Tag Archives: LOL

Creationist humour(!)

Who knew? I certainly didn’t. And, I’ll make mention now that it’s christian OEC, not YEC. As if that makes it much better, but I’ll let you be the judge of that. God Sues Researchers for DNA Piracy Patent Office Discovers 17-Billion-Year-Old Filing in Archives It’s kind of amusing, but not a patch on the [...]

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Mohammed is no Ripley

No, not the Ripley from Alien, but the other one, the one of weird shit fame. Forget Ripley’s Believe It Or Not; instead we now have Mohammed’s Believe It Or Else! (PDF) Here’s a sample of the insanity… /hattip to Mark D in a comment over at Unreasonable Faith.

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Like father, like son

From comicblasphemy.com (NSFW, more often than not).

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Christian fundies vs Star Wars

This is just too funny! What is the better vessel? Noah’s ark or the Millennium Falcon? Well, Noah’s ark is real, and the Millennium Falcon is… is fake. ROFLcopter is, by far, a better vessel than Noah’s boat: at least it can fly. As one interviewee describes the actions of these godbots: People will go [...]

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Telegraph: God-botherers upset over pen marks in book of fairy tales

Actually, the title of The Telegraph article is “Art gallery invites visitors to deface the Bible“, which isn’t particularly accurate either, according to the “facts” as presented in the article itself. The article opens: The open Bible is part of the Made in God’s Image exhibition at the Gallery of Modern Art (Goma) in Glasgow. [...]

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I get (fundi)email

Well, this is interesting. Well, not really, but I don’t often get Ray ‘Tampon-Case’ Comfort style/quality email trying to get me to think that I’m scum and need a zombie to apologise to for it. If you’re interested, the email I got is below the fold, but this was my rather brief response: Sorry, but [...]

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The Grim Paradolia

I presume that this “image” was “captured” just moments before Jesus is supposed to have said what Jesus was supposed to have said just before he kicked the bucket bought the farm handed in his chips had his card punched 404ed himself went on a date with Princess Di put on a red shirt and [...]

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£75 of awesome sceptical activist WIN!

Now here’s an example of great sceptical activism, all centred around the ongoing BCA vs Simon Singh libel claim and recent ASA adjudication on chiropractic advertising. Simon over at Adventures in nonsense has been busying himself recently: For some time, chiropractic has managed to get away with being the acceptable face of alternative medicine. With [...]

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The Holy Gospel of the Easter Bunny

‘Tis a very sad but obviously true tale. I also now know why dogs can’t have chocolate. /hattip: Atheist Movies

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Understanding christian sectarianism

One of the things that has always confused me is the actual differences between the major sub-flavours of christianity. Sure, I was aware of the various labels and that they had some kind of meaning, but could never quite understand the (ahem) nuances of each sect’s special (and obviously perfect) interpretation of their magic book [...]

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The christian bible — tl;dr version

Just come across this. Apologies if you’ve seen it all before: Old Testament: God creates the universe and he sees it and it’s serious business, but then Satan pretends to be a snake and trolls Eve, telling her ” Apple or GTFO”(cuz she was already showing tits). She chooses the former and then her and [...]

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Word of the day: qu’randemonium

From the same people that brought us pearl clutchers and koranimals, I present to you: qu’randemonium The chaos that inevitably ensues when readers of Mad Mo’s Book of Nonsense try to follow, or impose, their own rules. Whether they’re running their own country or trying to ruin someone else’s, it’ll end in qu’randemonium. /hattip: remigius

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Mohammed Brand Condoms

Warning: if you’re one of those muslims that gets upset at the drop of a hat kufi or because you think a bunch of letters arranged in the sequence M O H A M M E D have some special or magical significance, you probably shouldn’t watch the following video. Really. I mean it. Because [...]

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Pharyngula’s Titanoboa/Jesus Photoshop challenge

From here.

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The Guardian: If… – ‘My chin is lookin’ kinda long’

Steve Bell’s If… cartoon strip in The Guardian today had me chuckling into my hot caffeinated beverage: Embiggen this cartoon on The Guardian’s site.

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