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Protected by the blood of Jesus—24 hours

Somehow I reckon a sturdy locked door, a fairly modern CCTV system or possibly a rottweiler would be a better ‘protection’ system.  Or perhaps just some menacing-looking pensioner armed with nothing but the pictured hatstand and a lusty grin. And they overcame him by the blood of the Lamb, and by the word of their [...]

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What “skeptics” believe

I’m not a huge follower of the CAM movement as they generally appear to be quackers enough for me to dismiss en masse, but they do have their followers and supporters, and they’ve recently be been busy on Twitter, mostly circling like decrepit vultures around the Shorty awards. Anyway, there’s this one guy who calls [...]

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Mohammed is no Ripley

No, not the Ripley from Alien, but the other one, the one of weird shit fame. Forget Ripley’s Believe It Or Not; instead we now have Mohammed’s Believe It Or Else! (PDF) Here’s a sample of the insanity… /hattip to Mark D in a comment over at Unreasonable Faith.

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Creationists admit lying for Jesus

From the William Crawley’s blog over at the BBC: On today’s Sunday Sequence, the CEO of Creation Ministries UK responded to claims by one of the world’s leading authorities on evolution that he was duped into appearing in an anti-Darwinian film. Professor Peter Bowler, the author of a biography of Charles Darwin and many other [...]

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Confessions of a Lapsed [Person Who Doesn't Believe In Gods]

Jenn Q Public (“one part reason, two parts awesome” – LOL!) is apparently a lapsed atheist. Sorry, I meant Atheist. The capitalisation is important, you see, because that means that Atheists are Dogmatic, Militant, Intolerant, and all of those other extra-bad qualities that only atheists (sorry, Atheists) exhibit and is never, ever, ever found in [...]

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BBC: Fundie jews sue over automated lights

In a truly bizarre and ass-backwards world, I can imagine a crazy scenario where insane jews would be able to sue the company that maintains their holiday property if they install automatic motion-detector light systems… no, wait… From the “You can’t make this shit up (unless you’re a religious nutter)” department: A couple have taken [...]

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Erm, whut?

Apparently this blog has been chosen (with 60 others) for an award: the “Holy Blasphemy BEST Atheist/Skeptic (sic) Site Award 2009″. The donor of same doesn’t consider themselves an “Atheist” (sic) but does believe in astrology and the power of gemstones. I wonder how they feel qualified to judge sceptical or atheist web sites when [...]

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Inside the mind of a fundamentalist christian cartoonist

It’s a scary place, but I’ll let the images speak for themselves.

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Retarded Quote of the Day

Is the carbon dioxide that humans exhale a public danger? — framing question from an “article” on christian fundie “news” site OneNewsNow. /hattip: Bay of Fundie

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A cargo cult vs christianity

The description of the John Frum cargo cult was taken from this BBC News article, Cargo cult lives on in South Pacific. John Frum cargo cult Christianity Believers are convinced that John Frum was an American. Believers are convinced that Jesus was a dying/rising man-god. Devotees say that the ghost of a mystical white man [...]

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Pretend ‘mass’ kits for catholic kids

I kid you not (no pun intended). Fisher Price didn’t even get a look-in. My Mass Kit is the flagship product in the Wee Believersâ„¢1 Catholic toy line. This innovative[!], educational[!] and entertaining[!] soft-sculpture toy is aimed at play for boys ages 3-12. Children will enjoy “playing Mass” using this kit as a part of [...]

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Forgive us when we cock things up

From the “You couldn’t make this shit up” department: This story from the Romford Recorder is just too precious retarded: A PEARLY Queen’s Cockey slang version of the Lord’s Prayer recited during a formal council meeting has sparked an official complaint. The modern interpretation of the prayer was brought to the Town Hall by the [...]

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BBC: Nun fight!

Really, you couldn’t make it up! Here’s a strange one, courtesy of those crazy Italian catholics: A convent in Italy is being shut down after a fight between its last three remaining nuns. So badly did relations deteriorate between the sisters of Santa Clara in Bari that the Mother Superior ended up in hospital with [...]

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