Ever since - andami talagang hindi na-convince
Mga taong di marunong mag-rinse
Maghilamos, mag-toothbrush ng kanilang mga konsensya
1999 ang laki ng ebidensya
Andrew E. is still on the top
The greatest entertainer and I can't be stopped
Parang seven eleven, 24 hours a day
Oh by the way, one thing I forgot to say
Walang kadala-dala ang mga p****g-ina
Nangangarap pa rin na ako'y malaos na
Pero paano malalaos - hindi naman ako uso
Patay pa rin ang girlfriend mo sa 'king nguso
Nguso lang ba? - shhh! - 'wag na pare ko
At baka himatayin pa ang mga tarantado
Kaya upo - hinga ng malalem
Andrew E. on top - never sa ilalem
CHORUS:
I'm on top of the world
I'm on top of the world
I'm on top of the world
Mga critics listen up! Baby...
I'm on top of the world,
Yeah c'mon!
It's so funny - while dissing you I can make money
Ha ha ha ha - hi ha ha ha - honey
I get the girls while I rock the crowd
Samantalang ang tape n'yo hindi allowed
Na ibenta - why? - kasi walang kakwenta-kwenta
At ang nagastos ng mga gago'y singkuwenta mil
Ang album 'di na deal
Gayahin mo si Hudas, nag-bigte sa top of the hill
I'll go for the kill - time to get ill
On top of the world with my own free will
Anumang gusto - boy, nakukuha ko
Kung gusto kitang tirahin - gagawin ko
At sa ahem! - for sure - walang makaka-awat
Tutulungan pa nila ako para mawarat kayo ng husto
Mga t*******g critics
Andrew E. with a million gimiks
CHORUS:
I'm on top of the world
I'm on top of the world
I'm on top of the world
Mga critics listen up! Baby...
I'm on top of the world,
Hey yoh what, here we go again
Baby, about a girl na na-meet ko yoh
Mabigat yung girl men, o gusto mo nabang marinig
Sigurado ka, atat ka na ba, alright here we go
Na may na-meet ako isang girle na american resident
Tagaron sa Orange county pero dita siya sa Brent
Na-meet ko sa Mimosa, anak ng ambasador
Only girle ang chika baby ang negosyo door-to-door
Sumenyas siya sa guard, humingi ng calling card
At ang sabi niya siya daw ay isang Andrew E die hard
So sa likod ng calling card doon siya nagpa sign (thanks)
At siyempre pirmahan ko din daw ang kanyang behind (please)
Pinara limousine, at ako'y pinabilib kinuha calling card
At nilinagay sa kanyang dibdib, sabi ko baby what's your name?
Sabi niya (O.L.I.V.E), sabi ko baby what's your game? (all the way baby)
Chorus:
Come on si Olive ay aking sinabmarine
Pero siya'y bitin pa rin, siya'y bitin pa rin (Aww)
Gusto niyang lagyan ng margarine, para aking lasapin
Tinawagan ko 9141 G-L-O-B-E
Magnolia Dasma 1008 is the place to be
Sa pintuan ako ay nag-isip kung ano ang ma-aachieve
Ang mommy nasa Germany, at ang daddy ay on leave
Ang pusa niya Siberian at ang aso niya Pitbull
Ti-nour niya ako sa bahay at sa loob may swimming pool
Ang tindi talaga ng bahay kasi may elevator
At ang sabi niya (Drew, ang food ay nasa 2nd floor)
So sa kwarto pinakita collection ng Andrew E songs
Pinakita rin collection ng mga (thong to-thong thong thongs)
Sabi niya (don't like good jokes)
Ang gusto niya jokes na green
Ayaw niya ng niyayate gusto sinasabmarine
Chorus:
Come on si Olive ay aking sinabmarine
Pero siya'y bitin pa rin, siya'y bitin pa rin (Aww)
Gusto niyang lagyan ng margarine, para aking lasapin
Guees what you know that night
Yoh sa water bed, first time akong nakatikim unang day
Unang head, kalimutan ang house, kalimutan na ang food
Kalimutan na lahat, if you kill my dog, I will kill your cat
Hinagupit ang pussy niya, hanggang sa mang-gigil
Tuloy tuloy hanggan sabi niya (tigil tigil)
Nang makita niya chorizo ko, ay naku kinamay niya
Nag-pause lagay ng sauce, tapos sabay bomba (ah-yeah)
kahit bali-baligtarin iyo't iyon parin, ang sabi niya (hayop talaga you're so galing)
Ngumiti siya sa akin, and boy this is what she said
akilala ko si Shanana-nana, nakilala in the morning
Nakilala ko Shanana-nana, nakilala in the sunshine
G Am
Nakilala ko si Shanana-nana, nakilala in the evening
Pero sinabi ni Shanana-nana, "'drew I'll just do it for you, ha"
(Do chord pattern: G-Am-D-G-)
I was sittin' on the corner wastin' my time
Makati Shangrila, sipping lemon lime
I was by myself, walang kinokohort
Nang may dumaan, blue maong short
Naka-white t-shirt, a little splert
Suot ang birkenstock, pula, dark
What amazing to me, sa isang tabi
Umupo ang magandang young lady
I was acting shy, walang hi hi
Patuloy sa pagkain french tinapay
I gave the waitress two hundred bucks
Para ating alamin ang pangalan, shocks
Well, to my surprise, ako'y takang-taka
Nang sabihin ng waitress, Shanana-nana
Shook the girl's hand, Andrew E. my name
"Yeah, I know. Wanna go polo?"
G Am
Yeah, so kinausap ko si Shanana-nana, kinausap in the morning
Pumunta kami sa Polo nanana, pumunta in the sunshine
G Am
Pinakita ang kabayo nanana, pinakita in the evening
Pero sabi ni Shanana-nana, "'drew I'll just do it for you, ha"
No problem
(Do chord pattern: G-Am-D-G-)
So sa polo club she showed me around
Ang daming kabayo lying on the ground
It was a nice day, got nothing to say
Rich girl nagpapakain ng dayame
Sasali siya sa East Asian games
Para like Andrew E. magkaroon ng name
She held my hand, can't understand
Why you doin' that girl, I'm not even your man
So with no remorse, kwadra ng horse
Sa may golf course, end oh yeah, of course
Suot ang khaki pants na louis vuitton
Nangabayo siya with her boots on
But then tinanong ko siya, what the horse's name
Sumagot Shanana-nana, just the same
Sabi niya thank you, nagpasalamat
"'Drew help my horse sa back"
G Am
Sure, pinaliguan ko si Shanana-nana, pinaliguan in the morning
Kinuskos ko si Shanana, kinuskos in the sunshine
G Am
Sinabon ko si Shanana-nana, sinabon in the evening
Pero ang sabi ni Shanana-nana, "'drew I'll just do it for you, ha"
No problem
G Am
Nilabas ko si Shanana-nana, nilabas ko in the morning
Sinakyan ko si Shanana-nana, sinakyan ko in the sunshine
G Am
Kinabayo ko si Shanana-nana, kinabayo in the evening
Pero ang sabi ni Shanana-nana, "'drew I'll just do it for you, ha"
No problem
(Do chord pattern: G-Am-D-G-)
So pagkatapos noon pagod na pagod
Nanginginig pa ang aking tuhod
Stop sandali, took a little rest
I felt so good and it was the best
The horse wanted more, kaya of course
Nagtuloy ang backriding hanggang golf course
We had lots of fun riding under the sun
I had a joy ride but I'm not yet done
Binalik ang horse sa kulungan
Kami ni Shanana-nana nagbulungan
Your place or mine, my place or yours
So we can eat merienda behind close doors
Tinanong ko siya, "was I good enough?"
Sabi niya, "Not bad, but your ride is up"
Natuwa si Shanana-nana, my new found friend
Sabi niya "again, again, again"
G Am
Pinagbigyan ko si Shanana-nana, pinagbigyan in the morning
Binak-ride ko si Shanana-nana, binak-ride ko in the sunshine
G Am
Kinabayo ko si Shanana-nana, again, kinabayo in the evening
Pero ang sabi ni Shanana-nana, "'drew don't tell anybody ha"
CHORUS:
My name is what?!
My name is who?!
Yo!, Rubber Dickey!
Have you ever heard about this little thing
Maliet pero kasiyahan ang bini-bring
At binibigay at dinudulot
Binibili pero di mapupulot
Kumukulot ang 'yong forehead, why?
Kasi hindi mo alam where to buy
So stop, look & listen
Pay close attention
This is something that I have to mention
For sure, wala 'to sa Manila
O sa mga mall na pwede kang pumila
Robinson's, Megamall at Glorietta
Pupusta ako, hindi ka makakakita
Sa Divisoria or even sa Binondo
Check it out meron sa Redondo Beach
That is why I am here to teach
Rubber Dickey, hum! 20 dollars each
CHORUS:
My name is what?!
My name is who?!
Yo!, Rubber Dickey!
And so across the mile, PLDT ka dumial
1-800 RUBBER DICKEY free trial
You were really trying, trying real hard
Na ma-i-charge mo sa Visa mo, sa MasterCard
Pero 'di mo na tinuloy ang transaction
Kaya Rubber Dickey missing in action
Too bad, girl, how lonely can you get?
So take a bath na lang, no time to get wet
And one time, meron sa 'yong bumubulong
Available daw ito sa Hong Kong
Well, narinig mo rin available sa Australia
Dun nagpabili ka rin di ba? Oh Yeah!
Sa mga classmates nakipag-unahan
Nang malaman mong available sa Shinjuki Japan
Waiting for the chance, she anticipates
Nag-pauwi ng Rubber Dickey from the States
CHORUS:
My name is what?!
My name is who?!
Yo!, Rubber Dickey!
Now that meron ka na, ginagamit mo na
Boyfriend mo girl, tinabi mo na
Useless na kasi, greaseless pa
Rubber Dickey pang pamilya, pang i-sport pa
Before Rubber Dickey, ikaw ay nag-iitch
But now sanay ka na at di na masakitch
Rubber Dickey window, Rubber Dickey door
Rubber Dickey kitchen, Rubber Dickey floor
But then one time nakalimutan mo
Na itago ang Rubber Dickey mo
Sinampal ka ni Mommy at minura-mura ka
Merong nagsumbong kaya nagdududa ka
Si brother, si sister o maging si yaya
You were really mad kasi napahiya ka
Pero sabi mo, who cares nangyari na
Next time you will buy na lang extra.
CHORUS:
My name is what?!
My name is who?!
Wala akong salitang mahanap sa dictionary
Para i-describe ka na parang pictionary
Hindi ako visionary para malaman
Basta alam ko lang, sa 'yo talaga ako tinamaan
Ng husto - isipin mo - parang dart - bull's eye
I can't deny - you're sweet as a pie - no lie
My, my , my , lean on me - true love is on me
Nahulog ako agad sa 'yo parang sang Nozomi
Na bullet train - pero di ko ma-explain
Basta alam ko lang "I'm in love" simple and plain
So don't fear me - ya gotta hear me - pakinggan mo 'ko
Please, sana matutuhan mo ring ibigin mo 'ko
So tingnan mo 'ko, so you can test my sincerity
Tapat baby - kahit ako celebrity
I'll celebrate - but for now I can't wait
Sa isang katulad mo na aking maka-date
CHORUS:
Oh babe, isang ngiti mo lang
Pawi na ang aking lumbay
H'wag ka lamang tatawa
Baka ako'y matunaw na
Oh babe - I'm mad about you
Pero ang kinakatakot ko - girl how about you?
I hope you like me the way I like you - I'm on guard
Baka i-disregard na parang Michael Jordan card
Or just shoo me away - boo me away
If I give you roses maybe you'll just throw it away
Huwag naman sana - bigyan mo naman sana - ng panahon
Ang puso kong umaasa sana
Na pansinin pagkat ako'y nagpapapansin
At mahalin pagkat ako'y nagmamahal din
Girl, hindi mo ba alam - oh babe - isang ngiti mo lang
Wala na ang aking lumbay - pansinin mo lang
Bigyan mo lang - ng puwang - aking feelings
My heart will jump from the floor up to the ceiling
Basta paalala - 'wag ka lang tatawa
Baka ito mawarat at hindi ko na kaya
CHORUS:
Oh babe, isang ngiti mo lang
Pawi na ang aking lumbay
H'wag ka lamang tatawa
Baka ako'y matunaw na
Oh babe, ako ay talagang loko sa iyo
Sa true love mo ako na-i-in-love
Babe, ano ba naman ang sikreto mo
At ako ay nabihag mo ng husto
I hope the best will happen to me
Liligawan - papasagutin - until you marry me
And make you happy - every day of your life
I'm the happiest man in the world if you can be my wife
And i'll waste no time - girl - so I can really serve you
Nasa bahay ako agad - wala nang curfew, curfew
I'll never hurt you, and that is what I promise
Bigyan ka ng romansa na napakatamis
But I'm dreaming - at lagi na lang nahihibang
Sa pag-ibig mo - lagi na lang nag-aabang
Mula sa heaven above - hulugan ako ng grasya
Coz it's you and it's your love that I'll treasure
Everyday of my life - 'til the end of time
Hopin' and prayin' that I can make you mine
At 'pag ikaw ay akin na, I'm alive like El Shaddai
Coz ikaw lang ang girl who can make me cry
CHORUS:
Oh babe, isang ngiti mo lang
Pawi na ang aking lumbay
H'wag ka lamang tatawa
Baka ako'y matunaw na
Oh babe, ako ay talagang loko sa iyo
Sa true love mo ako na-i-in-love
Babe, ano ba naman ang sikreto mo
Guess what, you know last night
Yo, it was the best
I met a pretty girlie na taga-IS
Mayro'n siyang mga kasama, four to make it sure
Isa lang ang aking napuna, lahat sila demure
Kaya't ang sabi niya, "Hey Andrew,
I would like you to meet my friends";
And believe me, lahat sila ay may Mercedez Benz
This is Ana, this is Karen, this is Tanya, this is Jill
Lahat sila nakatira sa San Lorenzo Ville
Among the four, kay Ana, ako napatingin
At pagkatapos no'n si Ana ay biglang lumapit sa 'kin
Tinanong niya 'ko "Hey Andrew, can I have your number too?";
Sumagot ako, "801-67-22";
Okey then, kami'y nag-party yo! till the break of dawn
Umuwi ako sa bahay then natulog ako maghapon
And you know, ako'y ginising and talagang na-shock
'Cause nag-ring ang aking phone
Kaninang two 'o clock
So I got my wireless telephone, ang sabi ko, "Hello"
Sumagot siya, "Hey Andrew, can I ask you, can you go?";
And sabi ko, "Ana, go where?";
Ang sabi niya, "Come over here
Andrew, let's eat some pizza
And, Andrew let's drink some beer";
So after twenty minutes I was knocking on her door
Nakita ko si Ana, she was lying on the floor
Ako'y kanyang tinawag and you know alam n'yo ba?
Ang sabi niya sa 'kin
"Andrew, Andrew, are you ready na?"
Andrew Ford Medina
Pagkatapos noon, alam n'yo ba?
We went to the garage
And sabi n'ya sa akin
Hey Andrew, can you give me a massage?
Hinilot ko ang front
Pati ang kanyang back
Then, Ana squeezed me tight
And then she gave me a smack
But ako'y biglang tinulak
So, ako'y napaupo
At ang sabi niya sa akin,
Andrew huwag na huwag kang tatayo
Lumayo siya sa akin kaya't akoy kinabahan
At pagkatapos no'n siya ay
sumayaw sa harapan
Andrew Ford Medina
Hey DJ let me hear some scratch
oh no.... oh yeah... oh no
Kaya't yumakap siya sa akin
At ako'y hinalikan
Nang gigigil siya sa akin ayaw niya akong tigilan
At ang sabi niya "Andrew, I wanna make love with you"
"Can you do me a little favor? Can I always be with you?"
But akoy biglang nagulat nang bumukas ang pinto
It was Ana's elder sister so kami napahinto
There was nothing we could do it was a pain in the ass
But nang sabihin ng kanyang ate
"Ana Ana can I join?";
Andrew Ford Medina
Get down
[Talking: Tupac]
Because I can't always be in the Bay
And I know how the Bay is the Bay is the side people man if you ain't there they goin talk about'cha
So I want them to know, I love you I feel you I'm representing for you
So I know I gotta certain amount of acclaim and everything so I bring the Bay with me
I know E-40 is what I was when I was with digital underground
He is the Bay right now...
E-For-Ty
E-For-Ty
E-For-Ty
E-For...
[Hook: x2]
E-For-Ty (what's my name?)
E-For-Ty (who I came to see?)
E-For-Ty (who got the most game?)
E-For-Ty (what they call me?)
[Verse 1: E-40]
Ugh! Back like I never left
Fake niggas hate me real niggas love me to death
I used to be broke when I was a child
Now I'm papered up, I'm what they call a cash cow
Y'all grew up on this thow
I'm the 'with that was' and the 'with that is' right now
(What else pimp?) I fucks with everybody that somebody
They're out there yes the little people and the nobodies
My jeopardy got it tatted on my arm
I am terract where Ron Jeremy is deformed
Unique people love the way I speak
"That nigga 40 a fool, he be having me weak" (Ugh)
The voice of the soil face of the Bay say what the people wanna say what they gotta I like to stay
So they count on me to be later the way they threw me
You see the realest rapper alive you niggas live through me
BIATCH!
[Hook x2]
[Verse 2:]
Ugh! Gas no surpass now I'm outlasting em
Damn your favorite rapper he's no match form
Nigga disrespect I'll bring his hat too em
Spend a little change have a friend shoe em
Workaholic I'm hungrier than you dudes
One thing about me is I bust moves
I stay coming with slaps
Every time I drop an album people expect that
All the way through front and back
After all these years that nigga can still rap (UGH)
Earth quaking, heavy rotation
2 AM in the morning after the club at the gas station
All you hear is my mackin ass
And I'm jocking the crack drive-thru getting they food fast
Accompaniment the wolf (who else?)
The pen players and the pushers
[Hook x2]
[Verse 3:]
Out with the old and in with the new
I should of said in with the old and out with the new
Whoopin ass with this tongue fool you got mo' sales than me
But I got more respect than you (Ugh)
I'm from the gang cooking burgers in the kitchen
Used to get off weight like nutri system
Alot of my lamas locked up in prison (who?)
Free Mack West and Katie Stuntz, missing
Ugh! Always on the move?
I stick to the script plus strictly by the old school rules
Might not work destruction but I talk twos
Hammers is staple it'll knock ya out the shoes (BLAH)
My life ain't never been no peach cobbler
What is the Bay without war?
When there's a drought, I'm sorta like a force of nature
I used to sprinkle em but now I make it shower
INTRO:
Ay naku kasi ano
Ang hihilig kasi sa magagandang lalaki
Ang hilig sa magagandang babae
O anong napala n'yo e 'di wala
Kaya kung ako sa inyo
Makinig na lang kayo sa sasabihin ko
Humanahap ka ng pangit at ibigin mong tunay
'Yan ang dapat mong gawin
Kaya makinig ka sa akin
And it goes a little something like this
Kung gusto mong lumigaya ang iyong buhay
Humanap ka ng pangit at ibigin mong tunay
Isang pangit na talagang 'di mo matanggap
At h'wag ang lalaki na iyong pangarap
Ngunit handang-handang iwanan ka naman sa sandali
Na ikaw ay wala nang ibigay, 'di ba?
Kaya pangit na lalaki ang hanapin mo 'day
Kung hindi, sige ka puso mo'y mabibiyak
Mawalay man ang pangit hindi ka iiyak
CHORUS:
Humanap ka ng pangit
(H'wag na oy! )
Humanap ka ng pangit
(H'wag na oy! )
Humanap ka ng pangit
(H'wag na oy! )
Ibigin mong tunay
(H'wag na oy! )
(H'wag na oy! )
Isang pangit na babae na mayroong pagtingin
Mangaliwa ka man ah sige lang
Andiyan pa rin
Pagka't ikaw talaga ang kanyang pag-aari
Pag-isipan kang iwanan hindi na maaari
At kung malingat ka man h'wag mag-alala
Sigurado ka naman walang makikipag-kilala
Kung kasama mo siya 'di bale na katakutan okey lang
Kung ikaw naman ay paglilingkuran
CODA:
Kaya't para lumigaya ang iyong buhay
Humanap ka ng pangit at ibigin mong tunay
At kung hindi, sige ka puso mo'y mabibiyak
Mahiwalay man ang pangit hindi ka iiyak 'di ba?
Sasabihin ko sa inyo kung ano ang nangyari
Na may na-date akong isang pangit na babae
Manliligaw daw niya ay talagang ang dami
Hinding-hindi na nanaisin yaman ng mundo Basta't maging isang guwapong katulad ko Ako na lang palagi ang bukang bibig Mga babae hinihimatay, kinikilig Ang pakiramdam ng lahat tinamaan ng kidlat Kapag nakita na nila akong kumikindat At pag ako'y dumadaan lahat napapa-"Hi!" Pati mga nagsasama ay tulo laway Chorus: Mahirap mahirap ang maging pogi Mahirap mahirap ang maging pogi Mahirap mahirap ang maging pogi Mahirap mahirap ang maging pogi Bambang girls ay nagkakagulo 'Di malaman ang gagawin pag nakita na ako At pag nasilayan mula sa itaas Nahuhulog ang mga namimitas ng bayabas Mga babaeng may isdang kinakaliskisan Pag nakita na ako bigla bigla nang nagtatagal At mga kamay na galing sa puwit ng kaldero Sa sobra ang galak hinihimas ang mukha ko At pag ang aking kiss biglang fly nang fly Nababagsakan pati puno ng saging Ngunit isang bagay lamang pinagsisihan ko Na ipinanganak sa mundo poging tulad ko Here we go! Chorus: Mahirap mahirap ang maging pogi Mahirap mahirap ang maging pogi Mahirap mahirap ang maging pogi Mahirap mahirap ang maging pogi ----------------------------------
Pagkatapos kong mag-emcee sa Euphoria nung nakaraang Sabado Ako'y nagpunta, alam n'yo ba Sa fav'rite hang-out ko 7-11 Quezon City, yo, don ako napadpad Walang katau-tao don, and yo, it was so sad Nang may biglang pumasok, isang chick, ooh, ang ganda Hmm, nakakainis, walang mintis pati ang kutis n'ya Mata n'ya ay kulay brown, mayron s'yang brace sa ngipin Kamukha s'ya ni Rita Avila kung iisipin Katawan n'ya'y 36-24-34, Sa pa'nong paraan kaya ako makaka-score Magaling s'yang pumorma, suot n'ya ay hanging shirt Nang dumukot s'ya ng pera, umangat ang kanyang skirt Kaya't ako'y biglang nagsabi, "Hey girl, I like your style" S'ya'y kumagat din, kumindat at nagpakita ng smile Tinanong n'ya 'ko, "Hey, aren't you Andrew o' Euphoria" Sumagot s'ya, "Hi, Andrew, my name is Binibi Rocha." Chorus: (No chords) Binibi Rocha, Binibi Rocha You know what (now), Talagang type na type ko s'ya Binibi Rocha, Binibi Rocha You know what, in love ako sa beauty n'ya One more time in the place
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