• Our boys are on the cover of Rolling Stone this month, and in the online edition you can find a wonderful behind-the-scenes video interview that includes a wonderful moment where wonderful Aaron Paul nuzzles a wonderful lamb. It’s all just too much. -RollingStone
• The trailer for the new season (“series”) (“if you must”) of Dr. Who was released today. I wonder what kind of adventures his closet will take him on this time around, right? That Dr. Who! He’ll get into anything. -Guardian
• Kyle Newman, director of Fanboys, has signed on to direct Chewie, the behind-the-scenes story about Chewbacca from Star Wars. I’m telling you think because I know you are a nerd. -io9
• This “excited train guy” video has been going around a lot today and I talked to Gabe about it this morning and he asked if it wasn’t just a double rainbow guy parody and now HyperVocal is asking the same thing. Why aren’t more people asking this important question? -HyperVocal
• FilmDrunk has a post up called “a brief cinematic history of women with more than two breasts.” Can you guess everything they mention before you click through? Probably, right? Gross. You are so gross and weird. -FilmDrunk
• You may unfortunately remember “Tan Mom,” the mom who tans and also I think brought her daughter to tan with her and that was the controversy? And I’m sure she was on morning shows to talk about it? Who knows. Anyway she is a little less tan now, tell all ur friens. -Dlisted
• Speaking of things that are horrible and let’s never actually talk about them, but just so we all keep up to date on the state of things: There is a show on TLC called My Teen Is Pregnant And So Am I. Pretty cool stuff! -Uproxx

BREAKING NEWS: all the women died today when their hearts exploded out through their vaginas upon seeing this photo of a smiling Idris Elba holding a very adorable dog in a room with tasteful and eclectic wallpaper. At first the women were only SEVERELY INJURED (vaginally) by the photo of a smiling Idris Elba holding a very adorable dog in a room with tasteful and eclectic wallpaper, but upon noticing a lighted glass case filled with high-heeled shoes, gourmet cupcakes, and CHAMPAGNE ON ICE in the background, they immediately died. R.I.P. to all the women and a lot of the men, too. They are survived by Idris Elba and the adorable dog. (Via Pajiba.)

THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. For those of you still holding out hope both that Ghostbusters 3 will eventually be made and that Bill Murray will reprise his role as Peter Venkman, this is a good news/bad news/bad news situation. DROP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND LISTEN. The good news is that Dan Aykroyd is still saying that Ghostbusters 3 is going to happen and the bad news is that you’re going to need to get a life and the other bad news is, when asked if Bill Murray would be a part of the cast, Aykroyd responded: “No, I can tell you he won’t be involved.” THIS IS NOT A TEST! REEEER REEEEER REEEER. From Metro:

It’s sad but we’re passing it on to a new generation. Ghostbusters 3 can be a successful movie without Bill. My preference would be to have him involved but at this point he doesn’t seem to be coming and we have to move on. It’s time to make the third one.

I REPEAT: THIS IS NOT A TEST. All of those other times Bill Murray said he wasn’t going to be in Ghostbusters 3, over and over again, including the time when he shred the script, were NOT FALSE RUMORS! THAT IS OF COURSE UNLESS THIS ONE IS A FALSE RUMOR! We will all just have to wait to see Bill Murray’s response to Dan Aykroyd’s confirmation that Bill Murray’s announcement that he is not going to take part in Ghostbusters 3 is true. The world is waiting, Bill Murray! ARE YOU IN OR ARE YOU OUT?!

There wasn’t a time in Joey’s life when he could remember not feeling lonely. As a child he was home-schooled by his brother Jack, who was actually two years younger than he was, but very forceful. His parents ran away very early on in his life, leaving him and his brother with no one to make them socialize or go to school or eat anything that wasn’t just the garbage they found on the ground in the woods, which is where they lived. To be honest, Jack wasn’t a bad teacher. You might be thinking, “How could he not be a bad teacher, as far as we know he was a very young child who was never taught anything and never had any parents and lived in the woods and I’m still not even sure how these children survived at all? I’m really trying to get on board with this story, but you’re making it very difficult.” O ye of little faith! What Jack lacked in actual knowledge, he more than made up for in false knowledge and also knowledge of woodworking and, like, wood mechanics or I don’t know. One day Joey came to him with a question: “Jack,” he said, “Can you teach me how to build a friend? I am very lonely.” Jack responded, “I have taught you everything I know already many times over, you should be able to build whatever you want.” Ignited with the flame of hard-won knowledge, Joey gathered materials from the forest and set on to build his friend. He built his friend to play one simple “guess which hand the marble is in” game — that is all Joey needed. He also built him with sunglasses on, because Joey knew what those were. When he friend was complete, Joey turned him on.

By now you have definitely heard at least something about this Chick-Fil-A stuff, right? You’re on Facebook. Everything’s happenin’ on Facebook these days! Anyway, this chain restaurant that sells hamburgers made out of chicken has openly supported conservative Christian politics for years, but recently became aggressively vocal in their disparagement of gay marriage. This has made the gay community (and lots of non-gay people) angry. The problem seemed at first to be in the conflict between hot-button politics and delicious, delicious sandwiches. (For those of us who do not shove our faces full of garbage on a daily basis, it was a little less cut and dry, although we all still agree that gay people should be allowed to get married because WHAT WORLD EVEN IS THIS ANYMORE, right?) OK, so, about a week ago, I touched on the Chick-Fil-A thing in a post about Antoine Dodson, OBVIOUSLY, Antoine Dodson being the fulcrum for all things important. My point at the time was basically that some portion of pretty much every dollar you spend every single day goes to support something that you whole-heartedly disagree with and maybe even abhor. So, while the political statement of refusing to patronize a particular business is totally valid and I support anyone who choses to voice their opinion through their purchasing power (however weak this statement often feels), I felt that people could eat Chick-Fil-A sandwiches without being demonized as hate-filled bigotry-mongers. You should take some care in how you spend your money and be as aware as possible of what you are “saying” with your purchases, but if someone wanted a chicken sandwich for lunch and they bought a Chick-Fil-A Chicken Whopper, that maybe this wasn’t the most devious of anti-gay political statements. I am now here to say fuck this, the game done changed, boycott Chick-Fil-A.

Here’s what happened: