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Three weeks from tonight. Saturday, November 3rd: History lovers and alcoholics of PA, DE, and MD unite at the Deer Park Tavern in Newark, DE |
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Dude, where's mein auto? |
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To get around the restrictive state laws on alcohol, Texas brewery gives away its beer for free, but makes customers purchase empty pint glasses |
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Woman files a $3 billion lawsuit against Casey Anthony, saying she "is an Illuminati actress" who threatened to stab her eye out and poison her water supply. Then it gets weird |
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Did you know for only $27 you can pee on a cop car in Seattle? |
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Winner of the New York Burger Bash 2012 used caramelized onion, bacon jam, pickles, secret sauce and American cheese. Warning: burger-porn slide show |
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Three-Week Reminder: Halloween Fark Party. Oceanside, CA. Hosted by GWSuperfan and VivianVivisect. Pre-party 11/2, main event (downtown bar-crawl) 11/3 |
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Farked-up floozy flees fascist fuzz in Ford Fiesta with five flagons of finest Freixenet. Forgets five-year-old |
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Store clerk: "have a blessed day." Customer: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT, I'M AN ATHEIST" |
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Yankee tries grits, lives to tell about it |
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Captain of the Costa Concordia shows he has some pretty big buoys as he sues for wrongful termination |
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"My Little Pony" wins championship at U.S. nationals in competitive trail ride. Real name is Zena Warrior Princess, potentially doubling number of creepy fan-people stalking her |
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Photoshop these farmers in a field |
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Omaha Fark Party at the Upstream Brewery Oct 20th at 7pm |
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California's "three strikes" law has done exactly jack shiat to lower crime, but it's been great at bankrupting the state |
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Standing in a parking space to hold it for a friend ... that's a squishing |
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Your bachelor party can't truly be called a success unless it ends with the Coast Guard plucking you off the sinking boat you rented for the occasion |
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For the second year in the row, zombie outbreak in DC contained by the US Park Police |
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Protips from a Google Street View car driver: Rule No.1? Get the f*ck out of the way |
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The year's worst "Sexy" Halloween costumes. Sexy Ernie & Bert will give subby nightmares |
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New York jail disarms suspected terrorist |
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The Longform Guide to the CIA: The article that became Ben Affleck's Argo and more great spy stories |
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Teacher crams nineteen kids into her car, takes field trip to local burger bar (w/pics) |
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Photoshop this rutting red deer |
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A number of offenses can get you in trouble at work: slacking off, not being a team player, tardiness, and so on. In Detroit a paramedic was punished for giving a blanket to cold elderly fire survivor |
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Out of work? No prospects? No problem. Just give yourself a six figure job, print your own paychecks and cash them at Walmart |
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How To Make French Toast: a guide for people who are not insane |
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Crappy Idea, or Greatest Idea: Chaos ensues after high school principal replaces hall passes with toilet plungers |
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Brooklyn Hipster fined $1,555 during a single traffic stop, hit with four tickets when he went through three red lights on his bicycle |
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Now that we civilized the land the Onondaga Indian Tribe of New York is fighting to reclaim 2.5 million acres, including Binghamton, Oswego, Syracuse and Watertown |
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Author of the Road Kill Cookbook says road kill is the perfect meal for the needy. Mmmm... Road Kill |
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Japanese businessman breaks record for highest price ever paid for sushi. Obviously something fishy is going on here |
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Letter to the editor. Stop all this gayness. Or ducks will take over the world |
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McDonald's ad executive says the company doesn't offer their McRib all year... because their customers associate it with Christmas |
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Biologist who helped clone Dolly the Sheep dies. No word on when his own clone will surface |
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Group plans "Million Muppet March" in Washington D.C. to protest Mitt Romney's threats to take funding away from PBS |
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Without any shred of a doubt, hands-down, the absolute worst collection agency in the world |
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Impulse food shopping contributes to the obesity rate. Probably because no one has ever compulsively bought a bushel of celery |
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Woman crawls through 30 metres of god-only-knows-what to save ugly-ass ducklings |
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Almost 50 years after the Cuban missile crisis we find out it wasn't over when it was over. The Russians had to pry over 100 nuclear weapons out of the hands of a butthurt Castro who was determined to have his own nuclear arsenal |
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To Serve Man... a beer |
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If you're worried your family will find out you paid to have sex with a bony-kneed, chubby, horse-faced prostitute in Maine, good news, the list won't be published until Monday |
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Man busted with 2,400 doses of "bath salts" was obviously just planning a massive zombie army or something |
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Man sentenced to prison for assaulting his ex-wife, who he'd married in the same courthouse during a previous trial for assault. Next up on his calendar, charges of assault in jail while awaiting trial |
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Fill in the blanks for these protestors |
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You know you're not very good at this whole "using a backhoe" thing if you accidentally set you neighbor's house on fire |
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Remember that softball-sized eye that washed up on a beach? Well, the mystery has been solved |
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Old and busted: keyboard cat. New hotness: cardboard cat. Fine art comes to Caturday |
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It's people. Bumble Bee is made out of people |
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School allows parent accused of sexual assault to chaperone students on a class field trip...including his victim...who was told to by the principal to "deal with it" |
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Apparently, it's illegal to post song lyrics on the internet, as a website featuring song lyrics has been sued for $6.6 million because they posted lyrics to TLC's Waterfalls and 528 other songs |
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At Motel 8 we'll leave the meth stove on for you |
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Greatest thieves of all time rob Federal Reserve shipment of $100 bills FROM THE FUTURE |
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There's hoarding, then there is 55 cats and 41 tons of trash in your house hoarding |
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Armored car company "either lost or misplaced" five bags of money, says they've checked the couch cushions and their pants pockets, and they would really appreciate it if you would return the large bags of unmarked cash if you happen to find them |
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Ten worst cities in North America for traffic congestion delays. Vancouver comes in as a big number 2 in yet another category |
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Texas is installing 3,400 of what will be the most ignored signs in the entire state. This thread brought to you by the a-hole doing 60 in the left lane, texting, driving with his knee, reading a newspaper, and operating a dash-mounted waffle iron |
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You there. Yes, you. You're responsible for retailers putting up Christmas decorations on Columbus Day (with picture of a pumpkin-headed turkey wearing a Santa Claus suit that will haunt your dreams) |
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Passing out drunk on a sidewalk is no way to go through life, Secret Service agent |
