Tweets

  1. 2h

    Check out my Speedtest result! A lousy 6 mbps download speed.

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  2. 9 Jan

    Check out my Ookla Speedtest result! 3 mbs download. Sucks. @twcablenyc

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  3. 1 Oct

    GOP demand #32--We want more of those delicious little crumb cakes in the House cloakroom. Non-negotiable.

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  4. 5 Sep

    Internet out since 5 pm -- when i calll TWC no explanation and annoying recorded message -- won't let me talk to a human.

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  5. 23 May

    Secretly Gay Scoutmasters Vote to Admit Openly Gay Scouts

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  6. 25 Apr

    An entire wing of the Bush Library will feature an exhibition of all of his lies. Also, there's an exhibit, "The Pretzel Incident."

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  7. 25 Apr

    F. Luntz calls Limbaugh "problematic" for GOP -- has to create misleading phrase like "death tax" " to describe him.

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  8. 20 Mar

    Politicians fail at grammar yet again : Sequester is not a noun, it's a verb. "Morons" is a noun.

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  9. 20 Mar

    Meet the new Pope, same as the old Pope.

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  10. 7 Jan 13

    WHat the fork? Fork that electronically monitors the speed of eating and counts your forkfuls. Read the comments.

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  11. 21 Dec 12

    At the very least, the end of the world should have resulted in some amazing internet discounts.

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  12. 14 Nov 12

    U.S. Military Apparently Run by Very Horny People, Says FBI

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  13. 10 Nov 12

    Word. RT : Having sex with your biographer is unquestionably more exciting than having sex with your autobiographer.

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  14. 9 Nov 12

    RT @_ossian_: Some people didn't have affairs. Henr Hyde had a midage "youthful indisgression" and Gingrich was really "loving his country."

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  15. 9 Nov 12

    If everyone in Washington who's having an affair resigned they'd have to hold a special election for the entire Congress.

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  16. 9 Nov 12

    RT : Every Pundit on the Right: I was wrong about everything I said pre-election, so heed my advice about what we must do now.

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  17. 9 Nov 12

    Oh this is great. Only three days after the election and I've gone from Mitt Romney's bullshit back to John Boehner's bullshit.

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  18. 6 Nov 12

    MSNBC reports 2 and 1/2 hour waits to vote on the Upper East Side of NYC. !

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  19. 6 Nov 12

    : Absurdly high priced cable glitching in order to destroy lavish Election Day party. Will listen on wireless.

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  20. 6 Nov 12

    Little People Vote Ignored Again, Says National Coalition of Tiny Persons

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