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Hey You! Stop being A Dick!

Some men do and say disgusting things to women because they can get away with it. It’s up to the rest of us to stop letting them. I’ve never experien...

Interview With A Bully

Start a discussion about bullying and you will find any number of people willing, WANTING, to stand up and talk about how terribly they were bullied a...

Cluster Headaches

Chronic pain is more than just pain; it takes over your life and becomes your identity. At least there’s some hope for some of us.

The Lost Tribes

Drag0nista has hacked through the jungle of the Australian polity and found the Lost Tribe. Does any party have enough beads and blankets to lure them...

In Pleasure And Sorrow

The internet isn’t just about cats, you know. There’s sex there, too.

Down Among The Women

Violence is wrong, no matter who the perpetrator is and ideology is not the solution. A recent Twitter conversation about the differences between the...

Money Talk

Forget Hayek and Keynes and all those other clowns. An economy based entirely on the exchange of free range eggs and hand-knitted jumpers is the way t...

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The King's Tribune - April 2012

Henry Rollins: Fury Is Not Enough
Justin Shaw - April, 2012
henry rollinsHenry Rollins has been angry for nearly thirty years. Now, as he tells Justin Shaw, he wields his anger like a scalpel, not a sword.Henry Rollins...
Feminism & Religion: Oil & Water?
Jane Caro - April, 2012
feminismWomen have been fighting for basic human rights for generations now. In all the opposition they face, there has been one constant:...
Damian Cowell’s Unreliable History of Rock
Damian Cowell - April, 2012
nick lowePart 46b: Nick Lowe and Johnny Cash…Nick Lowe, one-time son-in-law of Johnny Cash, asks the great man for the secret of his success…I can see it...
On Agreement
Scott Ludlam - April, 2012
parliamentGreens Senator Scott Ludlam explains how his party is working with the government to turn Australia into a Third-World country and steal all your...
Real Women
Helen Razer - April, 2012
beaverMagazines are not making teenagers girls anorexic.Helen Razer vs the Positive Body Image brigade. Again.Just a few days ago, I lost a regular job....
The Sound of One Keyboard Tapping
Kim Powell - April, 2012
working from homeWorking from home isn’t all porn and cake — there are deadlines to meetI know where every single thing is in this apartment. Not in a vague ‘it’s...
Why I Don’t Believe A Single Word Economists Say
Sue-Ann Post - April, 2012
economistsThis piece will form part of an appendix in my forthcoming book, ‘How to save the whole damn world: A madly optimistic manifesto.’ Am I serious?...
Looking for Leaders
Bill Street - April, 2012
paul keatingThere is an unavoidable pitfall in our unending calls for “leadership” — good leaders tend to be bastards.Last month’s tussle for the leadership...
The Story Of How Feminism Tried To Kill Me But...
First Dog On The Moon - March, 2012
First Dog On The Moonfirst dog on the moonFirst Dog on the Moon was asked to give the keynote address at the International Women’s Day Forum at Cherchez la Femme. This is what he said,...
How to Live in Australia: A Guide
Jo Thornely - April, 2012
australiaDo NOT be too serious unless you’re expected to be and never forget that all, repeat all the wildlife wants you dead.Don’t buy a house near both a...
We’re Not all Artists
Dave Gaukroger - April, 2012
officeYou are not a unique and beautiful snowflake. Sometimes a job is just a job, not an empowering career.There are a lot of people who want to give...
A Homunculus Grows in Mahala
Heath Callaway - April, 2012
austin mackellJournalists risk their lives in conflict zones, but when something goes wrong they should be able to count on support from the Australian people...
The Big Picture
Warwick Rendell - April, 2012
scalesI’m fat. Actually, if you want to go by the World Health Organisation’s Body Mass Index (and I suggest you don’t), I’m “obese class II”. And I’ve...
Bush Lawyers
Andrew Tiedt - April, 2012
high courtScreaming “It’s Unconstitutional” may make people feel better, but has no grounding in reality.There is an old saying that a little knowledge is a...
Why the Green Vote Will Rise
Ronan Lee - April, 2012
bobDrag0nista said recently in these pages that the Greens’ vote will flatten or fall. Ronan Lee has another take on the future of the...
Romance in the Emergency Room
Jane Shaw - April, 2012
daffodilSome things are not designed to be put in certain places. Take note.I used to know a guy who worked as the admitting nurse in the emergency room...
No Birth Story
Tina Lehnert - April, 2012
babyThis is not a birth story. I don’t want to write what happened at the birth of my baby. I would rather forget.People, I feel betrayed. I spent...
Coles: How Far Down Will They Go?
Thomas Cummings - April, 2012
colesIt’s interesting that the guy called in to turn Coles’ fortunes around in the short term demanded cash, not shares, as part of his package,...
Why The Liberal Right Should Embrace A...
Trisha Jha - April, 2012
ferris“Isms, in my opinion, are not good” - Ferris Bueller, 1986 Trisha Jha begs to differ and introduces us to several more.Last December I attended a...
Unsafe Schools
Fatima Measham - April, 2012
schoolAs homophobia is (apparently) lessening in the community at large, bullying of those at school who are, or even appear gay, is getting more...
Rice & Smothered Cabbage Soup
Sunday Relish - April, 2012
smothered cabbage soup“Both the Greeks and the Romans thought cabbage a very healthy food, which it is: and a protection against drunkenness, which it is not.” (Alan...
Cryptic Crossword - April 12
Justin Shaw - April, 2012
As always, first correctly completed cryptic crossword sent to This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript...
 

The King's Tribune - March 2012

Editorial - March 2012
Jane Shaw - March, 2012
Women haven’t had equal status to men in any human civilization — until the last 200 years.There’s been an awful lot of shouting about feminism on...
Interview With A Bully
Jane Shaw - March, 2012
bullyingStart a discussion about bullying and you will find any number of people willing, WANTING, to stand up and talk about how terribly they were...
A Letter to the Aboriginese People
Ben Pobjie - March, 2012
australiaThe Australia Day race riot, in which, as you recall, hundreds of people died and Parliament House burned to the ground, got Ben Pobjie thinking...
Down Among The Women
Jennifer Wilson - March, 2012
violence against childrenViolence is wrong, no matter who the perpetrator is and ideology is not the solution.A recent Twitter conversation about the differences between...
Hey You! Stop being A Dick!
Dan Nolan - March, 2012
handsSome men do and say disgusting things to women because they can get away with it. It’s up to the rest of us to stop letting them.I’ve never...
The Lost Tribes
Drag0nista - March, 2012
middle australiaDrag0nista has hacked through the jungle of the Australian polity and found the Lost Tribe. Does any party have enough beads and blankets to lure...
Canberra Correspondents Or Gossip Columnists?
Marion Dalton - March, 2012
rudd gillardThere is a parliament and a government and an opposition going on in Canberra, but all the media are giving us is a Brangelina obsession with Rudd...
That One Time At Band Comp
Dominic Knight - March, 2012
bassEveryone has a book in them, most of which should never see the light. Many of us also have a rockstar inside, nearly all of which should be...
Money Talk
Anthony Morgan - March, 2012
hensForget Hayek and Keynes and all those other clowns. An economy based entirely on the exchange of free range eggs and hand-knitted jumpers is the...
What Happens If There Are No More Shops
Tim Dunlop - March, 2012
shoppingIf we keep selfishly buying all the things online, who will shopping centre owners gouge?I was raised in retail. My Dad owned a service station...
Cluster Headaches
Justin Shaw - March, 2012
gamma raysChronic pain is more than just pain; it takes over your life and becomes your identity. At least there’s some hope for some of us.
Views of Life-Death - Part One
Torrey Orton - March, 2012
life death“You’re driving down a road in the desert, and the engine suddenly stops... no Pep Boys, no Auto Club to help. Whether the road continues is of no...
I Think We Should Keep Absolutely Everything
Mat Larkin - March, 2012
hoarderWhat will archaeologists think of our culture when all that’s left of it is dead iPhones?It is saidi that future archaeologists will assume that...
Dying Rivers, Dying Towns
Dave Mallard - March, 2012
murray darlingThe Murray Darling Basin Plan is far more complex, and important, than the “Greenies vs farmers” argument the media have been focussed on.In...
In Pleasure And Sorrow
Ultra Hedonist - March, 2012
jessica rabbitThe internet isn’t just about cats, you know. There’s sex there, too.
Fundamentalist Curriculum
Shelley Stocken - March, 2012
crossRight you lot, stop fornicating and listen up. You’re doing a terribly ungodly job educating your children, here’s what we’re going to do instead.
Facebook to Offer Gambling...
Geordie Guy - March, 2012
gambling...Australia to Re-ban Gambling OnlineCan the law keep up with, or even get close to, the online world? And even if it can, how can it be enforced?
The Bucket List
Dave Gaukroger - March, 2012
bucket listDo, or do not. There is no “To Do List”.
Tasmania: A Rising Star
Duncan Wilcox - February, 2012
Many of the world’s winerati were floating around Hobart recently as the 8th International Cool Climate Symposium kicked off. It is a serious wine...
Cryptic Crossword - Mar 12
Justin Shaw - February, 2012
As always, first correctly completed cryptic crossword sent to This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript...
 

Politics

Bush Lawyers
Andrew Tiedt - April, 2012
high court

Screaming “It’s Unconstitutional” may make people feel better, but has no grounding in reality.

There is an old saying...

A Homunculus Grows in Mahala
Heath Callaway - April, 2012
austin mackell

Journalists risk their lives in conflict zones, but when something goes wrong they should be able to count on support...

Why The Liberal Right Should Embrace A...
Trisha Jha - April, 2012
ferris

Isms, in my opinion, are not good” - Ferris Bueller, 1986 Trisha Jha begs to differ and introduces us to several...

Looking for Leaders
Bill Street - April, 2012
paul keating

There is an unavoidable pitfall in our unending calls for “leadership” — good leaders tend to be bastards.

Last month’s...

Why the Green Vote Will Rise
Ronan Lee - April, 2012
bob

Drag0nista said recently in these pages that the Greens’ vote will flatten or fall. Ronan Lee has another take on the...

On Agreement
Scott Ludlam - April, 2012
parliament

Greens Senator Scott Ludlam explains how his party is working with the government to turn Australia into a Third-World...

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Anecdotage

Romance in the Emergency Room
Jane Shaw - April, 2012
daffodil

Some things are not designed to be put in certain places. Take note.

I used to know a guy who worked as the admitting...

Why I Don’t Believe A Single Word Economists Say
Sue-Ann Post - April, 2012
economists

This piece will form part of an appendix in my forthcoming book, ‘How to save the whole damn world: A madly optimistic...

We’re Not all Artists
Dave Gaukroger - April, 2012
office

You are not a unique and beautiful snowflake. Sometimes a job is just a job, not an empowering career.

There are a lot of...

The Sound of One Keyboard Tapping
Kim Powell - April, 2012
working from home

Working from home isn’t all porn and cake — there are deadlines to meet

I know where every single thing is in this...

How to Live in Australia: A Guide
Jo Thornely - April, 2012
australia

Do NOT be too serious unless you’re expected to be and never forget that all, repeat all the wildlife wants you...

Damian Cowell’s Unreliable History of Rock
Damian Cowell - April, 2012
nick lowe

Part 46b: Nick Lowe and Johnny Cash…

Nick Lowe, one-time son-in-law of Johnny Cash, asks the great man for the secret of...

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Media

Coles: How Far Down Will They Go?
Thomas Cummings - April, 2012
coles

It’s interesting that the guy called in to turn Coles’ fortunes around in the short term demanded cash, not shares, as...

Simulation
Thomas Cummings - February, 2012
gambling

Oh yes, I’m the great pretender
Adrift in a world of my own
I play the game but to my real shame
You’ve left me to...

A Homunculus Grows in Mahala
Heath Callaway - April, 2012
austin mackell

Journalists risk their lives in conflict zones, but when something goes wrong they should be able to count on support...

Gaming is for Grown Ups
Bennett Ring - February, 2012
gaming

As a full-time technology journalist who has specialised in the critiquing of video games for over a decade, you’d be...

Facebook to Offer Gambling...
Geordie Guy - March, 2012
gambling

...Australia to Re-ban Gambling Online

Can the law keep up with, or even get close to, the online world? And even if it...

A History Of Stupidity
Adam vanLangenberg - February, 2012
vaccination

In 1796 a very special and very dangerous kind of idiot was born.

Smallpox was running rampant throughout Europe until a...

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THE SHOUT

Why We Turned The Comments Off
Jane Shaw - February, 2012
comments

The inestimable Tim Dunlop and I were having coffee together a few months back and discussing internet trolls, the...

Private Brutality and the Police
Jane Shaw - November, 2011
victoria police

There's been a bit of screeching in the blogosphere about police brutality at the OccupyMelbourne protests. It's not...

A Day In Life
Jane Shaw - November, 2011
hilary clinton

3:47am: Sit bolt upright in bed groping around for bellows. Stare around darkened bedroom trying to work out why am not...

Boats Under The Beds
Jane Shaw - November, 2011
octopus

"Politics hates a vacuum. If it isn't filled with hope, someone will fill it with fear."
Naomi Klein

Australians are...

Pokies Industry is Tekken Ur Jurbs
Jane Shaw - October, 2011
reform cost jobs

Ever since the vagaries of politics put Andrew Wilkie into a position where he could insist on gambling reforms, Clubs...

The Tribune on RRR Breakfasters
Jane Shaw - October, 2011
RRR Breakfasters

Popped my being-on-the-radio cherry this morning, with the help of the RRR Breakfasters.

As you can tell from the shaky...

News Ltd v Julia Gillard
Fake Paul Keating - August, 2011
john hartigan big harto

The slapfest is ON.

It started on Monday. Glenn Milne rehashed some old rumours about Prime Minister Julia Gillard that...

Choice between motherhood and career got a little easier...
Jane Shaw - August, 2011
samantha maiden

I went to the Melbourne Writers Festival panel on political journalism this morning, because if Lindsay Tanner, Samantha...

News Flash
Justin Shaw - August, 2011
london riots

News Flash, folks: there are shitheads in the world. Some of them are rich, some of them are poor, they come from every...

What's happened to The Tribune?
Jane and Justin Shaw - July, 2011

Some of you may have noticed that things have been quiet here at Casa Del Tribune lately. Too quiet.

About June this year...

Send Lawyers, Guns And Money
Justin Shaw - July, 2011
rupert murdoch

After about an hour of the Murdochs' committee appearance the other night I was just about ready to stick knitting...

Internet Killed The Rebellious Youth Star
Barclay White - July, 2011
kerry ann planking

If ever I need proof that each generation is softer than the last I think of this: When my grandfather was my age he was...

Musings From The Motor Show
Skoeman - July, 2011
MelbMotorShow

The Australian International Motor Show has returned to Melbourne this year.

I love the Motor Show, for it brings all the...

None of this should be anything new to anyone not living...
leLaissezFaire - June, 2011
go back

For the past few weeks our Australian public channels SBS and ABC have been on an emotional roll, with three stories that...

The Dangers of Not Wearing Genital Protection on Trams
Jane Shaw - June, 2011
Tram

I’ve been working from home for a while now, which, apart from turning me into a deranged shut-in, at least means that I...

The Dangers of Cream Coloured Pants
Jane Shaw - June, 2011
pants

Wearing cream coloured pants can be dangerous, not just a you-might-end-up-looking-like-a-very-large-biscuit kind of...

Defending Good Christians from ACL
Jane Shaw - June, 2011
wendy francis

The Australian Christian Lobby (ACL), their spokeswoman Wendy Francis and the Rip & Roll campaign for safe sex in the...

Slutwalk Melbourne
Jane Shaw - May, 2011
slutwalk melb

Slutwalk Melbourne. Read my thoughts on it here. Or not. Up to you really. But the photos are pretty cool, huh?


The Bolt Report: Dull and Duller
Justin Shaw - May, 2011
bolt report

Did you know there's a Facebook campaign to get The Bolt Report off the air? The plan is to note who advertises on the...

My night NOT watching the wedding
Jane Shaw - April, 2011
Indigo girls

I didn’t watch the royal wedding, not because I’m a rabid anti monarchist or a hater of inbred gits (I’m not). I just...

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