Tuesday, October 16, 2012
Rock and Roll Fantasy League
Friday, March 23, 2012
Sunday, March 11, 2012
Inexcusable Internet Void: List of Bands Touted as "The Next Smiths"
I am now on my 16th Andorid phone.* I think, I don't have time to do an exact count. But I have long since abandoned my old XM/Sirius/Sirius XM in favor of just streaming Pandora through my car stereo (Rock and Roll Astronaut if you want to check out any of my stations.)
During a recent drive to/from work I heard a James song I wasn't familliar with. I clicked the info button to see if they said what year the album was from, but Pandora just gives you their bio blurb from AllMusic . The first line of which makes the claim for them as being poised to ascend the throne of Angst-Ridden College Rock. Since this power vacuum is a period I have been trying to explain to Red, I did a Google search trying to find all of the mope-lettes that Spin, Q, NME,120 Minutes, or any other quasi-reliable source declared as viable pretenders to the seat of Poet Laureates of Woe.
In all the Interwebs ain't nuthin' turned up except this great article about Marr's prolific post-Smiths projects, which is fun but not exactly close to the mark. So now it is up to me, as a Salford Lads' Club-certified Smiths authority, to compile this totally-not-just-pulled-out-of-my-ass, semi-comprehensive list to which all future search queries can be directed. Ladies and gentlemen-who-could-use-a-little-more-sun, I give you 20 years too late...
THE NEXT SMITHS:
-James
-The House of Love
-The Sundays
-The Ocean Blue
Oh, and probably the winner for all intents and purposes...
-The Stone Roses
Wow. I thought there were more. I wish I would have written something down in 1988, or made a mix tape, or saved some magazine clippings. My memory is shot. No wonder there wasn't anything devoted to this before.
Since that was so anticlimactic, let me share this clever 8 Bit Smiths clip my friend J sent me. I assume he made it because he is awesome and I did not read a single word on the associated website.
*By-the-by, although I have posted from one or more of my aforementioned 15 other Android phones, this overly-hypenated, linked, and photo'ed post was made possible by my so-cool-it-can't-be practical Lapdock do-hickey. If you haven't heard of these things, it is a dummy netbook you can plug certain phones into which turns it into a mini computer. If your immenantly-doomed workplace will expense one for you, you should totally get one. Otherwise, no need to bother.
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Wednesday, June 08, 2011
Don't get yer knickers in a twist...
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...sure this is a new post, but it ain't like I am going to be blogging on any sort of regular basis again. I just wanted to put something up to let everyone know I did some housekeeping. I got around to moderating the 600+ comments that had piled up. About 12 were legit. But my sincere thanks to those 12!
More importantly, I cleared all those [lovely] wedding photos out of my Picassa account to make room for Blogger images. So as you can see, at least some of my priorities are straight. This was vitally important to the honeymoon post below. At this point I can't even tell you how I got some of those images, but they come together so beautifully I could not let them vanish into cyberspace. (I love this so much I have already scrolled through it 3 times in another tab while I have been writing this.)
And since it will probably be months before I post again, above is my new graphic of me and Red entitled "come rain or come shine." I have been sucked into bootleg graphics software that is 2 or 3 generations out of date. If anyone is interested in donating to help me buy a fully licensed current version, I will set up a PayPal button.