Samsung Asks Rhetorical Question, Gets The Wrong Answer

If you could read only one blog, which one would it be? Go ahead, Tell the truth. If the answer isn't "The Consumerist," we can take it. When Samsung asked a similar question on their Facebook, though, they may not have anticipated the current extent of iPhone fever. When asked which electronic device they would take with them to a deserted island, the Internet answered, "the iPhone 5." More »

Hey, Verizon And Motorola, I Want My Ice Cream Sandwich

Reader GC owns an Android tablet purchased from Verizon Wireless. Customers were promised that the device would receive an update to the latest version of the Android operating system, called Ice Cream Sandwich, by now. The promised update has come for the larger version of the tablet, the Droid Droid xyboard, but not for its little brother. Sure, GC could jailbreak the device, but why do that and void the warranty when the update was supposed to be here by now? More »

FDA: We Can’t Prove Chinese Jerky Killed Hundreds Of Dogs, But Maybe Avoid It Anyway

"Imported Chinese jerky?" you might be saying. "Who would buy their pet any food from a country whose safety standards would shock Upton Sinclair?" Lots of well-meaning Americans are feeding their dogs and cats imported treats. Every year, the United States imports 86 million pounds of pet food products from China. Some of that food is jerky that's packaged and sold under brand names you may recognize: Waggin' Train (Purina), Canyon Creek (Purina), and Milo's Kitchen (Del Monte) are the most common. Now thousands of pet owners claim that these products may have sickened or even killed their animals, and demand recalls and justice. The only problem is that the FDA can't find any proof of harmful chemicals or pathogens in the meat. More »

Hackers Claim They Messed With BofA Website & NYSE Because Of Anti-Islam Movie

Like most of you, we've never seen -- nor have any intention of ever seeing -- this Innocence of Muslims movie. (Gawker claims to have the full-length script, if you're more interested than we are.) Regardless, the short film that apparently mocks Islam is upsetting people around the world, some of whom claim to have launched denial of service attacks against Bank of America and the New York Stock Exchange. More »

Family Sues Cemetery Because It Shouldn’t Be A Mystery Where Your Loved One Is Buried

A Texas widow already had to deal with saying goodbye to her beloved husband of 56 years and now? She doesn't even have the comfort of knowing where exactly his final resting place is. She's suing the cemetery that buried him in order to get confirmation of his location, because at first the cemetery told the family they'd have to pay up if they wanted that information. More »

Starbucks To Gold Card Customers: Sorry, We’re Not Paying For Your Lactose Intolerance Anymore

A soy-fueled storm is brewing in the Internets today, as we've heard from Consumerist readers who received an email update about changes to their Starbucks Gold Cards. Sure, Starbucks loyalists will now get a free drink or food item after every 12 purchases instead of 15, but if those card-carriers happen to be lactose intolerant or otherwise indisposed toward dairy, they'll have to start paying for their soy, as well as syrups. More »

Feds Shut Down Debt Relief Companies That Only Relieved Customers Of Their Cash

We occasionally have the TV turned on in the background here at the Consumerist Batcave, so we know that anyone in the market for a sketchy debt-relief firm has many, many options to avoid calling. But now there are a few fewer questionable companies littering the daytime airwaves because the Federal Trade Commission has halted the operations of four services that allegedly made false claims about being lawyers, debited money from people who did not actually order the services -- oh, and failed to get any significant debt relief for the customers that actually signed up. More »

Broke College Students Resorting To Sugar Daddies & Donating Baby-Making Cells To Cover Tuition

In case you hadn't heard, college is like, really really expensive these days. Some students have their parents to help out, and many take out loans (even if they don't know it). And then there are those willing to go to unconventional lengths to scrape up enough cash to cover the costs of their educations — things liked donating eggs and sperm, connecting with a sugar daddy or turning their bodies over to science. More »

Advocates File Net Neutrality Complaint Over AT&T’s FaceTime Policy

Last month, AT&T confirmed that iPhone customers who want to use the iPhone's FaceTime video chat app over a cellular connection would need to belong to one of the company's new shared data plans. At the time, several advocates raised concerns about whether or not this requirement violated the FCC's Open Internet rules, and now these same groups have moved to file an actual complaint with regulators. More »

Man’s Neighbors Had No Idea He Had Squirreled Away $7 Million In Gold

The tale of the reclusive neighbor hunkered down in the house down the street, surrounded by a lifetime of clutter is a familiar one. But in the case of one elderly man who recently passed away in California, along with all that detritus was a collection of gold that's estimated to be worth about $7 million. He must've been one of those 10 million Americans eschewing bank accounts. More »