Little shhh for the MC please (thank-you)
Yo I ain't featherweight nor bout to weight,
Cause the only thing I be is heavyweight,
Let me demonstrate lyrically decorate,
Check out the vibe that I create,
You want me to stop well it's too late,
Want me to flow? Haha never mate,
Never hesitate to drop the mic,
I never hesitate to do what I like,
Never hesitate to pick up a fight,
At the things right challenging my vibe,
Continue? Yes I'm sure,
Get off my lyric and get a big roar,
Will leave you sore like a beat up whore,
All eyes them after a ten pound draw,
Fighting lyrics was against the law,
Be lame right now when the girl's so flawed,
Eating bread and water,
My lyrics are known to slaughter,
With an order,
Have you come to a decision?
Yes she's going to (oh shit)
Don't send me there
The beef for my lyrics just to get you no what,
Don't really care write what I like,
So you better prepare,
Oh yeah be aware
[Chorus]
Yo a little bit of shh for me,
A little bit of quiet for the MC,
A little bit of shh for me,
Make way for the S.O.V.,
A little bit of shh for me
Now shut your mouth for the MC
A little bit hush for me
Right now it's the S.O.V.
Right, haha
Don't joke with us small folk
Yo I've had one nightstand,
What you think of mic stands,
Right now how it sounds I got a very hard hands (oww)
An acoustic band on hand all the time,
All my fans I'm in trouble uh-oh
That sound pollution man got down,
Well I make up noise like pots and pans,
They should put my voice in an ice cream van,
That way the streets won't be bland,
Big-headed no, confident yes,
I must confess well I'm never gonna rest,
Well unless I don't want to mess,
Here comes the press!!
Another damn reporter,
Obsessed with my disorder,
Diagnosis please what's wrong with that girl?
She's ill
Nah she's sick
[Chorus]
Yo a little bit of shh for me,
A little bit of quiet for the MC,
A little bit of shh for me,
Make way for the S.O.V.,
A little bit of shh for me
Now shut your mouth for the MC
A little bit hush for me
Right now it's the S.O.V.
Oh my God!! Pianos!! Ohh!!
(haha) BRRRRRRRR!! It's cold
there's a new top girl on road,
Running ting running ting running ting, everything oh you been told,
I requested shh and well i got it,
So let me carry on this you sit back and vomit,
Some say I'm cheeky like Wallace and Gromit,
You know you can't stop it,
Some don't like me,
Like the whole Miss Spears and Madonna story,
I'm horny,
Just keep writing surely you could ignore me,
But then again if you saw me you'll adore me (aww!)
Cause I'm so cute and scrawny
Spit on a track and leave it so horny (hmm)
And who taught me? Nobody
I did it all by myself, you can't stop me!
[Chorus]
Yo a little bit of shh for me,
A little bit of quiet for the MC,
A little bit of shh for me,
Make way for the S.O.V.,
A little bit of shh for me
Now shut your mouth for the MC
A little bit hush for me
Right now it's the S.O.V.
It's ok,
it's alright you,
you can start making some noise now if you like,
you know what i mean right?
I'm not going to go completely off the rail you know what I mean? Ha thankyou
Hey! [whistle] alright calm down please
Alright now a little bit of shh.
[Chorus x2]
Yo a little bit of shh for me,
A little bit of quiet for the MC,
A little bit of shh for me,
Make way for the S.O.V.,
A little bit of shh for me
Now shut your mouth for the MC
A little bit hush for me
Right now it's the S.O.V.
Yo a little bit of shh for me,
A little bit of quiet for the MC,
A little bit of shh for me,
Make way for the S.O.V.,
A little bit of shh for me
Now shut your mouth for the MC
A little bit hush for me
For a second ill be the fashion police and im just looking at your garms you been on too many catalogue sprees
With your grannyfied curtain designs, your hurting my eyes,
You really should revise your dress sense before you walk on by,
Im kinda mixed up in this disco inferno,
Baggy jeans and a tight top, lemonade and pernod
Im sticking out like a sore thumb but i aint concerned though, no, uh oh,oh oh oh (boogie)
Fling on an A D I D A S hoodie and just boogie woogie with me
Ohhhhh...
Or you can just. put on your dancing shoes and get loose
Can you get loose can you??
So i was up in this trendy bar mingling
My keys around my neck were jingling
And you was looking at me like it was my bling
You was staring at me like to say i was ginger
I was dishing out out the same dirty looks trust me your the minger
Errrr, whos she, whos that, whos her??
The bouncer was approaching me coz i was dressed really inappropriately
No hood, no hats, no this, no that
Lets rolluh olll uh olll ..(out)
Right everybody, if youve got someone who cant dress properly, yeah you need to direct them this way.
Why not just cut up all your old clothes and make a quilt so i can wrap myself up when im feeling cold,
Why not dash your ugly boots on the fire and burn them down to charcoal,
If your not feeling the way that your bedrin is dressing dont be stressing send them in my direcion please,
Black shoes , white socks, no uhh ohhh
Polka dots, no uhh ohhh
Flowery frocks, no uhh ohhh
S O V
I got you dancing
Got you doing, d-doing it, yeah
I got you dancing
Got you doing, d-doing it, yeah
I got you dancing
Got you doing, d-doing it, yeah
I got you dancing
Got you doing, d-doing it, yeah
I got you dancing
Got you doing, d-doing it, yeah
I got you dancing
Got you doing, d-doing it, yeah
B-b-bing, b-bing, bing, b-bang
Do it freestyle, mix the tango fannang
Go, so slim, very under aged
So move from the bar to the floor
You lot do it, do it, do it, do it raw
Do it in time to my metaphor
There's that dude that I met before
Oi, do it like be distorted
Telephone him up real high, yeah, sorted
Tell a little lies, what bear little porkies
If it's all clear, all clear to ignore me
I got you dancing
I got you dancing
(Show me what you got)
Doing it, d-doing it
Doing it, d-doing it
I got you dancing
Got you doing, d-doing it, yeah
I got you dancing
Got you doing, d-doing it, yeah
I got you dancing
Got you doing, d-doing it, yeah
I got you dancing
Got you doing, d-doing it
I never quite heard of a girl
Who could do it like this
You ain't never heard of a girl
That could do it like this, do it like this
I never quite heard of a girl
Who could do it like this
You ain't never heard of a girl
That could do it like this, do it like this
Think twice before I break dance
Might fall on my ass and break my arms, woop
Give my micro stand a chance
I don't cha cha or dance with the stars
I was kicking back in ogulin
Tipping my toes in tin while you were pogaling
You never can be crumping a dime
Then I'm on stage with my music
Pumping, thumping, jumping, jumping
Jumping to the ring and do ya tin
By Lady Sovereign bring a tingaling tingaling
Tingaling, tingaling, tingaling
I got you dancing
Got you doing, d-doing it, yeah
I got you dancing
Got you doing, d-doing it, yeah
I got you dancing
Got you doing, d-doing it, yeah
I got you dancing
Got you doing, d-doing it, yeah
I never quite heard of a girl
Who could do it like this
You ain't never heard of a girl
That could do it like this, do it like this
I never quite heard of a girl
Who could do it like this
You ain't never heard of a girl
That could do it like this, do it like this
You wanna dance
I bet you do, I bet you do, I bet you do
You wanna move, yeah
I bet you do, I bet you do, I bet you do
You wanna drink, yes
I bet you do, I bet you do, I bet you do
You wanna drink, yeah
Just get me to, yeah, get me to, yeah, get me to
I got you dancing
Got you doing it, d-doing it
Doing it, d-doing it, yeah
I got you dancing
Got you doing, d-doing it, yeah
I got you dancing
Got you doing, d-doing it, yeah
I got you dancing
Got you doing, d-doing it, yeah
I got you dancing
Got you doing, d-doing it, yeah
I got you dancing
Got you doing, d-doing it, yeah
I got you dancing
Oi, oi, oi, poloi, bags of noise, wake up
Shake it up like milk shakes, makin' money, feelin' great
A pusher dis and cuss, if I'm in discuss let me discuss
So I fling you around like discuss
I report now fade away, fade away
Fade away, fade away, fade away
Don't stop my thing now, duplicate
Duplicate, duplicate, duplicate, duplicate
I got that bang, bang sound
So come on crank it loud
I got that bang, bang sound
So come on crank it loud
My brain is scrambled eggs and tangled lips
Some of my fans would be obsessed
Now wouldn't catch me in a dress
Hands off of my breasts
My ponytail is dead
But I wear a hat instead
Sideways, it's my way
Now let the speakers vibrate
Now, ssh and shoo like a dude or a girl
Now who are you to try and ruin my world?
Now shut your mouth 'cause I'm talkin' now
And if you don't like well
I got that bang, bang sound
So come on crank it loud
I got that bang, bang sound
So come on crank it loud
So everybody
Everybody
Yeah, everybody
S O V
I got that bang, bang sound
So come on crank it loud
I got that bang, bang sound
Public Warning, who's in town?
Public Warning, all bow down
I'm riding here on this beat
'Cause I don't give a monkeys what you think about me
It's on, no long ting, it's on
Ding dong, who's that, peekaboo it's Sov
Yo, ladies and gentlemen this ain't no experiment
It's the uneducated example of intelligence
By irrelevance, means more than your irrelevance
Its evident, theres evidence that I am bloody excellent
Yo, first I got a gig bigger and better
And flow on the mic I'm a level which
And I?ll get u back wife a dirty backhander
If I discover you are a hater
See I told you that I'm better
Maybe when betty bought I bit of butter
Well, I'm bringin' a bit a better, a bitta gutter
A bitta of an uh, uh, a bitta haha
A bit of every little damn thing
Public Warning, who's in town?
Public Warning, all bow down
Public Warning, who's in town?
Public Warning, Sov?s in town
Crown me the pint size clown of the town
Said I'll huff and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down
Or I'll be the boogie woogie woman, in her boogie woman gown
And I'll boogie woogie you with my boogie woogie sound
See I told you that I'm better
Maybe when Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
Well, I'm pickin' a bitter better, a bit of gutter
A bitta ha, ha, a bit of every little damn thing, ching
Public Warning, who's in town?
Public Warning, Sov?s in town
I'm that walkin' dictionary
I'm that talking thesaurus
I'm that old school, prehistoric sovasouras
I got a habit of absolutely damaging any track when I attack it
See I told you that I'm raw
Maybe when she sold them seashells on the seashore
Well, I'm sellin' a little more, a little raw
A little encore please while I drop it hardcore, now ha, ha
Public Warning, who's in town?
Public Warning, all bow down
Public Warning, who's in town?
Public Warning, Sov?s in town
I don't wanna play none of your games
I don't wanna play none of your games
I wanna play all of my games
I wanna play all of my games
I don't wanna play none of your games
I don't wanna play none of your games
I wanna play all of my games
I wanna play all of my games
I don't wanna play none of your games
Who's in town?
I wanna play all of my games
Sov's in town
I don't wanna play none of your games
Who's in town?
I wanna play all of my games
All bow down
I don't wanna play none of your games
I don't wanna play none of your games
I wanna play all of my games
Oh, it's medicine administered by a doctor
Lady sovereign
I got it good, good, good, good
I got it goin' on
I got it good, good, good, good
I got it goin' on
I got the goods, goods, goods, goods
I got it goin' on
I got it good, good, good
I am a top notch bitch, my banter is the shit
I know my jeans don't fit but I mean big business
No, I don't throw left jokes 'cause I write big right hooks
You might just catch my looks up on my facebook
Wanna be my friend, wanna be my friend
The amount of requests that people send
I can second guess that this won't end
Oh fuck, hooray it's you again
I got it good, good, good, good
I got it goin' on
I got it good, good, good, good
I got it goin' on
I got the goods, goods, goods, goods
I got it goin' on
I got it good, good, good, good
I got it goin' on
What you want from me?
Ya, I got what you need
What you want from me?
Ya, I got what you need
What you want from me?
Ya, I got what you need
What you want from me?
Ya, I got what you need
You want me for my pennies
You want me for my dimes
You want me for my Henries
You want me for my rhymes
I won't be fooled by dick heads
I won't be fooled by lies
I won't be friends with clingons
I'll spray lemon in ya eyes
I got it good, good, good, good
I got it goin' on
I got it good, good, good, good
I got it goin' on
I got the goods, goods, goods, goods
I got it goin' on
I got it good, good, good, good
I got it goin' on
What you want from me?
Ya, I got what you need
What you want from me?
Ya, I got what you need
What you want from me?
Ya, I got what you need
What you want from me?
Ya, I got what you need
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
Na, it's the biggest midget in the game
I know you know my name
I know you know my name
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
Na, it's the biggest midget in the game
I know you know my name
I know you know my name
Have you heard I'm insane?
I'm the biggest midget in the game
I know you know my name
I know you know my name
I'm the monkey you couldn't tame
I'm the biggest midget in the game
I know you know my name
I know you know my name
I got it good, good, good, good
I got it goin' on
I got it good, good, good, good
I got it goin' on
I got the goods, goods, goods, goods
I got it goin' on
I got it good, good, good, good
Jentina...
This is not a dream
THIS IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE YOU BITCH!
WannaWannaWannaBe
Wanna Be
Whatever
Yeah
What the fuckk!?
you was born in a caravan
tha don't make you ghetto
i see more ghetto in posh spices stilletos
you chat like a blonde but i swear your a brunnete
when your career endin
tell me as soon.. YES!
cuz ur fuckin annoyin my ears
with your bullshit walk and
bullshit talk and
crack head dances
and you didnt get crap advances
cuz ur record labels dumb
4 sining a fitch
who can tracks her bum
whos still askin her mum "whats cum?"
your fake and you look k-cut
try wearing less make-up
you got a quiff like elvis how can you sell this
escalade, st tropez
what escalade?
i saw you drivin a Nissan Sunny down Peckham way.
WananaWanaWannaWannaBee
WanaBe
Sad Ass stripa in a messed up way
get out the car
and drop your hairsprays
WananaWanaWannaWannaBee
WanaBe
Sad ass strippa in a messed up way
how the fuck did you get
airplay
(2 X)
fuckin fake
fuckin fake
jenny from the block
more like jenny from a flock of a pigeons
what class a drug did the put in the chicken?
your all spazin out in the video like your trippin
incase your mum gave birth while she was stripping
shuka shake n break your hips
and fall out of your caravan right in to a ditch (bitch)!
(Chorus)
I have come to fuck up your career
Bitch dont fuck around with this titch yeah
I have come to really take the piss and
you will take this lyrical diss
( Happy Birthday! )
WananaWanaWannaWannaBee
WanaBe
(2 X)
fuckin fake
fuckin fake
WananaWanaWannaWannaBee
WanaBe
aah! yer!!
You been chattin about yer gucci thong
but how many weeks bitch have you had it on
i can tell by your dances
that its somewhere stuck up your bum
ewwwwww!!
WananaWanaWannaWannaBee
WanaBe
burberaaay
sann troppaaayy
wen ya gonna leearrn to speeaak propalaaayyy
Who gives a shit anyway!?
just some dirty old men from cell block h
WananaWanaWannaWannaBee
WanaBe
Sad Ass stripa in a messed up way
get out the car
and drop your hairsprays
WananaWanaWannaWannaBee
WanaBe
Sad ass strippa in a messed up way
how the fuck did you get
airplay
fuckin fake
fuckin fake
fuckin fake
We used to play jump the line
Or who could wrap the swing around the frame the most times
Back in the day, riding our bikes around the estate
And playin' basketball in the cage, those were the days
I remember them water fights, the tap outside
Just to race to it on our bikes
Grinnin' with two front teeth missin', we did what we like
Those days are missin', those days were alright
Knock down ginger, knock knock then shift
Two minutes later we got locked in the lift
Laughin' when we got out, got into silly arguments
About who found the pound on the ground
Bopped to the shops bought about ten ice pops
The weather was hot so they melted in our pockets
Used to carry my belongings in them McDonald's bum bags
That was back then so boy don't mock it
Yeah, yeah
Yo those were the days I will never forget
Yeah, yeah
Yo those were the days I could never regret
Yeah, yeah
Yo those were the days I will never forget
Yeah, yeah
Yo those were the days
We used to race down the hill in old safe way trolleys
I wasn't indoors playing with Barbie's or dollies
I was outside jumpin' off walls or playin' football
Or getting chased by the local pit bull
The odd character that every borough had
Mad Phillip, Ginger beard or Mad Max
The places you wouldn't wanna see when you're on your jacks
In the places you wouldn't be in if you stuck to your packs
Stayed out till it was pitch black
Sprayed my name on concrete slabs
And I never got b**** slapped
Seen a couple of mans get stabbed
Been chased by the mad man, gotta get back
So I can catch joke with my next door neighbor
We played the first Mortal Kombat on the Sega
Back then playing the latest jungle tunes we had on cassette
Those were the days I will never forget
Yeah, yeah
Yo those were the days I will never forget
Yeah, yeah
Yo those were the days I could never regret
Yeah, yeah
Yo those were the days I will never forget
Yeah, yeah
Yo those were the days
Remember naf naf jackets and spliffy jeans
Adidas campus, them things were in
It wasn't about the king of the bling
It was the king of the rim or the king of the swing
Back then, well, I kind has less
But less was much better 'cause it saved a lot of stress
I hung out in Coffers community center
They've knocked it down and replaced it with an Asda
My parents way of tellin' us to get our backs in
Was them sounding some old f***ing klaxon
A soldier marched back up to Radcliffe Walk
Chalk hill Estate don't exist no more, it's just talk
Yeah, yeah
Yo those were the days I will never forget
Yeah, yeah
Yo those were the days I could never regret
Yeah, yeah
Yo those were the days I will never forget
Yeah, yeah
Yo those were the days
Those were the days
Those were the days
Yeah
Sipping snake bite and black kick
Didn't taste nice, in fact it was flat
Sitting at this halfback harly rat student union bash
You asked me to dance, I said no so I sat on my arse,
Watching all these arty farty hooligans charge at the bar
How bizarre?
Went to the courtyard for tobacco and tar
Saw these chicks doing this flex, wearing tee's but not wearings bras
La la la la
It was all la la la la la,
At the student union bar,
I was dragged to the student union bar,
It was crap at the student union bar,
I was at the student union bar,
What a headache?
Yeah, sipping on cheap drinks and geeks galore,
Somewhere I ain't been before
I never went to uni and I never was a student
I'm a high school drop out, a popular loner,
Making papers not exams,
Yeah, I brush my shoulders man
Roll up smoking get up joker, flagging down the enemies,
Sipping on your vodka
Oh my gosh I think I might have clocked ya,
If that's how ya go about becoming a doctor
La la la la
It was all la la la la la,
At the student union bar,
I was dragged to the student union bar,
It was crap at the student union bar,
I was at the student union bar,
What a headache?
At the student union bar,
I was dragged to the student union bar,
It was crap at the student union bar,
I was at the student union bar,
What a headache?
ARRGGHHH!
Oh my god,
They're looking at me,
Shit, no, I don't go to uni, na,
I'm just here, my friend brought me here
Yeah, erm,
Shouldn't you lot be like studying or something?
Like, I don't know about uni or things like that but,
Yeah, errr, alright, I'm going
HAAARGH!
La la la la
It was all la la la la la,
La la la la
It was all la la la la la, at the student union bar,
I was dragged to the student union bar,
It was crap at the student union bar,
I was at the student union bar,
What a headache? student union bar,
I was dragged to the student union bar,
It was crap at the student union bar,
I was at the student union bar,
It ain't about tea and biscuits
I'm one of those English misfits
I don't drink tea I drink spirits
And I talk a lot of slang in my lyrics
There goes a horse, courses for horses
Nah more like corpses on corners
And Staffordshire Bull Terriers
And late night crawlers
Police carry guns not truncheons
Make your own assumptions
London ain't all crumpets and trumpets
It's one big slum pit
We ain't all posh like the queen, we ain't all squeaky clean
Now do the Tony Blair, throw your hands in the air now everywhere
We ain't all squeaky clean, we ain't all posh like the queen
Now do the Tony Blair, throw your hands in the air now everywhere
This is the picture I painted my low down
This my London that I call my hometown
It's where I'm living and this is my low down
This is my England, I'm letting you know now
I don't watch the Antiques Roadshow
I'd rather listen to Run the Road
And smoke someone's fresh homegrown
And not get bloated on a plate of scones
Cricket, bowls, croquet, nah PS2 all the way
In an English council apartment
No, we don't all wear bowler hats and hire servants
More like 24 hour surveillance and **** on the pavements
We ain't all posh like the queen, we ain't all squeaky clean
Now do the Tony Blair, throw your hands in the air now everywhere
We ain't all squeaky clean, we ain't all posh like the queen
Now do the Tony Blair, throw your hands in the air now everywhere
This is the picture I painted my low down
This my London that I call my hometown
It's where I'm living and this is my low down
This is my England, I'm letting you know now
Big up Oliver Twist
Showing us know the nitty gritty of what London really is
It ain't all pretty, deal with the realness
It's all gritty, deal with the realness
Ooh the changing of the Queen's guard
That's nothing for me to come out of the house for
Tra la la
I'd rather sit on my ****
Another glass of Chardonnay, nah
We ain't all Bridget Jones clones
Who say pardon me
More like what's gwanin' mate, you get me
Now I can select a few
[Incomprehensible] like to reject all my views
Well, I'm letting you know the news and
Well, this is the straight up truth
We ain't all posh like the queen, we ain't all squeaky clean
Now do the Tony Blair, throw your hands in the air now everywhere
We ain't all squeaky clean, we ain't all posh like the queen
Now do the Tony Blair, throw your hands in the air now everywhere
We ain't all posh like the queen, we ain't all squeaky clean
Now do the Tony Blair, throw your hands in the air now everywhere
We ain't all squeaky clean, we ain't all posh like the queen
Now do the Tony Blair, throw your hands in the air now everywhere
This is the picture I painted my low down
This my London that I call my hometown
It's where I'm living and this is my low down
This is my England, I'm letting you know now
This is the picture I painted my low down
This my London that I call my hometown
It's where I'm living and this is my low down
This is my England, I'm letting you know now
It's Lady Sovereign Style
Let's go
There's no point in asking you'll get no reply
Oh, just remember a don't decide
I got no reason and it's all too much
You'll always find us out to lunch
Oh, we're so pretty
Oh, we're so pretty, we're vacant, yeah
We're so pretty
Oh, we're so pretty, we're vacant, yeah
Don't ask us to attend 'cos we're not all there
Oh, don't pretend 'cos I don't care
I don't believe illusions 'cos too much is real
So stop your cheap comments 'cos we know what we feel
Oh, we're so pretty
Oh, we're so pretty, we're vacant, yeah
We're so pretty
Oh, we're so pretty, we're vacant, yeah
Oh, we're so pretty
Oh, we're so pretty, we're vacant, yeah
We're so pretty
Oh, we're so pretty
Oh, we're so pretty
Oh, we're so pretty, we're vacant, yeah
Oh, we're so pretty
Oh, we're so pretty
And now we don't care
There's no point in asking you'll get no reply
Oh, just remember a don't decide
I got no reason it's all too much
You'll always find us out to lunch
Oh, we're so pretty
Oh, we're so pretty, we're vacant, yeah
We're so pretty
Oh, we're so pretty, we're vacant, yeah
Oh, we're so pretty
Oh, we're so pretty, we're vacant, yeah
We're so pretty
Oh, we're so pretty, we're vacant, yeah
We're vacant, yeah
We're vacant, yeah
Oh, we're so pretty
Oh, we're so pretty, we're vacant, yeah
We're so pretty
It's like this
I'm weird and you're weird
Let's be mates
I consider us a pair, so yeah
Let's be mates
You like monkeys, I like monkeys
You like funk, I like it funky
I hate junkies, don't punch me
I'm feelin' a little drumpy
Let's get acquainted
You're simple, I like it
Why are we waitin'?
I'm single, you like it
Follow me outside, I need a cash point
You got a lot
Follow me outside, I need a cash point
Wait I said that twice
You like my hair, I like it too
To the side, that's not all I do
Do you mind holdin' on for two
While I go do my boogaloo
I'm weird and you're weird
Let's be mates
I consider us a pair, so yeah
Let's be mates
I'm weird and you're weird
Let's be mates
I like that smile that you wear, oh yeah
Let's be mates
You like colors, I like purple
I'm talkin' slow like a turtle
I've had too much herbal
I feel like I'm coughing fur balls
Drink serder like werzzles
I'm fresh and clean like perzles
Deliver my words like parcels
And that queen in her castle
Let's get acquainted
You're simple, I like it
Why are we waitin'?
I'm single, you like it
Let's conversate
About nothing it's timeless
And how I run around
With my invisible minders
I'm weird and you're weird
Let's be mates
I consider us a pair, so yeah
Let's be mates
I'm weird and you're weird
Let's be mates
I like that smile that you wear, oh yeah
Let's be mates
Follow me outside, follow me outside
Follow me outside, I need a cash point
You got a lot
Follow me outside, I need a cash point
Wait I said that twice
I'm weird and you're weird
Let's be mates
I consider us a pair, so yeah
Let's be mates
I'm weird and you're weird
Let's be mates
I like that smile that you wear, oh yeah
[Intro:]
[Mister Lacey:] Oi!.
[Lady Sovereign:] Whattt!.
[Mister Lacey:] Come here!
You think you're going to school dressed like that?
[Lady Sovereign:] Dressed like what dad?
[Mister Lacey:] Look how short that skirt is love!
[Lady Sovereign:] Yeah, WHAT! It's fashion man!
[Mister Lacey:] Yeah, WHATEVER, you going homework club after school?
[Lady Sovereign:] Yeah, course!
[Mister Lacey:] Ah that's alright then, here, take a fiver for lunch.
[Lady Sovereign:] Can I have 10, can I have 10 please!?
[Mister Lacey:] Alright, alright, later!
[Lady Sovereign:] Byeee!
[Verse 1:]
In this modern day world, it's hard to behave,
your daughters having sex when she's underage,
And your son has a gun it's the latest craze,
and they both take drugs, it's just a phase.
Don't blame me, it's the way we was raised!
some of us were'nt raised, left on our Jays.
Left all alone, left in a rage and it's hard to behave
in this fucked up place!
Never liked school, teachers were gay!
Rarely had a positive thing to say!
After school pain, I was bullied everyday, but they don't listen!
They just lower my grades!
The world moves at such a rapid pace, I'm 19 now, and alot has changed.
Many said that I was a waste of space,
I pull my pants down and take a shit on their face!
[Chorus:]
Your boy's gone bad, your girl's a slag! as years go by, it gets more bad.
And all you do is blah and sulk.
And the fact is, it's all your fault!
Your boy's gone bad, your girl's a slag! as years go by, it gets more bad.
And all you do is blah and sulk.
And the fact is, it's all your fault!
[Verse 2: Lady Sovereign]
Tell me how can an innocent looking 5ft1 lady
Get picked on by onlookers daily?
Could it be the fact that I slick my hair back?
Or the way I wear my jeans so my batty look flat?!
Grannies are the worst!
Clutching their purse!
When we first hit the bus stop, SHIT!
This must stop.
I don't want your pension, not to mention...
Your rolly thing purple wig or your last benson.
I hated school, broke all the rules.
Put gum on the table, graffitied the walls.
You know what? I never learnt fuck all.
I just scrunched up papers into likkle balls and
I dashed them in the teachers head, NUFF SAID.
Got them vexed till they turned red!
Then I left.
Left my mark like a star singin BLAH BLAH REEHHH REEHH RAAHHH!
[Chorus:]
Your boy's gone bad, your girl's a slag! as years go by, it gets more bad.
And all you do is blah and sulk.
And the fact is, it's all your fault!
Your boy's gone bad, your girl's a slag! as years go by, it gets more bad.
And all you do is blah and sulk.
And the fact is, it's all your fault!
[Verse 3: Mister Lacey]
A word to tony, a word to george...
If we promote guns, you promote war!
Coverage live on BBC and your kids watch this when they're 3.
Child gets told that he ain't shit.
Child gets down and feels like shit.
Wants to end his life real quick.
Grabs a razor and slits his wrists.
People cry, the child has died!
Wondering why it werent his time!
Sitting here wondering, whens the time.
Politics wipes out all mankind.
Past generations, caused devestation.
Not much left for our generation.
PLEASE.
Just stop, pause and think.
At this rate, we'll be all extinct.
[Chorus:]
Your boy's gone bad, your girl's a slag! as years go by, it gets more bad.
And all you do is blah and sulk.
And the fact is, it's all your fault!
Your boy's gone bad, your girl's a slag! as years go by, it gets more bad.
And all you do is blah and sulk.
And the fact is, it's all your fault!
[Outro:]
[Jace:] Your dad thinks you're going homework club innit?
[Lady Sovereign:] Yeah man,
but my mans coming to pick me up in his XR-3 innit
[Jace:] XR-3?
[Lady Sovereign:] Yeah man,
This one's for the lovers out there
For those who like their food to enhance their mood for love
From the depths of the sea to the heavens up above
I just love the way Haagen-Dazs drips down your cheek
The way you munch your quarter pounder
Oh my, the way you chew that cheese, you sleaze
Sugar, honey, sexy baby
Don't think I didn't notice you're teasing me with food lately
Sugar, honey, hanky-panky pie
You're doing something that I really like
Sugar, honey, sexy baby
Don't think I didn't notice you're teasing me with food lately
Sugar, honey, hanky-panky pie
You're doing something that I really like, I wanna try
Food play
We can have a laugh with a tub of Haagen-Dazs
We can watch the moon 'cause I know you love the stars
We're sharing two scoops with one spoon, it's too cute
It's kinda turning me on right now, so what you wanna do?
We can food fight 'cause I'm in the mood tonight
Dirty kisses, dirty dishes in my sink, I'll be your dirty misses
What ya think? I think flirtin' is vicious
Especially after a meal when you start lickin' your fingers
Sugar, honey, sexy baby
Don't think I didn't notice you're teasing me with food lately
Sugar, honey, hanky-panky pie
You're doing something that I really like
Sugar, honey, sexy baby
Don't think I didn't notice you're teasing me with food lately
Sugar, honey, hanky-panky pie
You're doing something that I really like, I wanna try
Hey baby, put out that cigarette and drive over here
You make my nips hard just like cherry pips
And you can make me hit 'em high notes that Mariah Carey hits
We can share our pie and chips, check out my diet tips
You don't need to eat that burger sauce, just rub it 'round your lips
We can food fight 'cause I'm in the mood tonight
Ice cubes in my room, something we should try soon
I like you, I like this, melt it down while my kiss is
Sugar coated from the seas, I'll be your genie, I grant your wishes
Sugar, honey, sexy baby
Don't think I didn't notice you're teasing me with food lately
Sugar, honey, hanky-panky pie
You're doing something that I really like
Sugar, honey, sexy baby
Don't think I didn't notice you're teasing me with food lately
Sugar, honey, hanky-panky pie
You're doing something that I really like, I wanna try
You wanna try?
You wanna come and play with me?
You wanna come and lay with me?
Ha, ha, ha, yeah, sexy, sexy baby
Spoons, ice cream, crisps, food blenders
Fridges, lick that plate, lick that spoon
Push me, push me up against that fridgerator, I ain't frigid
I'm just expressin' myself as one really hungry midget
Crack open them twiglets so we can munch them like piglets
So we can get hot and heated, now tell me are you really livin' it?
Now chocolates, caramel and runny honey
You can run it all over my face or even on my tummy
What about an English breakfast that could be really yummy?
Or you could cover me in porridge
Oh, porridge
Sugar, honey, sexy baby
Don't think I didn't notice you're teasing me with food lately
Sugar, honey, hanky-panky pie
You're doing something that I really like
Sugar, honey, sexy baby
Don't think I didn't notice you're teasing me with food lately
Sugar, honey, hanky-panky pie
You're doing something that I really like, I wanna try
Smoke a little smoke, tell a little joke
And go ha, ha, ha with the Sovereign Lady
Well, I'm droppin' bars like a page three star
Droppin' bras, my voice hits cars, I love music
Kept my voice locked in a jar for years
Now I'm here I know you loved the way I appeared
Like cha ching, I've come to bring
The vibe that's been hiding like Bin Laden
Turn the noise down, I beg ya pardon
I get ya, let this s*** rumble your garden as the bass hardens
Miss L dot Harman, get the weirdest looks from bar men
They wanna go on silly like the Baha Men
The drama continues
Now like sexual intercourse, feel the tune in you
Abuse your speakers, lose your manners
Disturb the neighbors, this one's a banger
Fiddle with the volume, I beg ya
Fiddle with the volume, I beg ya
Abuse your speakers, lose your manners
Disturb the neighbors, this one's a banger
Fiddle with the volume, I beg ya
Fiddle with the volume, I beg ya
F*** ninety nine, my neighbors got about
A hundred and twenty-four problems sittin' on his mind
Beside the fact that I blare my music all the time
He gets knock down ginger on his yard from nine to five
Ha, wigidy wigidy woo, S O V's voice causin' feuds
Encouraging my neighbors to be rude
Unable to chew food
Due to my new tunes and my renditions of Waterloo
Waterloo, what who?
From Abba to Shabba, hip hop, grime to ragga
I blabber the weird grammar due to listening to hits
Like a hammer bang bang, everybody turn this up
Abuse your speakers, lose your manners
Disturb the neighbors, this one's a banger
Fiddle with the volume, I beg ya
Fiddle with the volume, I beg ya
Abuse your speakers, lose your manners
Disturb the neighbors, this one's a banger
Fiddle with the volume, I beg ya
Fiddle with the volume, I beg ya
Bang, bang, bang, peoples complaining
Winging and wining 'cause I'm here vibeing
Bang, bang, bang, peoples complaining
Winging and wining 'cause I'm here vibeing
Allow country and western, I got a suggestion
The music in question is here caving your chest in
And I ain't got time for resting, I'm never snoring
Interesting, my living room noises are never boring
Granny's wanna kick my door in
We're constantly warring till one in the mornin'
Now lights off, lights on, I'm teasin' them
They think I've gone to sleep but I'm changin' CD's again
Now don't go on like you don't like it
You're only moaning 'cause your records are s***
And they skip, now just zip your lip
And come to my yard and flip the script
Abuse your speakers, lose your manners
Disturb the neighbors, this one's a banger
Fiddle with the volume, I beg ya
Fiddle with the volume, I beg ya
Abuse your speakers, lose your manners
Disturb the neighbors, this one's a banger
Fiddle with the volume, I beg ya
Fiddle with the volume, I beg ya
Abuse your speakers, lose your manners
Disturb the neighbors, this one's a banger
Fiddle with the volume, I beg ya
Fiddle with the volume, I beg ya
Abuse your speakers, lose your manners
Disturb the neighbors, this one's a banger
Fiddle with the volume, I beg ya
Yo, yeah, ok then,
Yo well theres all this goverment talk about this and that,
Well im showing up middle finger n that is that,
All this crap, that your letting off in public,
Your like a cigerette mate and im gonna stumb it,
Im letting off ma shit and i aint gonna regret this, coz im the badest gir around,
And everyone likes ma opinions and ma sound,
I got a fag in ma hand right now,
Ma feet are on the ground n im about to go off the rail,
I aint like a snail because i aint slow, i got tempos n i got addidas shoes on ma toes,
Yo you know about me, its tht lady s.o.v aka sovereign,
Why you bothering to test me?
Over the mike ma mouth is hoverin, slavia is sloberin,
Yeah im in the studio right now, n im freestyling,
So im throw in the towel, n im about to pass out in a second,
Its me and ma voice is ma weapon,
Chi� ching everybody knows me its that miget,
Drunk on radiation, Mental dehydration, yeah,
Drunk on radiation, Mental dehydration, yeah,
Drunk on radiation, Mental dehydration, yeah,
Drunk on radiation, Mental dehydration, yeah,
I like what i say n i say what i like,
I remember wen i had matchstick n everyone had nike,
On there feet i was the descrete one, i was the one who didnt get treats,
I was the one who took beats, n ,
You no what, no i didnt,
Fuck that i lashed out on the regular,
Showed them ma ma hand on the regular,
Im sounding like chichi strider right now,
Dont give a fuck im one big cow,
Im a Bitch, certain people dont like,
Anyways lets commence, never come in the game to make less then 50 pence,
Lets start a poll an see whos the best,
I make the pope quit with a bruise in his chest,
Whoops sorry i didnt mean to say that,
Drunk on radiation, Mental dehydration, yeah,
Drunk on radiation, Mental dehydration, yeah,
Drunk on radiation, Mental dehydration, yeah,
Drunk on radiation, Mental dehydration, yeah,
Big miget, who knows that big migit, who knows that big miget,
who knows that big migit
Okay yo
I wake up late every morning
Managers calling, I'm still yawning
Get up, wake up, hair and makeups
Waiting for you, don't be sawing
This performance is important
I don't think I can put my all in
Hold on, I was d**** last night
It was all kicking in and I don't feel right
Gave my number to a breh who wasn't my type
Now my phones on silent, I'm being polite
Now private callers get no love from me
Just let me be
Oh my gosh
My days are getting longer
And there's no turning back
'Cause I'm working a 9 to 5
Just to keep my contract
Did I say 9? I meant 1:30
I ain't no early birdy, I'm lazy that's all that I can say
So make sure you heard me
And there's no turning back
'Cause I'm working a 9 to 5
So you gotta do sum item for Channel U
Channel who sorry who I'm altered for snooze
Oh, Channel U the ones that made me huge
Like Katie Prices bleam, whoops I'm being rude
Where's my Red Bull and my sandwich?
I need food, I can't handle this
I'm getting pissed like pampers throwing a tantrum
Action
Nah, actually rather catch my Z's
And count sheep in my sleep
Let's not wake her up
She actually looks quite sweet
Oh my gosh
My days are getting longer
And there's no turning back
'Cause I'm working a 9 to 5
Just to keep my contract
Did I say 9? I meant 1:30
I ain't no early birdy, I'm lazy that's all that I can say
So make sure you heard me
I ain't no early birdy
Won't wake up till 12:30
Could it be bothered to say much ere?
So, oh dear
Huh, where am I man?
This, this ain't good what's going on?
So my label would change my image
I'm a pink lipstick chick called dipstick
This ain't on my wish list
Oh, s*** I'm in FHM posing in a bikini
Next to a Lamborghini
Next stop the theme tune for Tweenies
I'm presenting C-beebies, have you seen me?
Never again, am I drinking Lamborghini
It's alright Sov, it's a dream
Just wake up
Oh my gosh
My days are getting longer
And there's no turning back
'Cause I'm working a 9 to 5
Just to keep my contract
Did I say 9? I meant 1:30
I ain't no early birdy, I'm lazy that's all that I can say
So make sure you heard me
I ain't no early birdy
Won't wake up to 12:30
And I couldn't be bothered to say much err
So I'll say it again
Oh my gosh
My days are getting longer
And there's no turning back
'Cause I'm working a 9 to 5
Just to keep my contract
Did I say 9? I meant 1:30
I ain't no early birdy, I'm lazy that's all that I can say
Me, you, yeah, yeah
Everyone we've had what in days miss away you cannot relate
I'm a star, I'm an individual, an educated example of intelligence
I'm considered to be cool
Hot bodies, offended people
The mood of age bitten on innocent people
Anyways, things change always at the hotel always
I'll be gone again in four days
I've been waiting hours for this
I've made myself so sick
I wish to stay and sleep today, yeah
I'm so human, yeah, yeah
It's okay, yeah, yeah
For me to feel this way, yeah, yeah
I'm still human, yeah, yeah
It's okay, yeah, yeah
For me to feel this way, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you, me, everyone, I got a little temper but I'm a funny one
Yeah, and when the beat went on
And it really ain't fucking hot enough
You shoulda seen me runnin' out the studio like Forest Gump
Jo-jobs sugar, taxi getaway
Trapped in the U.S., my accent is my give away
I need a bag of green to make you go away
And this is another day of my life and so I say
I've been waiting hours for this
I've made myself so sick
I wish to stay and sleep today, yeah
I'm so human, yeah, yeah
It's okay, yeah, yeah
For me to feel this way, yeah, yeah
I'm still human, yeah, yeah
It's okay, yeah, yeah
For me to feel this way
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Doesn't it feel much better, aha
When you've had a better day than yesterday?
Doesn't it feel much better, aha
When you've had a better day than yesterday?
Doesn't it feel much better, aha
When you've had a better day than yesterday?
Doesn't it feel much better, aha
When you've had a better day than yesterday?
Yesterday, yesterday, yesterday, yesterday
Yesterday, yesterday, yesterday, yesterday
Yesterday, yesterday, yesterday, yesterday
Yesterday, yesterday, yesterday, yesterday
I'm so human, yeah, yeah
It's okay, yeah, yeah
For me to feel this way, yeah, yeah
I'm still human, yeah, yeah
It's okay, yeah, yeah
For me to feel this way
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Once again, yeah
Make way for the S O V
Bring out the bucket, bring out the cloth
Bring out the liquid, bring out the lot
If not, let's roll her to a car wash
Now washin' you will be like washin' a goth
Put out that black lipsticks 'round their gobs
How the f*** do we get it off?
I think this is gonna be a very hard job
How did ya get a tan like that in winter?
Ya ran off to boots, got a box of tinter
Didn't ya see you still got orange fingers?
What network are you on? Orange
Color of your bathwater? Orange
I think your favorite fruit must be an orange
B****, did you know you're orange?
What network are you on? Orange
Color of your bathwater? Orange
I think your favorite fruit must be an orange
B****, did you know you're orange?
Slap, bang was on the fake tan b****
You look like the tango man
Boge, boge bo do the tango
Boge, boge bo do the tango
Slap, bang was on the fake tan b****
You look like the tango man
Boge, boge bo do the tango
Boge, boge bo do the tango
It's the gone wrong salon
Your clothes keep wrippin'
Like you're the female incredible hulk
You gotta broken bra, a broken top
A broken phone and a broken coat
You've been wearin' the the same jacket
Since you were in year 8
And it smells like you urinate on it b****
That ain't great
You tried to be Christina
So ya dyed ya hair black
But really you looked like the vicar of Dibley
What on c****?
Now step back and just face the facts
You don't like the fact, I get facety on wax
Anyways talkin' about wax
Look at your face, girl relax
What network are you on? Orange
Color of your bathwater? Orange
I think your favorite fruit must be an orange
B****, did you know you're orange?
What network are you on? Orange
Color of your bathwater? Orange
I think your favorite fruit must be an orange
B****, did you know you're orange?
Slap, bang was on the fake tan b****
You look like the tango man
Boge, boge bo do the tango
Boge, boge bo do the tango
Slap, bang was on the fake tan b****
You look like the tango man
Boge, boge bo do the tango
Boge, boge bo do the tango
Why not flimmer on the window, saw as a pumpkin?
When it's approaching Halloween
Or on ya English breakfast place her
Next to the bacon, she could be the beans
You always know where she's been
And you always know when she's had a p**
'Cause the toilet seat ain't clean
The toilet seat has an orange sheen
Bring out the detergent
Scrub that umpa lumpa, it's urgent
Have you seen her face it's disturbin'?
How much fake tan are ya squirtin'?
Err, it's hurtin' ma eyes
And it's startin' to look like a sunrise
And ya fake tans so ming
You are attracting flies
What network are you on? Orange
Color of your bathwater? Orange
I think your favorite fruit must be an orange
B****, did you know you're orange?
What network are you on? Orange
Color of your bathwater? Orange
I think your favorite fruit must be an orange
B****, did you know you're orange?
Slap, bang was on the fake tan b****
You look like the tango man
Boge, boge bo do the tango
Boge, boge bo do the tango
Slap, bang was on the fake tan b****
You look like the tango man
Boge, boge bo do the tango
Boge, boge bo do the tango
Orange girl in the ring
There's a orange girl in the ring
You got tangoed
E'rybody in the club gettin' tipsy
Oh, f*** that, just whine like a gypsy
Can't see straight like I got one eye
Your bottle opener or mine?
Let's get started
Move ya arms 'round like f***ed up karate
Ohh, s***, my word play's nasty
Ohh, s***, don't put it past me
Move, titch, get out the way
Now enough of that, I'm here to stay
Flow lazy
Pick the pace up when I flow less hazy
J-Lo's got a batty
Well, you can't see mine
'Cause I wear my trousers baggy
Anyways, yeah, let's commence
Everybody get random, all gyal them, all man them
Everybody get random, just do somethin' random
Everybody get random, all gyal them, all man them
Sovereign get random, just do somethin' random
Smokin' kills and so do my lyrics
If you're poppin' pills then trust you're not with it
'Cause I got the skills and I'm over the limit
Dishin' lyrics like meals every second every minute
Ding, dong, special delivery
Biggest midget in the game, can't get rid of me
Give me just a minute and I'll in be your vicinity
My words hurt you just like losin' virginity
Well, I'm right there
Naw, tell a lie 'cause I'm right there
Right hurr, nah, right here
Now get off your churr, I mean chair
Some English MC's get it twisted
Start sayin' cookies instead of biscuits
Anyways, yeah, let's commence
Everybody get random, all gyal them, all man them
Everybody get random, just do somethin' random
Everybody get random, all gyal them, all man them
Everybody get random, just do somethin' random
Everybody get random, all gyal them, all man them
Everybody get random, just do somethin' random
Everybody get random, all gyal them, all man them
Sovereign get random, just do somethin' random
Yo, get up and do somethin' random
Yo, watch it now
One, two, Sov is comin' for you
Three, four, better lock your door
Five, six, well I'm full of tricks
So everybody come and vibe with the little titch
Switch
Just check how my flow differs
I'm droppin' lyrics like a hole droppin' knickers
I'm on a whole other level, I'm old school
Like [Incomprehensible], fry up the Snickers
This s***'s hot, where the sniffer though?
Let's get random, zagga, zagga, zagga, yo
You wanna come and test me, well, bring it on
This is the new ting, the new sing along
S O V
Everybody get random, all gyal them, all man them
Everybody get random, just do somethin' random
Everybody get random, all gyal them, all man them
Everybody get random, just do somethin' random
Everybody get random, all gyal them, all man them
Everybody get random, just do somethin' random
Everybody get random, all gyal them, all man them
Sovereign get random, just do somethin' random
Yeah, fothermuckers it's Lady Sovereign
S O V
Speak my mind, I don't like them liars
Find your ride and I'll pop your tires
Cross the line and you're fucking fired
Yes, it's burning and I've got that fire
See the money I'm effing, I'm making
Hope this goes straight into my savings
Where it's fucked, yeah it's Sovereign
Yeah, I'm still in the game, still changing
Make you money man
Make you, make you money man
Make you money man
Make you, make you money man
How many pennies have you gotten from me?
How many pennies have you gotten from me?
How many pennies have you gotten from me?
How many pennies have you gotten from me?
How many pennies have you gotten from me?
How many pennies have you gotten from me?
How many pennies have you gotten from me?
How many pennies have you gotten from me?
Oi, I can hear your bling when you're thinking
Ring-a-ding, I left my phone ringing
All day long, please don't mind me singing
Oh, but how much I hate your wingding
Just because I'm a little younger
Don't mind me daft, don't make you smarter
All day long I break down with laughter
When you lose your temper you're an asshole
Make you money man
Make you, make you money man
Make you money man
Make you, make you money man
How many pennies have you gotten from me?
How many pennies have you gotten from me?
How many pennies have you gotten from me?
How many pennies have you gotten from me?
How many pennies have you gotten from me?
How many pennies have you gotten from me?
How many pennies have you gotten from me?
How many pennies have you gotten from me?
How many pennies have you?
How many pennies have you?
How many pennies have you?
How many pennies have you?
How many pennies have you gotten from me?
How many pennies have you gotten from me?
How many pennies have you gotten from me?
How many pennies have you gotten from me?
Gotten from me
Have you gotten from me?
Have you gotten from me?
How many pennies have you gotten from me?
How many pennies have you gotten from me?
How many pennies have you gotten from me?
How many pennies have you gotten from me?
How many pennies have you gotten from me?
Yeah, there might be a bit of a recession going on right now
But I ain't going down like you suckers
Trust me, when you rip me off I'll rip your head off
Yeah
It's officially the biggest midget in the game
I dunno
Make way for the S-O-V!
Love me or hate me, it?s still an obsession
Love me or hate me, that is the question
If you love me then, thank you!
If you hate me then, **** you!
Love me or hate me, it?s still an obsession
Love me or hate me, that is the question
If you love me then, thank you!
If you hate me then, **** you!
I'm fat, I need to diet
No, in fact, I'm just too light
And I ain't got the biggest breastesses
But I write all the best disses
(Chuh-ching!)
I got hairy armpits
But I don't walk around like this
I wear a big baggy t-shirt
That hides that nasty shit
Ew, I never had my nails done
Bite them down until they're numb
I'm the one with the non-existent bum
Now I don?t really give uh!
I'm missin? my shepherd's pie
Like a high maintenance chick missin' her diamonds
I'm missin' my Clippers lighters
Now bow down to your royal highness
No, I don?t own a Corgi
Had a hamster, it died ?cause I ignored it
Go on then, go on report me!
I'm English, try and deport me!
Love me or hate me, it?s still an obsession
Love me or hate me, that is the question
If you love me then, thank you!
If you hate me then, **** you!
Love me or hate me, it?s still an obsession
Love me or hate me, that is the question
If you love me then, thank you!
If you hate me then, **** you!
I'm that funky little monkey
With the tiniest ears
I don't like drinkin? fancy champy
I'll stick wit Heineken beers
Whoops! Might burp in ya face
A little unladylike, what can I say?
Well, oh gosh, I'm not posh, me? I wear odd socks
I do what I'm doin? yeah
So everybody's entitled to opinions
I open my mouth and sh** I got millions
I'm the middle kid, the riddle kid
I'll make you giggle till you?re sick
My nose jiggles when I spit
Yeah, I do have some stories
And it?s true I want all the glory
Go on then, come on support me
I'm English, try and deport me!
Love me or hate me, it?s still an obsession
Love me or hate me, that is the question
If you love me then, thank you!
If you hate me then, **** you!
Love me or hate me, it?s still an obsession
Love me or hate me, that is the question
If you love me then, thank you!
If you hate me then, **** you!
Love me or hate me, love me or hate me, love me or hate me
So I can?t dance and I really can?t sing
I can only do one thing and that's be Lady Sovereign!
So I can?t dance and I really can?t sing
I can only do one thing and that's be Lady Sovereign!
Love me or hate me, it?s still an obsession
Love me or hate me, that is the question
If you love me then, thank you!
If you hate me then, **** you!
Love me or hate me, it?s still an obsession
Love me or hate me, that is the question
If you love me then, thank you!
If you hate me then, **** you!
Love me or hate me, it?s still an obsession
Love me or hate me, that is the question
If you love me then, thank you!
If you hate me then, **** you!
Love me or hate me, it?s still an obsession
Love me or hate me, that is the question
If you love me then, thank you!
If you hate me then, **** you!
Love me or hate me, love me or hate me, love me or hate me
I can only do one thing and that's be Lady Sovereign!
Love me or hate me, love me or hate me, love me or hate me
I can only do one thing and that's be Lady Sovereign!
My heart's like a jigsaw puzzle, pick it up and fix it for me
Can you figure it out, figure it out?
My heart's like a jigsaw puzzle, pick it up and fix it for me
Are you listenin' now, listenin' now?
So I'm smoking like a chimney
I feel fucked up, I got too much drink in me
It's a shame that you can't be around
I got you on mind, I got shit on my mind
I got plenty of time to just sit and rewind
And just call up your line and sip on my wine
'Cause this is bugging me out and I wish you were mine
I went too far, stole your car
Messed about but heard me out
Didn't mean to scream and shout
But won't you forgive me now?
My heart's like a jigsaw puzzle, pick it up and fix it for me
Can you figure it out, figure it out?
My heart's like a jigsaw puzzle, pick it up and fix it for me
Are you listenin' now, listenin' now?
So I'm kinda pissed off
I miss the way that we use to get off
And the way that you held my hand
When the fruit was dropped
That's all gone, now I'm feelin' kinda lost
I got you on mind, I got shit on my mind
I got plenty of time to just sit and rewind
And just call up your line and sip on my wine
'Cause this is bugging me out and I wish you were mine
I went too far, stole your car
Messed about but heard me out
Didn't mean to scream and shout
But won't you forgive me now?
My heart's like a jigsaw puzzle, pick it up and fix it for me
Can you figure it out, figure it out?
My heart's like a jigsaw puzzle, pick it up and fix it for me
Are you listenin' now, listenin' now?
My heart's like a jigsaw puzzle, pick it up and fix it for me
Can you figure it out, figure it out?
My heart's like a jigsaw puzzle, pick it up and fix it for me
Are you listenin' now, listenin' now?
[Chorus:]
If I could play guitar, then I'll play it,
But I can't so I'll just sing it, sing it
I wrote S-O-R-R-Y,
I'm tellin you that,
And I don't know why,
Maybe because I was sky-high,
And thinking to much about my life.
So I turned off the light,
And I tried to rap,
But only bullshyt left my mind,
And most of the time I was fine,
But you're windin me up while I'm hard on my grime.
When were you born? 1985
Why didn't you finish school? Because I skied.
Step back, get back,
Comment on my face yeh,
I'm just tryin to live my life.
[Chorus]
I feel a little tired,
I feel like cryin,
I feel like lyin,
I feel like not tryin to do
What I was supposed to do today.
(Fuk)
A couple of interviews,
A photo shoot,
A show to do,
Promote new tunes.
Oh I hate it when I feel this way,
Oh why do I feel this way?
Tell me...
Yesterday was a different story,
High and mighty,
Feeling glory.
Shut down time square,
Know that you saw me.
Felt enormus, like twenty stories.
[Chorus]
Today of all days,
You try to rush me.
Hush puppy, let me do my thing,
I'm not your puppet on a string brov...
(Really?)
Now don't get me on,
You silly little punk.
Expect me to walk,
Cause I'm not gonna run.
I wish life was as easy as playing the guitar,
Ya just pick it up and ya strum.
(Eeeh, maybe not)
This is the midget's mansion
Yo, an' if you ain't invited
You ain't comin' in
By S O V
It's like orcas splashin', people crashin'
Unnecessary drunken feuds is fashion
Clean up that spilt drink or you ain't crashin'
My bed's out of bounds, so strictly no lashin'
Where's my debit card? Nobody move
You ain't gettin' out of this room until I prove
That you didn't take it and I misplaced it
Now get out my chair, I wanna trade face, pick
All these facety chicks 'ave gotta face it
Even on a Friday evening when I'm wasted
You see this life? Well, you'll never gonna taste it
I don't associate with wasters
There's a gatherin', where's it at? My yard
Who's reachin'? It's gettin' messed up
There's a gatherin', where's it at? My yard
Who's reachin'? It's gettin' mashed up
There's a gatherin', where's it at? My yard
Who's reachin'? It's gettin' messed up
There's a gatherin', where's it at? My yard
Who's reachin'? It's gettin' f***ed u*
Now who's in my yard? I've lost count
There's 10 downstairs, there's 4 on the couch
There's 5 runnin' about, someone better bounce
Before I ding ding and your lights are out
Or you get left out like the ginger girls are louts
Someone's vomitin' and give me the sponge and towel
Allow it, I'll clean up the sick
Why have another sip if you can't even handle it?
Lightweights, I really can't stand 'em
Stay away 'cause I'll do somethin' random
And they're monkeys, and their faces are brown
And the world comes to the midget's mansion
There's a gatherin', where's it at? My yard
Who's reachin'? It's gettin' messed up
There's a gatherin', where's it at? My yard
Who's reachin'? It's gettin' mashed up
There's a gatherin', where's it at? My yard
Who's reachin'? It's gettin' messed up
There's a gatherin', where's it at? My yard
Who's reachin'? It's gettin' f***ed u*
Who's reachin'? Who's getting what what?
Who's reachin'? Who's getting what what?
Who's reachin'? Who's getting what what?
Who's reachin'? Who's getting what?
Who's reachin'? Who's getting what what?
Who's reachin'? Who's getting what what?
Who's reachin'? Who's getting what what?
What? What? What? What?
So that's me drunk as a skunk
Shaggin' like some offbeat punks
So I got scared and went to the shop
And got my junk food, I wasn't tryin' to be rude
I was in the Gatheration spirit, in it?
My bedroom stinkin' of fries and Guinness in it
I gave it one look and I said, "Bin it", in it
She said that she'd be back in a minute, is it?
How 'bout next Friday?
There's a gatherin', where's it at? My yard
Who's reachin'? It's gettin' messed up
There's a gatherin', where's it at? My yard
Who's reachin'? It's gettin' mashed up
There's a gatherin', where's it at? My yard
Who's reachin'? It's gettin' messed up
There's a gatherin', where's it at? My yard
Who's reachin'? It's gettin' f***ed u*
There's a gatherin', where's it at? My yard
Who's reachin'? It's gettin' messed up
There's a gatherin', where's it at? My yard
Who's reachin'? It's gettin' mashed up
There's a gatherin', where's it at? My yard
Who's reachin'? It's gettin' messed up
There's a gatherin', where's it at? My yard
Who's reachin'? It's gettin' f***ed u*
Yeah,yeah, get to know this, Gatheration
It's not called a house party no more
Yeah, Gatheration Nation, Lady Sovereign
Chi Ching
Chi Ching
Chi Ching
Noo, weneva go, weneva go
Chi ching
Chi ching
Noo, weneva go, weneva go
Chi ching
Chi ching
Noo, weneva go, weneva go
Chi ching
Noo, weneva go, weneva go
Chi ching
Noo, weneva go, weneva go
Chi ching
Noo, weneva go, weneva go
I'm the best thing since sliced bread
No Eminem, feminine? Nah, Ms. Sovereign? Yeah
That girl thinks she's so big and all
But hold on I'm only 5 ft.1
I bring the fun bak with every come back
Sit back an' laugh so what you got a number
1 girl try for a clash shoulder
My paper cuts, Sam boy, did ya Rumba
Don't have my own room, I don't even share
Just slept on a sofa that's the size of a chair
It's cool but still it ain't fair
But it's blue so I don't really care
When I'm on the train and my J's tend to ride
About all my crazy days an' my lazy ways
Or the days that I spend with my things when I'm in a hazing faze
Chi ching, it's Ms.Sovereign, da tichy ting, I don' have 50 rings
But I gots 50 things to say in a cheeky kinda way
Chi ching, it's Ms.Sovereign, da tichy ting, me na have 50 rings
But I gots 50 things to say in a cheeky kinda way, okay
Noo, weneva go, weneva go
Chi ching
Noo, weneva go, weneva go
I got a fanbase
'Cuz it's enough teens, to mid 20's mid 20's to thirtys
None of your words can hurt me
Live and say dirty, live and say flirty anyways
Let me move on and say
Sand-a-witch, he's eat a sandwitch
Thats ESS-O V Speech, you can't handle this
The white midget the riddim vandalist, oh no
My dad had slept on an old mattress
Bangoda don't smell like cats piss
'Cuz I don't have a cat, it died
Understandabley I just cried
I sounded like one of those female mc's
That don't have a clue
No doubt I neva do
Chi ching, it's Ms.Sovereign, da tichy ting, I don' have 50 rings
But I gots 50 things to say in a cheeky kinda way
Chi ching, it's Ms.Sovereign, da tichy ting, me na have 50 rings
But I gots 50 things to say in a cheeky kinda way, okay
Noo, weneva go, wenava go
Chi ching
Noo, weneva go, wenava go
Regardless of my flow or my grind more guitarists
I'm like a chart boy simulist 'cuz let's continue this
No, no, no lyricist, that's feminist, that's war, that's what it is
An me don't no within it's with no part time mc's
I'm soon to be livin crisp for a lifetime
With real eaze and spiniing discs
I can confirm that the white midget feminist
Sanee still a feminist
Got kicked out of school due to bunking
Now look at me the multitalented munchkin
Noo, weneva go hungry due to the beats that's me
You can call me greedy but then again call me Ess, oh, vee
Chi ching, it's Ms.Sovereign, da tichy ting, I don' have 50 rings
But I gots 50 things to say in a cheeky kinda way
Chi ching, it's Ms.Sovereign, da tichy ting, me na have 50 rings
But I gots 50 things to say in a cheeky kinda way, okay
Chi ching, it's Ms.Sovereign, da tichy ting, I don' have 50 rings
But I gots 50 things to say in a cheeky kinda way
Chi ching, it's Ms.Sovereign, da tichy ting, me na have 50 rings
But I gots 50 things to say in a cheeky kinda way, okay
Noo, weneva go, weneva go
Chi-ching
Noo, weneva go, weneva go
Chi-ching
Noo, weneva go, weneva go
Chi-ching
Noo, weneva go, weneva go
Chi-ching
Noo, weneva go, weneva go
Chi-ching
Noo, weneva go, weneva go
Chi-ching
Noo, weneva go, weneva go
Chi-ching
Noo, weneva go, weneva go
Chi ching
Chi ching
Chi ching
Chi ching
Make way for the S O V
I say first priorities, it just cost me
At Maccy D's at about half three
What you munching on?
Quarter-pounder with cheese?
Chatting about me and Billyes
Now S O V, you wish
S O V, can't speak
S O V, just quit
Whatever don't talk with your mouth full
That's alright discussing me
It's all publicity
Even if it's not costing me
You're still dashing my name around the city
It's all good though
Blup, blup publicity for free
White midget, a huh mine fright
Somebody just dialed my digits
Is it for your man?
Is it?
Ha, flatter for the way
That you use your credit
If you go say I'm nobody
Well, if I'm nobody then why are you ringing me?
You drained your credit that's filling it
While my style, you's you're not feeling it?
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
In one ear and it comes straight out the other
Repeating yourself like you are a star
Live for your mother like reh reh reh rah
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
All your words in my brain are turning into clutter
Repeating yourself like you are a star
Live for your mother like reh reh reh rah
Your people want to classify me as an Eminem
What hear? What I'm a different kind of specimen
Just because I be a white Caucasian
Doesn't mean me and him are the same
Because one I'm not American, two I'm not a man
Three I come into with a different kind of plan
Setting the facts straight 'cause I know that I can
Will it ever wait 'cause I do the ultravan?
Categories I don't fit into any
Why? I'm onto top the stars many
Writing out more lines than Bur berry
Then it will be like a victim of 20
Make them lick my saliva off the floor
That spit that's bad
When I walked in the door
Release my metaphor like O' Blimey
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
In one ear and it comes straight out the other
Repeating yourself like you are a star
Live for your mother like reh reh reh rah
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
All your words in my brain are turning into clutter
Repeating yourself like you are a star
Live for your mother like reh reh reh rah
I know you know most about me over your Sunday roast
Or mid-morning cheese on toast
But when I found out you're talking
It's all different you start squawking
S O V, I never said that
S O V, you know you ain't white
S O V, I love your track
Well, what the f*** you want b**** a pound in the bank?
I'm varying 'cause I'm soon to be best friends
From best friends comes the next Blahbarian
Let me only start caring
When you're preparing the new rhythm
Now everyday the kids wearing
And oh God, I got posh people swearing
The rich, the poor, the snobs, the whores
Oh, dear Blahbarians galore
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
In one ear and it comes straight out the other
Repeating yourself like you are a star
Live for your mother like reh reh reh rah
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
All your words in my brain are turning into clutter
Repeating yourself like you are a star
{Inside. the Medasyn camp.}
{Guest MCs, state your identity}
-Frost P!
-Zuz.
-SOV, Lady Sovereign.
-Shystie!
{Let the battle commence.}
Yo, Medasyn star.
Plus the prodigal son, Zuz Roc.
You know how we do, Yo.
See, I'm a man who only chats realness
F**K being like most dese kids who chat sh*t
S*ck record company dick.
Frost P, I keep it gutter.
Still bills I'm payin', still for meals I'm prayin'
In the meanwhile, I stayed me and wait,
De life ain't great,
But it's better than the jobs from state,
For makin' it, mate, just a Q. and A.
Still ghetto with de mind of a needle
Quicker than a cheetah,
Draw nine millimeter up.
Grab a man's chain
If I get shifty, never in vain
Ain't life, but I stay in de game
Yeah, the prodicial's the same
"Ain't we all a little? "
Frame my brain to the game
N*gga blow the whistle (tweet)
Same issue, I move like a video on jerk.
Steady, walk forward in my Timberland boots
And I still ready to shoot, you need proof?
Show it any time
F*ck a label, I never get signed!
More time, N*ggas wanna leave me behind.
Tell me to put my name on de dotted line.
Ya find, the way I am contracts to de street
Come around, will you?
In the last two weeks, you're too weak.
I still represent Hayestown.
Though it's my proximity, my boy face-down.
Murder mans, N*ggas fast like a greyhound
Quick to run in the bank and tell ya lay down.
Down to the manner, got a place in the manor
Like a .38, always come back to the man-ner.
That's grammar.
Use it punk, big like de clumps.
You versus me equals my car trunk.
Lissen up - Zuz, Frost P, eyes frosty,
Dat Meda camp, kills MCs softly, like Lauren
We buy shots from foreign.
And you don't wanna f*ck wiv my side, fool
Yo, this is Shystie...
Yeah, SOV, Lady Sovereign, and what Shystie.
Let's take dese' boys out, yah?
I'm on it, boy-eh... Let's battle...
Show dese guys what we're worth, rude boy,
'Cause I know, see, I can spit...
Let's show dem.
A'right!
Yo, dere's sumffin, I got one bad habit,
When those streets step to me, I won't have it
'Specially people like you and you...
Dat's okay, now when I come through
Time after time, like Cyndi Lauper
Remember de time when you got slaughtered
Beef? Course not, it's just an argument
Words they is jerkin' in de House of Parliament.
Wid' out your words, spit out your verbs
Knuckle boy boxen' on de corner of de curb.
People, lift dem up before dey get hurt.
But their heart rate stop (beeep)
When they have just learned
Dat, I'm above de flow
Leave your mind in de hollow
Like your de centre of Apollo, push
Can't enter his side when I'm solo,
Yah, yeh don't know, so -
None a yer words can hurt me, fool.
None a yer combacks mean f**k 'ou.
Nuffin' you say can hurt me, fool.
I feel bad, pity fool ya rude.
I can sense.
That yer ish-ing to dis dis.
Where yer car? harhar! A domestic life
Devil promotion of sickness
I'll spit this... Anyone listenin' is a witness.
Helpless lady - I ain't not written dis.
Let's get on with de quick busi-ness.
S.O.V. that dot lyricist can they touch dis?
- No.
Hup-two-three-four, I'm goin' to war
To win, I leave leave the runner-up sore. (ow!)
I'm raw, like uncooked meat
That's why I'm in de hole... Da white flag
I'm a tree... I'm deep.
But my face looks sweet!
Sweet enough to fool yeh 'bout my greed.
Yo, Now-now-now, Waltz it to where de daemons sleep
Yeah, now creep!
Yo, lissen up to Sovereign and me, Shystie!
The Meda camp's deep, and they never stopped we
Spittin' lyrics in your face, you can't keep up de pace
So, you don't wanna f*ck wiv our side, fool!
Ha! So, let's show dese boys what time it is.
I'm showin' you
Dey don't know about how us gurrls spit, yeh.
Let's show dem how we keep it real.
Let's show dem what de deal is.
Let's show dem what time it is.
It's Shystie! Let's go!
Oi! 'ey, lissen up,
Don't get f*cked up, I got Fu' PMS
My mood swings leave N*ggas in a state of
Distress.
I'm the lyrical Shakespeare thou shall never test
Thou shall spit a battle forth to rattle a man's chest
I corner N*ggas in angles, as if dere was a circle
Yeah! Get paid, but I know my lyrics hurt you.
I take you for a joke, so you get laffed at (haha)
Cause yer a basic MC, boy. I'm done - past dat.
Cause' my microphone leaves sound boys on da silence
Leaves? Yeh, suddenly need stabilizers.
Yeah, wanted to battle me like an idiot.
But I'll show everyone (sure!) here dat' there not
Ready yet.
I'll leave you body wrapped, body bagged, in a closed hearse.
Leff it in de church, can it really get worse?
Cannot rilly, know dat I jest, silly, can't see me
But I'm still here, 'cause I move like the wind.
I'm goin' to make havoc - Spit till I choke.
How could anyone want to battle me for a joke.
See de tick-tock? On de body clock, I put it on stop.
If you wanna come and drop a lyric, there is no topic.
But if you had it, you still couldn't rhyme
You still couldn't write in beat to dis time
So you never get close enough to me to attack.
You take two steps forward, but three steps back.
'Cause I'm daily separatin' mens, day after day
Leaving them with no self-esteem, meditating
Don't think of it, Unless it's how I make you lose your confidence.
Even how you spittin' on dis track is never-never land.
Your sh*t
You can't spit and it's better dat you quit.
Leave it to Shystie, that spits hot toxic.
But - you member how we's doin' all?
Yeah! right! hah hah!
Yo, lissen up to Sovereign and me, Shystie!
The Meda camp's deep, and they never stopped we
Spittin' lyrics in your face, you can't keep up de pace
So you don't wanna f*ck wiv our side, fool!
Yo! This is it! heh hah haa!
The beef's kickin' off now! (s'fun now)
Frost P! Bruce Grove N17. Z-U!
Let's take down these Duckbirds. (nice)
Yo, I used both of dese girls mouth
Like pick-up sex in a condom de beef is on.
And your Miss Dynamite
Impressions ain't botherin' no one.
So thanks but nah. Get yer own slogan!
Take that! Matter of fact, get off de track.
I'm too classy to go back-to-back
Wiv your average hood-rats.
What you know about markin' yer game
Up yer walls? Nuffin.
Spittin crap at yer sympathizers. (nuffin!)
Treat ya frauds like Kit-Kat
- "Give 'em a break! "
Cause yer unknown and fake
Cause yer bound to hate.
Dey wanna beee like us! (I know)
And I'm a heavyweight.
Eatin' MCs like ready-break.
If that's the case, imagine when the skets' get slapped.
Quick and exit.
And home it crept. Must be men!
Wish you had the balls to step, attempt to a rep
But you get blazed off de set.
Trust if you be Sovereign, I'm Benson and Hedges
Don't to trust you to get me anesthetics.
Even wif Gab's compressor, ya still sound lesser.
So don't get it twisted, girls - you ain't better.
Man, I take down your whole 'hood wiv my four wood.
You hear de way I flow, and you really wish you could.
Never dat! Too many rhymes, too many lines.
For dead amateurs like you, I ain't got de time.
Lissen up - Zuz, Frost P, eyes frosty,
Dat Meda camp, kills MCs softly, like Lauren
We buy shots from foreign.
And you don't wanna f*ck wiv my side, fool
Heh heh.
Yeah, dese gurls can't be serious!
Frost, are these gurls serious, man?
They better f*kin' recognize what time it is,
Before we clean their clocks.
R-O-C? - Yep.
I spit sick rhymes, my styles
Better den yours, times ten.
I rhyme couple time, I punish your assembly line
You could never take Zuz for a spin.
Dese b*tches ain't better
I'm tougher dan eva.
My vendetta is simply payback
Write lyrics wiv no pen, no paper.
Hate-ers never prosper. (yep)
So get lost like change down the sofa.
Garage doesn't matter to me.
'Cause if Shystie is on battlin' me
She's ready to see, R.O. is old school
Like bullet-hole jeans
- p*ssy goes squeeze when de bullet goes in
I used to shop work till I get a gold fing.
For sure, I'm talkin', my fro's clean.
Yo, my fro's clean, just like the Pope's sheets
Better listen up when R.O. speaks.
So all of my worrds are hurrrtin' you.
And yer both damn, sound like dudes.
Why would not you got a better fing to do?
Easily kill you hos, I won't lose. ZU-ZU!
In the MC game, I put a lame MC to shame.
You've only got yourself to blame.
Tame your voice when you talk big, my sh*t is real
I kill your little kids like mornin'-after pills
- So chill.
When you walk in, I met ends, it's not happenin'.
I still strappin' my nine, I still rappin part time.
Lemme up, I take ye back de old ways.
Yeah don't wanna see me take it back to old days -
I favored Frost P like a maniac. (he's great)
'Cause I'm back, I show you where the f**ks izzat.
I'm still one of a kind, win de war wiv me?
Killed twenty-two (22.) MC's
Dem wanna make it twenty-three (23!).
Lissen up - Zuz, Frost P, eyes frosty,
Dat Meda camp, kills MCs softly, like Lauren
We buy shots from foreign.
And you don't wanna f*ck wiv my side, fool
I'll slew you, hands tied behind my flesh
No lies, I will even close my eyes.
Turn aroun', with my back-face
In yer face, switch place.
Spit my lyrics in yer face like mace.
Yo, the riddles I scribble, can make a once upon a time
Fool, who will sell it like drizzle.
Uh-huh.
I be de midget in de middle
But uh, right about now...
But, can you do a little?
Rose, never stoppin'.
I called de rolls, twenty years old.
I still hop on the bus with a child bus pass.
We ain't stoppin' for queues, we just rush past
Educated, but yep, I still bunk class!
See, I'm renegade. Roll with de R.O.C.,
Plus, we fully stocked with' de nine milli
'Cause we hotter than the Sahara desert
Afta banned and a filly,
I thug jacked Pokemon cards from kiddies.
A lotta people know Shystie de renegade,
I keep gasses out de bottle, but I stock lemonade.
So - don't get it twisted, 'cause I'm not Shy.
Give a bad look, get a right hook in yer eye!
F*ck dat man, I pull scares like anthrax
Leave a boy lookin - zip his lips with Tampax!
With my accent, jack all de lime off de track.
Make a used door sound like "Oh dear, Maxwell"
Still -
Huffing and puffing and bluffing
And not on a double to nuttin'.
I doubled up when I f**kin' yer girlfriend,
Double the trouble, when I doubled de barrel,
R.O. dubbed it, so you won't be into Lauren
Yeah don't wanna look in my eye, fool!
My lyrics see people dat cry, fool!
You'll see black and white
Like a black tie ball, so -
[Talk:]
Ok, then, this is somethin' that happened to me, yeah... and heres a little bit of advice: be careful what you drink and who your drinking with.
Trust me... ye.
Just hear this one yeah... hahaha.
YOU FOOL!
[Chorus]
If you beat your bredrin with a broom n she dont get up
Call the ambulance n tell em that she jus got back up
It's like nee naw bang b-bang nee naw bang b-bang nee naw bang b-bang thats what i sang.
If you beat your bredrin with a broom n she dont get up
Call the ambulance n tell em that she jus got back up
It's like nee naw bang b-bang nee naw bang b-bang nee naw bang b-bang thats what i sang.
your drivin me crazy, thats what she said like she was Britney,
Are u taking something you really shoudnt? your name aint Whitney,
Stupid lil bitch dont you ever start a riot,
If you wanna be startin somethin', why not start a diet?
Now never ever ever ever bloody drink Stella,
Cause it will send you spinnin like a helicopter propeller.
Your nutty like nutela your peanut butter nutty bitch,
Huh? Dont make me switch.
[Chorus]
If you beat your bredrin with a broom n she dont get up
Call the ambulance n tell em that she jus got back up
It's like nee naw bang b-bang, nee naw bang b-bang, nee naw bang b-bang thats what i sang,
If you beat your bredrin with a broom n she dont get up
Call the ambulance n tell em that she jus got back up
It's like nee naw bang b-bang, nee naw bang b-bang, nee naw bang b-bang thats what i sang.
She gave me a fat lip, what's you drinkin cats piss?
You failed actress, I spat the blood on ya matress,
you had 2 clean it up. aww,
you stupid fuck,
did u jus call me a shmuck?
Dont push ur luck!
She broke my glasses, I tell you what they weren't cheap,
Maybe she was jealous of the property that I keep.
You P.I.G you should have grown up on the prairy,
Bitch, never ever ever get lairy again.
(Bitch, Bitch)
[Chorus]
If you beat your bredrin with a broom n she dont get up
Call the ambulance n tell em that she jus got back up
It's like nee naw bang b-bang, nee naw bang b-bang, nee naw bang b-bang thats what i sang,
If you beat your bredrin with a broom n she dont get up
Call the ambulance n tell em that she jus got back up
It's like nee naw bang b-bang, nee naw bang b-bang, nee naw b-b-b-bang thats what i sang.
See all of this to me was like one big deja-vu,
I remember a coupla months ago when we had the same views.
Some people hide their knives, but you should hide your brooms,
Cuz when I get vexed well I kinda stay in this creepy mood
ding-dong your turnin up on ma doorstep shoutin' like it's a sing-song,
you dont wanna play around when i got my rings on
why don't you just bounce like you are a ping-pong
and stop actin like a cling-on.
(Bitch, Bitch)
[Chorus]
If you beat your bredrin with a broom n she dont get up
Call the ambulance n tell em that she jus got back up
It's like nee naw bang b-bang, nee naw bang b-bang, nee naw bang b-bang thats what i sang,
If you beat your bredrin with a broom n she dont get up
Call the ambulance n tell em that she jus got back up
It's like nee naw bang b-bang, nee naw bang b-bang, nee naw b-b-b-bang thats what i sang.
[Talk:]
Ok so this is what happened,
She invited me to her house,
An when i got there she was all likek 'rrrrr you drive me crazy crazy'
My frends were der, her frends were there,
She was just actin' lyk a goat
'errrrrr sovereign you drive me craaazy!'
Shut up, and never ever try n pop my lip again,
cause' i will pick up your broom and I wont cleanin your house.
'RRRRR she drive me craazyy!'
I Can Fly I Really Can Wave Good-bye Familiar Land
Catch the Wind Make My Climb Breathin in Born Again Feelin Fine
I Can Fly Above Distress I Can Fly to Heaven no Less
Leave the Earth Forget the Time Light As Air I Don't Care Feelin Fine
Don't Say I'm Crazy Don't Say I'm Out of My Head
I Might Be Crazy But One Thing's For Certain One Thing's For Sure
I Can Fly Above the Sea I Can Fly Hey Look At Me
Without a Net Leave It Behind
Feelin Good Feelin Free Feelin So Fine
My Lofty Purchase High Above I'm Losing Sight of You
I'm Climbing Up Just Like a Kite the Calm Before the Storm
When All At Once It Dawned On Me Where I'm Not Supposed to Be
Clouds Are Black the Sky Is Red I'm Where the Angles Fear to Tread
I Feel Like I've Lost My Way
Down and Down and Down I Go I've Lost All Sense of My Direction
This Flaming Spitfire Flight Has Come Undone
Grounding Stages of Rejection I Am Not Worthy to Have Even Tried
Help Me Annihilate This Foolish Pride Where Icarus Died
I Say the Act of My Contrition Be Sure to Bless All Before I Die
Save My Seat in the Smoking Section Cut Me Loose and Say Good-bye
I Wake Up On the Doctors Table Where Life and Death Are Up For Grabs
I'm Comin I'm Comin You Better Shoot Me
Kill the Pain and Count the Scabs no No no Get Out of My Black Dream
Give Me Life Give Me Life I'll Make a Vow
I'll Resist Temptation I Promise Here and Now
You See It All Started When I Was Younger They Said I Was Good
But I Thought They Said Great
I'm about to go cheesy,
I don't give a shit,
Cause every word I spit, well I mean it.
I've got a long nose like postman pat
but still I know you're feeling it.
Call me your love? Don't talk.
Cause I make you better by showing you
How much love I got for you
No, Don't, you need it
flicks like a tracker
wanna do things proper
Okey-dokey,
remember when you used to tell me no
Now you're telling me you don't wanna move slow
It's a mutual feeling
Good the feelings that I'm feeling are
making me look to the ceiling
leaving me dreaming
all my painful luck I was teething.
I'll be your smurfette
your little darling, all dressed in bluem
We can run the circle or shit 'til it hurt
Just me and you,
pillow fight, pillow talk
I'll touch you in your sleep
Well, still I might
Now of course, I walk right in your dreams.
I know who you are,
And I know you're far,
But you're close to my heart,
So let me serenade you with my bars,
But still I care,
I'm here, you're there,
So when I shout it sounds like whispers (whispers)
I know who you are
And I know you're far
But you're close to my heart
So let me serenade you with these bars
But still I care
I'm here, you're there
So when I shout it sounds like whispers (whispers)
[talk:]
"Come on, answer your phone, man."
"You never answer it."
"How do I get to speak to you anymore?"
(The person you called is not available.)
"I don't know, first malkin."
(Please leave your message after the tone.)
You ain't making this easy
You're taking a piss
That's about eight phone calls
of mine that you've missed
By tomorrow, it'll be twenty-six
Maybe I should stop, I feel like a div.
I know what this is, this is stupid
I swear, I wanna beat up cupid
There's my heart in bits, that's what you did
Now I've gotta start a new team
Let's start again
Let's start and spend something I don't wanna do
Boo-hoo, my tears fall for you
I think, someone else, I wasn't being cruel to you
"Yeah, well, I'm gonna be that cheeky bitch (I don't know)."
"But now I'm in bits."
"You know how I feel, dyou know what it is."
I know who you are
And I know you're far
But you're close to my heart
So let me serenade you with my bars
But still I care
I'm here, you're there
So when I shout it sounds like whispers (whispers)
I know who you are
And I know you're far
But you're close to my heart
So let me serenade you with these bars
But still I care
I'm here, you're there
So when I shout it sounds like whispers (whispers)
Whispers (whispers)
Whispers (whispers)
Whispers (whispers)
Whispers (whispers)
Whispers (whispers)
I walk right in your dreams
Whispers (whispers)
I know who you are
And I know you're far
But you're close to my heart
So let me serenade you with my bars
But still I care
I'm here, you're there
So when I shout it sounds like whispers (whispers)
I know who you are
And I know you're far
But you're close to my heart
So let me serenade you with these bars
But still I care
I'm here, you're there
When I Was Very Young So Many Songs Were Sung
So Much Wasted Time On An Uphill Climb
But You Where Always There, a Feeling in the Air
There Was Nothing to Fear You Were So Near
Now You Are Here Once Again
As I Stand in Your Presence
I Can Feel the Quiet Patience of Your Gaze
Like An Old Superstition
You Are Haunting All My Dreams and Waking Days
(Chorus)
All My Life I Knew You Were Waiting, Revelation Anticipating
All Is Well, the Search Is Over, Let the Truth Be Known
Let It Be Shown (Give Me a Glimpse of Home)
There's no Resisting You Among the Chosen Few
It's Hard to Be Sure, It's Hard to Endure
and When I Hear Your Voice
I Know I Have the Choice
to Pursue An Ideal, Something So Real
Now I've Got Nothing to Lose
As I See Your Reflection
All the Answers I Desire Become So Clear
Like a Page That Is Turning
I Can Look Into the Future Without Fear
You're in My Rock and Roll, You're in My Very Soul
Though It's Heavy to Bear, It's a Feeling So Rare
and It's a Mystery, the Way It's Meant to Be
Can We Ever Know, We're Moving So Slow
There Ain't Enough Time in the World
As I Reach Up the Ladder
There Is Something Ever Higher to Perceive
Like a Fire That Is Burning
Ok yo...
I wake up late every morning
Manager's calling I'm still yawning
Get up, wake up, hair and makeups
Waiting for you, don't be stalling
This performance is important
I don't think I can put my all in
Hold on, I was drunk last night
Now it's all kicking in and I don't feel right
Gave my number to a breh who wasn't my type
Now my phone's on silent, I'm being polite
Now private callers get no love from me
Just let me be...
(Chorus)
Oh my gosh my days are getting longer
There's no turning back 'cos I'm working da 9 to 5
To keep my contract did I say 9 I meant 1: 30
I am no early birdy, I'm lazy. dat's all dat I can say
So make sure you heard me
And dere's no turning back 'cos I'm working a 9 to 5
So you gotta... do... sum... mit... for... channel... u
Channel who, sorry who, I'm altered for snooze
Oh! Channel U da ones dat made me huge
Like Katie Price's boobs
Whoops I'm being rude
Where's my Red Bull and my sandwich I need food
I can't handle this
I'm getting pissed like pampers throwing a tantrum
"Action"
Nah I'd actually rather catch my z's and count sheep in my sleep
Lets not wake her up actually looks quite cute
(Chorus)
Oh my gosh my days are getting longer
And there's no turning back 'cos I'm working a 9 to 5
To keep my contract did I say dat I meant 1: 30
I'm no early birdy, I'm lazy dat's all dat I can say
So make sure you heard me
I ain't no early birdy
Won't wake up 'til 12: 30
I couldn't be bothered to say much ere
Sooooooooo oh dear
Huh where am I man...
This... ain't good... what's going on?!
So my label have changed my image
I'm a pink lipstick chick called Dipstick
This ain't on my wishlist
Oh shit I'm in FHM posing in a bikini
Next to a Lamborghini
Next stop the theme tune for Tweenies
I'm presenting C-beebies
(pukes) Have u seen me?
Never again, am I drinking Lambrini
"Its alright Sov, it's a dream... jus' wake up!"
(Chorus)
Oh my gosh my days are getting longer
And there's no turning back 'cos I'm working da 9 to 5
To keep my contract did I say dat I meant 1: 30
I'm no early birdy I'm lazy, I'll say it again
To make sure ya heard me
I ain't no early birdy
Won't wake up 'til 12: 30
And I can't be bothered to say much ere
So I'll say it again