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When You're Evil - Voltaire
When You're Evil - Voltaire
bit.ly LYRICS: When the Devil is too busy And Death's a bit too much They call on me by name you see, For my special touch. To the Gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune To the Ladies I'm Sir Prize But call me by any name Any way it's all the same I'm the fly in your soup I'm the pebble in your shoe I'm the demon in your bed I'm a bump on every head I'm the peel on which you slip I'm a pin in every hip I'm the thorn in your side Makes you wriggle and writhe And it's so easy when you're evil This is the life, you see The Devil tips his hat to me I do it all because I'm evil And I do it all for free Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need While there's children to make sad While there's candy to be had while there's pockets left to pick While there's grannies left to trip down the stairs I'll be there, I'll be waiting 'round the corner It's a game. I'm glad I'm in it 'Cause there's one born every minute And it's so easy when you're evil This is the life, you see The Devil tips his hat to me I do it all because I'm evil And I do it all for free Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark And I promise on my damned soul To do as I am told, Beelzebub Has never seen a soldier quite like me Not only does his job, but does it happily. I'm the fear that keeps you awake I'm the shadows on the wall I'm the monsters they become I'm the nightmare in your skull I'm a dagger in your back An extra turn upon the rack I'm the quivering of your heart A <b>...</b>
5:13
Brains! - Voltaire
Brains! - Voltaire
I couldn't find ANY good videos of this song on youtube... Oh and, Despite the image, The Song isnt from Ooky Spooky, It's from Boo Hoo Sorry!
3:06
Voltaire - Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend) Music Video
Voltaire - Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend) Music Video
This is a music video for my song Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend) from my CD "To the Bottom of the Sea". In fact, it's my first music video for one of my songs! It was shot by Jochen Schoberth of Etage Music in German and directed by me from in front of the camera. The hair and make-up was done by my lovely fiance, Jayme. The video is populated by 100 of my Gothic Lolita friends who were exclusively cast from my Myspace page ( www.myspace.com/voltairenyc ). The new CD is now available at www.cdbaby.com/voltairenyc
3:54
Voltaire- Almost Human
Voltaire- Almost Human
So, comments will now be approved... so leave something smart, and witty, not stupid Voltaire Smiley ftw... " : } " What did I ever do to you that you should treat me this way? is it really such a crime for an angel to speak his mind? in time I'll try to shed some light if I were a big boy I wouldn't cry but since I'm not a big boy I'll have to cry what did I ever do so wrong that you should cast me from grace though I love to rule in hell here how I miss the taste of heaven its soft and cool embrace if I were a big boy I wouldn't cry but since I'm not a big boy I'll have to close my eyes and picture what's it's like I'm just like you made by he despised by they I'm almost me I'm nearly human look at me I'm almost a human being I'm just like you made by he despised by they I'm almost me i'm nearly human pity me I'm almost a human being I still remember your light and it was streaming down and burning out my eyes If I were a big boy i wouldn't cry but since I'm not a big boy i'll have to close my eyes and picture what it's like I'm just like you made by he despised by they I'm almost me I'm nearly human look at me I'm almost a human being these tears are real I'm jealousy I'm spite and hate to the core I'm mean I'm nearly human look at me I'm almost a human being I'm just like you better than he to hell with they I'm almost me I'm nearly human Pity me I'm almost a human being don't touch me ahhh I couldn't bear the thought of it now don't touch me ahhh I couldn't bear the <b>...</b>
3:17
Zombie Prostitute - Voltaire ((With Lyrics))
Zombie Prostitute - Voltaire ((With Lyrics))
The Lead Single-esqe song from Voltaire's most recent MAJOR release (from Projekt). I heard Voltaire's next album will be a children's CD (wtf?). But I hope he makes more albums like this. I was alone, and I needed a date; I was takin' a walk past the cemetery gate When I, I saw a sign that said "For a good time "Take a left down at Tombstone Number 8". Went to the gateway, and I'm pretty sure I Saw some eyes peepin' out of a "seplucher", I Took a step into the Tomb of Ill Repute That's where I met her, the Zombie Prostitute I grabbed her left breast, and I'm pretty sure I tore it I said "go down", but she didn't have the stomach for it Buck teeth fell out, and her tongue fell out to boot, But all in all, she was a rotten kind'a cute. While I was tense, it was plain to see A sort of rigor mortis was comin' over me I didn't want to see it, but I just had to believe it I had a stiffy for the stiff in front'a me. Morally, I'm destitute In the Tomb of Ill repute She's a rotten kind'a cute For a Zombie Prostitute. (violin, cello, and trumpet/cornet solos) Now I'm fallin' apart from my head down to my toes, I don't know Which of my organs is the next to go I've been such a sleaze since she gave me the disease Wouldn't you know, now I'm a Zombie Gigolo I took my first client on a date We took a walk to the cemetery gate I got under her slip, but then, I heard a rip I pulled it out, and I said..."baby, keep the tip" Morally, I'm destitute In the Tomb of Ill repute She's a rotten <b>...</b>
3:16
The Vampire Club - Voltaire (With Lyrics)
The Vampire Club - Voltaire (With Lyrics)
I guess it's the lead "single"-ish song from the awesome Voltaire's 3 officual album, "Boo Hoo" Oh, the moon was full And the color of blood The night the pirates came To the Vampire Club Their leader was tall and snide and slim He looked like a gay Captain Morgan Well, he recognized a Vampire From his school And he did something that was Most uncool, he said, "Hey everybody, see that fool in the cape?" His name's Bernie Weinstein And he's in the 8th grade!" Fangs were flying, capes were torn Hell hath no fury like a Vampire scorned The number one rule in this game: Never call one by his real name Wigs were pulled, top hats were crushed By pointy boots in a rush And Boris at the bar orders a Bud and says, "It's just another night at the Vampire Club." Missi lost a fang in the ladies room And we all laughed and called her 'Snaggletooth!" And Dee was mad cause he broke his cane And he flushed his contacts down the drain There was so much angst after the fight Vlad and Akasha broke up that night While some rivet-heads danced in a puddle of goo That used to be "Father" you-know-who! Well, its hard to believe but we're still around And when we hang out it's allways upside down Dressed in black from toe to head singing, "Bela Lugosi's still undead!" A gaggle of goths is a peaceful site We'd do anything to avoid a fight But if you really want to see some gore and blood Wait 'til the Ravers come to the Vampire Club
4:47
Full FOX News Voltaire Interview on 'Goth Murder Madness'
Full FOX News Voltaire Interview on 'Goth Murder Madness'
**New Note**!! YouTube seems to of fixed the video problem, but it's also been requested that I upload the video to a fileserver anyways, so here the link for a direct download of the clip. www.mediafire.com This is the full segment on FOX News about the 'Goth Murder Madness', which featured an interview with the musician Voltaire (voltaire.net). Voltaire comes in about half way through this segment. Clip is from Oct. 22nd, 2005. And I actually had the pleasure of seeing him play a free instore at OzoneUK in Portland right before he was whisked away to do this interview, so his 'pre-interview' talk was pretty funny too. He actually said they'd call him 'Satanic Goth' or something like that, which as you watch, they got kind of close to his prediction. I know someone else has already posted just the interview part, but I think the two minutes before the interview gives the interview some more context. Mostly because the woman says 'gothic stuff' and 'killed so desperately', which...I'm not even sure what that means...
5:07
Voltaire - Riding a Black Unicorn OFFICIAL
Voltaire - Riding a Black Unicorn OFFICIAL
Scroll down for lyrics: This is the title track of my new album. The album was named by a young man named Alex who posted on my Facebook page "Voltaire's music is the audio equivalent of riding a black unicorn down the side of an erupting volcano while drinking from a chalice filled with the laughter of small children." When I read that I knew I had to name the new album that! AND I knew I had to write a song called that as well. And here it is! You are enjoying this song for free, but it was far from free to make. This album took 4 months and over $20000 to make. PLEASE, if you enjoy what you hear and if you can, please consider purchasing this album at: CDBABY: www.cdbaby.com or ITUNES: itunes.apple.com Credits: Aurelio Voltaire- Vocals/guitar Brian Viglione- Drums Melora Creager- Cello David J.- Bass Hannah Thiem- Violin Ben Lively- Violin LYRICS: A darkness falls over the land Enslaves with a wave of its hand And I try to see the light through the disease I try to get up on my feet Been so long shackled down on my knees For somewhere deep inside, I know That fate favors the bold So tonight, I'm riding a black unicorn Down the side of an erupting volcano And I drink, drink, drink From a chalice filled With the laughter of small children When darkness is drowning your soul And makes you feel alone in the cold Find me, and grab a hold This chalice, it overflows So tonight, you're riding a black unicorn Down the side of an erupting volcano And you drink, drink, drink From <b>...</b>
4:12
Voltaire - God thinks (Lyrics)
Voltaire - God thinks (Lyrics)
Everyone. This song is not against christians. It's about how people use the name of God for their own agenda! I'm an atheist, but whether you're christian, muslim or buddhist do not take offence in this song. And those of you, who like me, do not belive in god: This song is not to be taking literally. You should think about some of the stuff he says, like the opening line, "God thinks all blacks are obsolete farm equipment". That was what the whites first claimed. Hitler was against Jews, and said that God was too, Some people claims that whites are satan, and so on.. So when he sings, "they know what God thinks" he means that people keep claiming that they know what God really thinks, and then they use it against whoever they dislike. "first to throw the stone, and use his name for your own protection" Capiche? I hope that this will reduce the misunderstanding of the song :) The song is from the album "Almost human"
5:14
Voltaire- BRAINS!
Voltaire- BRAINS!
One of Voltaire's most popular songs off his 4th album, "Boo Hoo" Well hello there little boy. Don't be shy. Step right up, I'm a reasonable guy. Don't be frightened by the look in my eye. I'm just your average evil meteor from outta the sky. Well, I'm just shy and scared in this place I'm just a fish outta water from outer space You can see that the trip has left me tired and drained So why don't you be a pal... And bring me some BRAINS! Go down to your neighbor's place See the dull expression on his face you'd be doing him a favor if you brought him to me He aint using his brain he's just watching TV! Go down to Mr. McGee's He hasn't had a thought since '43. His brain is the portrait of atrophy. He ain't using it, why not give it to me? BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie, I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified. Sure they might think it's deranged But they won't give it a thought After I've eaten they're brain. BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay. It's not a matter if it isn't gray, And if at first they think it's strange, they won't think twice If they don't have a brain! Go down to the Wonton shop, My fortune cookie says that I just can't stop I suck the noodle right out of their heads And half an hours later, I'm hungry again! Then creep into the donut stop Sneak in tip-toe past the cop. Pick me up a cruller and a cupful of tea. And any other sweetbreads you happen to see. BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie, I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified. Sure they might think it's <b>...</b>
5:11
Voltaire - The Trouble with Tribbles (Song Only)
Voltaire - The Trouble with Tribbles (Song Only)
Scroll down for lyrics: WARNING: Explicit lyrics! For those of you who do not want to see nekid picture of my arse and hear the whole sordid tale of how this song came to be, I've posted this video so you can just get right to hearing the song! Of course those sick bastards among you who DO want these things, can see the original video here: www.youtube.com I will be recording this song for my next album, "BiTrekual" coming in late summer! Lyrics: I worked on a garbage skow near the Neurtral Zone and I'm sure you've heard, what occurs When a fella is alone I was mighty lonely there till I met a man named Jones and he sold me a muff, covered in fluff so I wouldn't have to spank my bone. Get your self a tribble and then you're good to go. If you've got enough quadrotriticale you'll have an endless supply of hos. I grabbed myself some VAseline and slathered up my pole But the trouble with these tribbles They're fuzzy and they're cute but I can never find the hole. They're fuzzy and they're cute but I can never find the hole! That mate there is Scotty, he's our chief engineer. and he's never had a ho cause most don't know he's queer as Vulcan beer! I caught him with some tribbles I said 'boy are you dumb? Hear to my song, you're doing it wrong' he was shoving them up his bum! (Chorus) Klingon captain Koloth He's mean as he is shrewd. And on shore leave, he got us peeved because he's very rude. We beamed all of our tribbles to Koloth and his crew but from the yells we couldn't <b>...</b>
3:45
Voltaire. "Day of the Dead" DragonCon 07
Voltaire. "Day of the Dead" DragonCon 07
Voltaire with a full band at DragonCon07.
4:48
Voltaire-good night demon slayer
Voltaire-good night demon slayer
LYRICS: There's a monster that lives 'neath your bed Oh for crying out loud it's a futon on the floor He must be flat as a board There's a creature that lurks behind the door Though I've checked there 15 times When I leave then he arrives Every night Tell the monster that lives 'neath your bed To go somewhere else instead Or you'll kick him in the head Tell the creature that lurks behind the door If he knows what's good he won't come here no more Cause you'll kick in his butt at the count of four Goodnight demon slayer, goodnight Now it's time to close your tired eyes There are devils to slay and dragons to ride If they see you coming, hell they better hide Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight Goodnight my little slayer goodnight Tell the monster that eats children, that you taste bad And you're sure you'd be the worst he's ever had If he eats you, don't you fret, just cut him open with an axe Don't regret it, he deserved it, he's a cad Tell the harpies that land on your bed post That at the count of five you'll roast them alive Tell the devil it's time you gave him his due He should go back to hell, he should shake in his shoes Cause the mightiest, scariest, creature is you Goodnight demon slayer, goodnight Now it's time to close your tired eyes There's devils to slay and dragons to ride If they see you coming, hell they better hide Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight Goodnight my little slayer goodnight I won't tell you, there's nothing 'neath your bed I won't sell you, that <b>...</b>
4:37
Voltaire- When You're Evil- Lyrics
Voltaire- When You're Evil- Lyrics
EDIT- For bugger's sake, I'm reading the comments and you guys are in argument about ONE, TINY WORD. "Pea." Some of you claim it is "pea" others, "demon." Look, I got these from the book itself. So I'm not changing them despite what you believe, now please stop whining about this and enjoy. Thank you. LYRICS: when the devil is too busy and death's a bit too much they call me by name you see for my special touch to the gentleman i'm Miss Fortune to the ladies i'm Sir Prise but call me by any name any way it's all the same i'm the fly in your soup i'm the pebble in your shoe i'm the pea beneath your bed i'm the bump on every head i'm the peel on which you slip i'm the pin in every hip i'm the thorn in your side makes you wriggle and writhe and it's so easy when you're evil this is the life you see the devil tips his hat to me i do it all because i'm evil and i do it all for free your tears are all the pay i'll ever need while there's children to make sad while there's candy to be had while there's pockets left to pick while there's grannies left to trip down the stairs i'll be there i'll be waiting round the corner it's a game i'm glad i'm in it cuz there's one born every minute and it's so easy when you're evil this is the life you see the devil tips his hat to me i do it all because i'm evil and i do it all for free your tears are all the pay i'll ever need i pledge my allegience to all things dark and i promise on my damned soul to do as i am told lord beelzebub has <b>...</b>
5:03
Voltaire - The Beast of Pirates Bay OFFICIAL
Voltaire - The Beast of Pirates Bay OFFICIAL
The Beast of Pirate's Bay from the album To The Bottom of the Sea by Voltaire. If you like what you hear, you can get a copy at itunes: itunes.apple.com or CD baby.com: www.cdbaby.com For more info visit: www.voltaire.net
5:25
Feathery Wings - Voltaire
Feathery Wings - Voltaire
tinyurl.com is the address to the original creator of this video. ***I DID NOT MAKE THIS! I put this up because I want someone to see it. :) I hope you like it! ^_^
4:06
Voltaire- USS Make Shit Up- Lyrics
Voltaire- USS Make Shit Up- Lyrics
I don't own this song. LYRICS I was stranded on a planet, Just me and Spock We met a nasty nazi alien who locked our asses up We found a hunk of crystal and a metal piece of bed We made a laser phaser gun and shot him in the head. Bust a move, Tog. I was standing on the bridge when Sulu came to me His eyes were full of tears he said "Captain, can't you see the ship is gonna blow do something I beseech" I grabbed a tribble and some chewing gum and stopped the warp core breach. And I say, Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish That's the way we do things, lad, we're making shit up as we wish The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us 'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up And though he's just a child, and some think him a twit Wesley is the master when it comes to making up some shit He's the guy you want with you when you go out in space Now if only he could beam those pimples off his face And if you're at a party on the starship Enterprise And the karaoke player just plain old up and dies Set up a neutrino field inside a can of peas Hold on to Geordi's visor and sing into Data's knee. And I say Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish That's the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us 'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up. Sisko's on a mission to go no bloody place He loiters on a space station above Bajoran space The <b>...</b>
4:18
Goth Country Music? Voltaire - Small Town (NEW SONG 2010)
Goth Country Music? Voltaire - Small Town (NEW SONG 2010)
"Goth Country"? Rockabilly, alt-country, ... no one can decide what it is, but who cares - everyone agrees it's awesome. Brand new song from a CD that hasn't even come out yet, I think he said it would in 2010. That's right, Voltaire is bringing it back to the roots of rock n roll. XD
4:48
Voltaire - Innocent OFFICIAL
Voltaire - Innocent OFFICIAL
Scroll down for lyrics: This is a song I wrote about bullying, sadly it's a subject I know a lot about. If you know someone who is being bullied, send them this song. Writing it helped me, maybe it will help them, too. You are enjoying this song for free, but it was far from free to make. This album took 4 months and over $20000 to make. PLEASE, if you enjoy what you hear and if you can, please consider purchasing this album at: CDBABY: www.cdbaby.com or ITUNES: itunes.apple.com Credits: Aurelio Voltaire- Vocals/guitar Brian Viglione- Drums Melora Creager- Cello David J.- Bass Maxim Moston- Violin Ben Lively- Violin LYRICS: All the evil in the world Pushing down on you And all the venom in their words What could you do? What kind of ignorance Causes them to be so, So sick and vile and evil You did nothing to them It's just not fair, you don't deserve it. It's not your fault You're innocent It's the world that's wrong You're innocent When they scream and when they yell And tear you down They make your life a living hell When they come 'round There's nothing you can say That doesn't contradict them, 'Cause all they want's a victim On which to vent their rage It's just not fair, you don't deserve it. It's not your fault You're innocent It's the world that's wrong You're innocent Just hold on, You're innocent Some day the world will belong To the innocent So let's wear black, Let's blast The Cure and Siouxsie Then we'll go see The Rocky Horror Picture Show And then we'll <b>...</b>
6:10
Cabaret Voltaire - Obsession
Cabaret Voltaire - Obsession
Obsession is from "Doublevision Present; Cabaret Voltaire" and the website of Cabaret Voltaire is www.brainwashed.com To add.. [NOTICE: All promotional clips I show are only for reason to keep this music and video "alive" for the public. The clips are older documents or share moments of your "stars" you have never seen them before. If you hold any rights in music or video, please let me know by sending a message. So I will delete the clip or add your copyright information aswell.] So Mr. Care, Mr. Kirk or Mr. Mallinder please say hello! :-)
125:41
Part 1 - Candide by Voltaire (Chs 01-18)
Part 1 - Candide by Voltaire (Chs 01-18)
Part 1. Classic Literature VideoBook with synchronized text, interactive transcript, and closed captions in multiple languages. Audio courtesy of Librivox. Read by Ted Delorme. Playlist for Candide by Voltaire: www.youtube.com Candide audiobook at Librivox: librivox.org Candide text at Project Gutenberg: www.gutenberg.org Candide at Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org View a list of all our videobooks: www.ccprose.com