinking quick, I start giving her mouth to mouth restitution....
• Episode 5: Mike's Pains
  Gloria enters her fourth month of pregnancy and Mike begins to have some doubts about wanting to be ...
• Episode 6: Chain Letter
  Edith is busy mailing a series of chain letters thinking that good luck will befall her if she sends...
• Episode 7: Mike Faces Life
  Archie Bunker: That ain't the American Way, buddy. No, siree. Listen here, professor. You're the one...
• Episode 8: Edith Breaks Out
  Archie Bunker: Edith, that was an order.::Edith Bunker: I ain't taking no orders. I can be a Sunshin...
• Episode 9: Grandpa Blues
  Tracy Bogart, who plays the nurse, is the daughter of series director Paul Bogart....
• Episode 10: Gloria Suspects Mike
  Gloria, now in her seventh month, is feeling unattractive. Added to that is the fact that Mike is tu...
• Episode 11: The Little Atheist
  Archie Bunker: [Archie and Edith are next door at Mike and Gloria's house for Thanksgiving dinner] C...
• Episode 12: Archie's Civil Rights
  Judge: Mrs. Bunker, you're out of order.::Archie Bunker: No, she ain't pregnant. Just my daughter....
• Episode 13: Gloria Is Nervous
  [Mike has just ran all the way home from a baseball game after thinking Gloria's going into labor]::...
• Episode 14: Birth of the Baby: Part 1
  Archie is a nervous wreck because he wants to back out of the annual minstrel show at the lodge, whi...
• Episode 15: Birth of the Baby: Part 2
  [Archie and Edith arrive at the hospital. Archie is in blackface, having just appeared in a Minstrel...
• Episode 16: New Year's Wedding
  In the wake of the birth of little Joey, Gloria and Michael are at odds with one another over commun...
• Episode 17: Archie the Babysitter
  Archie: [singing] London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down. London Bridge is fallin...
• Episode 18: Archie Finds a Friend
  Archie befriends an elderly Jewish watchmaker named Bernie Bernstein who has come up with an inventi...
• Episode 19: Mike's Move
  Mike is up for a big promotion at work that would send he and Gloria to Minnesota. Archie and Edith ...
• Episode 20: Archie's Weighty Problem
  Edith Bunker: The first three days of a diet is always the hardest. But Mike and Gloria and are diet...
• Episode 21: Love by Appointment
  Mike is upset that all of Gloria's time is spent taking care of Joey while his needs are being ignor...
• Episode 22: Joey's Baptism
  Archie Bunker: Uh, no intense offended there....
• Episode 23: Gloria and Mike's House Guests
  Archie Bunker: [after breaking a window with a broom handle] "Why me, Lord? You got an atheist next ...
• Episode 24: Edith's Night Out
  Gloria buys Edith a suit, complete with pants, but Edith isn't sure about it because Archie is again...
• Season 7
• Episode 1: Archie's Brief Encounter: Part 1
  [Edith discovers that Archie has been seeing another woman]::Edith Bunker: I don't want to be a Bunk...
• Episode 2: Archie's Brief Encounter: Part 2
  The title is from the movie _Brief Encounter (1945)_ (qv)....
• Episode 3: Archie's Brief Encounter: Part 3
  The title is from the movie _Brief Encounter (1945)_ (qv)....
• Episode 4: The Unemployment Story: Part 1
  The family is getting ready to celebrate Mike's good fortune, he's been published. It happens just a...
• Episode 5: The Unemployment Story: Part 2
  Archie continues to have problems with finances and with finding another job. At the grocery store, ...
• Episode 6: Archie's Operation: Part 1
  Archie: Well, Doctor, she's... B-L-A-K.::Doctor: But her blood is R-E-D-D....
• Episode 7: Archie's Operation: Part 2
  Mike Stivic: You got me, Ma, Gloria and Joey.::Archie Bunker: Aw geez what a bunch that is: A meathe...
• Episode 8: Beverly Rides Again
  The title is from the movie _Destry Rides Again (1939)_ (qv)....
• Episode 9: Teresa Moves In
  Archie Bunker: I changed my mind. I don't want no stranger in the house. He'd probably snuggle girls...
• Episode 10: Mike and Gloria's Will
  Archie Bunker: Little boys who play with dolls grow up to be other boys' roommates....
• Episode 11: Mr. Edith Bunker
  Kate Korman: [to Archie] I have a name for you. Mr. Edith Bunker....
• Episode 12: Archie's Secret Passion
  Archie Bunker: For old time's sake, if I went up to the bath tub and caught a thousand legger, would...
• Episode 13: The Baby Contest
  Mike Stivic: [to Archie] In the last election you didn't like Carter, you didn't like Ford so he wro...
• Episode 14: Gloria's False Alarm
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• Episode 15: The Draft Dodger
  Michael 'Meathead' Stivic: Look, Arch, what David did took a lot of guts!::Archie Bunker: What do yo...
• Episode 16: The Boarder Patrol
  The title is a parody of the term "border patrol" that guards the frontier of a country for national...
• Episode 17: Archie's Chair
  Archie Bunker: [at an art exhibit] Looks like half man, half toilet....
• Episode 18: Mike Goes Skiing
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• Episode 19: Stretch Cunningham, Goodbye
  [Archie and Edith have just arrived at Stretch Cunningham's funeral, only to discover it is a Jewish...
• Episode 20: The Joys of Sex
  Archie Bunker: [Mike's stammering] Listen to this guy "UUHH UUHH" he sounds like a seal with his thr...
• Episode 21: Mike the Pacifist
  [repeated line]::Archie Bunker: All you done was belt him....
• Episode 22: Fire
  Archie Bunker: Do you know how to swim?::Mike Stivic: Yeah.::Archie Bunker: Then why don't you go ta...
• Episode 23: Mike and Gloria Split
  [Mike has climbed into bed with Archie and accidentally spilled water on him]::Archie: You got into ...
• Episode 24: Archie the Liberal
  When Archie's lodge, The Kings of Queens, is accused in the press of excluding minorities, he and th...
• Episode 25: Archie's Dog Day Afternoon
  The title references the movie _Dog Day Afternoon (1975)_ (qv)....
• Season 8
• Episode 1: Archie Gets the Business: Part 1
  Archie Bunker: Credit is the only thing that stands between us and Communism....
• Episode 2: Archie Gets the Business: Part 2
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• Episode 3: Cousin Liz
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• Episode 4: Edith's 50th Birthday: Part 1
  Sybil Gooley: He never liked me.::Archie Bunker: And I always will....
• Episode 5: Edith's 50th Birthday: Part 2
  [Mike and Archie search the house for a rapist]::Archie: Search the closet.::Mike Stivic: [Knocks on...
• Episode 6: Unequal Partners
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• Episode 7: Archie's Grand Opening
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• Episode 8: Archie's Bitter Pill
  [after Archie stuffs his breakfast into his pockets and leaves]::Mike Stivic: That man is on somethi...
• Episode 9: Archie's Road Back
  Archie: Edith, go set the alarm clock for 1997.::Edith: You're gonna sleep for 20 years?::Archie: If...
• Episode 10: Archie and the KKK: Part 1
  The fictional local chapter of the KKK referred to in the episode title is called the "Kweens Kounci...
• Episode 11: Archie and the KKK: Part 2
  Archie Bunker: I'm against all the right things!...
• Episode 12: Mike and Gloria Meet
  [Mike give his opinion to a friend after he first meets Gloria]::Mike Stivic: She's a shrimp. And th...
• Episode 13: Edith's Crisis of Faith: Part 1
  Archie Bunker: I got a rubbery feeling it's Beverly La Salle....
• Episode 14: Edith's Crisis of Faith: Part 2
  Archie: Oh, a scarf. It's got that beautiful beege color.::Edith: Beige.::Archie: Some of that too....
• Episode 15: The Commercial
  While doing the family's laundry at the laundromat, a man walks up to Edith and starts pouring ketch...
• Episode 16: Super Bowl Sunday
  The title refers to the day that the Superbowl, the championship game for American football, is play...
• Episode 17: Aunt Iola's Visit
  Edith Bunker: Guess what? Old Mr. Bloomerer went west this morning.::Archie Bunker: Don't say "went ...
• Episode 18: Love Comes to the Butcher
  At dinner one night, Edith begins to talk about the friendship she is developing with the local butc...
• Episode 19: Two's a Crowd
  Mike Stivic: Did you ever think that possibly your father just might be wrong?::Archie Bunker: My ol...
• Episode 20: Stalemates
  Gloria Bunker-Stivic: [Mike and Gloria are on the bathroom floor making out] What if the maid comes ...
• Episode 21: The Brother
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• Episode 22: Mike's New Job
  Archie Bunker: Don't you know that California is sitting on a shelf out there, they call that the Pa...
• Episode 23: The Dinner Guest
  Mike Stivic: Why are you so cruel to midgets? What have they ever done to you?::Archie Bunker: Oh ve...
• Episode 24: The Stivics Go West
  After eight years on "All in the Family" 'Rob Reiner' (qv) and 'Sally Struthers (I)' (qv) leave the ...
• Season 9
• Episode 1: Little Miss Bunker
  Archie: [Floyd has asked the Bunkers to look after Stephanie] Tell him he's barking up the wrong tre...
• Episode 2: End in Sight
  The pinball machine at Archie's Place is a 1976 "Night Rider" machine from Bally....
• Episode 3: Reunion on Hauser Street
  Barney comes into the bar still broken up over Blanche leaving him for an exterminator. Archie and H...
• Episode 4: What'll We Do with Stephanie?
  Laura Grant: My main concern is to find a proper place for the child.::Archie Bunker: Oh, hey, I wan...
• Episode 5: Edith's Final Respects
  Edith's Aunt Rose passes away, and as Edith prepares for the funeral, Archie steadfastly refuses to ...
• Episode 6: Weekend in the Country
  Blanche Hefner: Don't fight, Boys, try to be happy together.::Archie Bunker, Barney Hefner: Ah, shut...
• Episode 7: Archie's Other Wife
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• Episode 8: Edith Versus the Bank
  Archie Bunker: [arguing about Edith not being paid for being a housewife] Edith. You're scaring me. ...
• Episode 9: Return of the Waitress
  Episode #192 - Archie is caught between sympathy and self-preservation when the "other woman" from h...
• Episode 10: Bogus Bills
  Archie Bunker: [Arc pronounces a phrase he read from a fake bill] Oh my dog....
• Episode 11: The Bunkers Go West
  Edith Bunker: Stephie, don't you want to come with us and have fun at Disneyland?::Stephanie Mills: ...
• Episode 12: California, Here We Are: Part 1
  Edith: Mike, how did you hurt your back?::Mike Stivic: Lifting a hibachi.::Archie: What a dope, you ...
• Episode 13: California, Here We Are: Part 2
  Archie Bunker: [after finding out Gloria had an affair] Meathead, I never thought I'd be saying this...
• Episode 14: A Night at the PTA
  Archie Bunker: I couldn't go to that thing even if I wanted to. We're supposed to be busy in here to...
• Episode 15: A Girl Like Edith
  'Jean Stapleton' (qv) played not only Edith Bunker but the dour, grumpy girlfriend of a local butche...
• Episode 16: The Appendectomy
  Archie: Hey Sydney, you're a real chimp off the old block....
• Episode 17: Stephanie and the Crime Wave
  Archie Bunker: And remember, don't talk to strangers unless you know them very well....
• Episode 18: Barney the Gold Digger
  The set of Barney's house is the same interior formerly used as The Stivic House....
• Episode 19: The Return of Archie's Brother
  Metromedia Square - 5746 W. Sunset Blvd., Hollywood, Los Angeles, California, USA...
• Episode 20: Stephanie's Conversion
  Archie Bunker: Why are you treating me to waffles and syrup on a Monday Morning?::Edith Bunker: Beca...
• Episode 21: Edith Gets Fired
  Archie Bunker: [discussing the death of Mrs. Dillon and respecting her final wishes] What did you do...
• Episode 22: Retrospective
  USA...
• Episode 23: The Family Next Door
  Metromedia Square - 5746 W. Sunset Blvd., Hollywood, Los Angeles, California, USA...
• Episode 24: The Return of Stephanie's Father
  Archie Bunker: [to vagrant] Why don't you go to sleep and dream about the tragedy that is your life....
• Episode 25: Too Good Edith
  Edith Bunker: [final line] You know something, Archie: You're a pip. A real pip....
• Season
• Episode : Justice for All
  This was the first pilot filmed. ABC turned it down and another pilot (titled "Those Were the Days")...
• Episode : Those Were the Days
  This was the 2nd pilot made for ABC. It wasn't aired until 1998 when TVLand showed it for the first ...

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• All In The Family - Korn
• All In The Family - TV Theme Songs
• All In The Family - Limp Bizkit
• All In The Family - Kenny Price
• All In The Family - Primer 55
• All In The Family - Limp Korn Muphin

Say what, say what?
Say what, say what?
Say what, say what?
I say what, say what?
My dick is bigger than yours
Ooh, say what, say what?
I say what, say what?
I say what, say what?
My band is bigger than yours
Too bad I got your beans in my bag
You stuck-up sucka, Korny motherfucka
Takin' over flows is the Limp pimp
Need a Bizkit to save this crew from Jon Davis
I'm gonna drop a little east side skill
Ya best step back 'cuz I'm 'a kill, I'm 'a kill
So, whatcha thinkin?, Mr. Raggedy man?
Doin' all you can to look like Raggedy Ann
Check you out, punk, yes I know you feel it
You look like one of those dancers from the Hanson video
You little fagot ho', please give me some shit to wank with
'Cuz right now I'm all it, kid, suck my dick kid like your daddy did
Who the fuck you think you're talking to?
I'm known for eatin' little whiny chumps like you
All up in my face with that, are you ready?
But halitosis is all you're rockin' steady
You little fairy, smelling on your flowers
Nappy hairy chest, look it's Austin Powers
I hear ya tweetin' on them fag-pipes Clyde
But you said it best, there's no place to hide
What the fuck ya sayin'? You're a pimp whatever, Limp dick
Fred Durst needs to rehearse, needs to reverse what he's sayin?
Wannabe funk doobiest when you're playin'
Rippin' up a bad counterfeit, fakin', plus your bills I'm payin'
You can't eat that shit every day, Fred
Lay off the bacon
Say what, say what?
You better watch your fuckin' mouth, Jon
So, you hate me and I hate you
You know what, you know what?
It's all in the family
I hate you and you hate me
You know what?
It?s all in the family
Look at you, fool, I'm gonna fuck you up twice
Throwin' rhymes at me like, oh shit alright, Vanilla Ice
Ya better run, run while ya can, can never fuck me up
Bisc Limpkit, at least I got a P.H.A.T. original band
Who's hot, who's not?
You best step back, Korn on the cob
You need a new job, time to take them mic skills
Back to the dentist and buy yourself a new grill
You pumpkin pie, I'll jack-off in your eye
Climbing shoots and ladders, while your ego shatters
But you just can't get away
Because it's doomsday kid, it's doomsday
So, I hate you and you hate me
You know what, you know what?
It's all in the family
I hate you and you hate me
You know what, you know what?
It?s all in the family
You call yourself a singer?
You're more like Jerry Springer
Your favorite band is winger
And all you eat is Zingers
You're like a Fruity Pebble
Your favorite flag is rebel
It's just too bad that you're a fag
And on a lower level
So you're from Jacksonville kickin' it like Buffalo Bill
Gettin' butt-fucked by your uncle Chuck
While your sister's on her knees
Waitin' for your little peanut
Wait, where'd ya get that little dance?
Like them idiots in Waco, you're burning up in Bako
Where your father had your mother, your mother had your brother
It's just too bad your father's mad, your mother's now your lover
Come on hillbilly, can your horse do a fuckin' wheelie?
You love it down south and boy, you sure do got a purdy mouth
I hate you and you hate me
You know what, you know what?
It's all in my family
And I hate you and you hate me
You know what, you know what?
It?s all in my family
And I love you and I want you
And I'll suck you and I'll fuck you
And I'll butt-fuck you, can I eat you?
And I'll lick your little dick, motherfucka'
Say what, say what?

Boy the way Glen Miller played
Songs that made the hit parade.
Guys like us we had it made,
Those were the days.
And you knew who you were then,
Girls were girls and men were men,
Mister we could use a man
Like Herbert Hoover again.
Didn't need no welfare state,
Everybody pulled his weight.
Gee our old LaSalle ran great.
Those were the days.

(KoRn with Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit)
Fred: Say what, say what Say what, say what Say what, say what
My dick is bigger than yours...My band is bigger than yours.
Fred: Too bad I got your beans in my bag (Aha).
You stuck up sucker, KoRny mother fucker (oooo).
Taking over flows, it's the limp, pimp,
Need a (dick) bizkit to save this group from Jon Davis.
I'm gonna drop a little East Side skill (ooo),
So you best step back, 'cause I'ma kill, I'ma kill.
So what you thinking Mr. Raggedy Man,
Doing all you can to look like Raggedy Anne.
Jonathan: Check you out punk, yes I know you feel it,
You look like one of those dancers from the Hanson video (say what, say what),
You little faggot ho.
Please give me some shit to work with,
'Cause right now I'm all it kid,
Suck my dick kid,
Like your daddy did.
Fred: Who the fuck you think you talkin' to
I'm known for eating whiney little chumps like you (whatever).
All up in my face with that Are you ready!
When halitosis is all you're rockin' steady.
You little fairy, smelling on your flowers,
Nappy hairy chest, look it's Austin Powers! (Ah yeah, baby).
I hear you tokin' on them fag pipes clod, but you said it best,
There's no place to hide.
Jonathan: What the fuck you saying
You're a pimp whatever.
Limp dick, Fred Durst needs to rehearse,
Needs to reverse, what he's sayin'. (Say what, say what). Wannabe Funkdoobie's what you're playin',
Rippin' at my bag, counterfeit, fakin'.
Plus your bills I'm payin'.
You can't eat that shit every day Fred,
Lay off the bacon.
Fred: Say what, say what, you better your fuckin' mouth Jon.
Jon: So you hate me!
Fred: And I hate you!
Jon: You know what, you know what, it's all in the family.
I hate you!
Fred: You hate me!
Jon: You know what, it's all in the family.
Jon: Look at you fool, I'm gonna fuck you up twice,
Throwing rhymes at me like, oh shit alright! Vanilla Ice!
You better run, run while you can,
Can never fuck me up, Bitz Climpkit.
At least I got a phat original band.
Fred: Who's hot Who's not (You).
You best step back, KoRn on the cob (okay),
You need a new job (ha).
Tryin' to take 'em mic skills back to the dentist
And buy yourself a new drill (fuck you).
You pumpkin pie, I'll jack off in your eye,
Climbing shoots and ladders, while your ego shatters.
But you just can't get away (get a gay),
Because it's Doomsday kid, it's Doomsday.
Jon: So I hate you!
Fred: And you hate me!
Jon: You know what, you know what, it's all in the family.
I hate you!
Fred: And you hate me!
Jon: You know what, you know what, it's all in the family.
Fred: You call yourself a singer (yep),
You're more like Jerry Springer (oh, cool).
Your favorite band is Winger (Winger)
And all you eat is zingers (zingers).
You're like a fruity pebble,
Your favorite flag is rebel (yee haa!).
It's just too bad that you're a fag and on a lower level.
Jonathan: So you're from Jacksonville, kicking it like Buffalo Bill.
Getting butt-fucked by your uncle Chuck,
While your sister's on her knees waiting for your Fuckin' nut (oh yeah).
Fred: Wait, where'd you get that little dance (Over here).
Like them idiots in Waco, you're burning up in Bako (huh).
Where your father had your mother, your mother had your brother (nah uh).
It's just too bad your father's mad and your mother's now your lover.
Jonathan: Come on hillbilly, can your horse do a fuckin' wheelie
You love it down south and, boy, you sure do got a purty mouth.
Jonathan: I hate you!
Fred: And you hate me!
Jonathan: You know what, you know what, it's all in the family.
And I hate you!
Fred: And you hate me!
Jonathan: You know what, you know what, it's all in the family.
Jonathan: And I love you!
Fred: And I want you!
Jonathan: And I'll suck you!
Fred: And I'll fuck you!
Jonathan: And I'll buck fuck you!
Fred: And I'll eat you!
Jonathan: And I'll lick your little tainty prick, mother fucker.
Fred: Say what Say...what

Now it's all in the family I wish we can only hurt just you and me
Our little darlings will never understand what's happened to a woman and the man
What we've built together is slowly fallin' down
I hope that we can catch it before it hits the ground
But it's all in the family I wish we can only hurt just you and me
The ties have loosen and destroyed the bow
That we've tied together a few short years ago
Last be the tie that binds and holds you and me
For without his love we'll never be all in the family

Some people never change their lives
No matter how fucked up it gets
Some people never question, why?
Never did, never, never did
Nobody wants to waste your time
Nobody wants to hear you whine
Make you feel like a piece of shit
Never did, never, never did
Don't fake it, gotta keep it real
Don't censor the way you feel
Nobody cares about us, but us
All in the family
Keep your head up, don't put it down
Down sell out, just be yourself
Nobody cares about us, but us
All in the family
Don't depend on no-one but yourself
No matter how hard you want to
That way no-one will ever let you down
Never will, never, never will
Don't waste another day
Don't piss your life away
There's way too many running around
Run around, run, run around
Don't fake it, gotta keep it real
Don't censor the way you feel
Nobody cares about us, but us
All in the family
Keep your head up, don't put it down
Down sell out, just be yourself
Nobody cares about us, but us
All in the family
All up in your face, like whoa
Think I'm playing? Well, I don't think so
Tell me when the fuck you know?
Do you think I won't? Do you think I won't?
Don't fuck with my life, don't spit in my eyes
Don't swallow my pride, don't, don't
Don't fuck with my life, don't spit in my eyes
Don't swallow my pride, don't, don't
Yeah, some people do what ever sells
That doesn't surprise me
So slit your throat or be yourself
Gotta do what you gotta do
You get just what you see
No fake ass shit from me
There's way too many running around
Run around, run, run around
Don't fake it, gotta keep it real
Don't censor the way you feel
Nobody cares about us, but us
All in the family
Keep your head up, don't put it down
Down sell out, just be yourself
Nobody cares about us, but us
All in the family
Don't fake it, gotta keep it real
Don't censor the way you feel
Nobody cares about us, but us
All in the family
Keep your head up, don't put it down
Down sell out, just be yourself
Nobody cares about us, but us

Say what, say what?
Say what, say what?
Say what, say what?
I say what, say what?
My dick is bigger than yours
I say what, say what?
I say what, say what?
I say what, say what?
My band is bigger than yours
Too bad I got your beans in my bag
You stuck-up sucka', corny motherfucka'
Takin' over flows is the Limp Pimp (Pick)
Need a Bizkit to save this crew from Jon Davis
I'm gonna drop a little east side skill
Ya best step back 'cuz I'm 'a kill, I'm 'a kill
So whatcha thinking Mr. Raggedy man?
Doin' all you can to look like Raggedy Ann
I'll check you out punk
Yes I know you feel it
You look like one of those dancers from the Hanson video
You little faggot hoe (Say what, say what? )
Please give me some shit to work with 'cuz right now I'm all it kid
Suck my dick kid, like your daddy did
Who the fuck you think you're talking to? (Me)
I'm known for eatin' little whiny chumps like you (Whatever)
All up in my face with that (Are you ready? )
But halitosis is all you're rockin' steady
You little fairy
Smelling all your flowers
Nappy hairy chest
Look, it's Austin Powers (Oh yeah, baby)
I hear ya tweetin' on them fag-pipes clod
But you said it best, "There's no place to hide"
What the fuck ya' sayin'?
You're a pimp whateva'
Limp dick
Fred Durst needs to rehearse
Needs to reverse what he's saying (Say what, say what? )
Wannabe funk
Joke is what you're playin'
Rippin' up a bad counterfeit, fakin'
Plus your bills I'm paying
You can't eat that shit every day, Fred
Lay off the bacon (Say what, say what)
(You better watch your fuckin' mouth, Jon)
So you hate me and I hate you
You know what, you know what?
It's all in the family
I hate you and you hate me
You know what?
It's all in the family
Look at you fool
I'm gonna fuck you up twice (oh you woos)
Throwin' rhymes at me like
Oh shit alright, Vanilla Ice
Ya better run, run while ya can (Say what? )
Can never fuck me up Bisc Limpkit (Say what? )
At least I got a phat original band
Who's hot, who's not? (You)
You best step back
Korn on the cob
You need a new job
Time to take them mic skills back to the dentist and buy yourself a new grill (Fuck you)
You pumpkin pie, I'll jack-off in your eye
Climbing shoots and ladders while your ego shatters
But you just can't get away (Get a gay? )
'Cuz it's doomsday kid, it's doomsday
So I hate you and you hate me
You know what, you know what?
It's all in the family (Oh yeah, oh yeah, you got it)
I hate you and you hate me
You know what, you know what?
It's all in the family
You call yourself a singer? (Yep)
You're more like Jerry Springer (Oh cool)
Your favourite band is Winger (Winger? )
And all you eat is Zingers
You're like a Fruity Pebble
Your favorite flag is rebel (Yeeeeeehaaaaaa!! )
It's just too bad that you're a fag and on a lower level
So you're from Jacksonville
Kickin' it like Buffalo Bill
Gettin' butt-fucked by your uncle Chuck
While your sister's on her knees waitin' for your fuckin' nut
Wait, where'd ya get that little dance? (Over here)
Like them idiots in Waco
You're burning up in Bako where your father had your mother
Your mother had your brother
It's just too bad your father's mad
Your mother's now your lover
Come on hillbilly
Can your horse do a fuckin' wheelie?
You love it down south
And boy, you sure do got a purdy mouth
I hate you and you hate me
You know what, you know what?
It's all in the family (Yeah, you got it, you got it)
And I hate you and you hate me
You know what, you know what?
It's all in the family (You got it, you got it)
And I love you
And I want you
And I'll suck you
And I'll fuck you
And I'll butt-fuck you
And I'll eat you
And I'll lick your little dick, motherfucka'
Say what? Say, what?