Nero

Flying Saucers Over Fetishland (2013)

Actors: Claude Miles (actor), Jerry Williams (writer), Jerry Williams (actor), Jerry Williams (director), Billy W. Blackwell (actor), Steve Guynn (actor), Daniel Emery Taylor (actor), Liquid Ogopogo (editor), Alex MacGregor (producer), Alex MacGregor (actor), Shauna Tackett (actress), Rebecca Spiers (actress), Irina Spinkle (actress),

Plot: Daniel Emery Taylor (Return of Swamp Thing, Hellephone, The Hospital) stars as 'Biff McAgee' in this collection of surreal antics, burlesque dancers, and general weirdness from writer/director Jerry Williams of goatboyfilms. 41 minutes, with Claude Miles, Steven Guynn, Heather Price, Shauna Tackett, toys, and more! Edited and soundtrack by Liquid Ogopogo

Genres: Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi, Thriller,

Lives and Deaths of the Poets (2011)

Actors: Patrick Michael Strange (actor), Patrick Michael Strange (actor), Tom Townsend (actor), Dave Cooperman (actor), Dave Cooperman (actor), Kendra North (actress), Bruce Allen Dawson (actor), Bruce Allen Dawson (actor), Bruce Allen Dawson (actor), Bruce Allen Dawson (actor), Sharon Carpenter-Rose (actress), Sharon Carpenter-Rose (actress), Kevin Tan (actor), Sharon Carpenter-Rose (actress), Sharon Carpenter-Rose (actress),

Plot: Lives and Deaths of the Poets spoofs and parodies incidents taken from the lives of famous writers, artists, and musicians (collectively "Poets") throughout history. Comprising a series of approximately 50 comic vignettes, the movie is the fictional story of what really did not happen to these famed Poets, who have so enriched all of our lives.

Keywords: emperor-nero, independent-film, musician, nudity, parody, poet, sketch-comedy, spoof, writer
Genres: Comedy,

Anno Domini (2007)

Actors: Chris Stone (producer), Chris Stone (editor), Chris Stone (director), Chris Stone (writer), Les Hemstock (actor), Les Hemstock (producer), Les Hemstock (writer), Mark Johnston (actor), Gervais Roe (miscellaneous crew), John James Woodward (actor), Shelley Bosson (actress), Chris Jennings (actor), David Martin (miscellaneous crew), Chris Jennings (producer),

Genres: Drama, Short,

Norman's Awesome Experience (1988)

Actors: Tom McCamus (actor), Peter R. Simpson (producer), Marcos Woinsky (actor), Paul Zaza (composer), David Hemblen (actor), Ray Sager (producer), Jacques Arndt (actor), Paul Donovan (director), Paul Donovan (writer), Paul Donovan (producer), Brian Downey (actor), Marisa Urruti (costume designer), Ilana Frank (producer), Armando Capo (actor), Stephan Fanfara (editor),

Plot: Through the experiment of a crazy scientist, his colleague Norman, model Erica and her photographer are sent back in time to the Romans. They arrive in a small village, controlled by the Roman Septimus Fabius and a fat village mayor. They teach the people the Rock'n Roll... and revolution. Of course the Romans don't appreciate their efforts - will Norman's Know How save them?

Keywords: character-name-in-title, independent-film, roman, time-travel
Genres: Comedy, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: Norman thought the 20th Century was bad. But now, he's got a date with the Roman Empire.

History of the World: Part I (1981)

Actors: Nigel Hawthorne (actor), Harry Fielder (actor), Jonathan Cecil (actor), Mel Brooks (actor), Fritz Feld (actor), Mel Brooks (actor), Dom DeLuise (actor), Mel Brooks (actor), Mel Brooks (actor), Sid Caesar (actor), Mel Brooks (actor), Royce D. Applegate (actor), Jack Carter (actor), John Hillerman (actor), Hugh M. Hefner (actor),

Plot: From the dawn of man to the distant future, mankind's evolution (or lack thereof) is traced. Often ridiculous but never serious, we learn the truth behind the Roman Emperor, we learn what REALLY happened at the Last Supper, the circumstances that surrounded the French Revolution, how to test eunuchs, and what kind of shoes the Spanish Inquisitor wore.

Keywords: 1,000,000-b.c., 1480s, 15th-century, 18th-century, 1st-century, 2,000,000-b.c., 20,000,000-b.c., actor-playing-multiple-roles, alternative-history, ancient-rome
Genres: Comedy, History, Musical,
Taglines: IN MEL WE TRVST a little something to offend everyone...

Quotes:

Jaques: Josephus! How did you get here from the Roman Empire?::Josephus: Don't be square, mon cher! Movies is magic!

Josephus: Not to worry, not to worry... we are now armed with *mighty joint!*

Auctioneer: What country are you from?::Josephus: Ethiopia.::Auctioneer: What part?::Josephus: 125th Street!

Count de Monet: Don't get saucy with me, Bearnaise!

Dole Office Clerk: Occupation?::Comicus: Stand-up philosopher.::Dole Office Clerk: What?::Comicus: Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension.::Dole Office Clerk: Oh, a *bullshit* artist!::Comicus: *Grumble*...::Dole Office Clerk: Did you bullshit last week?::Comicus: No.::Dole Office Clerk: Did you *try* to bullshit last week?::Comicus: Yes!

Jew #1: I was sittin' flickin' chickens / And I'm looking through the pickins' / When suddenly these goys break down my walls / I didn't even know them / And they grab me by the scrotum / And they started playing ping-pong with my balls / Oy the agony / Oh the shame / To make your privates public for a game!

[Rimbaud's father has been thrown in prison for making an offhand remark at a party]::King Louis XVI: What did he say?::Mademoiselle Rimbaud: He said, "The poor ain't so bad."::King Louis XVI: [shocked] "The poor ain't so bad?" Huh, you're lucky he's still alive!

[while disguised as King Louis, Jacques agrees to release Mademoiselle Rimbaud's father]::Jacques: [searching the forms in Louis's desk] Execution, Execution, Execution, Execution, Execution... tough guy.

Jacques: Don't cry, my dear. I may not have been born a king, or lived like a king. But at least I can die like a king!::[He strides to the guillotine with dignity]::Citizen Official: Your Majesty, do you require a blindfold?::Jacques: None!::Citizen Official: Have you any last request?::Jacques: None!::Citizen Official: Test the guillotine!::[Another executioner triggers the guillotine; the blade comes down and chops the head off a wooden dummy]::Jacques: *Holy shit!* Uh, wait! Wait! Last request! I have a last request!::Citizen Official: What is your last request?::Jacques: Novocaine!::[the Official confers with the Executioner]::Citizen Official: There is no such thing known to medical science!::Jacques: I'll wait!

King Louis XVI: Ah, now there's a naughty bit o' crumpet!

See Ya Later Gladiator (1968)

Actors: Hal Geer (editor), Mel Blanc (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), Cal Howard (writer), William Lava (composer), Alex Lovy (director), William L. Hendricks (producer),

Plot: A time machine sends Daffy Duck and Speedy Gonzales back to Rome in 65 A.D., where they are captured for lion fodder as entertainment for Emperor Nero. Speedy feeds hot chili peppers to a lion, causing the big cat to shoot like a skyrocket. He and Daffy are chased by guards and fall atop Nero, breaking the Emperor's fiddle. Nero angrily pursues Daffy and Speedy as the scientist who invented the time machine sets it in reverse and returns Daffy and Speedy to the present, accompanied by Nero. Nero becomes a fiddler in Speedy's musical band.

Keywords: ancient-rome, cartoon-cat, cartoon-mouse, looney-tunes, nero-spoof, reference-to-daffy-duck, reference-to-speedy-gonzales, rome-italy, surrealism
Genres: Animation, Comedy, Family, Short,

So You Want to Be a Gladiator (1955)

Actors: Rodney Bell (actor), John Doucette (actor), Creighton Hale (actor), Fred Kelsey (actor), Jack Mower (actor), George O'Hanlon (actor), Philip Van Zandt (actor), Philip Van Zandt (actor), Rex Steele (editor), Jane Frazee (actress), Richard L. Bare (producer), Richard L. Bare (writer), George O'Hanlon (writer), William Lava (composer), Richard L. Bare (director),

Plot: Joe thinks he's back in the gladiator days, and finds himself sentenced to be thrown to the Coliseum lions after breaking a string while playing the lyre for King Nero. His friend Homer says he will disguise himself as a lion, but Homer gets sidetracked and Joe goes out to meet a real lion with his lyre as his only weapon. But he wins out and is awarded a slave girl as his prize, until his wife steps in.

Keywords: gladiator, joe-mcdoakes, narration, sequel
Genres: Comedy, Short,

Roman Legion-Hare (1955)

Actors: Mel Blanc (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), Edward Selzer (producer), Warren Foster (writer), Milt Franklyn (composer), Friz Freleng (director), Treg Brown (editor),

Plot: Yosemite Sam, as head of a Roman legion, is ordered by Emperor Nero to find a victim to toss to the lions. Or else, he'll be the victim. Sam meets up with Bugs Bunny and decides Bugs will make a good victim. But it's Sam and Nero who end up as lion food.

Keywords: alarm-clock, ancient-rome, arena, chariot, colosseum, emperor, gladiator, handsaw, hit-with-a-club, horn
Genres: Animation, Comedy, Family, Short,

Quotes:

Emperor Nero: Get me a victim right away, or you'll be the victim.

Bugs Bunny: Well, like the Romans always say, E pluribus uranium.

Good Morning, Eve! (1934)

Actors: Frank Magee (editor), Bill Elliott (actor), Leon Errol (actor), Eddie Foster (actor), Harry Seymour (actor), Fred 'Snowflake' Toones (actor), Vernon Dent (actor), A. Dorian Otvos (writer), Cyrus Wood (writer), Milo Anderson (costume designer), Roy Mack (director), Maxine Doyle (actress), Eddie Moran (writer), Donna Mae Roberts (actress), Martha Merrill (actress),

Plot: Adam and Eve are in the Garden of Eden preparing their latest meal, which includes contemplating if they should try eating an apple despite the serpent's warning. After their meal, they take stroll through time. They make a few stops along the way for some musical interludes. These stops include in the Gardens of Emperor Nero of Rome for a concert circa 100 A.D., in King Arthur's court, and at a beach resort in current times.

Keywords: acrobatics, adam-and-eve, anachronism, ancient-rome, apple, armor, bow-and-arrow, caveman, character-name-in-title, chorine
Genres: Comedy, Musical, Short,