Conspiracy: past my expiration date

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My parents saw me looking at this item in the freezer the other night and could sense I was looing for the expiration. They told me it was new so I trusted them and heated up some. Today I went and searched the package when I found this….just like me, it was best before 5/26/2008 (my 32nd bday)

The Professor – I love him

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we played through the glass door. Then he let me stick my fingers out the door like cat toys. He pawed softly at my bright orange nails. It was so special. One day we will play together and roll around on the warm sidewalk together. Then he will come inside and see how lovely shelter and warmth can be.

What I imagine one might find in a serial killers fridge

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Duct tape, batteries, Miller High Life, and salad dressing.

Challah at me!

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I <3 SF burritos

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Saigon platter – pork, shrimp, soft shell crab, egg rolls and fried shrimp paste

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Gigantic!

snow bird tracks

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