Japan Filmography

• Chocolate Sorority Sistas 7 (2010)
• Big Black Wet Asses 9 (2008)
• Buxom Babes (2006)
• I Like to Watch (2005)
• Skin (2005)
• Black Poles in Dark Holes (2005)
• Black Bad Girls 19 (2005)
• Runaround Sue (2004)
• Big Butt Smashdown 2 (2004)
• Misty Beethoven: The Musical! (2004)
• Girls Interrupted (2004)
• The Nastiest Thing I've Ever Done (2004)
• Assliciously Delicious 6 (2004)
• Knocturnal's Uncensored Record Release Party (2004)
• Booty Central 6 (2004)
• Black Girl Next Door (2004)
• Where the Girls Sweat 8 (2003)
• American Bukkake 21 (2003)
• Anal Divas in Latex 2 (2003)
• Booty Central (2003)
• Chica Boom 20 (2003)
• Gag Factor 11 (2003)
• Gang Bang 2 (2003)
• Getting Scully (2003)
• Gulp (2003)
• Ho Smasshin' (2003)
• Looking for Booty 3 (2003)
• My High School Reunion Gangbang (2003)
• Sex Shooter 2 (2003)
• Wet Latex Dreams 2 (2003)
• 100% Strap-on (2003)
• Teen Tryouts Audition 20 (2002)
• H.T.'s Black Street Hookers 53 (2002)
• My Baby Got Back 29 (2002)
• Teen Perversions 3 (2002)

• Vertical Horizon
• Strapping Young Lad
• Presidents of the United States of America
• The Presidents Of The United States Of America
• Rev Reventon
• Norton
• Lonely Island

I saw a young man by a telephone
He was sitting alone in the rain
I said, "Hey, young man what you doing here?"
He said, "Sir, I'm going insane"
See I love an American beauty
But nobody here understands
So he looked to the sky with resentment in his eyes
And said, "Lord, why am I in Japan?"
Lord why am I in Japan?
He told me a story about yesterday
How he walked in the search of a friend
But nobody came to his rescue
So he came to his bitter end
He pulled me close and said
"They all stopped and stared
As I walked down the street alone
And nobody knew my name
Nobody knew my name"
I said, "Young man I know where you're going
And young man I know where you've been
But I've been in this land for a lifetime, it seems,
And I'm never to come back again
No, I'm never to come back again
So I turned and I gave him my blessing
And I left him alone in the rain
But I had to just stop and laugh at myself
Still nobody knows my name

Time waits for no one
No holy saviour came again
It's here now, my old friend
And it's time to go home...
Back to the stars
Now I know how it sounds
But I know how I feel
And this boredom kicks into the aligned
The invisible and the divine
And the lights upon the hill at night
They have followed me young
And into tomorrow No time for you
Time alone
This time I think I've found it
Goodbye my love
It came for me
I'm going back to Japan

Big shiny jet plane in the sky
Please drop us off as we go by
We're an American band
And everything is rockin' out of control
When we hit Japan
Faxes from the veiwers on tv
Karioke hokey-pokey on the screen
Dig my toes into the Pacific sand
And everything is rockin' out of control
When we hit Japan
Yeah, 20 tonnes of Sushi-lovin' fun
(Yum yum)
The kiddy line will thank you one by one
(Arigato)
Please come out to see us when we land
And everything is rockin' out of control
When we hit Japan
Yeah, hi ya!

Big shiny jet plane in the sky
Please drop us off as we go by
We're an American band
And everything is rockin' out of control
When we hit Japan
Faxes from the veiwers on tv
Karioke hokey-pokey on the screen
Dig my toes into the Pacific sand
And everything is rockin' out of control
When we hit Japan [x3]
Yeah, 20 tonnes of Sushi-lovin' fun
(Yum yum)
The kiddy line will thank you one by one
(Arigato)
Please come out to see us when we land
And everything is rockin' out of control
When we hit Japan [x25]
Yeah, hi ya!
Wo-wo-ho-wo-wo-ho-ho-ho

When every day is something new
When every day comes with a hope of finding you
Where every day the dusk rise and the ray falls down
I can feel
The cold calm and the chills
The fear's creeping up on my skin
On this ground
I've laid my dreams in ruins
Tonight
It's nothing like what I've craved
I'm trying
I'm trying to find my way
I'm trying to get to you
But now
I just wanna be in my grave
Being all alone
Behind the wall
In quarantine
I can't feel your warmth
Behind this glass
All I can see is
You goin' down
I can feel
The cold calm and the chills
The fear's creeping up on my skin
On this ground
I've laid my dreams in ruins
Tonight
It's nothing like what I've craved
I'm trying
I'm trying to find my way
I'm trying to get to you
But now

JAPAN
All the delusions are real
I’ve seen it all before
That’s why you took us from here
Where no one knows who we are
Tracing maps
Finding a park whatsoever
We can’t find it any longer
Near a close big square
How can one care if we’re so
Surprised by the end
Can we care if we were so…
And you know what you cannot hide
And you know what you asked for
We’ll trace all the neon lights
Can we care if we were so…
And you know what you can’t decide
And you know what were meant for
We’ll trace lines up in the sky
Come on
Come on
Come on
Getting it on
Placing tracks
Small leaded panes made of silver
We should try all the frames outside
Near the glass hotel
How can one care if we’re so

Featuring: The Lonely Island
Whoa!
I can't believe we're in Japan!
Look at all the lights!
The food!
The people!
Wow!
We're three cool white friends in Japan (Japan!)
We've never been to Japan
So we wrote a song about the three of us in Japan
And our label has to pay for it
Here we are at our five star hotel
The one from LOST IN TRANSLATION (In Japan!)
The views are amazing
And their champagne waiting
Because that's how we wrote it (Yummy!)
And now the label has to pay for the video (yay!)
And pay for everything that we say (no matter what!)
For example I'll be getting a massage right now
And I'll be drinking some sake (So expensive!) (Who cares?)
Here we are at the most expensive sushi restaurant in Japan (mmm!)
And now we're at Tokyo Disneyland
And now we're in Hawaii for one random shot that our label has to pay for!
Cause we're three cool white friends in Japan (In Asia!)
The fact that we're white isn't why we're friends
But we are white, and we're friends (In Japan)
At this point in the video we'll be super drunk (WEEEE!)
Standing near some kind of Dragon
And then we'll buy some stinky used girls panties
Out of one of those pervert vending machines
Now we've seen sumo wrestling live
Unless we get dropped by our label
Cause we're three white douchebags in Japan (That's us!)
It's all part of our master plan
To get some much needed R&R;
At the expense of Universal Records
Wow Look at all this Japanese money
It's called Yen
I heard it's worth more than American money
Let's dump it in the river!
(phone rings)
Moshi Moshi
Guys it's the label
This video's really expensive and-
BYE!!
Pokemon!
Dump it in the River!
Our rental car!
Dump it in the River!
This old guy!
Dump him in the river!

Matching books:

The Constitution of Japan, 1946

The Constitution of the Empire of Japan, 1889