The Great Muppet Caper (1981)

Actors

• Sherrill Cannon (actor)
• John Cleese (actor)
• Peter Falk (actor)
• Tommy Godfrey (actor)
• Dave Goelz (actor)
• Dave Goelz (actor)
• Dave Goelz (actor)
• Dave Goelz (actor)
• Dave Goelz (actor)
• Charles Grodin (actor)
• Ian Hanham (actor)
• Brian Henson (actor)
• Jim Henson (actor)
• Jim Henson (actor)
• Robbie Barnett (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Crime
• Family
• Musical
• Mystery

Quotes:

[Kermit is sitting on a bench - a man and his daughter walk by]::Girl: Look, Dad. There's a bear.::Father: No, Christine, that's a frog. Bears wear hats.

Miss Piggy: [to Nicky] You! It was you! Kermit was right! You're a phony. You're a phony! Yes, you are! And you know what, you can't even sing! Your voice was dubbed!

Miss Piggy: [Lady Holiday has just given Miss Piggy the entire backstory for the movie] Why are you telling me all this?::Lady Holiday: It's plot exposition. It has to go somewhere.

Statler: I guess all's well that ends well.::Waldorf: Doesn't matter to me, as long as it ends.

Truck Driver: What are you doing here?::Oscar the Grouch: A very brief cameo.::Truck Driver: Me too.

Kermit: We're going to catch those crooks red-handed. [Beauregard raises his hand] Yes, Bo?::Beauregard: What color are their hands now?

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: I suggest we jump.::Fozzie: Are you crazy? That's at least a hundred feet!::Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: I didn't say it was a *good* suggestion.::Beauregard: Maybe we could jump part-way.

Beauregard: Takes awhile to get to know the town.::Fozzie: How long have you lived in London?::Beauregard: All my life.::Kermit: How come you don't have an English accent?::Beauregard: Hey, I'm lucky to have a driver's license!

Pops: Hey, how're you guys fixin' to pay?::Kermit: What are our choices?::Pops: A: Credit card; B: Cash; C: Sneak out in the middle of the night.::Fozzie: We'll take C.::Pops: Very popular choice.

Fozzie: [about run-down hotel] If that's the Happiness Hotel, I'd hate to see what the sad one looks like.