Archive for January, 2010

Conservative Home and Editorial Independence

Yesterday I wrote to Tim Montgomerie of Conservative Home and asked him to allow me write an article arguing why the so-called partnership between the Conservative Party and the UUP was now completely discredited.  He declined my offer. 

Tim was always very keen to offer me space when I was Vice Chair of the Conservatives here – prior to my expulsion as an officer of the Party.  Moreover he is very happy to provide Owen Paterson virtually unlimited blog inches.  Just yesterday he covered the unfolding events here…and featured statements from Sir Reg and Owen

However, he refused me the opportunity to argue why the partnership is now throughly discredited – based on the disingenuous behaviour by the UUP leadership and the lack of discipline within the Party.  This lack of discipline allows the incumbent MP to distance herself from her own leadership and for 2 MLAs (Danny Kennedy and David McNarry) to publically back a union with the DUP - without any attempt by the leadership to distance itself from them (largely because they are part of that leadership). 

Tim’s decision to refuse me any opportunity to counteract the Paterson/Empey propaganda shows a clear lack of balance in Conservative Home editorial policy.  Tim must know that this deal is full of holes.  However his owner and paymaster, Lord Ashcroft, has been backing the UUP/Conservative deal with his personal wealth and bank-rolled Jim Nicholson’s election campaign.  Therefore criticism of the “partnership” is a little bit too close to Conservativehome. 

Come on Tim.  You know you want to.

Lady Sylvia Attacks UUP Leadership and Commits to Fight As Independent

I received the following report from James O’Fee this morning.  James writes his own blog. 

By James O’Fee

Addressing the Annual Dinner of the SDLP North Down Constituency Association on Friday evening as its guest speaker (a longstanding commitment), Lady Sylvia Hermon MP revealed that she will, if necessary, stand in this year’s General Election as an Independent in North Down.

Lady Sylvia repeated her appreciation of the warmth shown her by the North Down Constituency (which she has represented at Westminster since 2001), particularly on the occasion of her husband’s death when the house “looked like a florist’s”. [Recently Lady Sylvia has claimed that she would remain "loyal to her constituents", rather than to the Ulster Unionist Party for whom she won the seat and whose sole Westminster standard-bearer she has remained in this parliament.]

Lady Sylvia made no secret of her disillusion with the Ulster Unionist Party. She opened her remarks by telling the audience that it was a pleasure to see welcoming features, rather the grim faces and crossed arms she has encountered at recent Ulster Unionist meetings. Once again she poured scorn on its Leader, Sir Reg Empey. [Reportedly, in 2005 the UUs offered Sylvia, the Party's sole remaining MP, the Leadership after its electoral near wipe-out, though she declined on the understandable grounds of her husband's ill-health.] Of Sir Reg’s secret discussions in December with the DUP on Unionist unity, chaired by the Orange Order, Lady Sylvia opined that she didn’t know in which direction Sir Reg was now leading the UUP.

Lady Sylvia told us that she had only learnt of the UU demarche towards the Conservatives in an article in the DAILY TELEGRAPH of July 2008. She, the sole UU MP, had not been consulted. Of last Saturday’s Special Meeting of the UU Executive, Sylvia said that only one voice was raised in support of her stance in opposition to the UU/Conservative link.

Lady Sylvia expressed her general opinion of the Conservatives that they had done nothing for farmers (Lady Sylvia grew up on a small farm of 50 acres) or pensioners. Her husband, Sir Jack Hermon (then head of the RUC), had once flown from RAF Aldergrove to RAF Northolt, and then with a police escort to Chequers to meet Margaret Thatcher. Sir Jack’s message was that Mrs Thatcher’s policy towards the Republican hunger strikes was bringing Northern Ireland to the brink of disaster. Yet the Conservative Prime Minister’s first remark was to tell Sir Jack that a zip in his briefcase was broken.

David Cameron, like herself, was elected first in 2001. Yet the first time that Cameron had sought to speak to her was in November 2008, when the UU/Conservative pact was taking shape.

Lady Sylvia didn’t explicitly mention Thursday evening’s AGM of the North Down UU Constituency Association. The papers report she gained unanimous support – however, this was specifically for a motion “commending her work as an MP”. Nothing specifically relating to selection was discussed or decided. [i.e. on her reselection as a UU Parliamentary Candidate in North Down]

An experienced politician opinion was that such a vote was “the kiss of death”.

On “Unionist unity” Lady Sylvia told us that she would never stand as a “Unionist Unity” candidate. The DUP MPs at Westminster had never so much as shared a cup of tea with her. The DUP had sent no representive to Cardinal Cathal Daly’s funeral in Armagh (at which Lady Sylvia herself represented the UUP). Sir Jack had been a great admirer of Cardinal Daly (who served as Roman Catholic Primate 1990-96, see Cathal Daly 1917-2009, Thursday, January 7. 2010). What is more, the DUP failed to send a representive to the funeral of PSNI Constable Carroll, murdered by dissident Republicans last year. By way of contrast, Lady Sylvia spoke of the kindness of her Catholic neighbours in Tyrone towards her father, a widower with four young daughters. Lady Sylvia raised loud applause when she declared that we were all born the same and we all die the same.

I’m writing from memory. Apologies if I have some details wrong. More later. Of course I’ve been convinced for 18 months or so that Sylvia would defend her Westminster seat as an Independent, seeking to follow in North Down the steps of such “mavericks” as Sir Jim Kilfedder and Bob McCartney QC.

James O’Fee

Conservatives/UUP – The End is Nigh

I suspect that the relationship between the Conservatives and the UUP will be brought to a speedy conclusion after the UUP’s admission that it has been in Orange Order inspired talks with the DUP about Unionist (AKA Protestant) unity.  I hope that David Cameron will act decisively to distance himself from Sir Reg and his coven of bigots. 

I was suspended as an Officer of the Conservative Party for suggesting that the UUP leadership systematically lied and only had a financial interest in a deal with the Conservatives.  Now it’s clear that the UUP leadership is systematically duplicitous and sectarian. 

There are many good and honourable people within the UUP that have been badly let down by their spineless leadership.  Now’s the time for them to say so.

Michael Crick’s View >>

Ridiculous and Pointless

I can’t recall a time when the pointlessness and ridiculousness of Northern Ireland politics came into sharper relief than yesterday after yet more ill-fated crisis talks at Hillsborough Castle.  Our politics were never exactly sophisticated – but yesterday were a master study in folly and absurdity.

There is no national clamour for devolution of policing and justice.  The general public has next to no interest in this academic attainment.  Most don’t even know what either means or entails.  Some, I suppose, appreciate that there is something in the Agreement that requires both achieved and that there is a crisis as a result.  Therefore the desire to see completion is so that “that lot at Stormont” might shut up.  It’s an annoying political contrivance that bores.  It’s also one that will result in more significant wastage of public funds.

Yesterday our rag-bag collection of political under-achievers failed again.  While the semi-interested public gaze was upon them they conformed to type and retrenched into the sectarian rat-holes from whence they came.  The DUP produced an uber-bunny of obfuscation i.e. Orange parades.  And hence elderly bowler-hatted men with a penchant for walking up and down streets were allowed to scupper progress.

I have no idea what the prognosis is for politics here.  If further proof were needed that our party-political system needs removed and replaced with secular based politics then I have no earthly idea what that proof might be.  Our politicians inhabit another place and time if they believe that how they operate even approximates to what passes for politics in any other democratic society. 

In the short term policing and justice arrangements should remain as they are with an interim agreement to defer devolution for another 5 years.  The two governments should mandate this.  It’s clear that our politicians are incapable of reaching consensus on such matters. 

Wouldn’t it be refreshing if, over that five year period, the absurd power-sharing arrangements that mandate consensus from tribal power blocs be dismantled?  We need to see the emergence of voluntary coalitions in Stormont – based on shared ideological values rather than pointless tribal affiliations.  In the short term that may only be achieved by banning party affiliations and having all-independent candidates that are willing to make our Assembly work. 

Let’s attract real talent.  Let’s remove the stigma associated with political office – namely the need to designate as one tribe or another.  The politics of Protestant and Catholic have failed at Stormont.  If we must have devolution let’s put in place real democracy where people decide.

Quote of the Day: The Zombie Government

Just spotted this by Jason Walsh in The Guardian. 

The assembly might fall but it will be built right back up again: the Northern Ireland executive is a zombie government that it is barely functional at the best of times, operating without an opposition or the ability to be rejected in an election, but continually shored up by the British and Irish governments because it is, like the banks, “too big to fail”.

John Strafford Calls for End to Pact

John Strafford

John Strafford, a long-time friend of the Conservatives in Northern Ireland, has called for an end to the electoral pact between the Conservatives and UUP following the now-infamous talks at Hatfield House just over a week ago. 

Nick Robinson is also now running with the Hatfield story. 

I’ve just talked with John on the phone.  He is still very annoyed at how this debacle has unfolded and is perplexed by Owen Paterson’s decision to hold the talks in the first place.  Like me, he thinks this entire sorry episode reeks – and has set us back 20 years in terms of Party organisation here. 

Read the full story…

Stormont and the Master Fryers

When I was a child there was a chip shop not too far from where I lived.  It wasn’t a very good chip shop.  It was run by a very elderly couple.  The lady was very grumpy.  Her husband was very fat and often wore only a string vest on the upper half of his body.  He sweated a lot.

Needless to say, it wasn’t a very good chip shop.  The portions were tiny.  They tasted awful.  But they were very cheap. 

Why do I mention this?  Well, for some reason, the current talks at Hillsborough Castle remind me of that chip-shop.  News reports refer to our “government”, or our “executive” like it’s a real government – but we all know that it’s not really.  It goes through the motions of government.  It is populated by people who use the odd, contrived language of government.  But more often than not they reach no obvious conclusions or outcomes.  They serve up lame and pathetic, unpalatable fayre and expect us to buy it and be satisfied. 

Yesterday, we are told, two master fryers have been flown in to help.  Both are Prime Ministers that have overseen the most disastrous crippling recessions to have hit these shores.  Both sat back and ignored the fact that their economies were being raped and pillaged by unregulated bankers, and greedy, manipulative property developers.  Both have been forced to bail-out their decrepit economies with vast swathes of government borrowing.

It’s like the good old days again, though.  An incredulous public sits blinking and unnerved by the unfolding events.  Once again the television arc-lights are strained on the columns of Hillsborough Castle, as gleaming (tax-payer funded) limos swing into view and their occupants emerge to mouth crisis words – about the urgency of the talks, the need for resolution and calm decision-making.

But we all know that these talks are being held between people we would never invite for dinner – people we know, deep down, embarrass us a bit when they are interviewed on national telly.  They are all, every one of them, sociopaths in some way.  Some, we know, have probably killed or tried to kill people.  Others, we know, might have done shady deals with developers.  Others are just plain shifty and we’re not sure why.  Oh, and then there are the ones who can barely string a sentence together.  And yet these people are making the chips. 

This crisis is not a crisis.  There is no national clamour for these powers to be devolved – regardless of what the Hillsborough or St Andrews agreements said.  The crisis is “politician” contrived.  And the politicians – because they are defined on the basis of tribe – hate each other. 

However, there is something different about this crisis.  For the first time I sense that the tribes out here – outside Hillsborough Castle – are beginning to lose faith.  They are beginning to see that these political hangers-on have completely lost touch with the real world.  Orange marches no longer cripple society like they used to – they are mostly ignored.  Orange Order membership is dwindling.  British liberalism is beginning to permeate into our society.  No-one speaks or cares about Irish or Ulster Scots.  Victoria Square seems to be a success.  We now have a Hollister and perhaps Abercrombie will be here soon too (these things are very important to our teenage kids).  We now have direct flights to Europe.  Our rate of child poverty is the lowest in the UK.  We have high levels of employment because of British tax-payer generosity.  We don’t really eat fish and chips any more – we prefer Thai Curry. 

Therefore the politicians at Hillsborough castle merely represent the bloat and biliousness that is the contrived and tribal nonsense that used to be this place.  It isn’t any more.  We’ve moving on.  So let’s not call this a crisis.

I have to admit, I used to run in to the chip shop, when I was a child, and ask, “Have you any chips left?”  If the response from the fat-man was positive I’d answer, “Well that’s your own fault for making too many.”

Where to Now?

Now that 3 Conservative nominees have withdrawn from the UCUNF candidate selection race, it is questionable whether there is anything of substance left in the so-called electoral pact between the Conservative Party and the UUP.

Sir Reg, on this morning’s Politics Show on BBC NI, made light of the fact that certain individuals were frustrated with slowness of progress.  He also repeated that his Party had an agreement with the Conservatives – like it was some type of legally enforceable contract. 

But Sir Reg simply doesn’t get it.  This pact is in a near-death crisis.

The problem is not just that Conservative nominees are withdrawing from the process – due, in no small part, to the fact that the UUP has been dragging its heels over candidate selection.  It’s also the case that the nominees, and a large cohort of local Conservative membership, are losing confidence in the Shadow Secretary of State and his advisers following last week’s Unionist pact talks with the UUP and DUP. 

Moreover, as David McNarry highlighted on this morning’s Politics Show, the UUP is determined to retain North Down.  However, how can it possibly do so when the incumbent MP shows such hostility to the Conservative Party and the leadership of her own Party? 

I do hope that Ian Parsley does not withdraw from the process of candidate selection.  Nothing will serve the Conservative interest more than a Conservative nominee for North Down being put up against the incumbent MP.  If she is selected and makes clear that she will not run as a Conservative & Unionist candidate then Parsley should be handed the canditature.  That will be fun to watch.

When will the others be invited?

Mick Fealty, over on Slugger O’Toole, very rightly asks when Owen Paterson is planning to invite the other Northern Ireland political parties to Hertfordshire to meet the future NI Secretary of State?  Why did the talks only involve the DUP and UUP? 

And what about Danny Kennedy’s point, made yesterday at Stormont, that the talks were in the interests of the entire “pro-Union” community?  Why should the Shadow Secretary of State be organising such narrowly defined talks?  Why pander to this level of political blandness? 

The initiative was clearly about something Unionisty.  There’s something deeply sniffy about the whole initiative.  But, worse than that, it jusk looks and feels wrong. 

Owen Paterson is a really nice chap.  But sometimes he just doesn’t get it.  One is judged by the company one keeps and the meetings one organises.  His new-found ‘advisers’ are giving him bum steers. 

Owen – let’s return to a bit of aloofness from Northern Ireland’s political swamp.  The Conservatives should be preparing for government in ways that makes them appear ready to govern.  Doing one-sided deals or holding one-sided talks with political dead-wood is all wrong – and no amount of spinning through quasi in-house blogs is going to help.

Unionist Unity and Ulster Nationalism

A slide used by Owen Paterson MP to convince the UUP that the DUP was an Ulster Nationalist party. Click to enlarge.

If news reports are to be believed that the Conservative Party held talks with the DUP and UUP about an electoral ‘pact’ this will also spell the end of this author’s relationship with the Conservative Party.  It will also spell the end of hope for non-sectarian, secular politics in Northern Ireland. 

Conservatives met senior DUP and Ulster Unionist leaders at a secret venue in England at week-end. Issues: Unionist unity/hung parliamentHow Eamonn Mallie broke the story on Twitter yesterday

Ian Paisley Junior, this morning on Radio Ulster, suggested the talks were about Unionist unity for the Unionist (AKA Protestant) people.  He may be right – but they will also clearly demonstrate that the Conservative Party is willing to behave cynically for short term electoral advantage.  Doing a deal with the UUP is bad enough.  However, a pact with the DUP – a discredited, Protestant fundamentalist and highly sectarian party – will dismay a significant cohort of voters that are sickened by what passes for politics here.

The fact that such talks were held reeks of the involvement of Jonathan Caine – Owen Paterson’s new “Chief of Staff”.  Jonathan’s “expert” perspectives on Northern Ireland politics map very neatly onto the DUP’s concept of a “Unionist people”.  However I’m disappointed that Owen Paterson agreed to this sordid little meeting.

At a national level the meeting also implies that the Conservatives are getting jittery and have assumed that a hung parliament might be a real possibility.  The current Tory poll lead is unlikely to provide the majority needed to form a government.  It’s highly ironic that a deal with the DUP is considered the political expedient required to secure the required majority.

The irony is all the greater for me.  I recall preparing a presentation with Owen Paterson, here in my home, prior to a presentation to the Ulster Unionist Council – one of many meetings organised to convince the UUP of the merits of a link with the Conservatives.  Owen was adamant that we include a slide clearly demonstrating his view that the DUP was little more than the Ulster equivalent of the Scots Nats.  The slide we used is included here in this post.

Politics is a dirty game.


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