Pastor Deacon Fred

Pastor Deacon Fred

@DeaconFred

Pastor of America's (God's) Favorite Place of Worship: Landover Baptist Church

Freehold, Iowa · http://www.landoverbaptist.org

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  1. Feb 14

    m@. m@m. ## #. @@ #. #. #@cx

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  2. Dec 29, 2011

    Well what do you know! I made headlines again this year:

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  3. Dec 18, 2011

    I'd like to wish a Happy Hanukkah to everyone who killed my Savior.

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  4. Dec 17, 2011

    It has been a pleasure, brother Hitchens. May the scent of your burning flesh in hell be the most pleasing unto the nostrils of the Lord.

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  5. Dec 12, 2011

    CVS blasphemes the Nativity by replacing Jesus with that stupid yellow bird named after an orgy in upstate NY

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  6. Dec 11, 2011

    Thanks to an angry mob of Baptists, that Pagan pedophile, Santa Claus, is in critical condition!

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  7. Dec 10, 2011

    At Des Moines Mall with Baptist prayer squad, putting Santa under citizens arrest - in parking lot, large crowd, bats and fellowship

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  8. Dec 9, 2011

    I just led someone to Christ using less than 100 alpha/numeric characters! Shout, Glory!

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  9. Dec 3, 2011

    This year's most dangerous Christmas toys!:

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  10. Nov 28, 2011

    Say "Merry Christmas" or may you ROAST LIKE A CHESTNUT ON AN OPEN FIRE IN HELL! - Cyber Monday, Landover Baptist Style:

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  11. Nov 21, 2011

    Local Indians in Iowa told to STAY AWAY from Thanksgiving Festivities - Read More:

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  12. Oct 27, 2011

    Taking grandson 2 hunt witches tonight. They are pale faced, morbidly obese, pierced, tattooed & live in the forest. They's called Wiccans!

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  13. Oct 17, 2011

    Children's Halloween Costumes or Evolutionist Propaganda:

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  14. Oct 16, 2011

    Mitt Romney Believes that Satan is the Brother of Jesus Christ and that Black folks didn't go to Heaven before 1978:

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  15. May 15, 2011

    God is Striking the Deep South! Tornadoes and Flooding are Biblical: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/2011/may/godstrikesamerica.html

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  16. Apr 3, 2011

    our missionary to Japan says there was no looting because they don't have any black people

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  17. Dec 19, 2010

    FREE DOWNLOADABLE CHRISTMAS GIFTS FROM LANDOVER BAPTIST CHURCH: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/cards/index.html

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  18. Dec 17, 2010

    SARAH PALIN'S OFFICIAL XMAS CARD: Say MERRY CHRIST-mas or you damn... http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist/5955454 OMG!

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  19. Dec 10, 2010

    Christmas Gifts for Atheists??? http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist/6475533

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  20. Dec 9, 2010

    Ho! Ho! Ho! God Isn't Real Either! OMG! You Have to See This Blasphemous Christmas CRAP! http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist/6960361

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