Bartender Filmography

• The Inner Workings of William Balltown (2007)

• Scatterbrain
• Loretta Lynn
• Keri Noble
• Dave Matthews Band
• (Hed) Pe
• Hed Planet Earth
• T-Pain
• Regina Spektor
• Rehab
• Unladylike
• Peer Gunt
• Akon
• Alexis Y Fido

Hey everybody can I have your attention?
I wanna tell you about the world's most noble
profession.
Always there for you, on that you can depend,
I'm talking about man's best friend.
Serving us is how he thrives, touches all our lives.
Tried and true, always there for you.
Yeah, there for me and there you you too.
He's never far, all around the world no matter where
you are.
No matter where you are;
Cures my ills just like a doctor,
He's my friend, he's my bartender
Bartender, Bartender-
For all the things you do and just being you,
Say-Hey Bartender this song's for you!
Bartender, Bartender, my friend.
Tried and true, always there for you.
Yeah, there for me and there you you too.
He's never far, all around the world
No matter where you are.
No matter where you are;
Cures my ills just like a doctor,
He's my friend, he's my bartender
Bartender, Bartender-
Come on down here, let me get a beer my friend...
Everybody grab a drink and raise it high,
and toast the bartenders of the whole world wide,
And to your favorite bartender in your hometown,
Everybody raise your glass and drink it down.
Now rain or snow nor dark of night,
Is gonna keep him from serving you-ya got that? Right!
Alright, yeah!
He's a giant of a man, the king of kings,
Oh yeah he knows a lot about a lot of things.
It's more than drinks, he does a whole lot more;
Gives advice, knows jokes and all the scores.
Serving us is how he thrives, touches all our lives.
Tried and true, always there for you.
Yeah, there for me and there you you too.
He's never far, all around the world
No matter where you are.
No matter where you are;
Cures my ills just like a doctor,
He's my friend, he's my bartender
Bartender, Bartender-
For all the things you do and just being you,
Say-Hey Bartender this song's for you!
Bartender, Bartender, my friend-
Oh yeah, that's right!
This song is over, it's at its end,
This has been a tribute to man's best friend...
Bartender...Bartender...Bartender...
Bartender...Barkeep!!!

Please listen to me bartender I've got something on my mind
I think I'd might feel better after one more glass of wine
I'm payin' for a broken heart the price of love is high
With nothing left to live for what's there to do but die
(I know your story honey they're all the same you see
Why I knew the minute that you walked in you want to talk to me
But I've learned what you don't read in books from words that cost this bar
I've seen them come and I've seen them drink
Till they don't even know who they are
Now I don't believe that honky tonk is a place for a girl like you
I might be wrong but you don't look right sittin' there on that barstool
It's not too late so stop and think before all of your pride is gone
You can end up like all the rest with a barroom for your home)
I know you're right bartender goodnight I'm going home

Bartender, another and make it a double
I can't go home, I'm in some kind of trouble
What started so innocently turned to sin
I can't get out, I am too deep in
Have you ever had everything you'd ever wanted
A good life, good friends and a loving companion
Take a hard look and pay real close attention
I threw it all away with reckless abandon
On a pair of caramel eyes
I found out how quickly I learned to lie
Don't judge me 'til you've walked a mile in my shoes
Things aren't always as they seem
Being with him was like falling asleep
Going home was like waking from some kind of dream
The kind that you hope never ends
But real life is not something I can suspend

And if I go, before I'm old
Oh brother of mine, please don't forget me if I go
And if I die, before my time
Oh sweet sister of mine, do not regret me if I die
Bartender, please fill my glass for me
With the wine you gave Jesus
That set Him free after three days down
Bartender, please fill my glass deep for me
With the wine you gave Jesus
That set Him free after three days down
On bended knees, I pray, Bartender please
On bended knees, God please
Oh, and if this gold, should steal my soul away
Oh mother of mine, please redirect me if this gold...
Bartender, please fill one up for me
Of the kind you gave Jesus
That set Him free after three days down
On bended knees, I pray, Bartender please
On bended knees, Bartender please
If I go
Before I'm old
Oh, brother of mine
Please don't forget me if I go
Bartender, please
Fill my glass for me
With the wine you gave Jesus that set him free
After three days in the ground
Oh, and if I die
Before my time
Oh, sweet sister of mine
Please don't regret me if I die
Bartender, please
Fill my glass for me
With the wine you gave Jesus that set him free
After three days in the ground
Bartender, please
Fill my glass for me
With the wine you gave Jesus that set him free
After three days in the ground
I'm on bended knees, I pray
Bartender, please
When I was young, I didn't think about it
Now I just can't get it off my mind
I'm on bended knees
Father, please
If all this gold
Should steal my soul away
Oh, dear mother of mine
Please redirect me if this gold...
Bartender, you see
The wine that's drinking me
Came from the vine that strung Judas from the Devil's tree
It's roots deep, deep in the ground
Bartender, you see
The wine that's drinking me
Came from the vine that strung Judas from the Devil's tree
It's roots deep, deep in the ground
In the ground...
I'm on bended knees
Oh, Bartender, please
I'm on bended knees
Father, please
When I was young, I didn't dream about it
Now I think about it all the time
I'm on bended knees
Oh, Bartender, please

Ain't nothing working ain't nothing right
There's a whole in me that I can't fill
No matter how hard I try
Hey bartender hit me with a double
And introduce me to that girl with the bubble
I'm looking for trouble tonight
No momma don't trust me tonight
You be the center baby
I'd be the quarterback
Hike hit the tailback
Watch it on playback
Jah smash that hitting that redbone
Up in the endzone biting on the collarbone
I just want your company
I just want you to comfort me just come with me
Hey bartender hit me with another
I just about had to kill this brother
Shit I'm looking for trouble tonight
You be the beauty - baby
I'd be the beast
Who gives a fuck take it to the bedroom
Take it the streets
Take it like a man muthafucker
Yo bitch chose me muthafucker
Take me there take me with you
I can't be alone tonight
I can't be alone tonight
I can't trust myself tonight
I can't trust myself tonight
Baby please don't trust me tonight
No please don't trust me tonight
Ain't nothing working
Ain't nothing right
There's a whole in me that I can't fill
No matter how hard I try
Ain't nothing sweeter there ain't nothing wrong
All the pain that I receive keeps me strong
It keeps me moving on
I just want your company
I want you to comfort me just come with me
I just want your company
I want you to comfort me just come with me I just want your company
I want you to comfort me just come with me
Comfort me Just come with me

Ain't nothing working ain't nothing right
There's a whole in me that I can't fill
No matter how hard I try
Hey bartender hit me with a double
And introduce me to that girl with the bubble
I'm looking for trouble tonight
No momma don't trust me tonight
You be the center baby
I'd be the quarterback
Hike hit the tailback
Watch it on playback
Jah smash that hitting that redbone
Up in the endzone biting on the collarbone
[chorus]
I just want your company
I just want you to comfort me just come with me
Hey bartender hit me with another
I just about had to kill this brother
Shit I'm looking for trouble tonight
You be the beauty - baby
I'd be the beast
Who gives a fuck take it to the bedroom
Take it the streets
Take it like a man muthafucker
Yo bitch chose me muthafucker
[chorus 2x]
Take me there take me with you
I can't be alone tonight
I can't be alone tonight
I can't trust myself tonight
I can't trust myself tonight
Baby please don't trust me tonight
No please don't trust me tonight
Ain't nothing working
Ain't nothing right
There's a whole in me that I can't fill
No matter how hard I try
Ain't nothing sweeter there ain't nothing wrong
All the pain that I receive keeps me strong
It keeps me moving on
I just want your company
I want you to comfort me just come with me
I just want your company
I want you to comfort me just come with me I just want your company
I want you to comfort me just come with me
Comfort me Just come with me
Comfort me Just come with me

Yeah, uh huh
Yeah, yeah
Broke up with my girl last night, so I went to the club
Put on a fresh white suit and a Mini Coupe sittin' on dubs
I'm just lookin' for somebody to talk to and show me some love
If you know what I mean? Uh huh
Everybody jockin' me as soon as I stepped in the spot
200 *** and I'm bettin' ain't none of them hot
'Cept for this pretty young thang that was workin' all the way at the top
Shawty, what is your name?
Ooh, she made us drinks to drink, we drunk 'em, got drunk
And then I think she thinks I'm cool
She gave me a wink, I winked back
And then I think that we hit it off, something proper like
I like the bartender
(Ooh, if you're lookin' for me)
I'm at the bar with her
(Ooh, uh huh, okay)
I like the bartender
(Yeah, if you're lookin' for me)
I'm at the bar with her
(Ooh, uh huh, okay)
Got a brand new girl, so I'm feelin' all good inside
Feel like I put some brand new 24's on a brand new ride
Triple shot of Patron on the rocks with little bit of lime
I'm just keepin' it real
Baby still workin' at the club, so I'm gettin' in free
Wednesday night, I'm on the list, 'T-Pain + 3'
Every time I hit the spot, baby girl takin' care of me
How do you think I feel?
Ooh, she made us drinks to drink, we drunk 'em, got drunk
And now I know she thinks I'm cool
She gave me a wink, I winked back
And then I think that we gon' have fun at my spot tonight
I like the bartender
(Ooh, if you're lookin' for me)
I'm at the bar with her
(Ooh, uh huh, okay)
I like the bartender
(Yeah, if you're lookin' for me)
I'm at the bar with her
(Ooh, uh huh, okay)
Shorty, I'm sure you heard that I rarely ever come out
Unless I'm in the M6 doin' tricks, freeway burnt out
Got a passenger side that's empty, wantin' it to be your spot
Put you on my Billboard, we can act like the charts, I can end up on top
Don't smoke, don't drink, that's why I don't be by the bar, baby
Just lookin' at you from a distance, lookin' like a goddamn star, baby
So my girl don't see me, T-Pain, can I get those keys to the car?
'Bout to go and bang bang boogie with my cutie and I'll see you tomar'
Ooh, she made us drinks, to drink, we drunk 'em, got drunk
And now I know she thinks I'm cool
She gave me a wink, I winked back
And then I think that, we gon' have fun at my spot tonight
I like the bartender
(Ooh, if you're lookin' for me)
I'm at the bar with her
(Ooh, uh huh, okay)
I like the bartender
(Yeah, if you're lookin' for me)
I'm at the bar with her
(Ooh, uh huh, okay)

Come on bartender
Won't you be more tender
Give me two shots of whiskey
And a beer chaser
Love will be the death of me
Love is so fickle
It starts with a flood and it ends with a
trick-trick-trick-trick-trick-trickle
Come on bartender
Just a little more tender
I ate all your peanuts
Return me to sender
I've been too candid
Now I barely standing
Just call me a taxi and prepare me for landing
Oh oh
You have got to kick me back out into the
Cold and nasty weather
Maybe if we're sober I'll finally stop pretending that love is forever
love is forever
Come on bartender
Come on bartender
Oh oh
You have got to kick me back out into the
Cold and nasty weather
Maybe if we're sober I'll finally stop pretending that love is forever
love is forever
love is
love is
love is forever
Come on bartender
Come on bartender
Come on bartender
Love will be the death of me
Love will be the death of me
Love will be the death of me
Love is so fickle
It starts with a flood and it ends with a
trick-trick-trick-trick-trick-trickle
trickle-trickle...trickle......trickle...........
trickle...trickle
Come on bartender
Come on bartender

Bartender I really did it this time
Broke my parole to have a good time
When I got home it was 6 AM
The door was locked so I kicked it in
She was trippin on the bills
I think she was high on some pills
She threw my shit out into the yard
Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard
And in my drunken stupor
I did what I should have never done
and now I'm sittin here, talking to you
Drunk and on the run
I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart, in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car
Crashed that piece of shit, then stepped away
u know moe I'll probably get ten years
So just give me beers till they get here
Yea I know the sun is comin up
And y'all are probably get ready for closin up
But I'm trying to drown my soul
I'm tired of this life on the dirt road
Everything that I love is gone
And I'm tired of hangin on
Shes got me
I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart, in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car
And crashed that piece of shit, then stepped away
Rap:
Guess it was meant to be
Romance is misery
So much for memories
And now I am headed to the penitentiary
See me on TV
The next cop series
I am a danger
I guess I should've did something about my anger
But I never learn
Real things I don't concern
I pour kerosene on everything I love
And watch it burn
I know it's my fault
But I wasn't happy it was over
She threw a fit
So I crashed that piece of shit Nova
song:
And now I am going back again
Back to the pen to see my friends
When we all pile off that county van
they'll ask me where I've been
I've been at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart, in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car
I Crashed that piece of shit then stepped away
Fades out:
Naaa naaaa na naa na na naaaa naaa naaa na na na naaaa
NA NA NA NA NAA NA NAA NA
well i'm sittin at a bar on the inside
And i'm waitin on ride on the outside
You know i crashed that piece of shit
then i stepped awaaaay
yeeaahhh
i stepped away
you know i crashed that piece of shit
then i stepped awaaaaaaayy
naaa
naaa naaaa na naa na na naaaa naaa naaa na na na naaaa
naaaa

verse 1
Tell the DJ play my cut
Cause you know i like it slow
Fellas light the joe and pop a bottle
Want some more
if you hear her hatin'
That's the executin go
I'm gettin scummy dummy
you already know
I'm like ba ba ba ba bartender can you please pour it up
Hit me on the rocks just got my spot i'm finna throw it up
Fellas steady lookin' for that freak so role that dodey up
Me i'm in the back and they like hold up baby slow it up
And now i'm back
I'm on that gat
I keep a sack
To hold my gin
And if you in
Then tell yo friends
To bring his friends
And meet new friends
Oh no not him
Naw i think i'm lookin for that other one
Vodka got me boppin'
Mr. can i get another one
Just a lil bit just a lil taste
Grab the grey goose grab the cups and the rosay okay
Tell me want you want and what you don't
Babe we can get a cup and do our own thing
What you think
Let me be the one to buy yo drink
Ride in a shevy catty tank
put the windows up
But you know what's up
Tell 'em bring my cup and play my cut
Chorus
I'm like
Ba ba bartender
let me get another one
let me get another one
i'm gettin scummy dummy dog
ba ba bartender
let me get another one
let me get another one
i'm getting scummy dummy dog
ba ba bartender hit me with another one
hit me with another one
i'm gettin scummy dummy dog
ba ba bartender hit me with another one
hit me with another one
i'm getting scummy dummy dog
Verse 2
This is something that i love to do
And if you got money you can come along too
It's deep and i'm takin shots so you kno i'm through
I'm stumblin' in the club and i'm scuffin' up my shoes
And i'm like uh uh oh man and i'm feelin' real loose
I drunk a lot of drinks but i think it was that juice
Or maybe was a contact from puffin on that fruit
Naw i think shawty it was that gin and that juice
But i'm like hold up let ya girl catch a breather
my back against the speakers my legs was gettin weaker
I'm posted like a meter my stomach's gettin deeper
I need another drink i'm gettin hot like a fever
Back in the club mr. bartender is fillin up my drink
Takin shots to the head drinkin jose man i'm feelin like i'm about to faint
I need you you need me so baby tell me what you think
we can meet in the bathroom gettin it crackin but i need another drink so
Chorus
I'm like
Ba ba bartender
let me get another one
let me get another one
i'm gettin scummy dummy dog
ba ba bartender
let me get another one
let me get another one
i'm getting scummy dummy dog
ba ba bartender hit me with another one
hit me with another one
i'm gettin scummy dummy dog
ba ba bartender hit me with another one
hit me with another one

Sweet Lucy have for me another
and I dont know what Ill do
she said she had enought of my drinking
but that aint nothing new
Operator call me back later
and write my number down
bad whiskey is better than wine
Im gonno go to down town
Im gonna mess around
Tell that woman ive been living on
she aint gonna see shes old man
Im gonna stay just the way I am
Im gonna eat my own hand
Im gonna mess around
Im gonna mess around
Bartender I had too meny
Bartender gimme one more
bartender I lost my baby
dont ask me what Im drinking for
SOOLO
Bartender I had too meny
Bartender gimme one more
bartender I lost my baby
dont ask me what Im drinking for
Bartender I had too meny
Bartender gimme one more
bartender I lost my baby
dont ask me what Im drinking for
Bartender
Bartender

Yeah
Uh huh
Yeah
Yeah
Broke up with my girl last night so I went to the club
(So I went to the club)
Put on a fresh white suit and a Mini Coupe sitting on dubs
(Sitting on dubs)
I'm just looking for somebody to talk to and show me some love
(Show me some love)
If you know what I mean, uh huh
Everybody jackin' me as soon as I stepped in the spot
(I stepped in the spot)
200 bitches and barely ain't none of them hot
(Ain't none of them hot)
Except for this pretty young thang that was workin' all the way at the top
(All the way at the top)
Shawty what is your name?
Ooo, she made us drinks, to drink
We drunk 'em, got drunk
And then I think she thinks I'm cool
She gave me a wink, I winked back
And then I think that, we headed out something proper like
I like the bartender
(Ooo, if you're lookin' for me)
I'm at the bar with her
(Uh huh, ok)
I like the bartender
(Yeah if you're lookin' for me)
I'm at the bar with her
(Ooo, uh huh, ok)
Got a brand new girl so I'm feeling all good inside
(All good inside)
Feel like I put some brand new 24's on a brand new ride
(On a brand new ride)
Triple shot of Patron on the rocks with a little bit a lime
(With a little bit a lime)
I'm just keeping it real
(Uh huh)
Baby still working at the club so I'm getting in free
(So I'm getting in free)
Wednesday night I'm on the list, T-Pain plus 3
(T-Pain plus 3)
Every time I hit the spot baby girl taking care of me
(Taking care of me)
How do you think I feel?
Ooo, she made us drinks, to drink
We drunk 'em, got drunk
And now I know she thinks I'm cool
She gave me a wink, I winked back
And then I think that, we 'gon have fun at my spot tonight
I like the bartender
(Ooo, if you're lookin' for me)
I'm at the bar with her
(Uh huh, ok)
I like the bartender
(Yeah if you're lookin' for me)
I'm at the bar with her
(Ooo, uh huh, ok)
Shorty I'm sure you heard that I really never come out
(Never come out)
Unless I'm in the M6 doing tricks freeway burnt out
(Freeway burnt out)
Got a passenger side that's empty wanting it to be your spot
(Be your spot)
But you on my billboard, we can act like the charts I can end up on top
(End up on top)
Don't smoke don't drink that's why I don't be by the bar baby
(Baby)
Just lookin' at you from a distance looking like a goddamn star baby
(Baby)
So my girl don't see me, T-Pain can I get those keys to the car?
(Those keys to the car?)
'Bout to go and Bang Bang Boogie with my cutie and I'll see you tomorr'
(See you tomorr')
Ooo, she made us drinks, to drink
We drunk 'em, got drunk
And now I know she thinks I'm cool
She gave me a wink, I winked back
(She thinks I'm cool, uh huh)
And then I think that we 'gon have fun at my spot tonight
(Uh huh, oh yes)
I like the bartender
(Ooo, if you're lookin' for me)
I'm at the bar with her
(Ooo, uh huh, ok)
I like the bartender
(Yeah if you're lookin' for me)
I'm at the bar with her

Yeaah!
Ms A. Sr F
Bartender...dame un trago (ohoh)
que qiero bailar y hacer estrago.Sufri una
desilucion hoy tomo una desicion, borrarte
de mi corazon...
Bartender...dame un trago (ohoh)
que qiero bailar y hacer estrago.Sufri una
desilucion hoy tomo una desicion, borrarte
de mi corazon...
Las mujeres son malas!
algunas son malas!
uno bien hace las cosas
y uno viene y las paga...
Mejor qe no vuelva yo no la espero...
Preifero seguir bacilando soltero!
Batender,dame otra copa de cru
Dj apaga la luz
que hoy de una ver y para siempre voy a
olvidar lo qe me hisite tu
A falta, fuete de error
asi son las cosas del amor
mientras mal uno se porta
mejor es cuando le pasa
lo peor...Por eso me voi
para acabar
Bartender...dame un trago (ohoh)
que qiero bailar y hacer estrago.Sufri una
desilucion hoy tomo una desicion, borrarte
de mi corazon...(OhOh)
Hoy quiero hacer
lo qe no se hacer bien
volver a tenerla i sin tarde el momento
olvidarme de esto, carrarme de esto
cuidao e una gata con esto...
Hoy voy hacer un anonimo alcoholico(thast right)
aunqe beber no sea lo logico
Pero qien manda en el corazon
no es facil salir de una deprecion
soutbo traeme la botella completa
qe pa tomarla ai una formula secreta
sumala,fumala,alcohol i una discoteca
esa es la recetaa!
Bartender...dame un trago (ohoh)
que qiero bailar y hacer estrago.Sufri una
desilucion hoy tomo una desicion, borrarte
de mi corazon...(OhOh)
Bartender...(oh)dame un trago (ohoh)
que qiero bailar y hacer estrago(oh).Sufri una
desilucion hoy tomo una desicion, borrarte
de mi corazon...
Thast right....
Ms A. Sr F.
down to eart
oye!
Tayni!
Si la ves dile qe yo no tengo reversa!
Definitivamente hoy te olvido!