2point4 Children

Cast

• Belinda Lang
• Gary Olsen
• Julia Hills
• John Pickard
• Clare Buckfield
• Kim Benson
• Georgina Cates
• Tom Roberts
• Liz Smith
• Annette Kerr
• Sandra Dickinson
• Roger Lloyd-Pack
• Alex Kew
• David Kelly
• Annette Badland
• Nathan Valente

• Season 1
• Episode 1: Leader of the Pack
  Harassed Bill Porter juggles working in a bakery with her sex-mad friend Rona with looking after laz...
• Episode 2: Saturday Night and Sunday Morning
  Bill is fed up as Ben is too tired for sex and keeps nodding off whilst watching television,noone he...
• Episode 3: When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Go Shopping
  Ben is concerned when he has to visit the tax inspector but is delighted to find he has been granted...
• Episode 4: Love and Marriage
  Bill's mother Bette comes on one of her dreaded visits,bringing Jenny a taffeta dress and a video na...
• Episode 5: Dirty Bowling
  Bill is feeling harassed again and Ben is no help with his frequent visits to his work-shop. Stresse...
• Episode 6: Young at Heart
  After Ben's spending the rebate on the car money is tight. Bill's seedy boss Rory Castell will not g...
• Season 2
• Episode 1: I'm Going Slightly Mad
  Now unemployed Bill is late for her appointment signing on thanks to a phone call from Bette and the...
• Episode 2: Bedtime for Bonzo
  Already bored with her new job Bill also has to look after Ben,down with flu,and has taken in next d...
• Episode 3: Hormones
  Bill is concerned that David's interest in death is not helped by Ben,who,on his way to the school p...
• Episode 4: One Night in Bangkok
  Tina tells Ben that their estranged father Frank is coming home from Thailand but when Bill and Ben ...
• Episode 5: The Skeleton in the Cupboard
  Ben gets a camcorder to film the family with a view to sending a video to 'You've Been Framed' but B...
• Episode 6: Bird on a Wire
  Rona is preparing for her wedding to Gordon and the Porters' house is in chaos as Auntie Pearl takes...
• Episode 7: Thank Your Lucky Stars
  Rona takes the bus to her wedding and gets into conversation with a garrulous old lady,Peggy. The mo...
• Episode 8: Misery
  Whilst Rona spends Christmas alone,all her ex-boyfriends being otherwise engaged, the Porters spend ...
• Season 3
• Episode 1: The Secret Diary of David Porter
  Cleaning David's cluttered room Bill discovers his secret diary which recounts past events in the Po...
• Episode 2: When the Children Are Asleep
  Late at night Bill and Ben see a car speeding away from the house next door. Believing that Leonard ...
• Episode 3: Badger's Bend
  With custom falling Ben has become addicted to the Ninja Badgers video game and Bill makes him go co...
• Episode 4: Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown
  Bill and Rona are catering for a wedding reception and Jenny agrees to help but,having just split wi...
• Episode 5: Beam Me Up, Scotty
  Ben's hears that his biggest rival in the plumbing trade,Jake the Klingon,has died and with no famil...
• Episode 6: Whoopee, We're All Going to Die
  The Porters are enjoying their holiday at Key West when they see on the Weather Channel that Hurrica...
• Episode 7: Babes in the Wood
  On Christmas Eve the Porters and Rona set out to meet Bette and Pearl at a hotel but get lost in the...
• Season 4
• Episode 1: The Parent Trap
  The house is in chaos - builders are still modifying the kitchen to the health inspector's standard ...
• Episode 2: Family Plot
  In an attempt to make the family enjoy quality time together Bill takes out the fuse wire and puts i...
• Episode 3: Fortuosity
  Bill receives a chain letter threatening bad luck if not sent on to others. Against Ben's advice she...
• Episode 4: Curiosity Killed the Cat
  Bill is laid up with flu,aware that the household cannot function without her and biding her time by...
• Episode 5: Frenzy
  The new kitchen is now complete but Bill is too busy working to listen to Jenny,worried that her per...
• Episode 6: You Only Live Twice
  Bill despairs as she learns from the fireman that the blaze was caused by faulty wiring and surveys ...
• Episode 7: Relax-ay-voo
  On Christmas Eve - having ended up with four trees - Bill is amazed when the message 'Is That You,Bi...
• Season 5
• Episode 1: Greed
  Unlike the rest of the family Bill is opposed to the National Lottery and only wants to do her paper...
• Episode 2: We'd Like to Know a Little Bit More About You for Our Files
  After their lottery win Bill and Rona are keen to find new premises but Bill is worried when Jenny t...
• Episode 3: The Deep
  The Porters get a phone call from Mr and Mrs Grimes on holiday in Switzerland and discover they have...
• Episode 4: Mayday
  On Bank Holiday Monday Bill is looking forward to hosting Clive,Laura and Laura's German mother Soph...
• Episode 5: Seven Dials
  David is hoping his parents will come and see him in his school drama performance and they promise t...
• Episode 6: The Truth Is out There
  Since Rona has omitted to tell the council,who own her house,that her mother,the named tenant,has be...
• Episode 7: Porky's
  On Christmas Eve Ben surprises the others by explaining that he has not bought a turkey as he has wo...
• Season 6
• Episode 1: Dog Day Afternoon
  On a Saturday afternoon Jenny comes into the house evidently upset and it becomes apparent that some...
• Episode 2: The Lady Vanishes
  On Hallowe'en Bill dismisses the supernatural as ignorant suspicion. However,when a foreign-accented...
• Episode 3: Vertigo
  Whilst perusing magazines with Bill for work purposes Rona comes across Psychic Sadie's horoscopes,w...
• Episode 4: The Trouble with Harry
  Bill is considered mean when she refuses to allow the family to have a dog so,to get her used to the...
• Episode 5: The Man Who Knew Too Much
  To the annoyance of Jake the Klingon - now a member of the Thunderbirds Society - Ben receives the P...
• Episode 6: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
  Bill is left a heavy antique wardrobe and its content, a mink coat,by a deceased aunt. Though oppose...
• Episode 7: And Now the Screaming Starts
  Ben has still not returned or arrived at work and he has taken a black banana instead of his phone. ...
• Episode 8: Two Years Before the Mast
  Tina is going on a two-week Mediterranean cruise for Christmas so the Porters drive her to Southampt...
• Season 7
• Episode 1: Perfect Day
  Jenny thinks she has got her A-level results but it is a prank played on her by David so she gets he...
• Episode 2: When Saturday Comes
  Ben's team Spurs are on a losing streak and must win their last three games to avoid relegation. Des...
• Episode 3: Malcolm X
  Tired of being taken for granted by the family Bill agrees to spend a weekend in Scotland with old f...
• Episode 4: The Sweet Hereafter
  Whilst out shopping Ben meets a female market researcher,who,deciding that the Porters are a typical...
• Episode 5: When Did You Last See Your Father
  Jenny is now at university and David has a strange Goth girlfriend Maxine with psychic powers,who pr...
• Episode 6: The Italian Job
  The Porters welcome David's Italian pen-friend Fabrizio,a handsome ladies' man who charms Rona but a...
• Episode 7: The Heart Has Its Reasons
  Ben and Bill drop Jenny off at university,Ben being shocked to find his daughter has a connecting ro...
• Season 8
• Episode 1: Fame
  Bill is upset when she learns that the other family members have put the porters forward as subjects...
• Episode 2: Enter the Dragon
  Declan is staying with the Porters when Bette pays a surprise visit and angers Bill by her indulgenc...
• Episode 3: Sticky Fingers
  Jenny comes home for the week-end with new boyfriend Keith. Bill is quite happy that they sleep toge...
• Episode 4: After the Fox
  When they learn that they are being under-cut by a rival firm Bill and Rona decide to go over to Fra...
• Episode 5: Carry on Screaming
  On Hallowe'en a social worker approves the Porters fostering Declan but tells Bill he has an uncle,L...
• Episode 6: The Millennium Experience
  Declan is now officially part of the family but with the Millennium approaching Ben annoys Bill by p...