Son of the Beach

Son of the Beach was an American sitcom that aired from 2000 to 2002 on the FX network. The series was a spoof of Baywatch, with much of the comedy based on sexual double entendres, puns, innuendo and the like. A major running gag portrayed the studly David Hasselhoff character as a balding, middle-aged, pot-bellied and out-of-shape man who is nonetheless seen by all the other characters as highly fit and attractive. Radio talk show host Howard Stern was one of the executive producers.

Synopsis

The show centered on the adventures of Shore Patrol Force 30 (SPF 30, a pun on the term Sun Protection Factor), led by the pasty, out-of-shape, clueless lifeguard Notch Johnson (Timothy Stack). The rest of his patrol consists of B.J. Cummings (the dumb, Caucasian, big-chested lifeguard), Jamaica St. Croix (the dumb, African-American, big-chested lifeguard), Chip Rommel (the dumb, hunky, muscular male lifeguard who is an obvious parody of Arnold Schwarzenegger) and Kimberlee Clark (the smart but flat-chested female lifeguard and straight man of the series). Many of the plots revolved around silly action genre clichés and movie parodies, with many of the feature roles played by actors and celebrities such as Jason Alexander, Mark Hamill, Alan Thicke, Erik Estrada, Gary Coleman, John Salley, Joey Buttafuoco, Patty Hearst, Adam Carolla, Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf, George Takei, Gilbert Gottfried, Walter Koenig, Pat Morita, Anson Williams, Christopher Darden, Maureen McCormick, Lee Majors, David Arquette, Neil Patrick Harris, Musetta Vander, Angelica Bridges, Ian Ziering, RuPaul, and Dweezil Zappa.

The Beach

The Beach may refer to:

Media

The Beach (novel), a 1996 novel by Alex Garland

The Beach (film), a 2000 movie based on the novel

The Beach (film), a 2000 movie based on the novel

The Beach (radio station), a British commercial radio station

CHWC-FM, a radio station in Goderich, Ontario, Canada, that identifies as "The Beach"

"The Beach" (song), a 2003 song by the duo Miss Kittin & The Hacker

"The Beach", an alternate version of the song "Blue Monday" from the band New Order.

"The Beach" (Avatar: The Last Airbender), an Avatar: The Last Airbender season 3 episode

"The Beach", an episode of the television series Teletubbies

Places

The Beach (waterpark), a former water park in Albuquerque, New Mexico

The Beach at Adventure Landing, a water park in Mason, Ohio

The Beaches, a neighbourhood of Toronto, Ontario, Canada, also commonly known as "The Beach"

California State University, Long Beach, often colloquially referred to as "The Beach"

Well, you're a long walk from my street
And I'm dying in this summer heat
I hope like hell you're waiting, waiting
Everybody's living like they're crazy in love
I'm a dizzy mess, and everything is so above me
From the floor of any life I lead today
Well, they can take, take, take the kids from the summer
But they'll never, never, never take the summer from me
It was the very first time that I lost my mind for a week
They can't make, make, make me forget the weather
If I never, never, never wash the sand from my feet
It was the very last, time then we said goodbye to the beach
(Showing off, showing off our teeth)
So make one last call back home
Cause tonight we go in alone
And I hope that you know I'm waiting, waiting...
(Summer do you feel me?)
Everybody's singing like we're crazy in love
We made a dizzy mess of everything but it was enough
So bring all the boys and all the girls together
Well, they can take, take, take the kids from the summer
But they'll never, never, never take the summer from me
It was the very first time that I lost my mind for a week
They can't make, make, make me forget the weather
If I never, never, never wash the sand from my feet
It was the very last time then we said goodbye to the beach
(Showing off, showing off our teeth)
(Summer do you feel me
Listen can you hear it?
Cave in and believe me
Open up and scream it)
You're going out in style
And I'm getting tired of all your lying
Stop pretending
Stop, the answer's in the smile
And I'm coming clean
Just give me something
Stop pretending
Well, they can take, take, take the kids from the summer
But they'll never, never, never take the summer from me
It was the very first time that I lost my mind for a week
They can't make, make, make me forget the weather
If I never, never, never wash the sand from my feet
It was the very last time then we said goodbye to the beach

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U.S. Warship Fires 3 Warning Shots At Iranian Boats In North Arabian Gulf

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forces firing three warning shots in the direction of an Iranian boat that was approaching another American ship head-on, The Associated Press reported Thursday ... official, the Iranian boat came within 200 yards of the USS Tempest and ignored several bridge-to-bridge radio calls and warning flares ... the USS Nitze at high speed in the Strait of Hormuz....

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Archaeologists Have Discovered A Brand New Ancient God

Edit IFL Science 25 Aug 2016

Researchers in Italy have spent the last several months translating an ancient text recovered from a 2,500-year-old Etruscan temple, and believe they may have stumbled upon the name of a previously unheard of goddess. The inscription makes reference to a character named Uni, who the archaeologists say could have been the patroness of a fertility cult ... The stele contains one of the largest Etruscan texts ever discovered....

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Explosion Rocks Sports Center in Belgium

Edit WorldNews.com 26 Aug 2016

A blast has destroyed half a sports center in Chimay, Belgium on Thursday night according to The Guardian ... There was only a small amount of people in the people but the town 120 km south of Brussels has a population of 10,000. A municipal state of emergency has been declared for the area. A large section of the building had collapsed and it was unknown just how many people were or could be trapped in the rubble still....

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Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, left, gestures towards Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Bernie Sanders, I-Vt., at the start of a break during the CNN Democratic Presidential Primary Debate at the Brooklyn Navy Yard on Thursday, April 14, 2016 in New York.

Sanders Supporters Feeling Spurned Instead Of The 'Bern'

Edit WorldNews.com 25 Aug 2016

In other words, last night when Sanders pitched his new Our Revolution to millions of followers, which not only replaced his Political Revolution but also encouraged progressives to work within the framework of the Democratic Party, some of his long-time supporters were missing, feeling spurned instead of the Bern. Why the “Spurn” Instead of the ......

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Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton speaking at the Brown & Black Présidentialisme Forum at Sheslow Auditorium at Drake University in Des Moines, Iowa, 11 January 2016.

Hillary Clinton is Spreading Islamist Extremism

Edit Dissident Voice 26 Aug 2016

There would be no traces of the ISIS (or ISIL or I.S ... Part of the Saudi Royal mafia. They are all hardcore reactionaries and Washington’s eager accomplices—like Israel and the rest of the NATO vassal states— in spreading murderous chaos around the globe ... Through a foundation, so did the son-in-law of a former Ukrainian president whose government was widely criticized for corruption and the murder of journalists....

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Call for lifeguards after five drown on UK beach

Edit RTE 26 Aug 2016

The families of the five friends who died during a beach day trip have continued to question why no lifeguards were present ... He told The Sun newspaper that his sons would have had a chance at survival if there had been lifeguards on the beach ... The 17-year-old said the family felt anger that the stretch of beach where they died had not been blocked off following Mr Da Cruz's death last month....

Cisco Delivers Good News, Bad News: Solid Earnings, Job Cuts

Edit TechNewsWorld 26 Aug 2016

Cisco Systems will cut up to 5,500 employees from its 73,000-strong global workforce, the company announced Wednesday as part of its Q4 earnings report ... It reported $48.7 billion, reflecting growth of 3 percent, for the fiscal year ... "Cisco's in the midst of ......

Obit: Judith Pettyjohn

Edit Times Free Press 26 Aug 2016

... Ga.; sons, Steve Pettyjohn, of New Smyrna Beach, Fla., Michael Pettyjohn and Shannon (Lori) Pettyjohn, all of LaFayette, Ga.; grandchildren, Josh, Corey, Dustin, Tyler, Caitlyn, Laura Pettyjohn, Shelby Arey, Amy Graves; five great-grandchildren, several nieces and nephews....

Mumbai: Extension of Girgaum chowpatty on cards

Edit DNA India 26 Aug 2016

Weekend revelers wishing to visit the Girgaum Chowpatty may be in for a pleasant respite from crowd and noise as the state government is looking at increasing the breadth of the beach into the sea by about 50 meters ... A multi-purpose groyne will be put up at the southern end of the proposed beach as a sand retention structure, to hold the sand and prevent erosion in the sediment cell....

New tourism season may open to beaches sans shacks

Edit The Times of India 26 Aug 2016

The finalization of the beach shack policy is likely to be delayed even as the tourist season is set to start in a month's time. The tourism department will not able to release the new policy till the carrying capacity of state's beaches is estimated by the Goa coastal zone management authority (GCZMA) ... After GCZMA finalizes the number of shack for ......

Government plans reality show, dedicated channel for wannabe entrepreneurs

Edit The Times of India 26 Aug 2016

A reality show for Indian startups along the lines of Shark Tank is in the offing. The unlikely planner of the show is the Department of Industrial Policy and Promotion (DIPP), which is in the process of conceptualising the programme it wants to air on India's national broadcast channel Doordarshan ... DIPP has written to the ministry of information and broadcasting to consider setting up a channel dedicated to startups....

Carolina League

Edit Rocky Mount Telegram 26 Aug 2016

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One person killed in West Palm Beach shooting

Edit WPTV 26 Aug 2016

... evening, according to the West Palm Beach Police Department ... along the 600 block of 58th Street....

Bummed about Rio, Dalhausser and Lucena back on beach

Edit Daily Breeze 26 Aug 2016

LONG BEACH >> Phil Dalhausser and Nick Lucena had just defeated Martins Plavins and Haralds Regza of Latvia in straight sets Thursday in pool play at the ASICS World Series of Beach Volleyball at Alamitos Beach. Only 10 days earlier, the Americans were ousted in the quarterfinals at the Rio Games, failing to medal ... ....

Sources: Tulane basketball gets commitment from JUCO forward Sammis Reyes

Edit The Times Picayune 26 Aug 2016

Tulane landed its first commitment since hiring Mike Dunleavy as head basketball coach when former Hawaii and Palm Beach State Junior College forward Sammis Reyes decided to commit to the Green Wave on Thursday, said a source with knowledge of the situation ... Reyes is a member of the Chilean National team and averaged 7.6 points and 5.9 rebounds in his one season at Palm Beach State....

Al-Shabab gunmen attack beach restaurant in Mogadishu

Edit Press TV 26 Aug 2016

“A car bomb exploded at Banadir beach restaurant at Lido beach and there is exchange of gunfire ... “We attacked the Banadir beach restaurant and now our fighters are fighting inside it.”People and security forces walk across the scene of a car bomb attack claimed by al-Qaeda-affiliated al-Shabab militants on the Naasa Hablood hotel in Mogadishu, Somalia, June 25, 2016....

Honnavar forest dept on a mission to conserve endangered species of turtle

Edit The Times of India 26 Aug 2016

But, the efforts of the Honnavar forest department to conserve the species are indeed inspiring. Listed on the International Union for Conservation of Nature's (IUCN) red list as vulnerable, Olive Ridley is the only sea turtle that nests on the coast of Honnavar division, observed deputy conservator of forests, Honnavar, KV Vasanth Reddy ... We have identified six beaches for conservation of sea turtles ... More from The Times of India....

Beach Party

Edit Skiddle 26 Aug 2016

Friday 26th, Saturday 27th & Sunday 28th of August is OMG's official BEACH PARTY! ... Join us for our BIGGEST weekend of the year! ... & Sunday 28th of August is OMG's official BEACH PARTY!....

Son of the Beach

Synopsis

The Beach

Media

Places

See also

Son Of The Beach Season 1 Episode 1

Son Of The Beach Season 1 Episode 7

Son Of The Beach Season 2 Episode 1

Son Of The Beach Season 2 Episode 2

Son Of The Beach Season 2 Episode 9

Son Of The Beach Season 3 Episode 1

Son Of The Beach Season 3 Episode 3

Son Of The Beach Season 3 Episode 5

Notch Johnson`s funny jokes, scene`s and quotes

Son of the Beach Intro

Son of the Beach

Cast

Son Of The Beach Season 1 Episode 1

Son Of The Beach Season 1 Episode 7

Son Of The Beach Season 2 Episode 1

Son Of The Beach Season 2 Episode 2

Son Of The Beach Season 2 Episode 9

Son Of The Beach Season 3 Episode 1

Son Of The Beach Season 3 Episode 3

Son Of The Beach Season 3 Episode 5

Notch Johnson`s funny jokes, scene`s and quotes

Son of the Beach Intro

Son Of The Beach Season 1 Episode 1

Son Of The Beach Season 1 Episode 7

Son Of The Beach Season 2 Episode 1

Son Of The Beach Season 2 Episode 2

Son Of The Beach Season 2 Episode 9

Son Of The Beach Season 3 Episode 1

Son Of The Beach Season 3 Episode 3

Son Of The Beach Season 3 Episode 5

Notch Johnson`s funny jokes, scene`s and quotes

Son of the Beach Intro

2003 05 06 ES2 Son of the Beach Cast & Roseanne

ShackTac - Son of a Beach - 07.27.16

Battlefield 4 Multiplayer - SON OF A BEACH!

digital arcade - son of the beach

Ryse: son of rome. Take the beach part 1!

YTWE 18+ Rugged Rebel post Son Of A Beach

RYSE: Son of Rome - Part 3 - The Beach / Barbarian Leader [Let's Play / Walkthrough]

2003 05 06 ES2 Son of the Beach Cast & Roseanne

ShackTac - Son of a Beach - 07.27.16

Battlefield 4 Multiplayer - SON OF A BEACH!

digital arcade - son of the beach

Ryse: son of rome. Take the beach part 1!

YTWE 18+ Rugged Rebel post Son Of A Beach

RYSE: Son of Rome - Part 3 - The Beach / Barbarian Leader [Let's Play / Walkthrough]

Son Of The Beach Season 1 Episode 10

Son Of The Beach Season 2 Episode 3

Son Of The Beach Season 1 Episode 10

Son Of The Beach Season 2 Episode 3

Son Of The Beach Season 1 Episode 1

Son Of The Beach Season 1 Episode 7

Son Of The Beach Season 2 Episode 1

Son Of The Beach Season 2 Episode 2

Son Of The Beach Season 2 Episode 9

Son Of The Beach Season 3 Episode 1

Son Of The Beach Season 3 Episode 3

Son Of The Beach Season 3 Episode 5

Notch Johnson`s funny jokes, scene`s and quotes

Son of the Beach Intro

2003 05 06 ES2 Son of the Beach Cast & Roseanne

ShackTac - Son of a Beach - 07.27.16

Battlefield 4 Multiplayer - SON OF A BEACH!

digital arcade - son of the beach

Ryse: son of rome. Take the beach part 1!

YTWE 18+ Rugged Rebel post Son Of A Beach

RYSE: Son of Rome - Part 3 - The Beach / Barbarian Leader [Let's Play / Walkthrough]

Son Of The Beach Season 1 Episode 10

Son Of The Beach Season 2 Episode 3

Son Of The Beach Season 1 Episode 10...

Son Of The Beach Season 2 Episode 3...

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