A Derailment of Vibrancies

Posted on August 31, 2012 by

By Dave P. “Kiddy Killing Karriages De-railed by Do-Gooder. Bathers Beach Freo after recent vibrancy upgrade. ” Couldn’t have worked Klowns or Kidogo into that Dave P?

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Boxes

Posted on August 30, 2012 by

Two letterboxes from RubyRuby and associate.  The locations of these holes not disclosed. The first one surely South Fremantle? Nice plaintive oyster shell on the pebble dash.

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Fix this corner

Posted on August 29, 2012 by

Yeah, fix this fucking corner Gosnells Council. And while you are at it, fix this fucking graffiti problem. I have the sender listed as Sarah H and Samantha H. Either I have drunkenly typed the contact info (dude unlikely! How dare you!) or Sarah H doesn’t know her own name. In any case, thanks.
Sarah/Sam says, “Corner of Bannister Road and Nicholson Road in Canning Vale. The City of Gosnells put a telegraph pole in the middle of the turn off then thought better of it…2yrs ago. The pot-hole has been surrounded by cones ever since, along with the footpath and the non-existent curbing.”

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Happy Birthday Pedo

Posted on August 28, 2012 by

By me. On road across from Bayswater Council, Embleton.

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My Slut

Posted on August 27, 2012 by

But if your ute is a slut, wouldn’t (ar)sole ownership be contraindicated? If your ute is monogamous, ie owned by you, then how could it drive slutewise? Wouldn’t it have to be driven by just about anyone? I don’t get it, but I suppose it gets guffaws in Katanning, Corrigin, or Williams. By NF#1 West Leederville.

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Outrage Sunday 67 politics

Posted on August 26, 2012 by

How can we, that sign worsting there,
Our affection stick
On ‘Diss or on Svenkage
Or on Pinder politics?
Yet here an unravelled man knows
What he grafs about,
And there’s a semiotician
That has read, not sought,
And maybe guv’mint spin is true
Of streets and street parking,
But O that I were in my Jizz
And hear a dog barking!

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Weekend Worstoff 215

Posted on August 25, 2012 by

Have we had Freo’s little tykes before? Still worth it. From Alan H.
Niaal reports from the corner of Hay and Penis in Subiaco. (All quiet apparently.)
Pete F. Sends a photo with the enigmatic title FKUW (Willetton). It’s Pete F. So I guess he knows what he’s doing.
And Rolly found Phil McCavity’s friend on Gum Tree.
Worst Well.

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