Friday, 22 June 2012
1:18
High Unemployment Rate Linked To One Man With 42000 Jobs
A recent report finds that one man is selfishly working thousands of jobs while other Amer...
published: 11 Jun 2012
author: TheOnion
3:08
Brooklyn Bridge Opens, Completely Revolutionizes Suicide In Fetid Hellhole Of New York City
The Onion reflects on the Johnny Carson's final Tonight Show with special guest Saddam...
published: 13 Jun 2012
author: TheOnion
2:52
Earthquake Late-Warning System Goes Off In Haiti
Ann Romney says her husband has a deeply principled side no one ever sees in public, physi...
published: 14 Jun 2012
author: TheOnion
2:36
Man Approaching Attractive Woman Fails To Notice Chelsea Handler Book Until It's Too Late
An area man is winded after a particularly lengthy Wendy's order, the NRA sets 1000 ki...
published: 06 Jun 2012
author: TheOnion
1:55
Failed Musician Comes Crawling Back To Hometown
Residents of Pennington, IL report that hot shit Jeff Statsky has returned home with his t...
published: 18 Jun 2012
author: TheOnion
2:54
Insecure Miami Heat Can't Figure Out Who Garnett Called a "Sloppy-Chested Shit"
In Doc and Kenny's return to GOOMF, Kevin Garnett has thrown the Heat into identity cr...
published: 15 Jun 2012
author: TheOnion
2:02
Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere
Excruciating up-to-the-minute coverage of some irrelevant bullshit story that has no ramif...
published: 09 Mar 2010
author: TheOnion
2:37
Behind The Pen: Nanny State, Ninny State
What's wrong with a young person going to the Big Brothers to find a role model? Plent...
published: 12 Jun 2012
author: TheOnion
2:03
Middle-Aged Woman Angrily Demanding Price Check Was Once Carefree Youth, Onlookers Speculate
Shoppers at a Hannaford supermarket could only speculate that a woman angrily asking for a...
published: 20 Jun 2012
author: TheOnion
3:50
'The Rise And Fall Of Ziggy Stardust' Release Popularizes Glam Rock, Glam Education, Glam Politics
The Onion looks back at the release of David Bowie's 'The Rise and Fall of Ziggy S...
published: 19 Jun 2012
author: TheOnion
2:48
Obama Win Causes Obsessed Backers To See How Empty Lives Are
The revelation that Obama's candidacy was the only thing that gave their lives any mea...
published: 06 Nov 2008
author: TheOnion
3:22
Booker T & the MG's - green onions - mod classic 60s
Booker T & the MG's - green onions - mod classic 60s...
published: 08 Jul 2007
author: tvinsider3
3:10
Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized
The parents of 13-year old Caitlin Teagart have decided to end her life, saying she can no...
published: 13 Feb 2012
author: TheOnion
2:43
'Iron Man' Trailer To Be Made Into Feature Film
Fans are worried that the feature film adaptation of the beloved trailer won't live up...
published: 15 Apr 2008
author: TheOnion
2:47
'9/11 Conspiracy Theories Ridiculous' - Al Qaeda
An Al Qaeda representative says that claims the US government was behind the attacks on Se...
published: 01 Apr 2008
author: TheOnion
1:39
Domino's Tests Limits Of What Humans Will Eat
Despite ethical concerns about testing on humans, researchers say their work was necessary...
published: 22 Jul 2008
author: TheOnion
2:37
Woman Sets Record For Longest Amount Of Time Spent Talking About Oneself
Today Now! welcomes Linda Johnston, the inspiring woman who made history by talking about ...
published: 07 Mar 2012
author: TheOnion
3:25
How to Charge an iPod using electrolytes and an onion
In this episode we show you how to charge your iPod (or other mp3 player) for up to 20 min...
published: 10 Nov 2007
0:57
How to Chop an Onion
Onions can lend a sweet distinct undertone to many soups, sauces, and stews. For more grea...
published: 07 Feb 2008
2:58
Booker T & the MG 's - Green Onions (Original / HQ audio)
Exactly what the title says. :)...
published: 04 Sep 2009
author: dutchmanmm
2:05
Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole?
With the economy sliding deeper into a recession, panelists discuss whether it's time ...
published: 13 Nov 2008
author: TheOnion
3:02
Supreme Court: Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass'
Despite arguments against capital punishment, the Justices overwhelmingly approved its use...
published: 24 Jun 2008
author: TheOnion
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'9/11 Conspiracy Theories Ridiculous' - Al Qaeda
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