To quote one of my favorite YouTube comments of all-time, “White people were born without rhythm because God was saving it all for Sam Rockwell.” Indeed.

The star of Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, the woefully underrated Moon, Galaxy Quest, and, opening tomorrow, Seven Psychopaths, always looks for an excuse to dance (not that he needs one), as seen in this much-watch screen test. He’s like a coke-addled James Brown, and that’s why we adore him. We couldn’t get Rockwell to read lines from Breaking Amish, so instead, we put together a collection of his finest dancing GIFs. When you dance, Sam, I can really love.

Our good friends over at Screen Junkies had the fine idea of asking Christopher Walken, Colin Farrell and Sam Rockwell, who are otherwise halfheartedly answering questions about Their Process while doing the press junket tour for Seven Psychopaths, to read something out loud. Not just any something, though, but THE downfall of American culture something. I’m of course referring to TLC’s Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, dialogue from which the three co-stars took turns giving their own unique vocal spin to. (We are, obviously, big fans.)

I hope there are some deleted scenes somewhere with Tom Waits reading for Sugar Bear.

Today is David Lee Roth’s 58th birthday. Before we proceed, let us take a moment to spend some time with the David Lee Roth “Runnin’ with the Devil” soundboard. That will never get old. HEYYYYYAHHHH.

Anyway, yes, today is Mr. Lee Roth’s birthday, and to celebrate, we’ve put together a post on one of his favorite topics: babes from 1980s music videos. But not just any babes — the most IMPORTANT babes of the hard rock/glam metal scene, who appeared in videos by Van Halen, Ratt, Poison, and many more.

This is for you, David, and remember: WHOOOOOHOOOOOOO.

It is our pleasure today to welcome Theo Rossi — who plays Juice Ortiz on Sons of Anarchy — to the latest UPROXX Live Q&A, although I hope that Juice’s character does not meet the same fate as that of our last Sons of Anarchy guest.

You might not know it, but Theo Rossi is actually something of a veteran television actor: He’s been around for over a decade, and he’s had roles in a lot of shows with which we’re all familiar: Malcolm in the Middle, Veronica Mars, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, Alcatraz, and a lot more (including Cloverfield), so he’s had the chance to work with a lot of talented people both in front of and behind the camera.

For every Green Man and McPoyles group costume you’ve seen over the years there are countless other Gang-inspired Halloween options people aren’t taking advantage of. So in case you haven’t already nailed down this year’s look with Robo’s pop culture on a budget collection I’ve gone Sunny mining (with the help of the always resourceful Danger Guerrero and Josh Kurp) for some lesser attempted IASIP costume ideas that only fans of the show will truly appreciate.

Warning: You may wake up wondering if you were the one who knocked up Sweet Dee.

To kick things off, there’s the somewhat obvious Birds of War. Sure, they may have been done last year, but feathers + crudely painted on abs are a guaranteed crowd-pleaser.